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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:11/23/2011
Last Login:12/18/2014
Location:USA
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#5 - when my dad was in college, he once accidentally ran over rona…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Do what you must, i have... +2
#9 - pentol (08/26/2014) [-]
oh fucking lol'd
#143 - oh. sweet. **** . yes. 08/26/2014 on Hitler's influence on Japan +7
#179 - what do you mean? i play video games, and i don't feel the nee…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Feminist Hate Dump +3
#250 - anonymous (08/26/2014) [-]
damn maybe if i did more gaming i wouldnt be a registered sex offender..
#22 - SAIL 08/25/2014 on Riggity riggity rekt 0
#16 - i don't want to put anything in my mouth that will make me hav…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Girl Tripped on LSD And... +2
#17 - alpacaking (08/25/2014) [-]
I tripped for over 14 hours the last time I did it. Dunno how it is for other people but I felt like superman fused with goku and mixed with jesus in that order specifically. Shit was awesome
User avatar #50 - thespecialone (08/25/2014) [-]
thumb for you! felt about the same and lasted about the same.

#203 - walking around campus, someone asked me if i wanted to donate … 08/25/2014 on Fucking Excuses +2
#8 - i have a polished hadrosaur coprolite sitting on my desk. oh g… 08/25/2014 on not even once 0
#2 - how did it end up like this? it was only a boop, it was only a boop. 08/23/2014 on Dogs VS cats 0
#2 - i've seen deer doing this too during the winter 08/23/2014 on Some cool facts +1
#14 - nah man i tried cooking a whole chicken in the microwave once.…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on mmmm baby 0
User avatar #15 - godtherapist (08/19/2014) [-]
You can definitely cook a turkey in a microwave. I have a cook book for just microwave cooking.
#5 - you can't put a turkey in the microwave. it won't ever cook al…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2014 on mmmm baby +7
#9 - blancka (08/19/2014) [-]
You can put a turkey in a microwave to cook it though. You can cook almost anything in a microwave, people are just not used to seeing this so they assume it won't work.
User avatar #14 - chuffberry (08/19/2014) [-]
nah man i tried cooking a whole chicken in the microwave once. after about 30 minutes it still wasn't cooked through so i ended up having to slice it up.
User avatar #15 - godtherapist (08/19/2014) [-]
You can definitely cook a turkey in a microwave. I have a cook book for just microwave cooking.
#19 - hitler's problem was that he was good at drawing buildings but…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on DYK Comp #2 +1
User avatar #41 - mrselfdestruct (08/18/2014) [-]
he also couldn't get into architecture school
#47 - Picture 08/18/2014 on Jeez Jennifer.. +1
#31 - some can weigh up to 1000kg, but this guy was about 700kg 08/18/2014 on Magnificent! 0
#8 - one at the zoo i used to work at a rhino got out. it took 6 ho…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Magnificent! +20
#13 - anonymous (08/17/2014) [-]
don't rhinos weigh way more than 1,500 lbs??
User avatar #31 - chuffberry (08/18/2014) [-]
some can weigh up to 1000kg, but this guy was about 700kg
#30 - carrotpotato (08/17/2014) [-]
Yeah even 1500 kg seems a bit low to me. I mean a regular bull can weigh a ton and rhinos are to cows like tanks are regular cars.
User avatar #17 - quasimodem (08/17/2014) [-]
well he did say he used to work at the zoo
#7 - Picture 08/16/2014 on Old man Erwins kid +20
#6 - dude, that dog is not trying to save the fish. it smells and h…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Dog tries saving fish 0
#7 - theepicduckfrog (08/14/2014) [-]
your ruining my life
#9 - i need to get my wisdom teeth out, but i'm ******** …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Anesthesia will fuck you up... +2
User avatar #109 - cards (08/14/2014) [-]
I had 4 teeth pulled.

I usually don't like needles, but if you just look away you just feel a prick.

After that it's off to sleepy land.
User avatar #92 - neokun (08/14/2014) [-]
how can you fear needles that shit gets you high off your tits when it kicks in
#58 - ennemi (08/14/2014) [-]
nothing you can really do about the needle, just close your eye, they can put a sort of gel to numb the pain before using the needle.

For the vomit part, you should change dentist if he make you vomit, that just mean he's bad
#55 - anonymous (08/14/2014) [-]
They'll drug you so hard you won't even remember the needle or how you got to the dentist. I punched the doc and have absolutely no recollection, that's what my mom said anyways. Crazy shit
#25 - synthane (08/14/2014) [-]
If you end up vomiting after getting your wisdom teeth removed, you had a very, very, bad dentist.
#14 - tranminh (08/14/2014) [-]
the drugs are good
#7 - i heard it was because your oxygen levels get low as you drift…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Hypnic Jerk 0
User avatar #11 - geothermal (08/14/2014) [-]
I think it could be a whole bunch of things.
#25 - good, i'm glad he finally got around to it. that's what i vote… 08/14/2014 on thanks obama +21
#12 - SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SH…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on The Future is Bright +3
User avatar #21 - romdomcom (08/12/2014) [-]
It really bugs me that you're just one "SHOTS" short
#571 - after i was born, my dad got a botched, second-hand vasectomy … 08/11/2014 on what memory from your... +1
#46 - please tell me she shot herself in the foot... 08/10/2014 on girls in bikinis +1
#95 - i brought my old motorola to the verizon store because the bat… 08/10/2014 on Meet Mike. +3
#560 - being able to build structurally sound things 08/09/2014 on What skill is worth the... 0
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User avatar #3 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
Howdy
User avatar #2 - Spavaloo (09/22/2012) [-]
I find your idiocy regarding Ancient Greek creation myths to be personally offensive.
User avatar #1 - thatnerdyguy (07/20/2012) [-]
No comment virginity will be left untaken.
User avatar #4 to #1 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Look back at this comment and look at the date. How much has things changed?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Well, I still enjoy getting the first comment on a page, simply for the sake of having it. I've changed in a lot of ways, but that is not one of them.
User avatar #6 to #5 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Ah, was not meaning to seem to have that intent. Just sometimes it's nice to look back on old stuff. I know when I do I can usually remember somewhat what happened that day and I can compare to my average day now.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I gotcha. It's pretty weird looking back on some old comments.
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