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Gender: female
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:11/23/2011
Last Login:9/19/2014
Location:USA
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#6 - but don't you get boners multiple times during the night? it k…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Wood +10
#10 - micekill (07/26/2014) [-]
#9 - carlonord (07/26/2014) [-]
#8 - Weirdozzy (07/26/2014) [-]
...
#8 - jesus tits with rice, i feel like i may cry because of this. 07/26/2014 on Eye swap +48
#8 - dude... 07/25/2014 on This Is My Swoomp +12
#7 - STORY TIME!! >ask boyfriend who his sexual fantasy is …  [+] (29 new replies) 07/25/2014 on Women +184
#73 - gayboard (07/28/2014) [-]
That really has to suck.
#65 - fragman (07/25/2014) [-]
as a straight guy I have to say... I don't see why not
User avatar #56 - chimpaflimp (07/25/2014) [-]
Wait...there's someone on FJ who's single AND female? Inb4 knights so white they make the KKK look like nognogs.
#49 - sonicwind (07/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #48 - jimmyrustlinhustla (07/25/2014) [-]
I'd fuck if you were around my age
#40 - anonymous (07/25/2014) [-]
Ill tickle your pickle for you
#42 - anonymous (07/25/2014) [-]
DAMNIT logged me out again lol, that was me
#44 - anonymous (07/25/2014) [-]
omfg, im karrotj call me -_-
User avatar #47 - Aethlius (07/25/2014) [-]
you need some water.
User avatar #38 - toxicovrtake (07/25/2014) [-]
Well, it's the thought that counts I guess.
#32 - MrDeadiron (07/25/2014) [-]
Would you help me test something?
User avatar #31 - joeyliquid (07/25/2014) [-]
10/10, your sexuality lost and turned a guy gay.
#29 - xgeneration (07/25/2014) [-]
**xgeneration rolled image**
buy a strap on
#28 - europe (07/25/2014) [-]
oh wow
#25 - kulamia (07/25/2014) [-]
Well you're a great GF for trying.
User avatar #18 - syntheticdoll (07/25/2014) [-]
I can't blame him, I would consider turning gay for him (if I were a man)
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (07/25/2014) [-]
This is the first time I've ever heard of a woman so bad at sex that their partners turned gay
#59 - thismustbeseen (07/25/2014) [-]
It happened to my ex.
User avatar #66 - romanlettuce (07/25/2014) [-]
It's way more common than people here think. If you just watch porn all of the time maybe you start to think that every woman is a star. Not true.
User avatar #14 - pokimone (07/25/2014) [-]
Its Matt Bomer. He isn't guy, just alive. Everyone on earth is into him. Hes like a younger and more handsome version of Robert Downey Jr.
User avatar #68 - collateraldamageco (07/25/2014) [-]
I didn't even know who Matt Bomer was until I saw this post
#60 - asmathiel (07/25/2014) [-]
I don't know man. He is nice, but I would not give my butt for him.
But for Alexander? Shit, I would suck his cock like a little bitch I am
#61 - pokimone (07/25/2014) [-]
He's alright, but look at Matts handsome all up in the place.
#37 - toxicovrtake (07/25/2014) [-]
He sure gives me a Bomer.
User avatar #41 - dorfdorfdorf (07/25/2014) [-]
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, CARLOS
User avatar #22 - awesomedewd (07/25/2014) [-]
I'm a guy and I wouldn't fuck any male celebrity.
In fact... why do people care so much about celebrities?
#12 - captainfuckitall has deleted their comment.
#9 - anonymous (07/25/2014) [-]
Any girl can get laid, just need to lower your standards first.
User avatar #19 - syntheticdoll (07/25/2014) [-]
Just don't do the same with dating.
#6 - that settles it. i want an asian child.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2014 on AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW... +1
User avatar #17 - pokimone (07/25/2014) [-]
I'm not asain, but I have a white truck and some candy, how much are you willing to give?
User avatar #8 - WhiteCrayon (07/25/2014) [-]
Marry me and I'll give you one
#804 - I had to give up my cat (who was my only friend at the time) t… 07/25/2014 on give me your feels +1
#2346 - **chuffberry rolls 432,027,964** 07/24/2014 on Highest roll gets pink for... 0
#237 - once my neighbor cut his arm off with a chain saw. he was cutt… 07/23/2014 on Stupid Stuff 0
#1798 - 20 Female DC I haven't been able to complete my co…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
#1813 - xeinothill (07/23/2014) [-]
I know the insecurity all too well, as do many others here. I'm glad you aren't content to roll over and let it enfold you. Keep going chica, you got this shit!
P.S. Cats are gross. ^.^
#21 - finish the bottle whenever frodo stops and looks behind him an…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on drinking is fun +36
User avatar #39 - azraelthemage (07/30/2014) [-]
*poses for the cover of a new age album.
#51 - in a hive of bees, if a bee comes back drunk, the hive's guard… 07/23/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 45 0
#457 - **chuffberry rolls 31,236** Nora 07/21/2014 on Wife is in labor 0
#19 - working at a family-owned garden center, my favorite is when p… 07/21/2014 on Retail Robin 0
#83 - and not have to pay child support, yes.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on This is for you FunnyJunk, +2
User avatar #84 - dirtyvibrations (07/21/2014) [-]
>implying I would pay it to begin with
#27 - obama's signature looks like a penis. 07/21/2014 on hand cock 0
#60 - HAHAHAHA BITCH I'M STERILE!!!! BASK IN MY GLORY AS I GO ON DAT…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/21/2014 on This is for you FunnyJunk, +10
#105 - anonymous (07/21/2014) [-]
Takes more than just being sterile, you can be sterile and still have periods.

Which one would imagine you would know if you really *were* sterile.
User avatar #86 - swagasauruss (07/21/2014) [-]
I got my nuts cut off like jabberwocky's head after I had a few kids, so I know the feeling
User avatar #82 - dirtyvibrations (07/21/2014) [-]
So does that mean I could like
Cum inside of you
User avatar #83 - chuffberry (07/21/2014) [-]
and not have to pay child support, yes.
User avatar #84 - dirtyvibrations (07/21/2014) [-]
>implying I would pay it to begin with
User avatar #72 - thegamerslife (07/21/2014) [-]
you seem neat.
#23 - "oh my god i'm so fluffy..." 07/21/2014 on Easy. Breezy. Beautiful.... 0
#27 - what if you're embarrassingly flat-chested, though?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/20/2014 on (untitled) +3
#117 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
than you are flat chest master race
User avatar #68 - Darianvincent (07/20/2014) [-]
Then you shouldn't have to worry about those kinds of things because you wouldn't be a woman.
#67 - plumpbooty (07/20/2014) [-]
blasphemy
#60 - bestfoxgirl (07/20/2014) [-]
You can't be embarrassingly flat-chested
#45 - blueboysixnine (07/20/2014) [-]
Anything more than a handful is a waste
User avatar #36 - phunkyzilla (07/20/2014) [-]
Then do you even need to worry about sagging?
#7 - aren't most senators over the age of 50, though? 49 is a weird… 07/19/2014 on Yellow Peril 0
#6 - i like the girl in the background who's laughing her ass off 07/19/2014 on Stop horsing around 0
#34 - yeah i don't even pretend to understand it but it's specifical…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on Fatty acid is a funny term +2
User avatar #36 - reginleif (07/19/2014) [-]
Really makes no sense, but importation might not be the best idea anyways... so I'm a bit conflicted.

Personally I'd be more worried about insects or fungi hitching a ride but whatever eh?
#32 - my grandmother refuses to buy strawberries that were grown in …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Fatty acid is a funny term +3
User avatar #48 - listerthepessimist (07/19/2014) [-]
american strawberrys are probably shit on too
#45 - killthemjuice (07/19/2014) [-]
your grandmother is a wise woman
User avatar #39 - newfeliperuiz (07/19/2014) [-]
That's accurate.
User avatar #38 - hemming (07/19/2014) [-]
They do that with raspberries, not in mexico but where raspberries are grown, that's why you have to often boil to avoid Ecoli....
User avatar #33 - reginleif (07/19/2014) [-]
:/ Does she pay attention to every bit of produce she buys though? 0.o Or just the strawberries, cause I'm pretty sure the only reason we have such a selection of fruits + veggies yearround is cause we import like crazy.

Mexican limes hue hue hue.
User avatar #34 - chuffberry (07/19/2014) [-]
yeah i don't even pretend to understand it but it's specifically strawberries. if the strawberry box doesn't say where they were grown, she'll keep asking employees and customers until someone gives her a definitive answer.
User avatar #36 - reginleif (07/19/2014) [-]
Really makes no sense, but importation might not be the best idea anyways... so I'm a bit conflicted.

Personally I'd be more worried about insects or fungi hitching a ride but whatever eh?
#36 - this reminds me of when a lady came up to me when i was workin… 07/19/2014 on Hypocrisy of Fat Activism +4
#15 - although, there was a thermal vent that got close enough to th… 07/19/2014 on I guess it was okay. +6
#8 - if i had a kid and it did this, i'd laugh maniacally to their … 07/18/2014 on Adding Injury To Insult 0
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User avatar #3 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
Howdy
User avatar #2 - Spavaloo (09/22/2012) [-]
I find your idiocy regarding Ancient Greek creation myths to be personally offensive.
User avatar #1 - thatnerdyguy (07/20/2012) [-]
No comment virginity will be left untaken.
User avatar #4 to #1 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Look back at this comment and look at the date. How much has things changed?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Well, I still enjoy getting the first comment on a page, simply for the sake of having it. I've changed in a lot of ways, but that is not one of them.
User avatar #6 to #5 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Ah, was not meaning to seem to have that intent. Just sometimes it's nice to look back on old stuff. I know when I do I can usually remember somewhat what happened that day and I can compare to my average day now.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I gotcha. It's pretty weird looking back on some old comments.
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