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chuffberry

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Gender: female
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:11/23/2011
Last Login:5/24/2015
Location:USA
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Content Ranking:#766
Comment Ranking:#2994
Highest Content Rank:#764
Highest Comment Rank:#527
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Subscribers:202
Content Views:688313
Times Content Favorited:1421 times
Total Comments Made:2043
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#79 - my uncle runs a turkey farm, and i gotta say those turkeys are… 03/04/2015 on Truth +1
#251 - it's real simple: if you don't want to be emotionally abused o… 03/04/2015 on smellody compilation 0
#14 - this reminds me of my sims game. just, babies lying all over the floor 03/03/2015 on (Reevaluating life decisions) +1
#5 - plot twist: he's stealing the rims off the car 03/03/2015 on May I help you? +26
#81 - i'm having a really tough time processing the shape of that on…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #49 +2
User avatar #152 - truezen (03/03/2015) [-]
Just think of it as a bag of potatoes
#11 - i'm not entirely sure. i think she is jewish, because she refe…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on chuffberry's profile 0
User avatar #12 - orgrok (03/03/2015) [-]
Not gonna lie, that does seem like something a jew would say lol.
#33 - although there is some guy who's recently been breeding domest… 03/02/2015 on Fox village in Japan +1
#32 - because foxes are more skittish. one of the requirements for d…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2015 on Fox village in Japan +3
User avatar #33 - chuffberry (03/02/2015) [-]
although there is some guy who's recently been breeding domesticated foxes since the early 90s or so. but in ancient times it wasn't worth it.
#60 - i'm surprised more feminists don't worship Shirley Temple, sin… 03/02/2015 on Marilyn Monroe (OC) 0
#11 - thank you 03/01/2015 on Hurry Prtr facts pt. 3 0
#10 - thanks 03/01/2015 on Hurry Prtr facts pt. 3 0
#6 - wait when was harry under the imperious curse?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/01/2015 on Hurry Prtr facts pt. 3 +3
#14 - anonymous (03/01/2015) [-]
Moody/crouch cast it on him and his class in the fourth book as 'practice for the real world'
User avatar #9 - DeathKnight (03/01/2015) [-]
several times in the goblet of fire. in the book he was placed under the curse several times in Moody's class as demonstration. Then in the graveyard he was put under it again during his fight with Voldy
User avatar #10 - chuffberry (03/01/2015) [-]
thanks
User avatar #8 - euchreplayer (03/01/2015) [-]
4th book. Defense against the dark arts class with the imposter moody Barty crouch jr. all the students were put under the curse.
User avatar #11 - chuffberry (03/01/2015) [-]
thank you
#26 - i got my wisdom teeth pulled right before christmas. i figured… 03/01/2015 on I'm sorry your life is so hard 0
#18 - i will not let you down  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2015 on Weird shit my roommate does 1 +15
#199 - icedpyro (03/01/2015) [-]
#23 - bewailedbadger (03/01/2015) [-]
Is there any way to make it so that we get a notification whenever you post these?
User avatar #25 - ugoboom (03/01/2015) [-]
sub or add her as friend
#14 - my roommate has forced me to stare at this dress so many times… 02/28/2015 on Can we all agree +3
#243 - this is Pigeon, the cat. i adopted her as a way to accept my f… 02/28/2015 on Do you have a pet? +1
#18 - the problem is, they copy down your license plate number *sad … 02/28/2015 on And Not a Single F*ck Was... 0
#23 - ah **** i forgot a ")" in there.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on Girl power +1
User avatar #107 - shadowblaziard (02/28/2015) [-]
I was already thinking "why the hell is everything between brackets?". Btw push her to the limit and tell us the sweeet rage
#22 - my hardcore feminist roommate self-identifies as arabic, and g…  [+] (51 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Girl power +290
User avatar #135 - undeadwill (02/28/2015) [-]
Tell me her tumblr name. I'll keep her busy.
User avatar #134 - juanlove (02/28/2015) [-]
More stories would be awesome. If she's Tumblr-ing about you, you can FJ about her.

Also, IMO, any time she starts acting irrationally, you should start filming her antics. Like, blatantly filming, so that she know's you're recording everything she's doing. This will either make her calm her tits, or go even more insane. The latter would make excellent content. Just remember to keep your cool and act reasonably.
#122 - gisuar (02/28/2015) [-]
just keep saying "hitler rape(s) retarded bitch"
User avatar #118 - Draserszes (02/28/2015) [-]
I would go mad if I had to live with someone like that. Good luck making it until April. I don't think I'd be able to.

#117 - whitenerdy (02/28/2015) [-]
tell the bitch to shut her face
If she starts yelling, yell higher
At some point she will get physical, then you tell her it's time for her to leave and shove her out the door - bonus points if you record the whole ordeal.

When she starts to act up again next time, just ignore her. Or tell her you don't want to talk to her when she's acting like a 12 year old. Worst thing that could happen is that she'll get butthurt, write some nasty stuff about you on the internet with people you don't give a shit about and won't talk to you anymore, which would be a plus

If you get more people to do it, she'll come back to her senses faster. Some call it shamming, but the only reason why she started that kind of behaviour is because of all the white noise from all the victim sheeps on tumblr as her only social circle, and the lack of oxygen from the papir bag she has pulled over her head.

Worked for me in anycase, post the results with time stamp

#114 - anonymous (02/28/2015) [-]
D00 it and become arena #2
#113 - anonymous (02/28/2015) [-]
Find a new roomate. As you leave, call her a whitecuntbitch.
User avatar #93 - datladyluna (02/28/2015) [-]
please make content
I wanna hear more stories
User avatar #92 - eatmynuts (02/28/2015) [-]
make it a point to include "bitch" into every sentence.
#89 - jackacacia (02/28/2015) [-]
Keep your dick the FUCK away from that person.
#78 - napsterfreak (02/28/2015) [-]
Just do it
#121 - anonymous (02/28/2015) [-]
i need a better one of this gif pls
User avatar #126 - napsterfreak (02/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #75 - baditch (02/28/2015) [-]
She crossed the line when she insulted my Beck. Kill her.
User avatar #72 - chimpaflimp (02/28/2015) [-]
What's her Tumblr URL?
User avatar #71 - vycanismajoris (02/28/2015) [-]
kill her and eat the corpse
User avatar #70 - northernpike (02/28/2015) [-]
Content pls
User avatar #68 - Kairyuka (02/28/2015) [-]
That sounds like it'd make awesome content!
User avatar #66 - iamzimfoolishhuman (02/28/2015) [-]
pls share
User avatar #65 - ssheinrich (02/28/2015) [-]
you're a girl...right?
#64 - anonymous (02/28/2015) [-]
maybe she needs to get laid bro
User avatar #83 - liero (02/28/2015) [-]
Tip: Don't stick your dick in crazy...
User avatar #63 - echotheambient (02/28/2015) [-]
I have a migthy need for this as content
User avatar #62 - dalokan (02/28/2015) [-]
Yeah but feminazi or no supporting him Kanye was still right
#59 - eddio (02/28/2015) [-]
Make that fucking content, don't you fucking leave any of us hanging, you glorious sonovabitch.
#60 - kinginthenorth (02/28/2015) [-]
>"she grew out her leg hair and dyed it magenta"
That's fucking disgusting.
User avatar #58 - delio (02/28/2015) [-]
make a cringe comp, fuck it. Try to include a pic of the land whale as well.
#56 - yellowizard (02/28/2015) [-]
I will pay cash money to see this as content
User avatar #53 - cloakndagger (02/28/2015) [-]
We need pics of this crazy bitch. She sounds like Tumblr incarnate. I seriously want to see her.

That, and I'd like you to continue sharing the stupid bitchy shit that she does.
#52 - dogziller (02/28/2015) [-]
more please. if this is trolling then you best find something else to post.
#45 - somekindofname (02/28/2015) [-]
What #26 said!
#40 - Jabberwocky (02/28/2015) [-]
You should force-feed her cyanide and throw her body into a volcano.
User avatar #37 - eiaisqzbsesb (02/28/2015) [-]
Make storytime comps of the shit she does.
#36 - piraterobins (02/28/2015) [-]
post pics because im sickened and curious
#35 - tvfreakuk (02/28/2015) [-]
In my first year of university, I was living in student accommodation with other people.
As someone who likes to stay up late watching my stories; I occasionally fell asleep on the sofa.
Not too often, but after a while I tried staying up late less and less just so I wouldn't be that much of an annoyance to my housemates.
But one night, I was about to do it again - and this one girl started really openly hating on me because of it. She called me a "retarded fat arse" and that she was sick of seeing me on the sofa in the morning, and that I must be autistic and stupid.
After about 5 minutes of this I told her to stop being a bitch.
This instantly got the outcry from every person I was living with, in how "I can't talk to girls like that." and I was being disrespectful to her; and that I apparently had to apologize to her after she had just spent 5 minutes calling me an autistic retarded fat arse.
User avatar #44 - joedeltaco (02/28/2015) [-]
I dunno about you kid, but i spend most of my time being mean do people dont assume im gonna deal with bullshit.
User avatar #46 - tvfreakuk (02/28/2015) [-]
I'm on the opposite side. I guess I could call myself timid, or at least just sort of laid back and I don't let much bother me, or if something does bother me; I'm generally silent about it and don't tell anyone because I don't want to be a bother.
But on the rare occasion something does bother me, I get super fucking pissed. I didn't explain it in my story - but I was fucking livid with that lass who was calling me all that shit (she was also throwing bits of food at me, forgot to mention) and I practically shouted in her face.
That kind of changes the context of the story - I should've probably mentioned. But I mean; after 5 minutes of insults and having bread crumbs thrown at you - you get pretty pissed.
User avatar #50 - joedeltaco (02/28/2015) [-]
Understandable, im laid back too. But i was taught if youre willing to step up to the first ball thrown then the pitchers will realise youre ready to swing. Let them see your mean side for a while. For instance, i positively hate tweakers. I hate their lifestyle, i hate what they do to my stupid relative and i hate their scummy thieving ways. I have tweaker family, im outwardly mean to them. I say to their faces thst i dont like em and i want their asses out of my fuckin house.
#123 - keligus (02/28/2015) [-]
what's a tweaker?
User avatar #130 - juanlove (02/28/2015) [-]
A tweaker is a user of drugs. Generally they're far into their addiction, at the point where they don't care about their appearance or hygiene. Just care about getting their next fix.

Many times, 'tweaker' implies a meth user, but it can be a catch-all for any addiction.
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User avatar #34 - taniv (02/28/2015) [-]
I've never met one in real life. Watch it from a distance, this information could be crucial to understanding the patterns and mannerisms of the species and what God forsaken evolutionary track has led to their reproduction
User avatar #32 - phtholognyrrh (02/28/2015) [-]
please keep us very updated. but if you "give us her tumblr" as electronic bacon says, black out the name and any other information that could lead to them being harassed by some idiot who doesnt realize how shitty of a thing that is to do.
User avatar #33 - anaphase (02/28/2015) [-]
I'm glad someone has some humanity here
User avatar #43 - phtholognyrrh (02/28/2015) [-]
no point in stooping to their level, fulfilling their expectations, or being a child in an adults world. plus, the longer we let them be stupid,the more lulz we get from it.

im no saint; i have ulterior motives. but i also dont support any form of doxxing or harassment.
User avatar #29 - electronicbacon (02/28/2015) [-]
Please. Please give us her tumblr. You will not regret it.
#28 - GShock (02/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #26 - whimsicalmagnus (02/28/2015) [-]
make it content, gather thumbs and the love of you fellow FJ'ers
User avatar #25 - oldflattop (02/28/2015) [-]
i want to hear more.
User avatar #23 - chuffberry (02/28/2015) [-]
ah shit i forgot a ")" in there.
User avatar #107 - shadowblaziard (02/28/2015) [-]
I was already thinking "why the hell is everything between brackets?". Btw push her to the limit and tell us the sweeet rage
#18 - dat butt wiggle 02/28/2015 on Dog crushes kitten +2
#13 - well, what did you learn? 02/27/2015 on My brain - asshole! 0
#40 - >don't be rude >posts picture on 4chan 02/27/2015 on /b/compliments girls 0
#7 - they knew exactly what they were doing. 02/27/2015 on Or Perfect Placement 0
#48 - Picture 02/27/2015 on When you exploring new... +1
#4 - this is such an incredibly bad idea. oh my god. so bad. 02/25/2015 on Monster +1

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User avatar #13 - pleuradispensor (03/18/2015) [-]
is there ever going to be another installment of "weird **** my rommate does?"
User avatar #15 to #13 - chuffberry (03/19/2015) [-]
i didn't know if i should make another one or not. i've been on spring break, so i can post a new one in a few days.
#16 to #15 - pleuradispensor (03/19/2015) [-]
I very much enjoyed the first ones
I very much enjoyed the first ones
User avatar #14 to #13 - pleuradispensor (03/18/2015) [-]
**pleuradispensor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**pleuradispensor rolls Cannot predict now**
User avatar #10 - orgrok (03/03/2015) [-]
Is your roommate actually Jewish? If she just claims she is without being born jewish, or properly converted, shes still goy. - A jew
User avatar #11 to #10 - chuffberry (03/03/2015) [-]
i'm not entirely sure. i think she is jewish, because she refers to non-jews who date jews as "goy toys".
User avatar #12 to #11 - orgrok (03/03/2015) [-]
Not gonna lie, that does seem like something a jew would say lol.
#9 - oriphiel (03/02/2015) [-]
kelly sounds absolutely awful, you should post a picture of her so we know if she fits the stereotype feminazi image
User avatar #8 - arena (03/01/2015) [-]
Kelly doesn't sound to nice. How long have you been living with her.
User avatar #3 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
Howdy
User avatar #2 - Spavaloo (09/22/2012) [-]
I find your idiocy regarding Ancient Greek creation myths to be personally offensive.
User avatar #1 - thatnerdyguy (07/20/2012) [-]
No comment virginity will be left untaken.
User avatar #4 to #1 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Look back at this comment and look at the date. How much has things changed?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Well, I still enjoy getting the first comment on a page, simply for the sake of having it. I've changed in a lot of ways, but that is not one of them.
User avatar #6 to #5 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Ah, was not meaning to seem to have that intent. Just sometimes it's nice to look back on old stuff. I know when I do I can usually remember somewhat what happened that day and I can compare to my average day now.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I gotcha. It's pretty weird looking back on some old comments.
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