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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:11/23/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:USA
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#19 - OH MY GOD RUN!!!! IT'S COMING RIGHT TORTOISE!!!! 10/28/2014 on Monster attack +1
#79 - we already do speak with sound waves, because that's how sound works.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on Jean Claude Van Dammit 0
User avatar #81 - adunsaveme (10/27/2014) [-]
That's the joke.
#14 - i'm a little disappointed they didn't have a luke/yoda moment … 10/25/2014 on Hug 0
#46 - hot sauce, laxatives, adult diapers 10/23/2014 on The game 0
#14 - what about that Sydney funnelweb spider? ***** de…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on Spider chart 0
#15 - willys (10/21/2014) [-]
But that's not on that chart
#116 - Picture 10/21/2014 on Should've gotten the vasectomy +3
#7 - i will never not look at this and laugh 10/18/2014 on Never shoot the inaccurate +4
#6 - but what if your blood goes to a hot chick? that's almost like… 10/18/2014 on repost but who cares +4
#5 - Comment deleted 10/18/2014 on repost but who cares 0
#13 - if you have Calvin pissing on a logo on your mode of transport… 10/18/2014 on Redneck level: OFF THE CHARTS +14
#10 - how to **** with telemarketers: when they call, j…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2014 on Telemarketers +6
#11 - anonymous (10/16/2014) [-]
>Hello?
Hi, dis es charles. May I interest you-
>N-no, I'm under 18, someone on the Internet said you aren't allowed to talk to me
Wood you be liking vactation in sunny Florida today?

The Indian guy didn't give a damn what I said. Probably gets told to repeat some lines and listen for the word yes.
#53 - sadly, no. it's attached to his leash.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on Good boy +3
User avatar #54 - hammarhead (10/14/2014) [-]
I CAN DREAM HAROLD
#69 - oh sweet christ this made me choke 10/14/2014 on Ken.M +1
#19 - today i ate a piece of bread covered in ranch dressing for lun…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on Sad truth +7
User avatar #43 - YoursTruley (10/12/2014) [-]
sounds like a college meal
#6 - yes, exactly. plus the man from dallas was immediately quarant…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #12 - corvah (10/11/2014) [-]
He wasn't immediately quarantined. He was at home sick for 3 days before he got checked. His family is now quarantined though.
User avatar #7 - bigboyblue (10/11/2014) [-]
Well, kinda. The ebola is still in him and on just about anything that came in contact with him. But once all of that is disposed of (burned in an incinerator, I hope), there'll be a little less reason to worry.
#4 - once the case of ebola in dallas was announced, some people ar…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/11/2014 on (untitled) +4
User avatar #5 - bigboyblue (10/11/2014) [-]
But... it's not airborne... You can get it through bodily fluids. So unless they fear people furiously shoving their tongues or cocks down their throats, I think they're doing it wrong.
#9 - anonymous (10/11/2014) [-]
No, the CDC retracted statements saying it wasn't airborne. Officially it is airborne infection.
User avatar #10 - wheretheheartroams (10/11/2014) [-]
i read in some articles that you have to be a certain distance near them though, and for a good amount of time for you to get it airborne
User avatar #6 - chuffberry (10/11/2014) [-]
yes, exactly. plus the man from dallas was immediately quarantined and has since died, taking the ebola with him to the grave.
User avatar #12 - corvah (10/11/2014) [-]
He wasn't immediately quarantined. He was at home sick for 3 days before he got checked. His family is now quarantined though.
User avatar #7 - bigboyblue (10/11/2014) [-]
Well, kinda. The ebola is still in him and on just about anything that came in contact with him. But once all of that is disposed of (burned in an incinerator, I hope), there'll be a little less reason to worry.
#7 - congratulations, you are now a vantage point. how does it feel? 09/30/2014 on I'll just be here a sec,... +1
#44 - Picture 09/30/2014 on Someone's gonna get deported +3
#35 - oh my god, dat puppy tongue 09/30/2014 on Saving homeless injured dog... 0
#217 - not anorexic. just can't gain weight no matter what i do. i ea…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on Feminists 0
User avatar #220 - timmywankenobi (09/30/2014) [-]
Oh maybe you have that super fast metabolism thing ?
#188 - still, it kinda gets to you when people ask how you're even alive  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Feminists +1
User avatar #200 - timmywankenobi (09/30/2014) [-]
Anorexia is no joke.
User avatar #217 - chuffberry (09/30/2014) [-]
not anorexic. just can't gain weight no matter what i do. i eat 2,000 calories a day and i'm pretty strong, but i've never been able to get above 110lbs.
User avatar #220 - timmywankenobi (09/30/2014) [-]
Oh maybe you have that super fast metabolism thing ?
#182 - but... but i'm a chick.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Feminists +3
User avatar #185 - fables (09/30/2014) [-]
well then you're hanging with some seriously cunty girls
I was a fat kid (thankfully lost the weight)
and I ONLY ever had guys make comments on it. ever.

also I didn't see the last part til now. that could be the reason, maybe. ya think?
people give other people more shit for being fat. rightfully so, but still.
maybe the girls were jealous.
User avatar #188 - chuffberry (09/30/2014) [-]
still, it kinda gets to you when people ask how you're even alive
User avatar #200 - timmywankenobi (09/30/2014) [-]
Anorexia is no joke.
User avatar #217 - chuffberry (09/30/2014) [-]
not anorexic. just can't gain weight no matter what i do. i eat 2,000 calories a day and i'm pretty strong, but i've never been able to get above 110lbs.
User avatar #220 - timmywankenobi (09/30/2014) [-]
Oh maybe you have that super fast metabolism thing ?
#172 - girls bitch constantly how men need to be more accepting of wo…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Feminists +2
User avatar #180 - fables (09/30/2014) [-]
because those guys aren't looking to fuck you
so they don't care what size you are
it goes that way for both genders.
User avatar #182 - chuffberry (09/30/2014) [-]
but... but i'm a chick.
User avatar #185 - fables (09/30/2014) [-]
well then you're hanging with some seriously cunty girls
I was a fat kid (thankfully lost the weight)
and I ONLY ever had guys make comments on it. ever.

also I didn't see the last part til now. that could be the reason, maybe. ya think?
people give other people more shit for being fat. rightfully so, but still.
maybe the girls were jealous.
User avatar #188 - chuffberry (09/30/2014) [-]
still, it kinda gets to you when people ask how you're even alive
User avatar #200 - timmywankenobi (09/30/2014) [-]
Anorexia is no joke.
User avatar #217 - chuffberry (09/30/2014) [-]
not anorexic. just can't gain weight no matter what i do. i eat 2,000 calories a day and i'm pretty strong, but i've never been able to get above 110lbs.
User avatar #220 - timmywankenobi (09/30/2014) [-]
Oh maybe you have that super fast metabolism thing ?
#624 - i used to always watch this **** , until one day i… 09/29/2014 on Forgotten Cartoons 2 +9
#22 - oh sweet christ i want this. i would lose all of my ***… 09/29/2014 on the journey ahead will be toph 0
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User avatar #3 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
Howdy
User avatar #2 - Spavaloo (09/22/2012) [-]
I find your idiocy regarding Ancient Greek creation myths to be personally offensive.
User avatar #1 - thatnerdyguy (07/20/2012) [-]
No comment virginity will be left untaken.
User avatar #4 to #1 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Look back at this comment and look at the date. How much has things changed?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Well, I still enjoy getting the first comment on a page, simply for the sake of having it. I've changed in a lot of ways, but that is not one of them.
User avatar #6 to #5 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Ah, was not meaning to seem to have that intent. Just sometimes it's nice to look back on old stuff. I know when I do I can usually remember somewhat what happened that day and I can compare to my average day now.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I gotcha. It's pretty weird looking back on some old comments.
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