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|#79 - my uncle runs a turkey farm, and i gotta say those turkeys are…||03/04/2015 on Truth||+1|
|#251 - it's real simple: if you don't want to be emotionally abused o…||03/04/2015 on smellody compilation||0|
|#14 - this reminds me of my sims game. just, babies lying all over the floor||03/03/2015 on (Reevaluating life decisions)||+1|
|#5 - plot twist: he's stealing the rims off the car||03/03/2015 on May I help you?||+26|
|#81 - i'm having a really tough time processing the shape of that on… [+] (1 new reply)||03/03/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #49||+2|
|#11 - i'm not entirely sure. i think she is jewish, because she refe… [+] (1 new reply)||03/03/2015 on chuffberry's profile||0|
|#33 - although there is some guy who's recently been breeding domest…||03/02/2015 on Fox village in Japan||+1|
|#32 - because foxes are more skittish. one of the requirements for d… [+] (1 new reply)||03/02/2015 on Fox village in Japan||+3|
|#60 - i'm surprised more feminists don't worship Shirley Temple, sin…||03/02/2015 on Marilyn Monroe (OC)||0|
|#11 - thank you||03/01/2015 on Hurry Prtr facts pt. 3||0|
|#10 - thanks||03/01/2015 on Hurry Prtr facts pt. 3||0|
|#6 - wait when was harry under the imperious curse? [+] (5 new replies)||03/01/2015 on Hurry Prtr facts pt. 3||+3|
#14 - anonymous (03/01/2015) [-]
Moody/crouch cast it on him and his class in the fourth book as 'practice for the real world'
|#26 - i got my wisdom teeth pulled right before christmas. i figured…||03/01/2015 on I'm sorry your life is so hard||0|
|#18 - i will not let you down [+] (3 new replies)||03/01/2015 on Weird shit my roommate does 1||+15|
|#14 - my roommate has forced me to stare at this dress so many times…||02/28/2015 on Can we all agree||+3|
|#243 - this is Pigeon, the cat. i adopted her as a way to accept my f…||02/28/2015 on Do you have a pet?||+1|
|#18 - the problem is, they copy down your license plate number *sad …||02/28/2015 on And Not a Single F*ck Was...||0|
|#23 - ah **** i forgot a ")" in there. [+] (1 new reply)||02/28/2015 on Girl power||+1|
|#22 - my hardcore feminist roommate self-identifies as arabic, and g… [+] (51 new replies)||02/28/2015 on Girl power||+290|
#134 - juanlove (02/28/2015) [-]
More stories would be awesome. If she's Tumblr-ing about you, you can FJ about her.
Also, IMO, any time she starts acting irrationally, you should start filming her antics. Like, blatantly filming, so that she know's you're recording everything she's doing. This will either make her calm her tits, or go even more insane. The latter would make excellent content. Just remember to keep your cool and act reasonably.
#117 - whitenerdy (02/28/2015) [-]
If she starts yelling, yell higher
At some point she will get physical, then you tell her it's time for her to leave and shove her out the door - bonus points if you record the whole ordeal.
When she starts to act up again next time, just ignore her. Or tell her you don't want to talk to her when she's acting like a 12 year old. Worst thing that could happen is that she'll get butthurt, write some nasty stuff about you on the internet with people you don't give a shit about and won't talk to you anymore, which would be a plus
If you get more people to do it, she'll come back to her senses faster. Some call it shamming, but the only reason why she started that kind of behaviour is because of all the white noise from all the victim sheeps on tumblr as her only social circle, and the lack of oxygen from the papir bag she has pulled over her head.
Worked for me in anycase, post the results with time stamp
#114 - anonymous (02/28/2015) [-]
D00 it and become arena #2
#113 - anonymous (02/28/2015) [-]
Find a new roomate. As you leave, call her a whitecuntbitch.
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#64 - anonymous (02/28/2015) [-]
maybe she needs to get laid bro
#35 - tvfreakuk (02/28/2015) [-]
As someone who likes to stay up late watching my stories; I occasionally fell asleep on the sofa.
Not too often, but after a while I tried staying up late less and less just so I wouldn't be that much of an annoyance to my housemates.
But one night, I was about to do it again - and this one girl started really openly hating on me because of it. She called me a "retarded fat arse" and that she was sick of seeing me on the sofa in the morning, and that I must be autistic and stupid.
After about 5 minutes of this I told her to stop being a bitch.
This instantly got the outcry from every person I was living with, in how "I can't talk to girls like that." and I was being disrespectful to her; and that I apparently had to apologize to her after she had just spent 5 minutes calling me an autistic retarded fat arse.
#46 - tvfreakuk (02/28/2015) [-]
I'm on the opposite side. I guess I could call myself timid, or at least just sort of laid back and I don't let much bother me, or if something does bother me; I'm generally silent about it and don't tell anyone because I don't want to be a bother.
But on the rare occasion something does bother me, I get super fucking pissed. I didn't explain it in my story - but I was fucking livid with that lass who was calling me all that shit (she was also throwing bits of food at me, forgot to mention) and I practically shouted in her face.
That kind of changes the context of the story - I should've probably mentioned. But I mean; after 5 minutes of insults and having bread crumbs thrown at you - you get pretty pissed.
#50 - joedeltaco (02/28/2015) [-]
Understandable, im laid back too. But i was taught if youre willing to step up to the first ball thrown then the pitchers will realise youre ready to swing. Let them see your mean side for a while. For instance, i positively hate tweakers. I hate their lifestyle, i hate what they do to my stupid relative and i hate their scummy thieving ways. I have tweaker family, im outwardly mean to them. I say to their faces thst i dont like em and i want their asses out of my fuckin house.
#130 - juanlove (02/28/2015) [-]
A tweaker is a user of drugs. Generally they're far into their addiction, at the point where they don't care about their appearance or hygiene. Just care about getting their next fix.
Many times, 'tweaker' implies a meth user, but it can be a catch-all for any addiction.
#43 - phtholognyrrh (02/28/2015) [-]
no point in stooping to their level, fulfilling their expectations, or being a child in an adults world. plus, the longer we let them be stupid,the more lulz we get from it.
im no saint; i have ulterior motives. but i also dont support any form of doxxing or harassment.
|#18 - dat butt wiggle||02/28/2015 on Dog crushes kitten||+2|
|#13 - well, what did you learn?||02/27/2015 on My brain - asshole!||0|
|#40 - >don't be rude >posts picture on 4chan||02/27/2015 on /b/compliments girls||0|
|#7 - they knew exactly what they were doing.||02/27/2015 on Or Perfect Placement||0|
|#48 - Picture||02/27/2015 on When you exploring new...||+1|
|#4 - this is such an incredibly bad idea. oh my god. so bad.||02/25/2015 on Monster||+1|