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Date Signed Up:11/23/2011
Last Login:10/25/2014
Location:USA
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#31 - i have that same tshirt. and that same attitude.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2014 on That guy 0
User avatar #36 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Maybe that's you.
#38 - chuffberry (08/29/2014) [-]
#111 - AYOOOOO I GO TO NC STATE!!!!! *swell with pride and rape culture* 08/29/2014 on I can see why even women... 0
#62 - that's a lammergeier that just ate and is stained with blood. … 08/28/2014 on A Question of Questioning 0
#4 - thanks, man. knowing is half the battle. 08/28/2014 on All hail The Macaroni King 0
#2 - first time reading this, i thought he was said he tried saliva… 08/28/2014 on All hail The Macaroni King 0
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (13 new replies) 08/28/2014 on All hail The Macaroni King 0
#3 - majordraco (08/28/2014) [-]
Salvia Divinorum, or diviner's sage, it can be concentrated by 5x or 100x but usually a good size bowl of 20x is enough for a 10-15 minute trip. Last time I took a trip was about five or six years ago and all the furniture melted like butter in the microwave and I flew through outer space, or what a 80's music video thought space should look like.

A friend of mine saw lizard people crawling the ceiling around an arabian palace, even though we were in my uncle's garage.
User avatar #20 - PubLandlord (08/28/2014) [-]
10-15 the longest i have had it last is 3 or 4 mins
#5 - hudge (08/28/2014) [-]
So, it's like weed, but a psychedelic?
#54 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/28/2014) [-]
Like weed what are you on? Weed ain't psychedelic it's psychoactive two different things.
User avatar #6 - majordraco (08/28/2014) [-]
It only lasts like 20 minutes though, and yeah a total psychedelic. My favorite was to smoke it with a blindfold and headphones on.
User avatar #16 - sewallman (08/28/2014) [-]
120x is strongest. I want to make some, as MN made it illegal (Are there any states that still have it legal?)
User avatar #111 - majordraco (08/28/2014) [-]
There are lots of tutorials on how to make it, and as far as I know it's legal to consume and make but not sell or distribute, in most states. I used to do it when it you could buy it off ebay. I don't think you can still get it there.
User avatar #56 - limb (08/28/2014) [-]
It's illegal in these states. Alabama, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Hawaii, Illinois, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Nebraska, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Dakota, Virginia, Wyoming.
User avatar #63 - skypatrol (08/28/2014) [-]
FUCK
Every state around me has made it illegal.
except maryland... But I don't know anyone in maryland that I can have it shipped to
User avatar #93 - sewallman (08/28/2014) [-]
Take a road trip to maryland
go to sex store
?????
profit
User avatar #102 - skypatrol (08/28/2014) [-]
They sell them in sex stores?
User avatar #108 - sewallman (08/28/2014) [-]
Sex stores and tobacco stores. Luckily Wisconsin and Iowa still sell it, I live in southeastern MN, so I have easy-ish access.
User avatar #4 - chuffberry (08/28/2014) [-]
thanks, man. knowing is half the battle.
#13 - did you know that giraffes sleep about 2 hours a day spaced ou… 08/28/2014 on Kappa +2
#11 - i'm ginger and all through childhood i thought i was adopted b…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/28/2014 on I heard you like stolen... +66
User avatar #68 - zaperzero (08/28/2014) [-]
Red hair can be skip generation.
User avatar #53 - adolfsatan (08/28/2014) [-]
Well, I have black hair and a red beard. I guess black and red hair are close.
#46 - thesweetscientist (08/28/2014) [-]
Your soul did not come.
#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/28/2014) [-]
gentics bitch that what happened
User avatar #22 - turkeyslapper (08/28/2014) [-]
Both my parents have dark hair but me, my brother and my sister are gingers, my other two brothers and sister have dark hair. Its a genetic mutation, neither of the parents need to be gingers to have ginger kids, if there's gingers in your extended family (and ancestors) there is a chance it will occur.
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/28/2014) [-]
Red hair is actually the closest in compisition to black, except visually.
#14 - rallen (08/28/2014) [-]
it was you.
User avatar #34 - nerdrage (08/28/2014) [-]
maybe the mailman came is his father
#6 - lurk 08/28/2014 on The Average Shark 0
#24 - lammergeiers are awesome as **** . look at this mo…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/28/2014 on A Question of Questioning +15
User avatar #60 - exclamation (08/28/2014) [-]
so how do I pronounce it?
#42 - ichies (08/28/2014) [-]
Come to think of it, that's a massive neck beard... You sure it's not gonna tip me?
#34 - swagbot (08/28/2014) [-]
another awesome bird, possibly a vulture too...
User avatar #62 - chuffberry (08/28/2014) [-]
that's a lammergeier that just ate and is stained with blood. fucking badass.
User avatar #56 - fables (08/28/2014) [-]
looks like a lammergeier and a flamingo got too close
and then that spawn got too close to an electrical outlet
#33 - justakewldewd (08/28/2014) [-]
That's fucking metal as fuck, dude.
#95 - this is Pigeon. she's a whore for belly rubs and cheetos. 08/26/2014 on Poor Kitty +1
#94 - Comment deleted 08/26/2014 on Poor Kitty 0
#8 - i've thought about it a lot, and i've decided i'm not going to…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/26/2014 on The day tumblr was right +79
#38 - bamsebjornen (08/26/2014) [-]
oh holy fuck, this show, wasnt it like, the girl went nuts and tried to kill everyone or something?
User avatar #37 - mcsquishin (08/26/2014) [-]
You cheeky cunt. I like you
User avatar #9 - faggotishshit (08/26/2014) [-]
If you don't vaccinate your children, not only they can get sick, but they can get other children sick as we-

Oh, good idea, mate!
User avatar #12 - twoepicfourwords (08/26/2014) [-]
Apparently you didnt read the who-
Oh it's one of those gags
#5 - when my dad was in college, he once accidentally ran over rona…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Do what you must, i have... +2
#9 - pentol (08/26/2014) [-]
oh fucking lol'd
#143 - oh. sweet. **** . yes. 08/26/2014 on Hitler's influence on Japan +7
#179 - what do you mean? i play video games, and i don't feel the nee…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Feminist Hate Dump +3
#250 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/26/2014) [-]
damn maybe if i did more gaming i wouldnt be a registered sex offender..
#22 - SAIL 08/25/2014 on Riggity riggity rekt 0
#16 - i don't want to put anything in my mouth that will make me hav…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Girl Tripped on LSD And... +2
#17 - alpacaking (08/25/2014) [-]
I tripped for over 14 hours the last time I did it. Dunno how it is for other people but I felt like superman fused with goku and mixed with jesus in that order specifically. Shit was awesome
User avatar #50 - thespecialone (08/25/2014) [-]
thumb for you! felt about the same and lasted about the same.

#203 - walking around campus, someone asked me if i wanted to donate … 08/25/2014 on Fucking Excuses +2
#8 - i have a polished hadrosaur coprolite sitting on my desk. oh g… 08/25/2014 on not even once 0
#2 - how did it end up like this? it was only a boop, it was only a boop. 08/23/2014 on Dogs VS cats 0
#2 - i've seen deer doing this too during the winter 08/23/2014 on Some cool facts +1
#14 - nah man i tried cooking a whole chicken in the microwave once.…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on mmmm baby 0
User avatar #15 - godtherapist (08/19/2014) [-]
You can definitely cook a turkey in a microwave. I have a cook book for just microwave cooking.
#5 - you can't put a turkey in the microwave. it won't ever cook al…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2014 on mmmm baby +7
#9 - blancka (08/19/2014) [-]
You can put a turkey in a microwave to cook it though. You can cook almost anything in a microwave, people are just not used to seeing this so they assume it won't work.
User avatar #14 - chuffberry (08/19/2014) [-]
nah man i tried cooking a whole chicken in the microwave once. after about 30 minutes it still wasn't cooked through so i ended up having to slice it up.
User avatar #15 - godtherapist (08/19/2014) [-]
You can definitely cook a turkey in a microwave. I have a cook book for just microwave cooking.
#19 - hitler's problem was that he was good at drawing buildings but…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on DYK Comp #2 +1
User avatar #41 - mrselfdestruct (08/18/2014) [-]
he also couldn't get into architecture school
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User avatar #3 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
Howdy
User avatar #2 - Spavaloo (09/22/2012) [-]
I find your idiocy regarding Ancient Greek creation myths to be personally offensive.
User avatar #1 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (07/20/2012) [-]
No comment virginity will be left untaken.
User avatar #4 to #1 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Look back at this comment and look at the date. How much has things changed?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Well, I still enjoy getting the first comment on a page, simply for the sake of having it. I've changed in a lot of ways, but that is not one of them.
User avatar #6 to #5 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Ah, was not meaning to seem to have that intent. Just sometimes it's nice to look back on old stuff. I know when I do I can usually remember somewhat what happened that day and I can compare to my average day now.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I gotcha. It's pretty weird looking back on some old comments.
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