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chuffberry

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Gender: female
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:11/23/2011
Last Login:4/01/2015
Location:USA
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#11 - colorado state university is mentioned *swell with plumbing cl… 02/22/2015 on the best +1
#16 - oh god do i try 02/22/2015 on Unified Black Entertainment... +159
#24 - the spider on the tooth brush made me scream out loud 02/22/2015 on 25 People Who Are... +1
#15 - JEFF FOR PRESIDENT 02/22/2015 on When you are the only senator. +7
#25 - i'm moving to a new apartment that's a little closer to work.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on Open the Gamergate 0
User avatar #33 - dookaargetman (02/22/2015) [-]
Now, I was going to comment to your first comment, but I guess sucking it up is the best choice. If it were long term, I'd DEFINITELY assert myself, tell her how I do things, and come to an agreement with another more/less than a 50/50 compromise. I don't say "bitch", because I can kinda see how that's a little degrading or talk shit about Kanye West. In turn, I'd just ask for her to shut the fuck up. Feminazis just suck.
#23 - i just have to suck it up till april when the lease runs out. …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Open the Gamergate +3
User avatar #24 - supermandan (02/22/2015) [-]
That's not too far ahead. What do you plan to do after that?
User avatar #25 - chuffberry (02/22/2015) [-]
i'm moving to a new apartment that's a little closer to work.
User avatar #33 - dookaargetman (02/22/2015) [-]
Now, I was going to comment to your first comment, but I guess sucking it up is the best choice. If it were long term, I'd DEFINITELY assert myself, tell her how I do things, and come to an agreement with another more/less than a 50/50 compromise. I don't say "bitch", because I can kinda see how that's a little degrading or talk shit about Kanye West. In turn, I'd just ask for her to shut the fuck up. Feminazis just suck.
#23 - godspeed, Ken M. you magnificent bastard. 02/22/2015 on Ken M Comp +9
#21 - my hardcore feminist roommate swears like a sailor, except she…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Open the Gamergate +3
User avatar #22 - supermandan (02/22/2015) [-]
I think you need to find a different room8.
User avatar #23 - chuffberry (02/22/2015) [-]
i just have to suck it up till april when the lease runs out. then i don't have to pay any fees.
User avatar #24 - supermandan (02/22/2015) [-]
That's not too far ahead. What do you plan to do after that?
User avatar #25 - chuffberry (02/22/2015) [-]
i'm moving to a new apartment that's a little closer to work.
User avatar #33 - dookaargetman (02/22/2015) [-]
Now, I was going to comment to your first comment, but I guess sucking it up is the best choice. If it were long term, I'd DEFINITELY assert myself, tell her how I do things, and come to an agreement with another more/less than a 50/50 compromise. I don't say "bitch", because I can kinda see how that's a little degrading or talk shit about Kanye West. In turn, I'd just ask for her to shut the fuck up. Feminazis just suck.
#12 - good lord you can even see the deer poop on the floor  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on I need some context +4
User avatar #44 - echotheambient (02/21/2015) [-]
Don't you mean


deer lord
#13 - theres a girl like this in my bio class. she wears cat ears an… 02/21/2015 on heres something for your... 0
#3 - at first i thought that was a milk carton, and was wondering w…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on When you fuck up at step 0 +2
User avatar #8 - frenzyhero (02/21/2015) [-]
He did absolutely nothing. That was the problem.
#24 - i once did a research project to see if venus flytraps could l… 02/21/2015 on Stuff around the Interwebs 3 +4
#8 - turkeys are really really friendly. they'll follow you around … 02/21/2015 on Chicken in the garage +3
#9 - that may be the best snowlady i've ever seen. godspeed, 1891 ladies.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on History in pictures +4
#12 - anonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
They're very dead.
#4 - joe biden seems like the kind of man who would have a sex dungeon.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Crazy Uncle Joe +58
#16 - baronvonhuckle (02/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #5 - thatmetalkid (02/21/2015) [-]
"Mr Biden will see you now"
#8 - astronauts (02/21/2015) [-]
Oh my god do I try Best I could do with paint
#22 - anonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
#17 - baronvonhuckle (02/21/2015) [-]
I would have used the name "astro-nuts" my self.
#12 - that is adorable. damn, damn adorable. 02/20/2015 on Does your anaconda want some? 0
#12 - one of my roommates is a hard core feminist. today, she told m…  [+] (55 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Tumblr at a party +161
User avatar #111 - Jabberwocky (02/18/2015) [-]
Please stuff her into a microwave and turn it on for a few hours.
#77 - gisuar (02/18/2015) [-]
haha next time you're about to say hitler first tell her "hey you, dipshit. i'm about to say hitler. are you ready? hitler" heh... hehe i feel funny now am i funny yet?
#74 - hurzg (02/18/2015) [-]
A weirdo feminist saying she is middle-eastern, as if we're so few with bad stereotypes.
#63 - thearcher (02/18/2015) [-]
If she "accidentally" gets killed maliciously, noone would blame you - sincerely; everyone with a brain that fucking works
User avatar #59 - alfonshister (02/18/2015) [-]
I know that. There was this girl at my school i went to class with for several years. She came from a very small town quite far away, thus she spent a lot of time on the Internet and stuff.

She a lil bit crazy, but apparently she stumbled upon tumblr once, made a blog ant took that feminazi-mentality. Like, once she came to school "dressed like a man" because she wanted to have the same rights and get equal pay etc etc. She even complained about one of our teachers for "making sexist jokes". She's even against binary sexuality and hated me for stating that being a homo is not normal. She even wrote an article about who i am and why she hates me on her blog.

However, im glad im done with her and im looking forward for drugs destroying her life and her becoming homeless. I mean, the stuff she writes on her blog is so god damn edgy, im surprised she made it to so far.
#101 - hazelnutqt (02/18/2015) [-]
When you say not normal to be homo, do you mean 'it is not the standard sexual orientation' or 'it's a fukn disease Martha git muh gun them faggots are roaming outside"?
User avatar #146 - alfonshister (02/18/2015) [-]
im still giggling at that last part of your comment
User avatar #103 - alfonshister (02/18/2015) [-]
I mean it as it doesn't fulfill the purpose of what it substitutes. However, in what way can you consider it normal?
#113 - theydontlikeu (02/18/2015) [-]
by your "logic" masturbation isnt normal because you cant reproduce with yourself.

neither is a blowjob.

User avatar #116 - alfonshister (02/18/2015) [-]
That's correct.
#117 - theydontlikeu (02/18/2015) [-]
mormons are so wierd
User avatar #121 - alfonshister (02/18/2015) [-]
im not a mormon, and to be honest, i haven't thought about my definition on masturbation etc. However, does my single statement have any negative impact?
#122 - theydontlikeu (02/18/2015) [-]
that being gay is unnatural? no it just seems poorly concieved.
User avatar #124 - alfonshister (02/18/2015) [-]
as long as it isn't wrong
#126 - theydontlikeu (02/18/2015) [-]
well it definitly seems wrong, considering homosexuality does occur in nature.
User avatar #128 - alfonshister (02/18/2015) [-]
taking existance in nature doesnt justify it for humans.except if you want to legalize a bunch of other things too. like, killing each other or rape.
#130 - theydontlikeu (02/18/2015) [-]
humans do that all the time, becuase its in our dna, becuase were are animals, just because we have walls and doors doesnt mean were not multicellular organisms just like lions and ants.
User avatar #131 - alfonshister (02/18/2015) [-]
The fact that they are doing it doesn't make it normal. Naturalistic fallacy.
#133 - theydontlikeu (02/18/2015) [-]
so then if its not normal, why and how does it exist?
User avatar #140 - alfonshister (02/18/2015) [-]
Because people like it and you aren't allowed to randomly force your opinion on thing on others.

All i insist on is to not call it normal. It's a word thingy. The part where i say it is WRONG is just my personal opinion, and that's a completely other story. Also, it is a lottle bit more difficult to justify.
#104 - hazelnutqt (02/18/2015) [-]
I'm not particularly interested in whether or not it is normal, I'm just wondering whether you recognizing it as an abnormal has an impact on your view on homosexuals
User avatar #118 - alfonshister (02/18/2015) [-]
If i was talking to a random stranger who told me he was homosexual, i would discuss with him about that, i would still acknowledge him as a human being and not be more or less firendly than any other stranger. But i see it like people who smoke.
Hate the game, not the player.
#119 - hazelnutqt (02/18/2015) [-]
That's kind of weird, I can't quite relate... Ohh well, to each his own I guess?
User avatar #123 - alfonshister (02/18/2015) [-]
Im gald you're not a guy who pointlessly gets mad over other people. But it still sounds like there is something you dont like about what i wrote
#144 - hazelnutqt (02/18/2015) [-]
I don't particularly mind what you wrote, but 'not normal' and 'not good' are kind of interchangeable in the homosexuality discussion, so I was curious which one you were referring to =)
User avatar #145 - alfonshister (02/18/2015) [-]
Thanks for you input man. Have a good night
User avatar #87 - vycanismajoris (02/18/2015) [-]
>Being a homo is not normal?
Why?
User avatar #90 - alfonshister (02/18/2015) [-]
if it was normal homos would be able to reproduce.
User avatar #106 - hwaraam (02/18/2015) [-]
if it was abnormal, why do they exist?
User avatar #125 - alfonshister (02/18/2015) [-]
If you define "Normal" on wether it exists or not, everything on earth is normal. Rape, Killing, Infanticide. You destroy the purpose of the word, because nothing would be unnormal.
User avatar #127 - hwaraam (02/18/2015) [-]
hmm good point. anyways they are not harming anyone yet so why not let them be? also hot lesbian videos on Redtube
User avatar #129 - alfonshister (02/18/2015) [-]
you are absolutely correct, and that's why i only insist on not calling it normal
User avatar #91 - vycanismajoris (02/18/2015) [-]
Are you trolling?
User avatar #93 - alfonshister (02/18/2015) [-]
as long as i am right i could be Hitler and Stalin combined, it wouldn't matter.
#94 - vycanismajoris (02/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #95 - alfonshister (02/18/2015) [-]
im sorry, i dont get the purpose of this pic.
you dont want to discuss with me?
#97 - vycanismajoris (02/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #98 - alfonshister (02/18/2015) [-]
thanks or your input. sleep tight.
#100 - vycanismajoris (02/18/2015) [-]
But wait! There's more!
User avatar #72 - cptcanada (02/18/2015) [-]
i wanna link to this, i like cringey things
User avatar #73 - alfonshister (02/18/2015) [-]
i would really really really want to give you a link. but if people start doing bs to her stuff im the first to be blamed.
Also, it mainly contains pics of her and her bf smoking weed and reblogs of feminszi stuff. Sure you want to see that?
User avatar #79 - alfonshister (02/18/2015) [-]
Just reply here if you want a PM with the link.
User avatar #99 - miraxena (02/18/2015) [-]
Sounds interesting... link me up.
User avatar #76 - cptcanada (02/18/2015) [-]
a woman like that has a boyfriend, so what kind of masochistic nothingness of a man is that
#75 - hurzg (02/18/2015) [-]
Yes?
#58 - rmoran (02/18/2015) [-]
"I'm going to say Hitler. Please leave if you don't want to hear me say Hitler."
User avatar #49 - Sabor (02/18/2015) [-]
Unrelated. What the heck is that gif from?
#71 - pleasantp (02/18/2015) [-]
Darude, by Sandstorm
#42 - MrHighflier (02/18/2015) [-]
I wonder if Dimitor & Grigor would be up to this job.
User avatar #41 - keatontheghostfox (02/18/2015) [-]
It makes me sad that those kinds of people actually exist...
User avatar #40 - anonymoose (02/18/2015) [-]
Buy a copy of Mein Kampf and leave it lying around.
User avatar #115 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (02/18/2015) [-]
An eBook copy of Mein Kampf is only 99 cents on Amazon. If he gets her email he can make her a proud owner of the great text.
#108 - megashot (02/18/2015) [-]
Fucking, this!
User avatar #31 - tarfyki (02/18/2015) [-]
replace all her pictures with hitler and nazis
#14 - hownottobrowsefj (02/18/2015) [-]
slip something in her drink that will destroy all her ovaries. it cant be allowed to breed
#3 - if i enter a reclining position, i can and will sleep immediat… 02/18/2015 on do i try 0
#16 - i try so hard to not believe any black stereotypes, but then i… 02/17/2015 on neat +1
#16 - shut up i love grapes. grapes are delicious as **** . 02/16/2015 on Wants candy and mom offers... +1
#235 - "if there's no tag on it, that means it's free, right?&qu…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2015 on Retail Robin Comp: RAGE... +3
#281 - anonymous (02/11/2015) [-]
grow p idiot... how many times a day does someone talk to you about the weather? its smalltalk you dumb cunt.
#35 - joe biden seems like the kind of guy who would have a sex dungeon. 02/11/2015 on Love 0
#6 - "just cuz it got a pretty face don't mean you stick yo di… 02/07/2015 on Quotastic fun +1
#17 - can confirm, grew up in a house full of adopted lab rats. 02/05/2015 on Biology Facts #2 (Lab... 0
#18 - i always thought of Barney as an iguanodon or something 02/05/2015 on tears and britney spears 0

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User avatar #13 - pleuradispensor ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
is there ever going to be another installment of "weird **** my rommate does?"
User avatar #15 to #13 - chuffberry (03/19/2015) [-]
i didn't know if i should make another one or not. i've been on spring break, so i can post a new one in a few days.
#16 to #15 - pleuradispensor ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
I very much enjoyed the first ones
I very much enjoyed the first ones
User avatar #14 to #13 - pleuradispensor ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
**pleuradispensor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
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User avatar #10 - orgrok (03/03/2015) [-]
Is your roommate actually Jewish? If she just claims she is without being born jewish, or properly converted, shes still goy. - A jew
User avatar #11 to #10 - chuffberry (03/03/2015) [-]
i'm not entirely sure. i think she is jewish, because she refers to non-jews who date jews as "goy toys".
User avatar #12 to #11 - orgrok (03/03/2015) [-]
Not gonna lie, that does seem like something a jew would say lol.
#9 - oriphiel (03/02/2015) [-]
kelly sounds absolutely awful, you should post a picture of her so we know if she fits the stereotype feminazi image
User avatar #8 - arena ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
Kelly doesn't sound to nice. How long have you been living with her.
User avatar #3 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
Howdy
User avatar #2 - Spavaloo (09/22/2012) [-]
I find your idiocy regarding Ancient Greek creation myths to be personally offensive.
User avatar #1 - thatnerdyguy (07/20/2012) [-]
No comment virginity will be left untaken.
User avatar #4 to #1 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Look back at this comment and look at the date. How much has things changed?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Well, I still enjoy getting the first comment on a page, simply for the sake of having it. I've changed in a lot of ways, but that is not one of them.
User avatar #6 to #5 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Ah, was not meaning to seem to have that intent. Just sometimes it's nice to look back on old stuff. I know when I do I can usually remember somewhat what happened that day and I can compare to my average day now.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I gotcha. It's pretty weird looking back on some old comments.
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