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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:11/23/2011
Last Login:1/27/2015
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#28 - it's basically just birth control pills without the placebo we… 03/03/2014 on (untitled) 0
#21 - nah, i'm sterile because my period was too violent, and i ende…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #23 - Zydratejunkie (03/03/2014) [-]
That's terrifying. But okay, so they give you hormones so you don't menstruate? Can anyone get those hormones? Cause I'd quite like to sterilize myself, I've wanted to for 6 years, but no doctor takes me seriously because I'm only 21, everyone thinks I'm going to change my mind about the whole breeding thing.

How do you get the hormones?
User avatar #28 - chuffberry (03/03/2014) [-]
it's basically just birth control pills without the placebo week. you can get birth control that cuts you down to 4 periods a year, but the thing i'm on as actually still in trial because they're not sure if there's an increased risk of breast cancer.
#8 - i am so happy i don't have to put up with this **** …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/03/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #10 - Zydratejunkie (03/03/2014) [-]
Do you like, grow facial hair, or go through other menopause like things when you're sterile?
User avatar #21 - chuffberry (03/03/2014) [-]
nah, i'm sterile because my period was too violent, and i ended up losing a lot of blood. when i was like 14 i almost died from blood loss so my doctor decided it would be really dangerous for me to get my period again. now i have to me on hormones until i hit menopause so i won't menstruate. i also can't have kids because there's a good possibility i'd bleed to death.
User avatar #23 - Zydratejunkie (03/03/2014) [-]
That's terrifying. But okay, so they give you hormones so you don't menstruate? Can anyone get those hormones? Cause I'd quite like to sterilize myself, I've wanted to for 6 years, but no doctor takes me seriously because I'm only 21, everyone thinks I'm going to change my mind about the whole breeding thing.

How do you get the hormones?
User avatar #28 - chuffberry (03/03/2014) [-]
it's basically just birth control pills without the placebo week. you can get birth control that cuts you down to 4 periods a year, but the thing i'm on as actually still in trial because they're not sure if there's an increased risk of breast cancer.
#6 - last time i went to disney world, i saw a guy walking around t… 03/02/2014 on two friends enjoy a day at... 0
#12 - australia is henceforth renamed mordor. all in favor?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Austrailian coal mine fire +36
User avatar #36 - threeeighteen (03/02/2014) [-]
That would make Abbott our dark lord.
#17 - elyiia (03/02/2014) [-]
You can't simply walk into Australia due to water. You can't simply walk into Mordor. It all fits.
User avatar #15 - DoktorHax (03/02/2014) [-]
Aye.
#5 - it's related to a siamese. it's called a snowshoe. 03/02/2014 on Epic jump 0
#72 - as a plant enthusiast, i'm shocked at the plants that AREN'T i…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Everything is Illegal +2
User avatar #110 - shadowsynergy (03/02/2014) [-]
As a plant enthusiast, what is the scientific name of this plant?
User avatar #115 - meatygoodness (03/02/2014) [-]
I think it's called Angel's Trumpet, I don't know the species but it's Brugmansia. In a nutshell, it's poisonous, hallucinogenic and dangerous when ingested. Used in voodoo too, if I remember correctly, that and tetrotoxin from pufferfish can "zombify" people.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brugmansia
User avatar #107 - thewhitezombie (03/02/2014) [-]
So, what would be the best way to use this as a poison? Would drying and crushing the leaves work? Or do the leaves have to be fresh?
#5 - yes… yes excellent.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on most satisfactory gif I've... +22
User avatar #13 - nocturnalemission (03/01/2014) [-]
You sick fuck.
#3 - now reverse it. it will please me  [+] (7 new replies) 03/01/2014 on most satisfactory gif I've... +92
#4 - russianrickroll (03/01/2014) [-]
Here you go
User avatar #47 - fjaggot (03/01/2014) [-]
still satisfactory as shit
#45 - jamesisnotreal (03/01/2014) [-]
#38 - sorrybut (03/01/2014) [-]
That's the stuff...
User avatar #12 - hazardpay (03/01/2014) [-]
Still satisfactory, everything is spread so evenly!
User avatar #5 - chuffberry (03/01/2014) [-]
yes… yes excellent.
User avatar #13 - nocturnalemission (03/01/2014) [-]
You sick fuck.
#13 - i don't know how that guy could even drive with his massive ba… 03/01/2014 on volcano racing 0
#33 - reading this was a magical experience 03/01/2014 on Worth the read. trust me 0
#11 - the goat one made me sad 02/28/2014 on a magical place 0
#10 - in my knowledge as a certified human female, those are not con… 02/28/2014 on I don't want to have him... -2
#13 - in school, i always had the uncanny ability to write exactly w… 02/28/2014 on My High School Life 0
#27 - cool! i'm going to try now!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on eyes +17
#43 - ryderjbudde (02/28/2014) [-]
The secret to being good at drawing:

Draw a lot.
#10 - it means you're going to need to replace that seat pretty soon. 02/27/2014 on nnnnnnn +2
#19 - i think he actually thought about this and decided to give the…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2014 on DAMN IT HARRY +9
#63 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/25/2014) [-]
He gave it to them for the skirmish that happened in book 6 already, so if you're talking about the climactic battle in 7, you're on the right track, but mistaken.
User avatar #43 - pokemonstheshiz (02/25/2014) [-]
he used part of it there, and part to get a memory out of slughorn that let them figure out how to kill voldemort.
#17 - oh dear jesus i think i just miscarried 02/24/2014 on another great face swap +1
#17 - you can't fool me! i can tell which ones are green apples and … 02/24/2014 on Pure Evil +16
#6 - Comment deleted 02/24/2014 on I made a card for a girl +2
#26 - i'm 20, and i'm a virgin. excuse me while i go sob.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Life Choices +2
User avatar #38 - xgrandmoffx (02/24/2014) [-]
This whole damn site feels ya, man.
#30 - Gedziuzzz (02/24/2014) [-]
There is always a solution.
#36 - kcits (02/24/2014) [-]
**kcits rolled a random image posted in comment #345199 at Shin Anime Social Board ** Yeah, there's lots of people willing to have all kinds of sex with you in prison!
User avatar #29 - vortexrain (02/24/2014) [-]
I am too, maybe we can fix that.
#24 - oh dear god this horrible but i can't stop laughing 02/23/2014 on Nailed it 0
#63 - oh gawrsh.. oh gawrsh.. OH GAWRSH!!!! GA-HYUK!!!!!! 02/21/2014 on Gooby pls +6
#62 - OH GAWRSH!!! OH GAWRSH!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2014 on Gooby pls +3
User avatar #115 - renegadesparks (02/21/2014) [-]
and when he's about to finish, GAHHUHUHUI!!!
#3 - at first i thought the guy was smoking a bong.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2014 on Eskimo pregnancy 0
#4 - shroomftw (02/21/2014) [-]
lol weed 420 blaze it lol ganja haha
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User avatar #3 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
Howdy
User avatar #2 - Spavaloo (09/22/2012) [-]
I find your idiocy regarding Ancient Greek creation myths to be personally offensive.
User avatar #1 - thatnerdyguy (07/20/2012) [-]
No comment virginity will be left untaken.
User avatar #4 to #1 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Look back at this comment and look at the date. How much has things changed?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Well, I still enjoy getting the first comment on a page, simply for the sake of having it. I've changed in a lot of ways, but that is not one of them.
User avatar #6 to #5 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Ah, was not meaning to seem to have that intent. Just sometimes it's nice to look back on old stuff. I know when I do I can usually remember somewhat what happened that day and I can compare to my average day now.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I gotcha. It's pretty weird looking back on some old comments.
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