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Gender: female
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:11/23/2011
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:USA
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#4 - D is the only key on the piano i know because "D is for t…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Sit down, son. +46
User avatar #15 - BroadSword (02/12/2014) [-]
I was taught that the dog goes in the black kennel.
User avatar #11 - sparkyoneonetwo (02/12/2014) [-]
if you know d and your abc's you know them all
#45 - benedict cumberbatch makes my vagina turn into a horse's lips …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2014 on Merrier?! I barely know her 0
#49 - trollofhalo (02/12/2014) [-]
#11 - i just moved to northern virginia and haven't had social conta…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/10/2014 on Anyone need a boyfriend +4
User avatar #111 - ragingcacti (02/10/2014) [-]
I know a dude up there. A nice group of nerdy friends too. Message me if you're interested.
User avatar #110 - klina (02/10/2014) [-]
That's one hot pussy.

The girl is kinda cute too.
User avatar #34 - telmarine (02/10/2014) [-]
is the cat single?
#18 - pathasgum (02/10/2014) [-]
cute kitty, too bad i dont live anywhere close :p
#137 - hey.. hey admin.. i'm female. and i'm sterile! no hormonal out… 02/08/2014 on can you do it? 0
#12 - "i wish i was allowed to wish for more wishes" w…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2014 on The Genie +32
#17 - anonymous (02/08/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #538072 at Ponyville ** I was about to post that comment! *Incoherent rage*
#10 - yo momma's so fat, Obi Wan Kenobi said "that's no moon, T… 02/07/2014 on ITT: post your best yo... +6
#9 - yo momma's so fat she got baptized at Sea World 02/07/2014 on ITT: post your best yo... +6
#681 - **chuffberry rolled user kikomiaaa ** valentine me, please?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2014 on fuck Valentine's Day 0
User avatar #1612 - kikomiaaa (02/07/2014) [-]
I'll consider it.
#5 - Picture 02/07/2014 on Friendship +74
#103 - WOOHOO social activity!!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on Valentine on FJ (a prediction) +1
User avatar #104 - rikter (02/06/2014) [-]
Now I feel like I agreed to something rather silly.
#100 - deal  [+] (3 new replies) 02/06/2014 on Valentine on FJ (a prediction) +1
User avatar #101 - rikter (02/06/2014) [-]
Free food. Score!
User avatar #103 - chuffberry (02/06/2014) [-]
WOOHOO social activity!!
User avatar #104 - rikter (02/06/2014) [-]
Now I feel like I agreed to something rather silly.
#97 - **chuffberry rolled user rikter ** be my valentine, please?  [+] (5 new replies) 02/06/2014 on Valentine on FJ (a prediction) +1
User avatar #98 - rikter (02/06/2014) [-]
Fine, but you'll have to buy me dinner if you want any action.
User avatar #100 - chuffberry (02/06/2014) [-]
deal
User avatar #101 - rikter (02/06/2014) [-]
Free food. Score!
User avatar #103 - chuffberry (02/06/2014) [-]
WOOHOO social activity!!
User avatar #104 - rikter (02/06/2014) [-]
Now I feel like I agreed to something rather silly.
#47 - why is there a washing machine in the asteroid belt?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/04/2014 on sad Pluto +4
User avatar #99 - mrbrown (02/05/2014) [-]
to wash clothes?
i can't believe how stupid people are nowadays not knowing what a washingmashine floatin in space is for..
User avatar #81 - toasthhemost (02/04/2014) [-]
the same reason there's a cheerio on the lunar lander
User avatar #61 - dehnoobshow (02/04/2014) [-]
True question is: Why wouldn't there be a washing machine in space?
#29 - okay i have a question. if a girl wears a padded push-up bra, …  [+] (11 new replies) 02/02/2014 on i have a small penis +1
User avatar #53 - aherorising (06/03/2014) [-]
better l8 than never.
but I really wouldn't fucking mind. boobs is just a small part of sex.
just use your body, teasing lapdance, or fellatio and you'll be fine.
#52 - voidekatwo (05/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #50 - swimmingprodigy (02/02/2014) [-]
I'd actually be pretty annoyed because it's sort of like lying. But I'm smart enough to not show it.

If you were a chick and spent all night trying to impress a guy because he told you he's a doctor, and you get to his flat and it's shitty and he comes clean and says he works at a fast food place, wouldn't you be annoyed too? I mean it's really shallow, but it's deceiving the other person. Pretty much the same thing
#49 - akhar (02/02/2014) [-]
But small boobs are like the best thing ever.
#47 - anonymous (02/02/2014) [-]
I've had this happen to me. The pad gave her B cups almost C but it was a lie. I kinda just stared for an awkward second the she noticed, but the boner was already up. We had to go farther
#45 - normilia (02/02/2014) [-]
Doesn't matter, getting laid.
#39 - patriotprideboy (02/02/2014) [-]
It doesn't really matter. You're gonna get sex.
#38 - nyeeeh (02/02/2014) [-]
I'm an ass man and actually like smaller tits
so
User avatar #48 - DrCake (02/02/2014) [-]
This.
User avatar #32 - messerauditore (02/02/2014) [-]
Only if the girl then turned around and judged my size. If you're going to hide and lie about your features, don't expect unrealistic standards in return.
User avatar #31 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (02/02/2014) [-]
Considering I adore small tits probably not, in fact I'm really more of a leg guy
#32 - oh my god it's Heisenberg 01/31/2014 on Great advice Snapple 0
#2 - i just had to buy a chemistry textbook that was $735 USED. thi…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2014 on It's time to buy textbooks +8
#13 - dragonpaint (01/31/2014) [-]
What the fuck? How the hell is a chemistry textbook $735?

Where do you live?

Is the book only for 1 year?

What year and program?

I'm probably getting something wrong here, my first year chem textbook was $200 but you might be doing your major for all I know.
#9 - rdobet (01/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #7 - kirkbot (01/31/2014) [-]
it may also be the reason for people pirating their books
#60 - are they rational women, or women who want men treated as slaves?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2014 on Did he just 0
#72 - anonymous (01/31/2014) [-]
It will be like men now.

Women in the middle east will treat you like slaves. In the US you won't be treated as well as women in work, but you'll be treated better in family. Also you'll be taking on the role of the slut, meaning you can't have sex with a lot of people without being ostrichized.

Just reverse everything.
#276 - i lasted 27 seconds. 01/31/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 5 0
#11 - this is it's usual use for me 01/31/2014 on (untitled) +208
#7 - i'd let Benedict Cumber my Batch any day 01/30/2014 on We've all done this +2
#15 - name it "Puddles" 01/30/2014 on HEADLINE: 1st Snowman... +4
#3 - in all fairness, i'd probably do that too if i had an ass like that.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/30/2014 on a bit cheeky +94
User avatar #53 - milthyfoustache (01/30/2014) [-]
My ass is exactly like that just extremely hair and I'm pretty sure my bollocks would hang out of those shorts
User avatar #18 - cubanwhiteman (01/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'd do the same thing, my only problem is I don't think that hat is very fashionable so I think I'd pick another hat.
#11 - anonymous (01/30/2014) [-]
Says the girl who would be knocked up at age 16 if she wasn't HUGE!!!
#12 - Elemental (01/30/2014) [-]
I have no idea what you are trying to say. It's like a monkey with a typewriter.
#73 - anonymous (01/30/2014) [-]
Youmustbenewhere.jpg

Did I ever tell you the tale of gayobliteratorhere?
#26 - anonymous (01/30/2014) [-]
I believe he was saying your opinion implies you would be knocked up at a young age if you actually looked good enough for guys to want to fuck you, but you're fat.
User avatar #6 - sjrigney (01/30/2014) [-]
While dumb, I honestly don't mind.
#226 - i didn't know they were radical feminists, but i'm still confu…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 2 0
User avatar #253 - clarkxonehundred (01/30/2014) [-]
I'm not seeing the cringe in that one. Being diagnosed with gender identity disorder is no joke or something that happens easily. Psychiatrists go through just as much school as other medical doctors and I don't think one would risk a child's future/body/happiness or his own job because of pressure from parents.

If anything the cringe is in whatever media source decided to immediately sway people's thoughts on it by adding that tacky "no pressure" tag line at the beginning just so people look at it differently.
#217 - i… i sort of believe the story of the two lesbians with the …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 2 +2
User avatar #219 - lorddarkskull (01/30/2014) [-]
That article doesn't show the part where they're extremely radical feminists who hate men.
Also, you don't try and do things like that before a child goes through puberty, it's going to turn that kind into another statistic.
User avatar #241 - rainebear (01/30/2014) [-]
For the puberty thing, it's easier to start taking hormone blockers beforehand so that if a girl wants to be a boy they don't have to worry about getting rid of the breasts or about periods and for the guys changing to girls it's so they don't have facial hair or the voice change or having the extra testosterone.
User avatar #226 - chuffberry (01/30/2014) [-]
i didn't know they were radical feminists, but i'm still confused as to why they wouldn't just adopt a girl.
i do believe in gender differentiation for kids, but some kids just know they're in the wrong gender. for most transgender kids, the thought of going through puberty is a nightmare. they see it as turning into a monster, so if they want to they can do hormone blocking to postpone puberty. if they change their mind, it starts up normally when they stop taking the meds.
User avatar #253 - clarkxonehundred (01/30/2014) [-]
I'm not seeing the cringe in that one. Being diagnosed with gender identity disorder is no joke or something that happens easily. Psychiatrists go through just as much school as other medical doctors and I don't think one would risk a child's future/body/happiness or his own job because of pressure from parents.

If anything the cringe is in whatever media source decided to immediately sway people's thoughts on it by adding that tacky "no pressure" tag line at the beginning just so people look at it differently.
#23 - do you want to hide a body? come on we can't delay no … 01/29/2014 on Let It Gooooooooo +4
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User avatar #3 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
Howdy
User avatar #2 - Spavaloo (09/22/2012) [-]
I find your idiocy regarding Ancient Greek creation myths to be personally offensive.
User avatar #1 - thatnerdyguy (07/20/2012) [-]
No comment virginity will be left untaken.
User avatar #4 to #1 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Look back at this comment and look at the date. How much has things changed?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Well, I still enjoy getting the first comment on a page, simply for the sake of having it. I've changed in a lot of ways, but that is not one of them.
User avatar #6 to #5 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Ah, was not meaning to seem to have that intent. Just sometimes it's nice to look back on old stuff. I know when I do I can usually remember somewhat what happened that day and I can compare to my average day now.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I gotcha. It's pretty weird looking back on some old comments.
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