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chuffberry

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Gender: female
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:11/23/2011
Last Login:5/06/2015
Location:USA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#845
Comment Ranking:#2511
Highest Content Rank:#821
Highest Comment Rank:#527
Content Thumbs: 23938 total,  26713 ,  2775
Comment Thumbs: 19568 total,  20906 ,  1338
Content Level Progress: 9.7% (97/1000)
Level 223 Content: Mind Blower → Level 224 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 59.1% (591/1000)
Level 317 Comments: Wizard → Level 318 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:204
Content Views:688135
Times Content Favorited:1421 times
Total Comments Made:2024
FJ Points:40713

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#4 - ... where did you put his little sister?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2014 on (untitled) +42
User avatar #22 - shadylight (07/01/2014) [-]
In the trunk obviously. That's why its' open.
#16 - captainrattrap (06/30/2014) [-]
In a box.
#2623 - **chuffberry rolled user dubslao ** 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#11 - someone please explain to me why this is happening  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2014 on Up In The Club Like.... +7
#34 - Common Pepe (06/26/2014) [-]
because some special of owls like these ones have "ear holes" asymmetrically placed on the sides of their heads imagine if one of your ears was higher placed that the other one which allows them ludicrous amounts of precision when listening for a mouse in the dark whatever he is playing on that phone is causing them confusion in locating where the sound is coming from so they are turning in an amusing way so their ears can locate the source of the sound
User avatar #14 - loljkisback (06/25/2014) [-]
Because all owls vibrate on a certain frequency, and this man has found it.
User avatar #32 - scorpidea (06/26/2014) [-]
Much like a quartz crystal is used in watches today... birds were used in clocks of old. Owl's frequency is not, however, as accurate as the cuckoo birds, which were used more often... hence Cuckoo Clocks...
#7 - let me get this straight: the chef is a hard-ass german, and y…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/25/2014 on Apple Juice +358
User avatar #43 - elcreepo (06/26/2014) [-]
Implying anyone who visits 4chan can logic
#30 - thempc (06/26/2014) [-]
yeah exactly, don't get on his bad side or he won't heal you
#22 - lemleet (06/25/2014) [-]
if you lived in germany you would notice that most germans are pussies. i'm a german and a pussy
#53 - Common Pepe (06/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, you guys got your evil out with the whole holocaust thing

Now you're all like little declawed kittens, and the rest of the world still thinks they're dealing with lions and tigers
User avatar #16 - skittlesinexcess (06/25/2014) [-]
He had a hard ass, the worst kind of ass for fucking.
It'll crush your nuts.
User avatar #59 - fuzzysixx (06/26/2014) [-]
I'm so fresh you can crush my nuts
#24 - that's right. it's a euphorbia, which means it isn't a true ca…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on Epic Plants 2 +1
#49 - meatygoodness (06/26/2014) [-]
I done improper research. I am disgrace to scientific community
#23 - oh my god i love plants. fun fact about that baseball cactus: …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on Epic Plants 2 +2
User avatar #33 - allcontent (06/25/2014) [-]
Well, their CALLED a cactus, but their not hence the spines.
MY obesa had a secondary growth on it and one day i accidentally snapped it off turning off the lights..

there was a good amount of latexic sap
#11 - jesus ******* christ it's been like 10 minutes and i st… 06/25/2014 on shit that kids do +3
#10 - that kid in the 3rd picture looks like John Belushi 06/25/2014 on shit that kids do +4
#29 - oh christ that **** is horrifying  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on I'm not even sorry. No... 0
User avatar #37 - teevee (06/25/2014) [-]
Shrek Does Some Stuff... ERECTIN' A SOURCE
#35 - maybe after the whole volcano thing he started doing meth in t… 06/22/2014 on Must've been a hard 19... 0
#11 - get well soon, tracy, you magnificent bastard 06/19/2014 on get well soon Tracy +50
#13 - i'm very happy i was born sterile, because it means i don't tu… 06/19/2014 on Valuable information 0
#37 - Comment deleted 06/17/2014 on You've Gotta Be Shitting Me 0
#19 - related to the mountain dew one, i once overheard a conversati… 06/17/2014 on company myths 0
#4 - this just proves that no matter what the size, cats are lovabl…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on Cute kitty +8
User avatar #6 - wumbido (06/17/2014) [-]
*seething balls of furry hatred
#11 - i don't need feminism because i don't consider myself raped if…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on There we go +11
#45 - Common Pepe (06/17/2014) [-]
Right, because that's definitely what feminism is.
#76 - Common Pepe (06/17/2014) [-]
You're a feminist.
#16 - i found a bottle of cough medicine the other day that had expi… 06/17/2014 on Something Stinks (Read Desc.) 0
#29 - this is how i do the sex  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2014 on spider droids +151
User avatar #99 - ferron (06/15/2014) [-]
Thats a unique approach you got there
User avatar #36 - darkdesu (06/14/2014) [-]
better then the content!
#13 - Picture 06/13/2014 on For the kids +3
#27 - guess i'll just add this to the pile  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Heard You Like Loops 0
#28 - admiralen (06/13/2014) [-]
I don't care if its related or not, I just love this one.
#38 - furiousmarshmellow (06/13/2014) [-]
I don't care if its related or not, I just love this one.
#40 - xenause (06/13/2014) [-]
I don't care if its related or not, I just love this one.
#8 - i've done this before. and i wasn't even stoned when i did it.… 06/06/2014 on When high +1
#26 - my freshman year in college, there was a guy who didn't seem i…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on Sexual Encounters 0
#80 - Common Pepe (06/06/2014) [-]
No you didn't have a sexual experience.
You m8 had a stoner encounter
#121 - this is absolutely adorable... but at first i thought the dog …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on two adopted baby foxes with... +4
#125 - Common Pepe (06/06/2014) [-]
lol me too
#16 - at first, i thought the first image was an infected fingernail… 06/06/2014 on The Pen is Meatier than the... 0
#110 - oh lord the "special needs child" sign made me crack… 05/30/2014 on How to deal with a bitch ex-gf +8

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User avatar #13 - pleuradispensor ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
is there ever going to be another installment of "weird **** my rommate does?"
User avatar #15 to #13 - chuffberry (03/19/2015) [-]
i didn't know if i should make another one or not. i've been on spring break, so i can post a new one in a few days.
#16 to #15 - pleuradispensor ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
I very much enjoyed the first ones
I very much enjoyed the first ones
User avatar #14 to #13 - pleuradispensor ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
**pleuradispensor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**pleuradispensor rolls Cannot predict now**
User avatar #10 - orgrok (03/03/2015) [-]
Is your roommate actually Jewish? If she just claims she is without being born jewish, or properly converted, shes still goy. - A jew
User avatar #11 to #10 - chuffberry (03/03/2015) [-]
i'm not entirely sure. i think she is jewish, because she refers to non-jews who date jews as "goy toys".
User avatar #12 to #11 - orgrok (03/03/2015) [-]
Not gonna lie, that does seem like something a jew would say lol.
#9 - oriphiel (03/02/2015) [-]
kelly sounds absolutely awful, you should post a picture of her so we know if she fits the stereotype feminazi image
User avatar #8 - arena (03/01/2015) [-]
Kelly doesn't sound to nice. How long have you been living with her.
User avatar #3 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
Howdy
User avatar #2 - Spavaloo (09/22/2012) [-]
I find your idiocy regarding Ancient Greek creation myths to be personally offensive.
User avatar #1 - thatnerdyguy (07/20/2012) [-]
No comment virginity will be left untaken.
User avatar #4 to #1 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Look back at this comment and look at the date. How much has things changed?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Well, I still enjoy getting the first comment on a page, simply for the sake of having it. I've changed in a lot of ways, but that is not one of them.
User avatar #6 to #5 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Ah, was not meaning to seem to have that intent. Just sometimes it's nice to look back on old stuff. I know when I do I can usually remember somewhat what happened that day and I can compare to my average day now.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I gotcha. It's pretty weird looking back on some old comments.
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