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chuffberry

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Gender: female
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:11/23/2011
Last Login:5/25/2015
Location:USA
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#30 - i am entirely convinced that this is the movie that made charl…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2015 on Wearing skinny jeans for... +1
User avatar #38 - mcbergstedt (05/14/2015) [-]
That would make sense. Expecially since they had to completely remake the movie from scratch a second time
#12 - as a human female, it's the VOICE of benedict cumberbatch that…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2015 on Sherlock +3
#59 - anonymous (05/14/2015) [-]
homosexual male detected
#6 - does he have a rectangle cut out of the back of his pants, or … 05/14/2015 on Forrest Gump is back +2
#2 - my parent's combined income is above the line for need-based s…  [+] (18 new replies) 05/14/2015 on Scholarships +80
User avatar #34 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/14/2015) [-]
then file for yourself as independent and not living with your parents. They only take your parents income into account if you apply with their tax returns and not your own. If you don't file taxes yourself they'll assume you're living with parents and that's why they take your parents into account.
#30 - anonymous (05/14/2015) [-]
The great American scam. Love seeing it in action.
User avatar #29 - ihoopr (05/14/2015) [-]
everyone should move to Greece, university is free there
wait.. probably why they're in debt
oh well, free is cool
User avatar #28 - kalagas (05/14/2015) [-]
Well, the way I see is it you don't have another choice but to continue forward. It's either drown or continue swimming. Don't look at failure as an option or outcome, just look at it as something that happens, just view it as a setback if it's going to happen. That's how I deal with it. Gotta say, I've accomplished a lot more since finding my outlook on life since self-pity and excuses (even if they aren't excuses but valid reasons) are just ignored or not thought of unless self-reflection is required. I don't think about what's happened, but what the best solution is to the problem. People love that kind of attitude, because stating the problem over and over again is useless, people want solutions.

Although the states is still completely fucked.
#22 - matyldocz (05/14/2015) [-]
After almost 3 decades of getting older, earning three degrees and numerous other events I still fail to see how affirmative action is promoting equality.

I am a Slav and meaning of this western white guilt burden eludes me.

I just hope that at some point all you western nations get your shit together.
#16 - anonymous (05/14/2015) [-]
Don't worry about not 'seeing the light in the end of the tunnel.'
Because it could be a train.

But hang in there, after a storm there's a rainbow. That has no actual effect, but you know..
User avatar #11 - alfonshister (05/14/2015) [-]
why won't your parents pay?

what is wrong with people nowadays?
#25 - itssakamoto (05/14/2015) [-]
Hey shitface, we can't pay 50000£/€/$ per semester. Quit sucking your daddy's 7 incher and realise that not everyone is a millionaire
User avatar #38 - alfonshister (05/14/2015) [-]
Hey, offensive piece of *** some people don't live in Hell and don't know how exorbitantly high things are

what the hell

alread so offensive?! Get some help
#40 - itssakamoto (05/15/2015) [-]
Hey richfag who swims in daddy's wallet. poverty
ˈpɒvəti/Submit
noun
1.
the state of being extremely poor.
"thousands of families are living in abject poverty"
synonyms: penury, destitution, indigence, pennilessness, privation, deprivation, impoverishment, neediness, need, want, hardship, impecuniousness, impecuniosity, hand-to-mouth existence, beggary, pauperism, straitened circumstances, bankruptcy, insolvency; More
2.
the state of being inferior in quality or insufficient in amount.
"the poverty of her imagination"
synonyms: scarcity, deficiency, dearth, shortage, paucity, insufficiency, inadequacy, absence, lack, want, deficit, meagreness, limitedness, restrictedness, sparseness, sparsity; More
User avatar #41 - alfonshister (05/15/2015) [-]
now i'm rich

m8
here in Germany the poorest can go to university. you don't have to be rich to pay for studying

i assumed it was the same over there in your hellhole, but apparently i was wrong

next time don't make idiotix assumptions, or at least try to be less stubborn

Heavens.From zero to 100 because of a misunderstanding. What has this generation come to.
#10 - majorpxx (05/14/2015) [-]
would have been in the same position as you, but i decided to stay at home and go to the local college instead of living on campus somewhere. Sure my parents suck, but i'll take like three more years of living with them over thousands of dollars of debt. Room and Board is really how those fuckers get you.
User avatar #8 - maguitox (05/14/2015) [-]
#4 - basanso (05/14/2015) [-]
When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,

When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high,
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit-
Rest if you must, but don't you quit.
Life is queer with its twists and turns,

As every one of us sometimes learns,
And many a fellow turns about
When he might have won had he stuck it out.
Don't give up though the pace seems slow -
You may succeed with another blow.
Often the goal is nearer than

It seems to a faint and faltering man;
Often the struggler has given up
Whe he might have captured the victor's cup;
And he learned too late when the night came down,
How close he was to the golden crown.
Success is failure turned inside out -

The silver tint in the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell how close you are,
It might be near when it seems afar;
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit -
It's when things seem worst that you must not quit.
-Author Unknown

Keep going man! Every step you take is one closer to victory!
I believe in you!
#3 - seniornsfw (05/14/2015) [-]
This is called white-privilege. You deserve it for being white, racist ass honkey

In all seriousness though that sucks so much, it's not even cool
#5 - endlessscience (05/14/2015) [-]
Ok. I will slap you for that joke
#6 - seniornsfw (05/14/2015) [-]
You have no right to hit me

Violence is not the answer
#31 - anonymous (05/14/2015) [-]
That in and of itself was a joke, i just wanted to use that picture xD
#23 - WHISKEY: 23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100 05/14/2015 on tinfoil hat +17
#42 - i had exactly one period in my entire life. After 8 days of no… 05/13/2015 on disgusting 0
#19 - my parents babysat my cat for a week while i moved into a new … 05/11/2015 on the coolest cats around +1
#35 - i was born at the exact same time andre the giant died, down t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2015 on Andre the Giant +72
User avatar #83 - sketchE (05/10/2015) [-]
go out and be an awesome wrestler too. lita wanted to do it so she went to mexico to learn how and she was good enough to beat some guys. i know its fake but if vince says a woman gets to beat a man thats a huge show of support
User avatar #40 - joedeltaco (05/10/2015) [-]
Ay andre u wun sum fuk
#58 - it's because on that picture of broccoli, there's supposed to … 05/09/2015 on finals 0
#4 - i feel like it should be a rule that teachers aren't allowed t… 05/06/2015 on I have an AP Exam today. +6
#104 - i agree, my pet is a strict vegan and i think he looks perfect… 05/05/2015 on They shouldn't have pets +5
#21 - i do when i can, the only problem is i'm very little, so often… 05/04/2015 on sizes +3
#18 - i don't think you understand. i can't fit things in the pocket…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2015 on sizes +4
#19 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
I dunno, those particular jeans look like they have plenty big pockets, especially the back pockets.
User avatar #24 - victorydanceofc (05/04/2015) [-]
They may look it, but this is actually a common problem with women. Those pants have pockets you can hardly fit change into. Even the back pockets leave wallets hanging halfway out.
User avatar #40 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
I am a woman and I've never had this problem. So, I dunno.
#15 - the presence of pockets.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/04/2015 on sizes 0
#17 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
But regular straight/bootcut jeans have pockets 99% of the time. Do you live in the US?
Like these are regular straight cut jeans with pockets.
User avatar #18 - chuffberry (05/04/2015) [-]
i don't think you understand. i can't fit things in the pockets. i don't count the jeans as having pockets if i can't fit anything bigger than a folded up dollar bill in them. you can't fit your phone or your wallet in jeans with pockets like that. i have shit to carry
#19 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
I dunno, those particular jeans look like they have plenty big pockets, especially the back pockets.
User avatar #24 - victorydanceofc (05/04/2015) [-]
They may look it, but this is actually a common problem with women. Those pants have pockets you can hardly fit change into. Even the back pockets leave wallets hanging halfway out.
User avatar #40 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
I am a woman and I've never had this problem. So, I dunno.
#13 - WOMEN's work jeans. with pockets. damn near impossible to find…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/04/2015 on sizes +3
User avatar #20 - CallMeCrisco (05/04/2015) [-]
protip: buy mens clothing. It's cheaper most cases and lasts longer. All of my camp and work gear are mens clothing.
User avatar #21 - chuffberry (05/04/2015) [-]
i do when i can, the only problem is i'm very little, so often stores don't carry men's clothing in my size.
User avatar #14 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
Women's...work jeans? What's the difference between regular straight/bootcut jeans and work jeans?
User avatar #15 - chuffberry (05/04/2015) [-]
the presence of pockets.
#17 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
But regular straight/bootcut jeans have pockets 99% of the time. Do you live in the US?
Like these are regular straight cut jeans with pockets.
User avatar #18 - chuffberry (05/04/2015) [-]
i don't think you understand. i can't fit things in the pockets. i don't count the jeans as having pockets if i can't fit anything bigger than a folded up dollar bill in them. you can't fit your phone or your wallet in jeans with pockets like that. i have shit to carry
#19 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
I dunno, those particular jeans look like they have plenty big pockets, especially the back pockets.
User avatar #24 - victorydanceofc (05/04/2015) [-]
They may look it, but this is actually a common problem with women. Those pants have pockets you can hardly fit change into. Even the back pockets leave wallets hanging halfway out.
User avatar #40 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
I am a woman and I've never had this problem. So, I dunno.
#11 - ******* hate levis. the only women jeans they sell are …  [+] (22 new replies) 05/04/2015 on sizes +17
User avatar #60 - kristovsky (05/04/2015) [-]
So what is it, wide hips? big ass? or are you just fat?
#49 - legendarysnarf (05/04/2015) [-]
psssst you're fat
#31 - jiltist (05/04/2015) [-]
Most tailors will sew pockets onto jeans for less than ten dollars.
User avatar #30 - twofreegerbils (05/04/2015) [-]
Buy Raleigh Denim you fucking plebeian.
User avatar #29 - listerthepessimist (05/04/2015) [-]
you could just buy guy's jeans
User avatar #28 - stegosaurusrah (05/04/2015) [-]
really? when i used to buy levis they always had pockets, too bad they sold out. and i hate that shit too, i once cut out the stitches in a fake pocket and sewed in a pocket that i made myself too bad i was too lazy to make the second . zara are the worst offenders, they make those useless mini pockets that can only turn themselves inside out and flop around like the useless shits they are.
though i was pleasantly surprised that hollister has real pockets in their pants, i wouldn't have expected it from them.
User avatar #16 - forsakensaint (05/04/2015) [-]
Same for males tho, dayuum skinny jeans, aint no breathing space there... Pretty nice looking but meh.
#12 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
What? Do you live in the middle of a desert? Why can't you find stores that sell jeans with pockets? Isn't that kind of one of the points of jeans, to have some pockets? Who sells jeans without pockets? Walmart and Target have jeans with pockets.
#32 - softdoritocat (05/04/2015) [-]
You're obviously not a girl. 90% of the time the pockets on women's trousers are there to look nice and that's it.
User avatar #39 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
I am a girl. I don't think I've ever seen women's jeans without pockets. We must just live in different places.
#64 - softdoritocat (05/04/2015) [-]
Try to read with understanding. We're not talking about whether or not the pockets are present, we're talking about functionality of said pockets.
User avatar #112 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
I am still able to fit my wallet, phone, sunglasses, and car keys in my jeans pockets...
User avatar #13 - chuffberry (05/04/2015) [-]
WOMEN's work jeans. with pockets. damn near impossible to find. not skinny jeans, or hiphuggers, just jeans with pockets i can fit my phone into.
User avatar #20 - CallMeCrisco (05/04/2015) [-]
protip: buy mens clothing. It's cheaper most cases and lasts longer. All of my camp and work gear are mens clothing.
User avatar #21 - chuffberry (05/04/2015) [-]
i do when i can, the only problem is i'm very little, so often stores don't carry men's clothing in my size.
User avatar #14 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
Women's...work jeans? What's the difference between regular straight/bootcut jeans and work jeans?
User avatar #15 - chuffberry (05/04/2015) [-]
the presence of pockets.
#17 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
But regular straight/bootcut jeans have pockets 99% of the time. Do you live in the US?
Like these are regular straight cut jeans with pockets.
User avatar #18 - chuffberry (05/04/2015) [-]
i don't think you understand. i can't fit things in the pockets. i don't count the jeans as having pockets if i can't fit anything bigger than a folded up dollar bill in them. you can't fit your phone or your wallet in jeans with pockets like that. i have shit to carry
#19 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
I dunno, those particular jeans look like they have plenty big pockets, especially the back pockets.
User avatar #24 - victorydanceofc (05/04/2015) [-]
They may look it, but this is actually a common problem with women. Those pants have pockets you can hardly fit change into. Even the back pockets leave wallets hanging halfway out.
User avatar #40 - myrtille (05/04/2015) [-]
I am a woman and I've never had this problem. So, I dunno.
#30 - not gonna lie, the limbo one made me lose all of my ***** 05/04/2015 on U avin a laff m8? +32
#33 - 10/10 would immediately crush fingers 05/03/2015 on Gymnast in a hamster wheel +2
#30 - for the star wars one, vader's last trip to his home planet wa… 05/02/2015 on Movie Plot Holes +1
#347 - i AM a female in STEM, and when other females find out i'm in … 05/02/2015 on That logic though! +2
#12 - judging by the hedge behind him, i'd say his method is pretty … 05/01/2015 on Meanwhile in America 0
#65 - the onomatopoeia thing made me lose my ****  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2015 on KEN M COMP #1 +1
#154 - just today, i tried to sell back my textbook to the school boo… 04/29/2015 on links to help you find... 0
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User avatar #145 - slothboner (04/29/2015) [-]
Don't sweat it man, i'm sure he is just naturally a piece of shit. Or he might have just got molested by your mom and then pooped when she said she was going to cum.
#167 - chuckey (04/29/2015) [-]

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User avatar #13 - pleuradispensor (03/18/2015) [-]
is there ever going to be another installment of "weird **** my rommate does?"
User avatar #15 to #13 - chuffberry (03/19/2015) [-]
i didn't know if i should make another one or not. i've been on spring break, so i can post a new one in a few days.
#16 to #15 - pleuradispensor (03/19/2015) [-]
I very much enjoyed the first ones
I very much enjoyed the first ones
User avatar #14 to #13 - pleuradispensor (03/18/2015) [-]
**pleuradispensor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**pleuradispensor rolls Cannot predict now**
User avatar #10 - orgrok ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
Is your roommate actually Jewish? If she just claims she is without being born jewish, or properly converted, shes still goy. - A jew
User avatar #11 to #10 - chuffberry (03/03/2015) [-]
i'm not entirely sure. i think she is jewish, because she refers to non-jews who date jews as "goy toys".
User avatar #12 to #11 - orgrok ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
Not gonna lie, that does seem like something a jew would say lol.
#9 - oriphiel ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
kelly sounds absolutely awful, you should post a picture of her so we know if she fits the stereotype feminazi image
User avatar #8 - arena (03/01/2015) [-]
Kelly doesn't sound to nice. How long have you been living with her.
User avatar #3 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
Howdy
User avatar #2 - Spavaloo (09/22/2012) [-]
I find your idiocy regarding Ancient Greek creation myths to be personally offensive.
User avatar #1 - thatnerdyguy (07/20/2012) [-]
No comment virginity will be left untaken.
User avatar #4 to #1 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Look back at this comment and look at the date. How much has things changed?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Well, I still enjoy getting the first comment on a page, simply for the sake of having it. I've changed in a lot of ways, but that is not one of them.
User avatar #6 to #5 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Ah, was not meaning to seem to have that intent. Just sometimes it's nice to look back on old stuff. I know when I do I can usually remember somewhat what happened that day and I can compare to my average day now.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I gotcha. It's pretty weird looking back on some old comments.
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