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Date Signed Up:11/23/2011
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#141 - i want this dude to draw me, so i could see what i'd look like…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2014 on ... +13
#168 - Sunburn (09/29/2014) [-]
Find a mirror. You don't need a drawing for that.
#177 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
This dude's one smooth mothafucka.
#3 - i love how that woman screams and then turns around to close t… 09/26/2014 on Can I get some head with... +3
#13 - i don't trust any facts that start with "according to sci…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Hold it +175
User avatar #24 - okamiterasu (09/24/2014) [-]
According to scientists, firing guns into your mouth is a bad idea
#149 - stepank (09/24/2014) [-]
Checkmate.
#142 - stargate (09/24/2014) [-]
instructions not clear enough, got penis stuck in ceiling fan
User avatar #117 - eyelaughdahame (09/24/2014) [-]
It wasn't in Fight Club.
User avatar #80 - domny (09/24/2014) [-]
we need studies on this.
phanact
User avatar #67 - maddognoland (09/24/2014) [-]
Kurt Cobain disagrees
#74 - mr skeltal (09/24/2014) [-]
Courtney Love disagrees
#62 - akselrk (09/24/2014) [-]
Bad for what ?
#8 - oh my god, his little erection... 09/24/2014 on History of surnames 0
#75 - never in my entire life have i not seen the ketchup robot and … 09/23/2014 on Title 0
#145 - harlequin ichthyosis. or "fish face disease". … 09/22/2014 on Hell sure is a funny place 0
#142 - this is the famous "girl born without a face", has a… 09/22/2014 on Hell sure is a funny place 0
#12 - a guy trimmed the edges really neatly with a weedwhacker. 09/20/2014 on comp that makes you go oh yea +57
#39 - yeah but asylum patients in the 1950s were given massive doses… 09/20/2014 on Anxiety Levels +4
#11 - last saturday i had to take my cat, who is usually very friend… 09/18/2014 on Stop +11
#27 - Comment deleted 09/15/2014 on This week in science! -2
#28 - my uncle raises turkeys and they imprint on his boots (because… 09/15/2014 on DUCK! +1
#237 - we went on a dinner date, and she started sobbing because she … 09/13/2014 on Reasons for break ups +1
#1 - how to pick up chicks in an elevator: once they press the butt… 09/11/2014 on Dating advice 0
#181 - if you flip a snake over, you can actually see the part where …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2014 on snake accidentally bites... +1
User avatar #183 - aaawwwyeah (09/11/2014) [-]
Hmm.... Can snakeologist confirm?
#191 - mr skeltal (09/11/2014) [-]
Snakeologist confirms.
The tail ends just before the poophole (cloaca) starts.
User avatar #192 - zoologyexplain (09/11/2014) [-]
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#151 - this was in the zoo i worked at during feeding time. after the…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/11/2014 on snake accidentally bites... 0
User avatar #179 - aaawwwyeah (09/11/2014) [-]
Wouldn't a snake without the tail just be the head?
User avatar #181 - chuffberry (09/11/2014) [-]
if you flip a snake over, you can actually see the part where the belly ends and the tail begins
User avatar #183 - aaawwwyeah (09/11/2014) [-]
Hmm.... Can snakeologist confirm?
#191 - mr skeltal (09/11/2014) [-]
Snakeologist confirms.
The tail ends just before the poophole (cloaca) starts.
User avatar #192 - zoologyexplain (09/11/2014) [-]
forgot to login
#145 - no. some guys did an experiment on rattlesnakes to see if they… 09/11/2014 on snake accidentally bites... 0
#143 - not true. i've witnessed a green mamba giving itself a loaded …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/11/2014 on snake accidentally bites... 0
User avatar #149 - zoologyexplain (09/11/2014) [-]
If your story is true and it lost the tail, if it had the same effect as it would with humans, it would die in seconds or minutes as prey of the same weight does.

Necrosis is not the same as envenomation susceptibility.
User avatar #151 - chuffberry (09/11/2014) [-]
this was in the zoo i worked at during feeding time. after the snake bit itself on the tail and started showing signs of sickness, it was quickly sedated and the tail was amputated. it ended up having to get a little more amputated later on.
User avatar #179 - aaawwwyeah (09/11/2014) [-]
Wouldn't a snake without the tail just be the head?
User avatar #181 - chuffberry (09/11/2014) [-]
if you flip a snake over, you can actually see the part where the belly ends and the tail begins
User avatar #183 - aaawwwyeah (09/11/2014) [-]
Hmm.... Can snakeologist confirm?
#191 - mr skeltal (09/11/2014) [-]
Snakeologist confirms.
The tail ends just before the poophole (cloaca) starts.
User avatar #192 - zoologyexplain (09/11/2014) [-]
forgot to login
#73 - i had a teacher in high school named Sharin Cox. she taught se… 09/11/2014 on Bad Education +1
#57 - "so, where are you living right now?" "uhh,…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +41
User avatar #73 - thenewgizmobox (09/08/2014) [-]
"oh, you wouldn't know them"
User avatar #85 - johnnyferno (09/08/2014) [-]
"What is he a hipster?"
#29 - today on campus there was the first tour group of moms and hig… 09/07/2014 on Tourists anywhere 0
#221 - well, to be fair, i also cry when i smell brussels sprouts. i … 09/07/2014 on Fat shaming Saturday? +1
#22 - that little bastard eats Chipotle more politely than i do. 09/06/2014 on Tiny hamster eating tiny... 0
#34 - OH GOD!!! HE'S COMING RIGHT TORTOISE!!!! 09/05/2014 on there were no survivors 0
#40 - i grew up calling them goats heads. 09/03/2014 on Australian Problems comp, pt 3 0
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User avatar #3 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
Howdy
User avatar #2 - Spavaloo (09/22/2012) [-]
I find your idiocy regarding Ancient Greek creation myths to be personally offensive.
User avatar #1 - thatnerdyguy (07/20/2012) [-]
No comment virginity will be left untaken.
User avatar #4 to #1 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Look back at this comment and look at the date. How much has things changed?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Well, I still enjoy getting the first comment on a page, simply for the sake of having it. I've changed in a lot of ways, but that is not one of them.
User avatar #6 to #5 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Ah, was not meaning to seem to have that intent. Just sometimes it's nice to look back on old stuff. I know when I do I can usually remember somewhat what happened that day and I can compare to my average day now.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I gotcha. It's pretty weird looking back on some old comments.
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