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chuffberry

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Personal Info
Gender: female
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:11/23/2011
Last Login:3/27/2015
Location:USA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#904
Comment Ranking:#1786
Highest Content Rank:#821
Highest Comment Rank:#527
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Comment Thumbs: 19452 total,  20787 ,  1335
Content Level Progress: 9.7% (97/1000)
Level 223 Content: Mind Blower → Level 224 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 51.3% (513/1000)
Level 317 Comments: Wizard → Level 318 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:206
Content Views:687292
Times Content Favorited:1423 times
Total Comments Made:1990
FJ Points:40635

latest user's comments

#49 - >playing spore >tired of ******* epic creatur…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2014 on The Spore Experience +17
User avatar #66 - crazyolitis (07/11/2014) [-]
The trick to kill epic creatures is to lure them into your nest. Your nest-mates are immortal and won't be killed by it. Meanwhile, you stay at a distance and shoot poison while the giant gets torn apart.
#54 - thefrozen (07/11/2014) [-]
**thefrozen rolled image** MFW you decided to attack an epic
#64 - thefrozen (07/11/2014) [-]
**thefrozen rolled image** MFW I got a roll that wasnt a face
#3 - yeah, i'd let that mouse be my mousebro. 07/10/2014 on Mighty Mouse 0
#23 - the chocolate bar would get slightly shorter after the square … 07/10/2014 on Neat +4
#24 - after the game ended, officials made all the german fans stay …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on First Half of Brazil - Germany +4
User avatar #77 - ruebezahl (07/09/2014) [-]
Which apparently was completely unncessary.
#13 - Relevant story time: I brought my Motorola to the Verizon … 07/09/2014 on (untitled) 0
#16 - i have an aunt named Herberta, and another named Elvintrude. s…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on I want candy +8
User avatar #31 - xtoxicmuffinx (07/09/2014) [-]
depends on where the name came from, both of those names sound like old English to me.
#86 - i'm allergic to red meat someone hold me 07/09/2014 on Personality test 0
#122 - "eat my ass" AAAAH YOU'RE SEXUALLY HARASSING ME!!!! 07/09/2014 on (untitled) +2
#36 - i'm ******* ashamed to be a white chick. ******* …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2014 on 4chan on Tumblr +2
User avatar #50 - justabarofmustard (07/09/2014) [-]
It's ok, I'm so white I exceed white girl status and transcend into a ghost. That's how white I am.
#38 - fourchinsbrah (07/08/2014) [-]
dont be.
they are the minority of white chicks.
#67 - technically, you're not even a 10 lbs brain. the entire head, … 07/08/2014 on how do you switch to easy mode 0
#54 - and this idiot has a kid. he's reproducing and spreading his d… 07/08/2014 on (OC) Simple State Comp:... 0
#27 - yeah, it's close enough to the university that it's a pretty m…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Simple State Comp: Colorado 0
User avatar #28 - dangler (07/08/2014) [-]
I lived in Golden for a while and even it got pretty crowded at times
#28 - he shot his foot when he saw an armadillo in his yard and trie… 07/08/2014 on (OC) Simple State Comp:... +1
#27 - first time, he was trying to clear some brush from his yard an…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2014 on (OC) Simple State Comp:... +1
User avatar #51 - MoparMan (07/08/2014) [-]
goddamn, this is like the guy who hunted with napalm rounds... please tell me you have more info on this guy
User avatar #54 - chuffberry (07/08/2014) [-]
and this idiot has a kid. he's reproducing and spreading his defective genes...
#12 - incredibly, the stupid ****** lived. i bet the police were like  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Insane Stunt Bonus +1
User avatar #14 - bothemastaofall (07/08/2014) [-]
nah they were mad.
#25 - i remember when i first moved to jacksonville, fl, i heard it …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/08/2014 on (OC) Simple State Comp:... 0
User avatar #26 - zourch (07/08/2014) [-]
add details
User avatar #28 - chuffberry (07/08/2014) [-]
he shot his foot when he saw an armadillo in his yard and tried to shoot it. his shotgun was jammed or something so he was pounding it and it fired down on his foot. he cut his arm off because he was using a chainsaw to cut some lumber, but instead of doing it like a normal person he was holding the lumber in one hand and the chainsaw in the other and hacking away like it was an axe. of course, he missed and cut his arm almost in half, but at the hospital they were able to reattach it. i wasn't there for the artery severing, but apparently he was working on his boat with the motor running and managed to cut his thigh on the propeller.
User avatar #27 - chuffberry (07/08/2014) [-]
first time, he was trying to clear some brush from his yard and decided to set it on fire. the fire wasn't burning fast enough for him so he squirted gasoline on it. the fire traveled up the stream a gasoline to his arm, setting his shirt on fire which in turn set the rest of his body on fire. second fire incident was on the 4th of july, and he decided to make his own fireworks using gunpowder. he essentially made a pipe bomb. it set him ablaze and pelted his entire body with shrapnel. third fire incident, his car had a problem and spilled gasoline all over his driveway. he decided to get rid of all the gasoline by burning it. he lit the match while standing in the grass next to the driveway. unfortunately, gasoline had soaked into the soil so when he lit the match he trapped himself in a fire pit of doom.
User avatar #51 - MoparMan (07/08/2014) [-]
goddamn, this is like the guy who hunted with napalm rounds... please tell me you have more info on this guy
User avatar #54 - chuffberry (07/08/2014) [-]
and this idiot has a kid. he's reproducing and spreading his defective genes...
#17 - Old Town Fort Collins, CO was the inspiration for Main Street …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Simple State Comp: Colorado +1
User avatar #26 - dangler (07/08/2014) [-]
It's gorgeous, but it's been pretty crowded every time I've been =/ Granted, I'm originally from the Springs and it's much worse in most of the areas around there and Manitou
User avatar #27 - chuffberry (07/08/2014) [-]
yeah, it's close enough to the university that it's a pretty major hangout, especially on weekends.
User avatar #28 - dangler (07/08/2014) [-]
I lived in Golden for a while and even it got pretty crowded at times
#13 - Picture 07/08/2014 on 4chan Text Adventure +4
#12 - oh sweet christ i can't stop laughing i think i'm gonna puke 07/08/2014 on 4chan Text Adventure +1
#8 - i recently found my future roommate on Facebook. all of her st… 07/08/2014 on OC +1
#37 - they all shake their heads violently back and forth until the … 07/08/2014 on 4 hats Riddle (desc) +6
#35 - HEY LOOK IM RELEVANT!!!!! 07/08/2014 on Drinks 0
#25 - today i put together a bed frame from ikea. does that count as… 07/08/2014 on yea, i can do that 0
#31 - i think prostitution should be legalized. that would make it e…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Feminism +24
#94 - anonymous (07/08/2014) [-]
i think murder should be legalized. that would make it easier to regulate, and would cut down on crime, death, and more death. murder is going to happen either way, so the government might as well step in and get some tax revenue out of it.
#31 - men go for women who look healthy. no one wants to **** … 07/07/2014 on (untitled) +2

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User avatar #13 - pleuradispensor (03/18/2015) [-]
is there ever going to be another installment of "weird **** my rommate does?"
User avatar #15 to #13 - chuffberry (03/19/2015) [-]
i didn't know if i should make another one or not. i've been on spring break, so i can post a new one in a few days.
#16 to #15 - pleuradispensor (03/19/2015) [-]
I very much enjoyed the first ones
I very much enjoyed the first ones
User avatar #14 to #13 - pleuradispensor (03/18/2015) [-]
**pleuradispensor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**pleuradispensor rolls Cannot predict now**
User avatar #10 - orgrok (03/03/2015) [-]
Is your roommate actually Jewish? If she just claims she is without being born jewish, or properly converted, shes still goy. - A jew
User avatar #11 to #10 - chuffberry (03/03/2015) [-]
i'm not entirely sure. i think she is jewish, because she refers to non-jews who date jews as "goy toys".
User avatar #12 to #11 - orgrok (03/03/2015) [-]
Not gonna lie, that does seem like something a jew would say lol.
#9 - oriphiel (03/02/2015) [-]
kelly sounds absolutely awful, you should post a picture of her so we know if she fits the stereotype feminazi image
User avatar #8 - arena (03/01/2015) [-]
Kelly doesn't sound to nice. How long have you been living with her.
User avatar #3 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
Howdy
User avatar #2 - Spavaloo (09/22/2012) [-]
I find your idiocy regarding Ancient Greek creation myths to be personally offensive.
User avatar #1 - thatnerdyguy (07/20/2012) [-]
No comment virginity will be left untaken.
User avatar #4 to #1 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Look back at this comment and look at the date. How much has things changed?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Well, I still enjoy getting the first comment on a page, simply for the sake of having it. I've changed in a lot of ways, but that is not one of them.
User avatar #6 to #5 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Ah, was not meaning to seem to have that intent. Just sometimes it's nice to look back on old stuff. I know when I do I can usually remember somewhat what happened that day and I can compare to my average day now.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I gotcha. It's pretty weird looking back on some old comments.
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