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|#4 - if you seriously want to shelter your kid from gender rolls, j… [+] (6 new replies)||07/30/2014 on Don't you love the sweet,...||+36|
|#19 - >sitting on couch with gf >she wants to go out to ea… [+] (11 new replies)||07/30/2014 on If only I had a girlfriend||+65|
#46 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
I would enjoy going to Chipotle more, but the there's that problem of getting too much blood on my underwear.
#47 - collateraldamageco (07/30/2014) [-]
Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc. is a chain of restaurants in the United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Germany, and France, specializing in burritos and tacos. Its name derives from chipotle, the Mexican Spanish name for a smoked and dried jalapeño chili pepper.
The company has released a mission statement called Food with Integrity, which highlights its efforts in using organic ingredients, and serves more naturally raised meat than any other restaurant chain. Chipotle is one of the first chains of fast casual dining establishments.
Founded by Steve Ells in 1993, Chipotle had 16 restaurants (all in Colorado) when McDonald's Corporation became a major investor in 1998. By the time McDonald's fully divested itself from Chipotle in 2006, the chain had grown to over 500 locations.
With more than 1600 locations, Chipotle had a net income in 2013 of US $327.4 million and a staff of more than 45,000 employees.
Chipotle's menu consists of five items: burritos, fajita burritos, burrito bowls, tacos, and salads. The price of each item is based on the choice of chicken, pork carnitas, barbacoa, steak, or vegetarian (with guacamole). A tofu-based "sofritas" is being test-marketed. Additional optional toppings include rice, beans, four types of salsa, sour cream, cheese, or lettuce. When asked about expanding the menu, Steve Ells said, "[I]t's important to keep the menu focused, because if you just do a few things, you can ensure that you do them better than anybody else." The majority of food is prepared in each restaurant, with some exceptions being the beans and carnitas, which are prepared at a central kitchen in Chicago, Illinois. None of the restaurants have freezers, microwave ovens, or can openers. Most restaurants sell beer and margaritas in addition to soft drinks and fruit drinks. Chipotle was in the process of testing a children's menu, and experimenting with breakfast foods at Washington Dulles International Airport."
|#18 - that's the key to a long relationship, though. you have to fin… [+] (1 new reply)||07/30/2014 on If only I had a girlfriend||+17|
#49 - froggets (07/30/2014) [-]
I still you are allowed to call me stupid and naive for saying this that sex is still key to any long therm relationship, I don't think it's what holds any dysfunctional relationship together, but if you have to people who get along great, they're basically perfect for eachother, but there is no sex, that'll become a problem sooner or later... I would say Might be a high number here that a good working relationship in long therm should have sex about 2-3 times a week
Also just wanted to bring this out because my ex was a really cute person, looked great had amazing tits etc. etc. she never randomly kissed me, or hugged me, or did any of that stuff, I did that to her (maybe I'm the weird one) but I believe that showing you love someone should be expressed in both physical and ... emotional( ????) ways, I don't know, I just feel like I spent 3 years with a woman who was in love with me for 1/3 of it
|#6 - why does he have halloween decorations up three weeks after halloween? [+] (1 new reply)||07/27/2014 on e||+5|
|#6 - but don't you get boners multiple times during the night? it k… [+] (3 new replies)||07/26/2014 on Wood||+10|
|#8 - jesus tits with rice, i feel like i may cry because of this.||07/26/2014 on Eye swap||+48|
|#8 - dude...||07/25/2014 on This Is My Swoomp||+12|
|#7 - STORY TIME!! >ask boyfriend who his sexual fantasy is … [+] (29 new replies)||07/25/2014 on Women||+184|
#40 - anonymous (07/25/2014) [-]
Ill tickle your pickle for you
#42 - anonymous (07/25/2014) [-]
DAMNIT logged me out again lol, that was me
#44 - anonymous (07/25/2014) [-]
omfg, im karrotj call me -_-
#9 - anonymous (07/25/2014) [-]
Any girl can get laid, just need to lower your standards first.
|#6 - that settles it. i want an asian child. [+] (2 new replies)||07/25/2014 on AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW...||+1|
|#804 - I had to give up my cat (who was my only friend at the time) t…||07/25/2014 on give me your feels||+1|
|#2346 - **chuffberry rolls 432,027,964**||07/24/2014 on Highest roll gets pink for...||0|
|#237 - once my neighbor cut his arm off with a chain saw. he was cutt…||07/23/2014 on Stupid Stuff||0|
|#1798 - 20 Female DC I haven't been able to complete my co… [+] (1 new reply)||07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts||0|
|#21 - finish the bottle whenever frodo stops and looks behind him an… [+] (1 new reply)||07/23/2014 on drinking is fun||+36|
|#51 - in a hive of bees, if a bee comes back drunk, the hive's guard…||07/23/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 45||0|
|#457 - **chuffberry rolls 31,236** Nora||07/21/2014 on Wife is in labor||0|
|#19 - working at a family-owned garden center, my favorite is when p…||07/21/2014 on Retail Robin||0|
|#83 - and not have to pay child support, yes. [+] (1 new reply)||07/21/2014 on This is for you FunnyJunk,||+2|
|#27 - obama's signature looks like a penis.||07/21/2014 on hand cock||0|
|#60 - HAHAHAHA BITCH I'M STERILE!!!! BASK IN MY GLORY AS I GO ON DAT… [+] (6 new replies)||07/21/2014 on This is for you FunnyJunk,||+10|
#105 - anonymous (07/21/2014) [-]
Takes more than just being sterile, you can be sterile and still have periods.
Which one would imagine you would know if you really *were* sterile.
|#23 - "oh my god i'm so fluffy..."||07/21/2014 on Easy. Breezy. Beautiful....||0|
|#27 - what if you're embarrassingly flat-chested, though? [+] (6 new replies)||07/20/2014 on (untitled)||+3|
#117 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
than you are flat chest master race
|#7 - aren't most senators over the age of 50, though? 49 is a weird…||07/19/2014 on Yellow Peril||0|
|#6 - i like the girl in the background who's laughing her ass off||07/19/2014 on Stop horsing around||0|
|#34 - yeah i don't even pretend to understand it but it's specifical… [+] (1 new reply)||07/19/2014 on Fatty acid is a funny term||+2|