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chuffberry

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Gender: female
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:11/23/2011
Last Login:5/05/2015
Location:USA
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Content Ranking:#842
Comment Ranking:#2519
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Subscribers:204
Content Views:688129
Times Content Favorited:1421 times
Total Comments Made:2023
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latest user's comments

#2 - you spelled "professor" wrong. -5 points.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Funny Exam Answers +55
#7 - drdisrespect (07/30/2014) [-]
#2 - i am entirely convinced that being forced to do the movie &quo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on How it really went down +11
User avatar #6 - yourfutureson (07/30/2014) [-]
Man, the actual fighting scene in that with the food being launched and shit, that's the shit I could watch over and over.
#21 - i think it's called a sea pig. 07/30/2014 on Not exactly my fetish 0
#20 - in the full video they poured soda in it and it spewed it out.…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Not exactly my fetish 0
User avatar #22 - helifapter (07/30/2014) [-]
So is that how sex happens?
#6 - dude..... no. 07/30/2014 on The real Hobbit +1
#4 - if you seriously want to shelter your kid from gender rolls, j…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Don't you love the sweet,... +36
User avatar #16 - pictureperfectt (07/30/2014) [-]
Legos are Danish
Denmark drinks a lot of beer
Beer is a men's drink


Therefore, Legos are sexist.
User avatar #10 - technoshaman (07/30/2014) [-]
Legos encourage linear thinking patterns and problem solving; the kind generally associated engineering or other math-heavy fields. You know, male fields, you sexist pig.

Imma joke, I can't imagine what my childhood would have been like without legos
User avatar #15 - cookiecoketwo (07/30/2014) [-]
Nigga, I STILL play with legos.
#9 - lordlolland (07/30/2014) [-]
Legos has pegs that goes into holes, thereby encouraging young male minds to rape.
User avatar #11 - technoshaman (07/30/2014) [-]
The sad thing is, there are some people out there who would agree with that.
User avatar #14 - lordlolland (07/30/2014) [-]
I know that all too well...
Because I have it from a real life feminist ex-colleague.
#19 - >sitting on couch with gf >she wants to go out to ea…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/30/2014 on If only I had a girlfriend +65
User avatar #25 - thedungeonmaster (07/30/2014) [-]
In all fairness, no one says no to Chipotle.
#46 - Ken M (07/30/2014) [-]
I would enjoy going to Chipotle more, but the there's that problem of getting too much blood on my underwear.
User avatar #29 - dehnoobshow (07/30/2014) [-]
I don't even know what Chipotle is.
Hence, since I don't know what it is, I would ask what it is, so pretend we're dating and tell me what it is.
User avatar #41 - collateraldamageco (07/30/2014) [-]
a restaurant
User avatar #43 - dehnoobshow (07/30/2014) [-]
10/10 totally explains.
Sarcasm.
User avatar #47 - collateraldamageco (07/30/2014) [-]
Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc. is a chain of restaurants in the United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Germany, and France, specializing in burritos and tacos. Its name derives from chipotle, the Mexican Spanish name for a smoked and dried jalapeño chili pepper.

The company has released a mission statement called Food with Integrity, which highlights its efforts in using organic ingredients, and serves more naturally raised meat than any other restaurant chain. Chipotle is one of the first chains of fast casual dining establishments.

Founded by Steve Ells in 1993, Chipotle had 16 restaurants (all in Colorado) when McDonald's Corporation became a major investor in 1998. By the time McDonald's fully divested itself from Chipotle in 2006, the chain had grown to over 500 locations.

With more than 1600 locations, Chipotle had a net income in 2013 of US $327.4 million and a staff of more than 45,000 employees.

Chipotle's menu consists of five items: burritos, fajita burritos, burrito bowls, tacos, and salads. The price of each item is based on the choice of chicken, pork carnitas, barbacoa, steak, or vegetarian (with guacamole). A tofu-based "sofritas" is being test-marketed. Additional optional toppings include rice, beans, four types of salsa, sour cream, cheese, or lettuce. When asked about expanding the menu, Steve Ells said, "[I]t's important to keep the menu focused, because if you just do a few things, you can ensure that you do them better than anybody else." The majority of food is prepared in each restaurant, with some exceptions being the beans and carnitas, which are prepared at a central kitchen in Chicago, Illinois. None of the restaurants have freezers, microwave ovens, or can openers. Most restaurants sell beer and margaritas in addition to soft drinks and fruit drinks. Chipotle was in the process of testing a children's menu, and experimenting with breakfast foods at Washington Dulles International Airport."
User avatar #48 - dehnoobshow (07/30/2014) [-]
Now I know that I would say no to Chipotle.
User avatar #45 - collateraldamageco (07/30/2014) [-]
it has mexican food
User avatar #27 - captainstinkypinky (07/30/2014) [-]
I say no to chipotle

but I'm a massive faggot
User avatar #53 - thedungeonmaster (07/31/2014) [-]
Hey, we're all faggots to some degree here. But seriously, you don't like Chipotle? The fuck is wrong with you?
User avatar #55 - captainstinkypinky (07/31/2014) [-]
I don't know, I was just never a fan of Mexican-type food.

although everyone says it's like jesus cumming on your tongue
#18 - that's the key to a long relationship, though. you have to fin…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on If only I had a girlfriend +17
User avatar #49 - froggets (07/30/2014) [-]
I still you are allowed to call me stupid and naive for saying this that sex is still key to any long therm relationship, I don't think it's what holds any dysfunctional relationship together, but if you have to people who get along great, they're basically perfect for eachother, but there is no sex, that'll become a problem sooner or later... I would say Might be a high number here that a good working relationship in long therm should have sex about 2-3 times a week

Also just wanted to bring this out because my ex was a really cute person, looked great had amazing tits etc. etc. she never randomly kissed me, or hugged me, or did any of that stuff, I did that to her (maybe I'm the weird one) but I believe that showing you love someone should be expressed in both physical and ... emotional( ????) ways, I don't know, I just feel like I spent 3 years with a woman who was in love with me for 1/3 of it
#6 - why does he have halloween decorations up three weeks after halloween?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on e +5
User avatar #11 - laxxy (07/27/2014) [-]
because the kid knocking is his son
#6 - but don't you get boners multiple times during the night? it k…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Wood +10
#10 - micekill (07/26/2014) [-]
#9 - carlonord (07/26/2014) [-]
#8 - Weirdozzy (07/26/2014) [-]
...
#8 - jesus tits with rice, i feel like i may cry because of this. 07/26/2014 on Eye swap +48
#8 - dude... 07/25/2014 on This Is My Swoomp +12
#7 - STORY TIME!! >ask boyfriend who his sexual fantasy is …  [+] (29 new replies) 07/25/2014 on Women +184
#73 - gayboard (07/28/2014) [-]
That really has to suck.
#65 - fragman (07/25/2014) [-]
as a straight guy I have to say... I don't see why not
User avatar #56 - chimpaflimp (07/25/2014) [-]
Wait...there's someone on FJ who's single AND female? Inb4 knights so white they make the KKK look like nognogs.
#49 - sonicwind (07/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #48 - jimmyrustlinhustla (07/25/2014) [-]
I'd fuck if you were around my age
#40 - Ken M (07/25/2014) [-]
Ill tickle your pickle for you
#42 - Ken M (07/25/2014) [-]
DAMNIT logged me out again lol, that was me
#44 - Ken M (07/25/2014) [-]
omfg, im karrotj call me -_-
User avatar #47 - Aethlius (07/25/2014) [-]
you need some water.
User avatar #38 - toxicovrtake (07/25/2014) [-]
Well, it's the thought that counts I guess.
#32 - MrDeadiron (07/25/2014) [-]
Would you help me test something?
User avatar #31 - joeyliquid (07/25/2014) [-]
10/10, your sexuality lost and turned a guy gay.
#29 - xgeneration (07/25/2014) [-]
**xgeneration rolled image**
buy a strap on
#28 - europe (07/25/2014) [-]
oh wow
#25 - kulamia (07/25/2014) [-]
Well you're a great GF for trying.
User avatar #18 - syntheticdoll (07/25/2014) [-]
I can't blame him, I would consider turning gay for him (if I were a man)
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (07/25/2014) [-]
This is the first time I've ever heard of a woman so bad at sex that their partners turned gay
#59 - thismustbeseen (07/25/2014) [-]
It happened to my ex.
User avatar #66 - romanlettuce (07/25/2014) [-]
It's way more common than people here think. If you just watch porn all of the time maybe you start to think that every woman is a star. Not true.
User avatar #14 - pokimone (07/25/2014) [-]
Its Matt Bomer. He isn't guy, just alive. Everyone on earth is into him. Hes like a younger and more handsome version of Robert Downey Jr.
User avatar #68 - collateraldamageco (07/25/2014) [-]
I didn't even know who Matt Bomer was until I saw this post
#60 - asmathiel (07/25/2014) [-]
I don't know man. He is nice, but I would not give my butt for him.
But for Alexander? Shit, I would suck his cock like a little bitch I am
#61 - pokimone (07/25/2014) [-]
He's alright, but look at Matts handsome all up in the place.
#37 - toxicovrtake (07/25/2014) [-]
He sure gives me a Bomer.
User avatar #41 - dorfdorfdorf (07/25/2014) [-]
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, CARLOS
User avatar #22 - awesomedewd (07/25/2014) [-]
I'm a guy and I wouldn't fuck any male celebrity.
In fact... why do people care so much about celebrities?
#12 - captainfuckitall has deleted their comment.
#9 - Ken M (07/25/2014) [-]
Any girl can get laid, just need to lower your standards first.
User avatar #19 - syntheticdoll (07/25/2014) [-]
Just don't do the same with dating.
#6 - that settles it. i want an asian child.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2014 on AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW... +1
User avatar #17 - pokimone (07/25/2014) [-]
I'm not asain, but I have a white truck and some candy, how much are you willing to give?
User avatar #8 - WhiteCrayon (07/25/2014) [-]
Marry me and I'll give you one
#804 - I had to give up my cat (who was my only friend at the time) t… 07/25/2014 on give me your feels +1
#2346 - **chuffberry rolls 432,027,964** 07/24/2014 on Highest roll gets pink for... 0
#237 - once my neighbor cut his arm off with a chain saw. he was cutt… 07/23/2014 on Stupid Stuff 0
#1798 - 20 Female DC I haven't been able to complete my co…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
#1813 - xeinothill (07/23/2014) [-]
I know the insecurity all too well, as do many others here. I'm glad you aren't content to roll over and let it enfold you. Keep going chica, you got this shit!
P.S. Cats are gross. ^.^
#21 - finish the bottle whenever frodo stops and looks behind him an…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on drinking is fun +36
User avatar #39 - azraelthemage (07/30/2014) [-]
*poses for the cover of a new age album.
#51 - in a hive of bees, if a bee comes back drunk, the hive's guard… 07/23/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 45 0
#457 - **chuffberry rolls 31,236** Nora 07/21/2014 on Wife is in labor 0
#19 - working at a family-owned garden center, my favorite is when p… 07/21/2014 on Retail Robin 0
#83 - and not have to pay child support, yes.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on This is for you FunnyJunk, +2
User avatar #84 - dirtyvibrations (07/21/2014) [-]
>implying I would pay it to begin with
#27 - obama's signature looks like a penis. 07/21/2014 on hand cock 0
#60 - HAHAHAHA BITCH I'M STERILE!!!! BASK IN MY GLORY AS I GO ON DAT…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/21/2014 on This is for you FunnyJunk, +10
#105 - Ken M (07/21/2014) [-]
Takes more than just being sterile, you can be sterile and still have periods.

Which one would imagine you would know if you really *were* sterile.
User avatar #86 - swagasauruss (07/21/2014) [-]
I got my nuts cut off like jabberwocky's head after I had a few kids, so I know the feeling
User avatar #82 - dirtyvibrations (07/21/2014) [-]
So does that mean I could like
Cum inside of you
User avatar #83 - chuffberry (07/21/2014) [-]
and not have to pay child support, yes.
User avatar #84 - dirtyvibrations (07/21/2014) [-]
>implying I would pay it to begin with
User avatar #72 - thegamerslife (07/21/2014) [-]
you seem neat.

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User avatar #13 - pleuradispensor ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
is there ever going to be another installment of "weird **** my rommate does?"
User avatar #15 to #13 - chuffberry (03/19/2015) [-]
i didn't know if i should make another one or not. i've been on spring break, so i can post a new one in a few days.
#16 to #15 - pleuradispensor ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
I very much enjoyed the first ones
I very much enjoyed the first ones
User avatar #14 to #13 - pleuradispensor ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
**pleuradispensor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**pleuradispensor rolls Cannot predict now**
User avatar #10 - orgrok (03/03/2015) [-]
Is your roommate actually Jewish? If she just claims she is without being born jewish, or properly converted, shes still goy. - A jew
User avatar #11 to #10 - chuffberry (03/03/2015) [-]
i'm not entirely sure. i think she is jewish, because she refers to non-jews who date jews as "goy toys".
User avatar #12 to #11 - orgrok (03/03/2015) [-]
Not gonna lie, that does seem like something a jew would say lol.
#9 - oriphiel (03/02/2015) [-]
kelly sounds absolutely awful, you should post a picture of her so we know if she fits the stereotype feminazi image
User avatar #8 - arena ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
Kelly doesn't sound to nice. How long have you been living with her.
User avatar #3 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
Howdy
User avatar #2 - Spavaloo ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
I find your idiocy regarding Ancient Greek creation myths to be personally offensive.
User avatar #1 - thatnerdyguy (07/20/2012) [-]
No comment virginity will be left untaken.
User avatar #4 to #1 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Look back at this comment and look at the date. How much has things changed?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Well, I still enjoy getting the first comment on a page, simply for the sake of having it. I've changed in a lot of ways, but that is not one of them.
User avatar #6 to #5 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Ah, was not meaning to seem to have that intent. Just sometimes it's nice to look back on old stuff. I know when I do I can usually remember somewhat what happened that day and I can compare to my average day now.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I gotcha. It's pretty weird looking back on some old comments.
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