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#14 - nah man i tried cooking a whole chicken in the microwave once.…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on mmmm baby 0
User avatar #15 - godtherapist (08/19/2014) [-]
You can definitely cook a turkey in a microwave. I have a cook book for just microwave cooking.
#5 - you can't put a turkey in the microwave. it won't ever cook al…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2014 on mmmm baby +7
#9 - blancka (08/19/2014) [-]
You can put a turkey in a microwave to cook it though. You can cook almost anything in a microwave, people are just not used to seeing this so they assume it won't work.
User avatar #14 - chuffberry (08/19/2014) [-]
nah man i tried cooking a whole chicken in the microwave once. after about 30 minutes it still wasn't cooked through so i ended up having to slice it up.
User avatar #15 - godtherapist (08/19/2014) [-]
You can definitely cook a turkey in a microwave. I have a cook book for just microwave cooking.
#19 - hitler's problem was that he was good at drawing buildings but…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on DYK Comp #2 +1
User avatar #41 - mrselfdestruct (08/18/2014) [-]
he also couldn't get into architecture school
#47 - Picture 08/18/2014 on Jeez Jennifer.. +1
#31 - some can weigh up to 1000kg, but this guy was about 700kg 08/18/2014 on Magnificent! 0
#8 - one at the zoo i used to work at a rhino got out. it took 6 ho…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Magnificent! +20
#13 - Ken M (08/17/2014) [-]
don't rhinos weigh way more than 1,500 lbs??
User avatar #31 - chuffberry (08/18/2014) [-]
some can weigh up to 1000kg, but this guy was about 700kg
#30 - carrotpotato (08/17/2014) [-]
Yeah even 1500 kg seems a bit low to me. I mean a regular bull can weigh a ton and rhinos are to cows like tanks are regular cars.
User avatar #17 - quasimodem (08/17/2014) [-]
well he did say he used to work at the zoo
#7 - Picture 08/16/2014 on Old man Erwins kid +20
#6 - dude, that dog is not trying to save the fish. it smells and h…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Dog tries saving fish 0
#7 - theepicduckfrog (08/14/2014) [-]
your ruining my life
#9 - i need to get my wisdom teeth out, but i'm ******** wit…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Anesthesia will fuck you up... +2
User avatar #109 - cards (08/14/2014) [-]
I had 4 teeth pulled.

I usually don't like needles, but if you just look away you just feel a prick.

After that it's off to sleepy land.
User avatar #92 - neokun (08/14/2014) [-]
how can you fear needles that shit gets you high off your tits when it kicks in
#58 - ennemi (08/14/2014) [-]
nothing you can really do about the needle, just close your eye, they can put a sort of gel to numb the pain before using the needle.

For the vomit part, you should change dentist if he make you vomit, that just mean he's bad
#55 - Ken M (08/14/2014) [-]
They'll drug you so hard you won't even remember the needle or how you got to the dentist. I punched the doc and have absolutely no recollection, that's what my mom said anyways. Crazy shit
User avatar #25 - synthane (08/14/2014) [-]
If you end up vomiting after getting your wisdom teeth removed, you had a very, very, bad dentist.
#14 - tranminh (08/14/2014) [-]
the drugs are good
#7 - i heard it was because your oxygen levels get low as you drift…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Hypnic Jerk 0
User avatar #11 - geothermal (08/14/2014) [-]
I think it could be a whole bunch of things.
#25 - good, i'm glad he finally got around to it. that's what i vote… 08/14/2014 on thanks obama +21
#12 - SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SH…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on The Future is Bright +3
User avatar #21 - romdomcom (08/12/2014) [-]
It really bugs me that you're just one "SHOTS" short
#571 - after i was born, my dad got a botched, second-hand vasectomy … 08/11/2014 on what memory from your... +1
#46 - please tell me she shot herself in the foot... 08/10/2014 on girls in bikinis +1
#95 - i brought my old motorola to the verizon store because the bat… 08/10/2014 on Meet Mike. +3
#560 - being able to build structurally sound things 08/09/2014 on What skill is worth the... 0
#15 - oh sweet christ with each additional laugh i descend to the ne… 08/09/2014 on Short For Abortion +3
#5 - and a one, and a two, and a three, and a *boop* 08/08/2014 on My favourite GIF of all time. +2
#439 - ARUBA, JAMAICA, GIRL I WANNA TAKE YA DOWN TO *blamblamblam* 08/08/2014 on Insanity 0
#2 - i used to be fat, then i did squats in front of the tv for 16 …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on Admit, it would be easy... +1
User avatar #3 - thingexplain (08/07/2014) [-]
In sims 2, dancing to classical music on the radio got me from no points in body to all the points in body in three in game hours.
#16 - Picture 08/07/2014 on (untitled) +12
#22 - Comment deleted 08/07/2014 on I am going to get so fat 0
#5 - seriously, i need one everywhere in my life. 08/06/2014 on molten metal poured over wood +91
#6 - well maybe he already has those dragon bones in his collection… 08/06/2014 on (untitled) -1
#7 - i have an uncle who's a police officer in colorado and he told…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2014 on Smoke weed everyday +11
User avatar #11 - demandsgayversion (08/06/2014) [-]
Following protocol = taking advantage
#10 - Ken M (08/06/2014) [-]
I'd be surprised if it's very frequent for cops to do that. I mean, it's totally speculation, as I live in Oregon and have never been there, but even here (medical marijuana) state cops aren't in a hurry to enforce federal law. The fact that the federal government still hasn't changed its stance on the legalization is starting to grind with states that are trying to change their stance on it. I mean, the Feds have done a little, like passing a congregational bill that basically says they won't raid medical marijuana establishments (as much), but it's just political sidestepping that doesn't help anything.
#9 - hudge (08/06/2014) [-]

You're pretty much not allowed to have it anywhere in public or in a vehicle at all, though.


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User avatar #13 - pleuradispensor (03/18/2015) [-]
is there ever going to be another installment of "weird **** my rommate does?"
User avatar #15 to #13 - chuffberry ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
i didn't know if i should make another one or not. i've been on spring break, so i can post a new one in a few days.
#16 to #15 - pleuradispensor (03/19/2015) [-]
I very much enjoyed the first ones
I very much enjoyed the first ones
User avatar #14 to #13 - pleuradispensor (03/18/2015) [-]
**pleuradispensor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**pleuradispensor rolls Cannot predict now**
User avatar #10 - orgrok (03/03/2015) [-]
Is your roommate actually Jewish? If she just claims she is without being born jewish, or properly converted, shes still goy. - A jew
User avatar #11 to #10 - chuffberry ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
i'm not entirely sure. i think she is jewish, because she refers to non-jews who date jews as "goy toys".
User avatar #12 to #11 - orgrok (03/03/2015) [-]
Not gonna lie, that does seem like something a jew would say lol.
#9 - oriphiel (03/02/2015) [-]
kelly sounds absolutely awful, you should post a picture of her so we know if she fits the stereotype feminazi image
User avatar #8 - arena (03/01/2015) [-]
Kelly doesn't sound to nice. How long have you been living with her.
User avatar #3 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #2 - Spavaloo (09/22/2012) [-]
I find your idiocy regarding Ancient Greek creation myths to be personally offensive.
User avatar #1 - thatnerdyguy (07/20/2012) [-]
No comment virginity will be left untaken.
User avatar #4 to #1 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Look back at this comment and look at the date. How much has things changed?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Well, I still enjoy getting the first comment on a page, simply for the sake of having it. I've changed in a lot of ways, but that is not one of them.
User avatar #6 to #5 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Ah, was not meaning to seem to have that intent. Just sometimes it's nice to look back on old stuff. I know when I do I can usually remember somewhat what happened that day and I can compare to my average day now.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I gotcha. It's pretty weird looking back on some old comments.
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