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chuffberry

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Gender: female
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:11/23/2011
Last Login:3/27/2015
Location:USA
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Content Ranking:#906
Comment Ranking:#1790
Highest Content Rank:#821
Highest Comment Rank:#527
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Subscribers:206
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Times Content Favorited:1423 times
Total Comments Made:1990
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#9 - i need to get my wisdom teeth out, but i'm ******** wit…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Anesthesia will fuck you up... +2
User avatar #109 - cards (08/14/2014) [-]
I had 4 teeth pulled.

I usually don't like needles, but if you just look away you just feel a prick.

After that it's off to sleepy land.
User avatar #92 - neokun (08/14/2014) [-]
how can you fear needles that shit gets you high off your tits when it kicks in
#58 - ennemi (08/14/2014) [-]
nothing you can really do about the needle, just close your eye, they can put a sort of gel to numb the pain before using the needle.

For the vomit part, you should change dentist if he make you vomit, that just mean he's bad
#55 - anonymous (08/14/2014) [-]
They'll drug you so hard you won't even remember the needle or how you got to the dentist. I punched the doc and have absolutely no recollection, that's what my mom said anyways. Crazy shit
#25 - synthane (08/14/2014) [-]
If you end up vomiting after getting your wisdom teeth removed, you had a very, very, bad dentist.
#14 - tranminh (08/14/2014) [-]
the drugs are good
#7 - i heard it was because your oxygen levels get low as you drift…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Hypnic Jerk 0
User avatar #11 - geothermal (08/14/2014) [-]
I think it could be a whole bunch of things.
#25 - good, i'm glad he finally got around to it. that's what i vote… 08/14/2014 on thanks obama +21
#12 - SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SH…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on The Future is Bright +3
User avatar #21 - romdomcom (08/12/2014) [-]
It really bugs me that you're just one "SHOTS" short
#571 - after i was born, my dad got a botched, second-hand vasectomy … 08/11/2014 on what memory from your... +1
#46 - please tell me she shot herself in the foot... 08/10/2014 on girls in bikinis +1
#95 - i brought my old motorola to the verizon store because the bat… 08/10/2014 on Meet Mike. +3
#560 - being able to build structurally sound things 08/09/2014 on What skill is worth the... 0
#15 - oh sweet christ with each additional laugh i descend to the ne… 08/09/2014 on Short For Abortion +3
#5 - and a one, and a two, and a three, and a *boop* 08/08/2014 on My favourite GIF of all time. +2
#439 - ARUBA, JAMAICA, GIRL I WANNA TAKE YA DOWN TO *blamblamblam* 08/08/2014 on Insanity 0
#2 - i used to be fat, then i did squats in front of the tv for 16 …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on Admit, it would be easy... +1
User avatar #3 - thingexplain (08/07/2014) [-]
In sims 2, dancing to classical music on the radio got me from no points in body to all the points in body in three in game hours.
#16 - Picture 08/07/2014 on (untitled) +12
#22 - Comment deleted 08/07/2014 on I am going to get so fat 0
#5 - seriously, i need one everywhere in my life. 08/06/2014 on molten metal poured over wood +91
#6 - well maybe he already has those dragon bones in his collection… 08/06/2014 on (untitled) -1
#7 - i have an uncle who's a police officer in colorado and he told…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2014 on Smoke weed everyday +11
User avatar #11 - demandsgayversion (08/06/2014) [-]
Following protocol = taking advantage
#10 - anonymous (08/06/2014) [-]
I'd be surprised if it's very frequent for cops to do that. I mean, it's totally speculation, as I live in Oregon and have never been there, but even here (medical marijuana) state cops aren't in a hurry to enforce federal law. The fact that the federal government still hasn't changed its stance on the legalization is starting to grind with states that are trying to change their stance on it. I mean, the Feds have done a little, like passing a congregational bill that basically says they won't raid medical marijuana establishments (as much), but it's just political sidestepping that doesn't help anything.
#9 - hudge (08/06/2014) [-]
Yep.

You're pretty much not allowed to have it anywhere in public or in a vehicle at all, though.
#11 - BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2014 on This .gif was on my work pc +7
User avatar #16 - tdogmeds (08/06/2014) [-]
Mushroom.
Mushroom.
#26 - ciacheczko has deleted their comment.
#20 - adu (08/06/2014) [-]
#7 - but... but why would a russian fisherman have justin bieber as…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on Bearby Bearby BearbY +4
#14 - anonymous (08/06/2014) [-]
Because he missed out on the internet circlejerk?
#20 - i live in DC. whenever i'm bored i sit on the steps of the cap…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2014 on Oh, the villainy +5
User avatar #31 - psykojet (08/06/2014) [-]
I was in DC a few weeks back. Threw a quarter a congressman and said "It's not tax money, you still want it?" I bet I am on more than one lists now.
#23 - anonymous (08/06/2014) [-]
Good job committing assault you fucking piece of shit
#21 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (08/06/2014) [-]
make a video of it next time
#3 - a little late for this pic, isn't it?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on I'd bite her if you know... +1
User avatar #6 - satanisrealgod (08/05/2014) [-]
It just got uploaded to 9gag, or tumblr, or 4chan, or reddit.
#28 - try it with root beer. it tastes incredible. it's gotta be fla…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2014 on I made a terrible mistake +1
User avatar #36 - devorezz (08/05/2014) [-]
Also surprisingly good with orange crush, like an orange creamsicle.
User avatar #31 - Zyaph (08/05/2014) [-]
so basically a root beer float. with melted ice cream.
#9 - "it pisses me off, my family keeps getting murdered."… 08/05/2014 on The Sims +45
#74 - wait.... so you're telling me danny trejo DIDN'T actually put …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +20
User avatar #199 - schnitzelwagen (08/05/2014) [-]
I know, right? I feel sorry for is stunt double, tho. They say he lost his mind after that scene.
#174 - why the **** would anyone need to be fluent in latin?? … 08/04/2014 on El feggeto 0

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User avatar #13 - pleuradispensor ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
is there ever going to be another installment of "weird **** my rommate does?"
User avatar #15 to #13 - chuffberry (03/19/2015) [-]
i didn't know if i should make another one or not. i've been on spring break, so i can post a new one in a few days.
#16 to #15 - pleuradispensor ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
I very much enjoyed the first ones
I very much enjoyed the first ones
User avatar #14 to #13 - pleuradispensor ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
**pleuradispensor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**pleuradispensor rolls Cannot predict now**
User avatar #10 - orgrok (03/03/2015) [-]
Is your roommate actually Jewish? If she just claims she is without being born jewish, or properly converted, shes still goy. - A jew
User avatar #11 to #10 - chuffberry (03/03/2015) [-]
i'm not entirely sure. i think she is jewish, because she refers to non-jews who date jews as "goy toys".
User avatar #12 to #11 - orgrok (03/03/2015) [-]
Not gonna lie, that does seem like something a jew would say lol.
#9 - oriphiel (03/02/2015) [-]
kelly sounds absolutely awful, you should post a picture of her so we know if she fits the stereotype feminazi image
User avatar #8 - arena (03/01/2015) [-]
Kelly doesn't sound to nice. How long have you been living with her.
User avatar #3 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
Howdy
User avatar #2 - Spavaloo (09/22/2012) [-]
I find your idiocy regarding Ancient Greek creation myths to be personally offensive.
User avatar #1 - thatnerdyguy (07/20/2012) [-]
No comment virginity will be left untaken.
User avatar #4 to #1 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Look back at this comment and look at the date. How much has things changed?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Well, I still enjoy getting the first comment on a page, simply for the sake of having it. I've changed in a lot of ways, but that is not one of them.
User avatar #6 to #5 - rainbowkindness (02/20/2014) [-]
Ah, was not meaning to seem to have that intent. Just sometimes it's nice to look back on old stuff. I know when I do I can usually remember somewhat what happened that day and I can compare to my average day now.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thatnerdyguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I gotcha. It's pretty weird looking back on some old comments.
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