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User avatar #231 - jjbeest **User deleted account** (12/27/2012) [-]
why the cancerous username?
User avatar #232 to #231 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (12/28/2012) [-]
Yes, sorry about that. I made the account years ago, when neither of these were cancer and both were reasonably enjoyable jokes. I didn't know they'd become cancer, and unfortunately, I like my account to much to abandon it, and I cannot change the name now.
User avatar #392 to #232 - andnowducks ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
And it was before he supported SOPA am I right?
User avatar #393 to #392 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (05/04/2013) [-]
I didn't even know he supported SOPA. That's incredibly stupid. But yes, this was long before SOPA was even a thing.
User avatar #37 - waffies (10/12/2012) [-]
ello ello! FJ chat disagrees with me as i flick through content. How're you today m'dear?
User avatar #382 to #381 - waffies (03/05/2013) [-]
Well hi there! How've you been?
User avatar #383 to #382 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (03/05/2013) [-]
I've been okay! Though I don't really have an immune system or a sleep schedule anymore.

How've you been?
User avatar #384 to #383 - waffies (03/05/2013) [-]
also lacking a sleep schedule! Enjoying rewatching my favorite show
User avatar #385 to #384 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (03/05/2013) [-]
Haha, what's your reasoning for it?
And which show?
User avatar #386 to #385 - waffies (03/05/2013) [-]
just too much time skyping with a friend with a bad sleep schedule, and it's Stargate SG1
User avatar #387 to #386 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (03/05/2013) [-]
Ahhh, both perfectly fair reasons. You have skype?
User avatar #388 to #387 - waffies (03/05/2013) [-]
Yup, on it almost every day for extended periods of time ^^; you?
User avatar #389 to #388 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (03/05/2013) [-]
Yes indeed!
What's your skype name, if you don't mind me adding you?
User avatar #390 to #389 - waffies (03/05/2013) [-]
Nickhook1, picture has me holding a phone up to my ear
User avatar #391 to #390 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (03/05/2013) [-]
Found and added!
User avatar #69 to #37 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (10/17/2012) [-]
Ello my friend! How are you this fine evening?
User avatar #70 to #69 - waffies (10/17/2012) [-]
doing alright, lying on my friends floor, she just went to be sick apparently, so im a tad concerned
User avatar #71 to #70 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (10/17/2012) [-]
Oh dear :( is she okay?
User avatar #72 to #71 - waffies (10/17/2012) [-]
horrifically severe cramps apparently
User avatar #73 to #72 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (10/17/2012) [-]
Oh no D: Well I hope she feels better!
User avatar #74 to #73 - waffies (10/17/2012) [-]
she's doing better already, and thanks. how're you doing m'dear?
User avatar #75 to #74 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (10/17/2012) [-]
Well that's good :)

I'm doing okay, had a reasonably productive day today, which is always good!
User avatar #58 to #37 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (10/13/2012) [-]
I'll just reply to your last comment here, as it reached purple line capacity. And yep! I was just chillin half internetting, half asleep, and my fire bell went off. Apparently a cooking fire from another unit spread around. So I had to collect things I considered important, and run downstairs and outside (where it is COLD). So I'm nice and awake now, and my whole place smells of smoke.
User avatar #59 to #58 - waffies (10/13/2012) [-]
wonderful! everything got handled before fire could spread then?
User avatar #60 to #59 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (10/13/2012) [-]
Yes indeed! Nothing in my place was damaged, and I'm pretty sure the rest of the units are okay, too. I just hope that person doesn't ever try to cook at 3am again
User avatar #61 to #60 - waffies (10/13/2012) [-]
so this is an apartment building? and did they handle it themselves or did they need firemen to show?
User avatar #62 to #61 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (10/13/2012) [-]
Yes indeed! And the firemen showed up and took about 45 minutes doing whatever they did to get all the smoke out of our hallways and all the fire out of where fire shouldn't be
User avatar #63 to #62 - waffies (10/13/2012) [-]
gotta love them for doing their job right though!
User avatar #64 to #63 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (10/13/2012) [-]
Oh absolutely! I'm certainly not complaining, I'm glad they were thorough. The smoke was all through the first 5 floors, so it was apparently reasonably bad.
User avatar #65 to #64 - waffies (10/13/2012) [-]
wow that spread a lot.... any idea whose place it was or do you not know many of the tenants?
User avatar #66 to #65 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (10/13/2012) [-]
I know a lot of the tenants, but I have no idea whose place it was
User avatar #67 to #66 - waffies (10/13/2012) [-]
well, i hope everyone's okay! im off to bed at this point, i'm pushing it already. I wish you sweet (and safe) dreams!
User avatar #68 to #67 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (10/13/2012) [-]
Alrighty, I should probably do the same! I wish you sweet dreams as well :)
User avatar #38 to #37 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (10/12/2012) [-]
Ah yes, makes sense. I'm very well :) how are you?
User avatar #39 to #38 - waffies (10/12/2012) [-]
Im okay! confused on a few counts, having good times on FJ and Minecraft and such while my best friend and dad are each away
User avatar #40 to #39 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (10/12/2012) [-]
Why the confusion?

And yes, FJ and Minecraft both work well to entertain and pass time in times like that
User avatar #41 to #40 - waffies (10/12/2012) [-]
Are you a minecraft player or do you just understand how it can be used to pass time? And for an exact quote on my confusion, check my status
User avatar #42 to #41 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (10/12/2012) [-]
I'm a minecraft player, but currently without an account because I'm broke, so I use a friend's account.

And good lord, just... no. That's a bit, erm, forward of her.
User avatar #43 to #42 - waffies (10/12/2012) [-]
Minecraft doesnt require constant payments, are you saying you can't afford the game in it's entirety?

And yeah, tell me about it. Sucks cause i'm a virgin, i hate the scumbag she lost hers to, and i don't know if i ever got over her!
User avatar #44 to #43 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (10/12/2012) [-]
I'm saying I can't afford a small McDonald's french fries.

And geez, she seems... interesting. Why did you two break up?
User avatar #45 to #44 - waffies (10/12/2012) [-]
Sucks about the fries. Your friend doesnt mind the account-usage though?

And honestly, she was fantastic before we broke up. Honestly i was head over heels for her, and her for me. But she was worried that she'd fallen in love with me at too young of an age, and she was terrified in case things didn't work out that she'd never be able to love anyone else (which is a legitimate fear, my best friend has that problem with her first love) so she broke up with me, became depressed soon after, tried drugs, became a drink/drug/partier to stave off depression, and then wound up with a guy whose guts i didn't think i could detest more. All in all: i'm still in love with who she /used/ to be, but i sure as shit don't know how i feel about her now.
User avatar #46 to #45 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (10/12/2012) [-]
Meh, I'm sure begging for a job will eventually pay off. 73 resumes and counting. My friend doesn't mind, I let him use my games too.

And interesting. That's quite a difficult situation to be in. I've been in very similar situations, and speaking from my experience, it rarely works to get together with who someone is when you're in love with who they used to be. It ends up just making things a billion times worse and more confusing.
User avatar #47 to #46 - waffies (10/12/2012) [-]
what like 73 applications???

I don't even know yet why she decided to mention it, finding that out tomorrow. Should be interesting.
User avatar #48 to #47 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (10/12/2012) [-]
So far, yep! After tomorrow it will be 80.

And interesting, I hope she doesn't put too much pressure on you to get back together or anything. What do you think you'll do if she asks?
User avatar #49 to #48 - waffies (10/12/2012) [-]
Wow. Where do you live that jobs are that hard by? and you're not leaving anything out? nothing is too low per-se?

I can't imagine her doing so, because honestly that statement may have been full of regret, but i've no clue what she really thinks of me now, we only just recent got in touch again. I suppose i'd try to talk to her about things a LOT first... I need to find out what she's like now i guess!
User avatar #50 to #49 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (10/12/2012) [-]
Suburbs of Ontario :\ every place I go to gets at least 200 resumes. It's nothing wrong with my resume, it's just supply/demand. My friend had to hand out 185 before getting a job.

Oh okay, well that makes sense then. I've generally learned my lesson about getting back together with exs. As my cousin told me ,"ex ex = drama drama".
User avatar #51 to #50 - waffies (10/12/2012) [-]
Ah, well im in a smaller town, next to a small city, so smaller=more demand and less supply in comparison at least.

true enough, i've had enough trouble with my other ex... anyways, time for bed! I'll talk to you later m'dear.
User avatar #52 to #51 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (10/12/2012) [-]
My town (and the surrounding ones) has few stores and many people job hunting, so it's not easy.

And lovely :\ Okk, let me know how tomorrow goes. G'night! :)
User avatar #53 to #52 - waffies (10/12/2012) [-]
gnight m'dear, sweet dreams
User avatar #54 to #53 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (10/13/2012) [-]
So, my friend, how did it go?
User avatar #55 to #54 - waffies (10/13/2012) [-]
Purely friendship! Her douchebag went and got back with his old bitch queen, and she realized she'd made horrible mistakes. We hung out, got coffee, caught up, i dropped her off at home, no worries. We will hang out again in the future. I am so glad she didn't turn into a horrendous bitch in her party times
User avatar #56 to #55 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (10/13/2012) [-]
That's great! I'm so glad everything worked out for you! :)

Sorry I took a while to respond, my building caught on fire
User avatar #57 to #56 - waffies (10/13/2012) [-]
whoaaa! Don't apologize woman! info please!!! ys im happy for me yadda yadda so on, but what???
#24 - waffies (07/25/2012) [-]
Well let's start a new strain of comments shall we? you can always clear them off if you feel they get too cluttered.

Lake Tahoe is wonderful. A few Olympic Class ski resorts, so if you were in the mood for snow fun, we have that too, but the beaches are amazing as well.

Teachers need to get in the groove man! And so long as you have the drive for it, you will find the opportunities at some point. Just keep it up ^w^

I'm gonna have to look at the rollercoasters then. Compare em to ones in the U.S. That i've been to.
User avatar #28 to #24 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/28/2012) [-]
Hello, I'm just going to start a conversation here! What's new?
User avatar #29 to #28 - waffies (07/28/2012) [-]
watching the olympics opening ceremony!
User avatar #30 to #29 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/28/2012) [-]
I didn't get to watch that :(
User avatar #31 to #30 - waffies (07/28/2012) [-]
sorry broski. somewhere online though im sure!
User avatar #32 to #31 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/28/2012) [-]
I shall look! Was it awesome?
User avatar #33 to #32 - waffies (07/28/2012) [-]
Yup! not done yet on my local TV, but everything up to this point was awesome and British!
User avatar #34 to #33 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/28/2012) [-]
Nice! Isn't "Awesome and British" redundant? ;P
User avatar #35 to #34 - waffies (07/28/2012) [-]
Oh it was brilliant. two thumbs up from me.
User avatar #36 to #35 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/28/2012) [-]
T'is good! I shall watch it when I can! So what's new?
User avatar #25 to #24 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/25/2012) [-]
I shall most definitely add that to my list then! You're so lucky to live there!

I've been trying for a long time and gotten some good opportunities in choir and such :) I'll find a way to make it at least small-time

Wonderland doesn't compare to US roller coasters (especially Universal Studios) but it's good for Canada
#26 to #25 - waffies (07/25/2012) [-]
So long as you stay motivated you can make it anywhere you'd like :D

Universal studios isn't all that fabulous in my opinion... cinematic, but not that breathtaking. Disneyland, California Adventure, or Cedar Point any day...
User avatar #27 to #26 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/25/2012) [-]
I LOVE Disney World. It's actually kind of sad how much of a Disney fan I am, I go to Disney world every year on my birthday
#1 - waffies (07/23/2012) [-]
Sup broski! How's things? Looks like your Profile comment virginity was just taken by a Hooker!
User avatar #2 to #1 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/23/2012) [-]
Siski (is that a word?), actually! And hey broski, things be good, how's things with you? And that's the third time you've made me laugh in 5 minutes (the "Fuck you I'm a pancake" made me laugh so hard I couldn't read the comment until I stopped laughing)
#3 to #2 - waffies (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh i'm on a roll! Well hello m'dear! Broski is my default word honestly so i'll use it how i wish, and to be fair "ChucknorrisTheGame" doesn't scream femininity :D

Glad to make you laugh, how's life treating you my new friend?

User avatar #4 to #3 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/23/2012) [-]
That is very true! Though it does scream "you lost the game!"

And life just bought me a piano, so life's treating me fantastically, how's life treating you?
#5 to #4 - waffies (07/23/2012) [-]
Basically talking to all of my younger female friends who have their little relationship and sex problems when i'm one year outta high school and a virgin. That sums up my life xD everyone comes to me to chat, and everyone is either depressed, loves my company, or has issues with their sophomore sweethearts. My life is FJ and videogames aside from that.
User avatar #6 to #5 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/23/2012) [-]
Ffs, you just described my entire life. To a T. Except add music (classical piano and voice) and theatre. Otherwise exact.
User avatar #7 to #6 - waffies (07/23/2012) [-]
You have little girlies who come to you too? interesting! How old are you? And how long have you taken the music lessons?

(also noting that you may include FJ as part of your life, and then you look at my comment ranking TT_TT)
User avatar #8 to #7 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh yes, all the time! I don't know why they expect me to be good at it, but I try. I'm 18, turning 19 in a month. I've been doing classical piano for 14 years and singing for 6 years.

(And now I feel highly inferior!)
User avatar #9 to #8 - waffies (07/23/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you just have common sense, which is quite the superpower indeed ^^ and people with less sense flock to those with sense.

I don't even know what i do that's so funny honestly. I feel like nobody on FJ probably recognizes my name.

I feel inferior to your musical skill. Did guitar for two years, lost the groove.
User avatar #10 to #9 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/23/2012) [-]
I would like to believe I have common sense (which doesn't seem to be very common)

You wear nametags that say hooker and post pancake faces, that's what makes you funny! I don't think anyone recognizes a commenter's name, it's all content people that get recognized.

I did guitar for two years too, didn't like it all that much and decided to focus on piano, which I now teach

#12 to #10 - waffies (07/23/2012) [-]
I'm off for a shower to shed the sweat of todays heat (hottest day in my town for a while) and i would just like to say that it was wonderful to meet you, and i'd be happy to chat anytime you'd like m'dear, you are a charming individual and a worthy friend of the net ^^
#11 to #10 - waffies (07/23/2012) [-]
20 points for being a teacher! very cool!

And i know commenter names get recognized, hell there's reaction images made after Ragingglorious faggot! (#1).

And thanks, that makes me warmer and fuzzier than most thumbs to get a compliment from you ^^
User avatar #13 to #11 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/23/2012) [-]
Haha, thank you, I'm only a private teacher atm, but in a few months I'll have my grade 9 RCM then I can be hired in a school and I'll be set for a career!

I honestly never even look at names unless they are impersonating delicious foods, but I shall forever recognize the waffle imposter.

And I'm glad! It is a compliment doubling as a very true fact!

And okk, I shall talk to you later internet pancake friend!
User avatar #14 to #13 - waffies (07/25/2012) [-]
Going to reply to you here as my constant motion through all of the content screws with the little chat system. Hi! how're you?
User avatar #15 to #14 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/25/2012) [-]
Yes, it isn't very well designed that way. I am very good! How are you?
User avatar #16 to #15 - waffies (07/25/2012) [-]
an hour later i reply: I'm well, just had a short friend visit, two of them were so tired they had to go home though. Life is swell i suppose. Anyhting neat going on on your end?
User avatar #17 to #16 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/25/2012) [-]
A short friend? Like small? And yes! Recently took up dance and it's awesome, and finally getting a bed in my room after sleeping on my floor for a month and a half, and sunburnt to a crisp! How about your end?
User avatar #18 to #17 - waffies (07/25/2012) [-]
a breif* friend visit. 3 friends stopped by for some chow and to watch a bit of TV. I've been up to very little. Video games and FJ as usual. Fallout and Minecraft.... Just spent three hours raking up pine needles though. There's that i guess xD now im tired and sweaty, but it was a good day.

Dancing, singing, and piano. Triple threat? gonna take on American Idol or some equivalent? :3

Why have you been on the floor for so long?

What did you do to get yourself so toasty?
User avatar #19 to #18 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/25/2012) [-]
Haha you have nothing on my Minecraft castle! And why were you picking up pine needles?

Dancing, singing, piano, and studying acting in university. I wanna take on Broadway!

I've been painting and re-doing my room, which meant the bed went out first, and I finally bought a new one yesterday.

I was at an amusement park all day, and I'm pasty Irish-Canadian white, so sunscreen is futile



#20 to #19 - waffies (07/25/2012) [-]
I make very strange super-structures on minecraft. Current pride of my collection is a 50 block tall structure built on 4 pylons, two have water running through them, the other have lava, with a spiral railcart coaster to take me straight to the top, with preposterous interior decorating at the top.

pine needles are due to the area i live in. Massive fire hazards every year and it helps to clean up the ground cover.
<-- Area I live in. A tree ever 7 feet at least.

Any thoughts on plays you'd like to do on broadway? or dreams of one in particular?

Coolness on the room, i re-did mine two years ago and have yet to tire of it. Proud of the result?

Which amusement park? and i'm probably the same level of white, but i still sunscreen just in case it helps an itty bitty bit
User avatar #23 to #20 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/25/2012) [-]
It won't let me reply to your below comment, so I'll reply here!

Semi-jealous of the castle. Screenshot of the outside maybe the next time you're playing?

Nice! I've been looking for places as nice as that to visit, I'll add it to my list!

Sadly, not in high school. My drama teacher was kind of 'anti-play' as it involved him doing work (and exact quote). In university I built the sets and such this year. I've been in choirs and solo performances mostly, it's hard to find things to work on when my school won't let me :\

The dinosaur attraction isn't half bad XD though the rest of the park is a lot cooler, it keeps one-upping itself every year for badass roller coasters
User avatar #21 to #20 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/25/2012) [-]
Nice! I built a castle as tall as it would let me, with a glass top floor. And dug into the ground to make it bigger. Then I swirled a water slide around the entire thing.

WOW that place is gorgeous!

Oh wow, I've seen so many shows, I have a ton of dream roles. Key ones being: Evita (Evita), Joanne (RENT), Nina or Carla (In The Heights), Belle (Beauty and the Beast), and Elphaba (Wicked)

I was over-due on re-doing mine, and the result is awesome!

You probably won't have heard of it, Wonderland :P I applied sunscreen four times, I"m just that white
User avatar #22 to #21 - waffies (07/25/2012) [-]
Semi-jealous of the castle. Screenshot of the outside maybe the next time you're playing?

Lake Tahoe, Nevada. 19 years i've been here, and i love it.

Dreaming big! What have you done before, like school plays and such?

I actually have heard of Wonderland, though i know nothing about it! Though from their front page i see they now have a dinosaur attraction, and im jealous as all hell
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