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Gender: male
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Video Games Played: I play with myself
PSN: chubbisavior
Interests: Furious masturbation, shame
Date Signed Up:12/24/2012
Last Login:10/28/2014
Location:Your Mother
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#60 - >Imply that the only difference between them is that you fi… 10/21/2014 on vote +3
#57 - I wondered how those Tory inbreds make it  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2014 on vote +6
#59 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/21/2014) [-]
they may be inbred but they can afford bread, unlike you filthy communists over in team labour, you have the same policies as conservatives but an uglier head of party
#60 - chubbisavior (10/21/2014) [-]
>Imply that the only difference between them is that you find David Cameron hotter then this slice of fine arse
#51 - I like being tall because even in my lowest times I still have…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Dan! 2 +10
User avatar #101 - autbelli (10/21/2014) [-]
Wait till the day your lowest times consist of having your legs severed at the calves. Then you'll have nothing. Only stumps. I guess you'll have that going for you. Damn, now I want stumps.
#109 - chubbisavior (10/21/2014) [-]
I'd attach these motherfuckers to them
User avatar #114 - fukkendragonite (10/21/2014) [-]
Yeah but then you'll shoot your girlfriend dead. That's how that works, right?
#115 - chubbisavior (10/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #110 - autbelli (10/21/2014) [-]
Well I guess you really are set. You have your height going for you and the day you lose that you get cyborg legs.
User avatar #111 - chubbisavior (10/21/2014) [-]
I'm tempted to cut to the chase, I'd be fly as fuck with my springing robot legs
#82 - youlikeme (10/21/2014) [-]
that's not tall, that's average.
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#11 - You're talking about the bitch right? 10/17/2014 on 10/10 would ride into battle 0
#17 - *roll image* Technically he's not actually in this world 10/17/2014 on 2nd most interesting man in... -1
#24 - I know something hard she can get hold of  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2014 on Voice Of Mulan +2
User avatar #49 - Izen (10/16/2014) [-]
#17 - Its basically a circlejerk when it comes to the topic SJWs or … 10/15/2014 on I'm new here (not from 4chan) +1
#177 - I love how defensive Americans are getting inb4 red …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on American arrogance -3
#289 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/15/2014) [-]
Burgerland is Germany you ignorant slut. Germany may also be Wienerland.
As Pizzaland is Italy.

#50 - You must be fun at parties  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on What if +4
#66 - theimmortalbeaver (10/13/2014) [-]
Joke's on you. I don't have any friends to have parties with.
#82 - >Say Americans can't take a joke >American proceeds …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on douchedick -2
User avatar #85 - meganinja (10/13/2014) [-]
Because it's not a joke, is what I was saying
#37 - Clearly 'muricans can't take a joke  [+] (17 new replies) 10/13/2014 on douchedick -11
User avatar #40 - meganinja (10/13/2014) [-]
American stereotypes: Rude, ignorant, obese, overly patriotic, childkilling warmongers who care about nothing other than profit.

Yes, I love being told day in and day out about how terrible my country is and how I should feel bad for living in the United States. Every day I get on FJ and see more shit about how my country is dying. At least a dozen posts on how we don't have free healthcare. Another 10 on how our education is shit, another dozen on how my I.Q. is lower than average because I live in the US, some more about me being morbidly obese, and then a few about how I drone strike children. I am then told how America is worse than the majority of countries, including Mexico somehow, and then compared to Canada that the US is apparently a third world country.

Yes. My favorite joke. Getting told I'm scum on a daily basis. Ha ha ha, how stupid of me. How could I forget that I am a stupid fat sack of shit. Thank you all for reminding me, with my inferior 'murican brain I would have forgotten if I went 10 posts without seeing a reminder. I appreciate you guys trying to keep me in reality.

Oh wait, that's right, I forgot. These posts are simply made by butthurt Europeans who can't stand the idea of a country not of their own continent being more relevant than their little country. No, if it's a joke I want all I have to do is look for a map and find a little continent with the name 'Europe'.

Making fun of other people to make up for your own insecurities isn't joking, it's called being an asshat, but I am loving the irony here that apparently only Americans are capable of being asshats.
User avatar #89 - iamkagji (10/13/2014) [-]
Well to be fair our education system IS shit
#82 - chubbisavior (10/13/2014) [-]
>Say Americans can't take a joke
>American proceeds to make a lengthy post about how offended he is

I stand by my point
User avatar #85 - meganinja (10/13/2014) [-]
Because it's not a joke, is what I was saying
#73 - twondai (10/13/2014) [-]
#71 - glenncocoo (10/13/2014) [-]
ey man i can get that hearing a lot of "americans are mean ect" jokes can make you upset and think that everyone else (us europeans) really think that of you. And I suppose when it comes to most things, especially on the internet, we often get to hear how shit we are and mean jokes about us whatever we are, depending on the website "all women are shit and inferior, niggers do anything fo chicken n watermelon, americans are fat n stupiid, spanish speakers are all bronze 5".
We need moe reminders of the good stereotypes and like, how it really is. So as a European let me tell you that even if I think the way politics work in the US and alot of goverment ways are fucked up, I think pretty much all the politicians where I live also need to retire, wake up, change careers. But the impression I get of the people is actually that they are way nicer than here. Like way more social, talking to strangers is a norm and are really kind. The few American inlaws we have are the nicest/kindest/sweet people I know, and thats the impression i get of most americans.
#67 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/13/2014) [-]
Cry more
User avatar #81 - meganinja (10/13/2014) [-]
"Oh no, this guy made valid points that I don't have the intelligence to refute? How do I get him to stop?"

"Just tell him to 'cry more.' That way if he responds it appears as though he is highly upset, and if he doesn't than he ran out of things to say."

"Ah, perfect. How did I never think of that before?"
User avatar #90 - kafudamapla (10/13/2014) [-]
Such a bitchboy
#66 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/13/2014) [-]
fuckin septic tanks

enjoy your chinese rule
User avatar #62 - kafudamapla (10/13/2014) [-]
If your comment was about ANY other race/religion/etc you'd be called a butthurt little bitch and thumbed into oblivion. Everyone ribs on everyone, get over it you whiny bitchboy
User avatar #68 - meganinja (10/13/2014) [-]
Sure, French people surrender, Irish are drunks, Italians are lazy, Germans have no humor, Brits are all chavs, etc... Everybody really only has one big negative stereotype, which is brought up occasionally. A stereotype is different than being told day after day that your country is the worst country on the planet. I don't even care if you do think that, I'm just tired of seeing propaganda. If America really was that bad, you wouldn't see anybody saying otherwise. The more you bitch, the more I laugh, because I know you have to go out of your way to bring the US down because of your own insecurities. I don't care if you call me fat, I know I'm not fat. I don't care if you call me stupid, because i'm not. The only reason I care to comment is because it's annoying only seeing stuff bashing on America when I'd rather see jokes.
User avatar #87 - incognitoad (10/13/2014) [-]
The way I see it, the reason most people pick on the American stereotypes (on here at least) is because;
1. A lot of people like laughing at America (probably because it's and easy, big subject for jokes (there's a lot to make jokes about).) so it's easier to gain comedy recognition.
And 2. because a lot of American users will either, take offence and start spewing why America is the best country in the world for everything, or, start trying to shout down the person or people that said and enjoyed to joke, so it's easy to get a reaction.
America is an easy target for jokes so they not going to stop because the audience for them is too big.
#58 - schwerdaddy (10/13/2014) [-]
Right on, man.
#53 - popnotes (10/13/2014) [-]
Thanks, meg.

Thanks for having the stones to say what nobody wants you to say.

Of course, we both expect massive backlash for that, but regardless, you did the right thing.
#49 - failtolawl (10/13/2014) [-]
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/13/2014) [-]
Then us fat, lazy, dumb Americans are expected to come running when other nations have trouble. Ebola in West Africa? If we don't want a world wide outbreak the CDC and the US military are going to have to fix it. Tsunami? Send the US Navy. Earthquake in Hati? Navy + plus text 12345 to donate $10 for relief aid and Americans individually donate more money than all other GOVERNMENTS combined. Every damn time the world is in crisis it is just expected that the US will fix everything. It's easy to be a smug socialist European when the American tax payer has paid for European stability and security for 60+ years. Russian jets flying into Finland's airspace? Guess which nation is the only nation responsible for preventing, and capable of repelling, a Russian invasion of Europe. Can we hear some more jokes form the blame America crowd please?!
#36 - I have a sneaking suspicion that this was made by an american  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2014 on WWII Pacific Theater in a... +26
User avatar #95 - Zaxplab (09/25/2014) [-]
Who else is going to make it? The japanese lie about it and all other countries try to act like successfully beating japan was no biggie.
User avatar #90 - guitarassassin (09/25/2014) [-]
I thought OP was Polish. With, you know, Polandball and all.
#37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/25/2014) [-]
Or a very strange Canadian.
#404 - Victim 09/25/2014 on Rename anonymous 9/25/2014 +1
#146 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2014 on feminists have taken over fj +4
#147 - fizzah (09/17/2014) [-]
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#329 - fizzah (09/18/2014) [-]
#11 - Picture 09/13/2014 on Googled greatest Gif In the... +3
#58 - Pls 09/13/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 11 -1
#3 - Is that ******* Trott? 09/07/2014 on Background -1
#9 - Whenever I see this posted I always worry that someone could h… 09/06/2014 on Giant Spider In Poland +13
#22 - Missed the tea What an arsehole  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on Superheroes taking selfies +10
User avatar #49 - antey (09/03/2014) [-]
you ve just been raped by flash
#21 - The face of a man who can rape people without hem noticing  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Superheroes taking selfies +161
#22 - chubbisavior (09/03/2014) [-]
Missed the tea

What an arsehole
User avatar #49 - antey (09/03/2014) [-]
you ve just been raped by flash
#56 - You can't deny 08/31/2014 on the eyebrow says it all +3
#254 - Picture 08/31/2014 on justgirlythings +9
#16 - Radda radda radda, radda radda, radda! 08/29/2014 on This guy 0
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#14 - I'm starting to think that he must just be a troll at this poi…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on This guy 0
#17 - kanedam (08/29/2014) [-]
i wouldnt say he's a troll to be honest. i just dont think he is...

i think he's got some controversial opinions, some of which i share, and some that i dont. just because it's not political correct doesnt mean that its wrong. i go after science... and a lot of things backed up by statistics, history, experience and so on simply arent political correct.
but to each their own.

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#19 - buymemilk (06/20/2014) [-]
Any idea on a time tomorrow?
Any idea on a time tomorrow?
#20 to #19 - chubbisavior (06/20/2014) [-]
No, sorry my mum fell asleep
No, sorry my mum fell asleep
#21 to #20 - buymemilk (06/20/2014) [-]
Fair enough, it's just that getting to yours may be awkward, but i'm sure we can sort it out tomoz, anyway you 2 cockwombles havin fun?
User avatar #22 to #21 - zakaizer (06/20/2014) [-]
Yo, bitch ***** , we gons be leevin' after the unluckiest ************ of an hour.

And yes, cockwomble 1 and cockwomble 2 have been having a blast
#23 to #22 - buymemilk (06/20/2014) [-]
Okay I digs yo unlucky hour, how much paper is i suppos' to brang? We catchin a flick or... I'm sorry can we talk normally my brain hurts
User avatar #24 to #23 - zakaizer (06/20/2014) [-]
We can watch a film, yeah, and just bring as much as ya can carry, ya wee bastard
#25 to #24 - buymemilk (06/20/2014) [-]
Alreet, am gannin wit all me loot like!
Alreet, am gannin wit all me loot like!
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#1 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
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Just so you know you're a phanact kid.
User avatar #4 to #1 - chubbisavior (07/28/2013) [-]
say wut?
#5 to #4 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
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Phanact is the word filter for fag got
But deleting comments is like super gay.
#6 to #5 - chubbisavior (07/28/2013) [-]
'Super gay' This isn't preschool
#7 to #6 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
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What kind of ****** up place do you live in where pre-schoolers talk like that.
#8 to #7 - chubbisavior (07/28/2013) [-]
England Mate
#9 to #8 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
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You're still a cunt anyways.
#3 to #2 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
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I keep forgetting about the word filter
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