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Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/brandon.ripley3
Consoles Owned: Super Nintendo, N64, Gameboy Color, PS2, Xbox 360, Gameboy Advance
Video Games Played: Mostly Pokemon.
Interests: Guitar, Awesome old shit, Binge eating
Date Signed Up:8/09/2011
Last Login:8/10/2014
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#136 - He technically is King, but calls himself Prince out of respec… 08/04/2013 on Prince of all Saiyans 0
#203 - It's luck if your intelligence is high, where you guess a pass… 07/30/2013 on Video Game Fact Comp 3 0
#25 - I did something similar on Pokemon Showdown. Serious… 07/28/2013 on 1v1 me +1
#35 - Did you just compare my Jigglypuff to Beiber? No. 07/28/2013 on Celebrities evolving as... +1
#457856 - Rufflet, Venonat, Victini, Zekrom, Hoppip and Sceptile. This w… 07/27/2013 on Pokemon 0
#457855 - **chthulhu rolls 254**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #457856 - chthulhu (07/27/2013) [-]
Rufflet, Venonat, Victini, Zekrom, Hoppip and Sceptile. This would have been badass ._.
#457854 - **chthulhu rolls 956** I might not be on at the time, bu…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #457855 - chthulhu (07/27/2013) [-]
**chthulhu rolls 254**
User avatar #457856 - chthulhu (07/27/2013) [-]
Rufflet, Venonat, Victini, Zekrom, Hoppip and Sceptile. This would have been badass ._.
#457140 - King's Rock Cinncino? If you came up with that, you're a genius.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #457146 - kyouko (07/26/2013) [-]
It's an old set. The first variant was a ParaFlinch Cinccino with KingsRock and Twave
User avatar #457142 - kirbythegay (07/26/2013) [-]
No i didn't come up with it
But i'll take the compliment
#457051 - Forgot about Ledian. That thing's just awful 07/26/2013 on Pokemon +1
#457048 - Venonat, Rufflet, Zekrom, Hoppip and Victini 07/26/2013 on Pokemon +2
#457044 - **chthulhu rolls 494**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on Pokemon +2
User avatar #457048 - chthulhu (07/26/2013) [-]
Venonat, Rufflet, Zekrom, Hoppip and Victini
#457043 - **chthulhu rolls 187,760** Didn't roll yesterday  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Pokemon +2
User avatar #457044 - chthulhu (07/26/2013) [-]
**chthulhu rolls 494**
User avatar #457048 - chthulhu (07/26/2013) [-]
Venonat, Rufflet, Zekrom, Hoppip and Victini
#457039 - 1: Jigglypuff/Jynx 2: Swinub/Skiploom 3: Sharpedo/Clay… 07/26/2013 on Pokemon +1
#202 - Yep 07/26/2013 on Well. Fuck. 0
#456679 - Picture 07/25/2013 on Pokemon -1
#456665 - Macargo. Not only is it almost always really late-game, but it… 07/25/2013 on Pokemon 0
#456650 - Knock knock Who's there? Super Super who? Supe…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Pokemon -1
User avatar #456675 - hatsune (07/25/2013) [-]
Batman
#456679 - chthulhu (07/25/2013) [-]
#18 - Fun fact: The character named "Machete" in Spy Kids …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Well. Fuck. +55
User avatar #248 - Schwarzenegger (08/23/2013) [-]
Sonofabitch.
User avatar #196 - pastortroy (07/25/2013) [-]
DOES THAT SAY THERE'S ANOTHER MACHETE COMING OUT THIS YEAR
User avatar #203 - drewhamster (07/26/2013) [-]
Yes and it looks even more badass then the first!
User avatar #202 - chthulhu (07/26/2013) [-]
[HD] Machete Kills Trailer [English Version]

Yep
#166 - crazykidwithaknife (07/25/2013) [-]
Machete bartended for Ron Burgundy?
User avatar #29 - xxhunterxx (07/25/2013) [-]
I kind of realized that when his name came up as Machete, I'm like "isn't he uncle Machete from spy kids" and now you confirmed my beliefs.

But how come Daryl Sabara or Sbaro or whatever isn't addressed as Juni? Unless he's not supposed to be that character.
#455935 - Venonat, Rufflet and Zekrom 07/25/2013 on Pokemon 0
#455934 - **chthulhu rolls 048**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #455935 - chthulhu (07/25/2013) [-]
Venonat, Rufflet and Zekrom
#455933 - The CAP pokemon, Tomohawk, needs to happen.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #455936 - itsallinthefunny (07/25/2013) [-]
Its the only CAP pokemon I actually like
#455886 - So you flagged one picture of an animated dick? 07/24/2013 on Pokemon 0
#4 - "Ghosts"  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Ghost mission +12
User avatar #9 - sirnigga (07/24/2013) [-]
oh fuuck wheeres my watermelon and chicken hide it before its to late
#6 - gcharto (07/24/2013) [-]
#455642 - That same deoxys moves at 1346.2021978 M/S. ****** cray 07/24/2013 on Pokemon 0
#455627 - Assuming that Pidgeot's speed stat is directly related to it's… 07/24/2013 on Pokemon +1

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User avatar #91 - optimogappi (01/10/2014) [-]
Dude. I want your username.
User avatar #88 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
Blarg. I'm still working on my team. Tweaks... fine tuning... getting a feel for everybody...
User avatar #89 to #88 - chthulhu (12/21/2013) [-]
Dude, same here. My team's honestly **** right now, with the exception of clawitzer and mega pinsir.
User avatar #90 to #89 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
I like my Mega Venusaur "Jumanji." I'm enjoying my new Dusknoir "Shinigami." I like Malamar "Mal'kheshar." I'm still debating other dudes. Calm Mind is nice on Carbink. I love Delphox. Sleep Talk on a Guts Flareon is pretty sweet. The new crit ratios make a Sniper Kingdra with Focus Energy and Draco Meteor really tempting. I've somewhat grown fond of how weird Kecleon looks (sporting Protean of course). Tyrantrum is an awesome dinosaur (I wish his Hidden Ability were available). Narrowing down my choices is tough. Narrowing them down to Pokemon I like can be even tougher.

On another note, Frozen is surprisingly good. I recommend going to see it.
User avatar #85 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
Do you do tentacle porn?
User avatar #86 to #85 - chthulhu (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, there was this one time in the 80's, when I was running low on cash. Rent on the bottom of the ocean is pretty high, art school wasn't going anywhere, and it's not like I had any other options available at the time. So yeah, there's tentacle poor featuring everyone's favourite elder god flying around the net somewhere.
User avatar #87 to #86 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
...Would you mind doing another shoot with me?
User avatar #76 - Vuumbleman (10/22/2013) [-]
Hey! You! Trade FCs?

3566 2692 2615
User avatar #77 to #76 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Sure thing man, 1075-2180-3147
User avatar #78 to #77 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'll add yours in a moment. I'm battling a friend at the moment. My team isn't entirely complete and my items aren't ideal, but we'll see how we do!
User avatar #79 to #78 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
It's all good man, my team right now is just a ******* of level 30 phanpys. I'd get my ass kicked if I tried anything.
User avatar #80 to #79 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm doing okay so far. I haven't lost anybody and she's lost two of hers.
User avatar #81 to #80 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Nice, kick some ass >
User avatar #82 to #81 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
******* christ

*>: D
User avatar #84 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
It was just her in-game team, so it was fun, but pretty easy.
User avatar #83 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
Four down! here's her Mega Charizard now.
User avatar #71 - Vuumbleman (09/02/2013) [-]
What's up?
#72 to #71 - chthulhu (09/05/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't see this 'til now. Just flipping out over ********** mega-blastoise. I mean, just look at this badass.
User avatar #73 to #72 - Vuumbleman (09/05/2013) [-]
I know! Since i'm grabbing Chespin, using the Torchic, and I used Charizard on my last Leafgreen run and I used Venusaur on my last White 2 run, I'm going to pick Squirtle to round out the bunch. MegaBlastoise and MegaCharizard look badass! I'm a little disappointed with MegaVenusaur. I think he could have looked cooler with roots around his sides and arms. Like, a ribcage of roots and other roots spiraling around his legs. Just to make him look more distinctive.
User avatar #74 to #73 - chthulhu (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, it feels like they just tossed a flower on his head. Like, I can see the other stuff, but it just doesn't stick out enough. But the other two more than make up for it.
User avatar #75 to #74 - Vuumbleman (09/06/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. I'm quite excited for it.
User avatar #68 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
So I'm thinking Mega Evolutions are mostly for pokemon that need the stat boosts and just new ability options for pokemon that are already powerful. Some of the recent demo footage of MegaMewtwo using non-STAB, neutral damage moves on his opponents did about as much as I would expect a regular Mewtwo to deal.
User avatar #69 to #68 - chthulhu (08/27/2013) [-]
I have a theory that's similar, but I'll describe it tomorrow. A little too drunk to put it into words. I agree with like 90% of what you're saying though.
User avatar #70 to #69 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
Cool, night!
User avatar #67 - supertanto (07/20/2013) [-]
tell me when you're ready to battle the second leader
User avatar #61 to #60 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Dude, yes
User avatar #62 to #61 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
This is a trainer. Its kind of sad the Furret didn't get to do much, but oh well. This is how its done. Utilize a pokemon's strengths to the maximum.
User avatar #63 to #62 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Exactly man. This guy knows his **** , and uses it to **** everyone over. I love it.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm subscribing. I bet we might could learn a thing or two.
User avatar #65 to #64 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Good idea, I think I'll steal it
User avatar #66 to #65 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
My siblings are coming along with their pokemon games. The youngest is on my Leafgreen Version. He's at Victory Road and has half-way been training all his pokemon. His older siblings are not quite so well off. They're making progress, but they're falling prey to Single Pokemon Syndrome.
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