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Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/brandon.ripley3
Consoles Owned: Super Nintendo, N64, Gameboy Color, PS2, Xbox 360, Gameboy Advance
Video Games Played: Mostly Pokemon.
Interests: Guitar, Awesome old shit, Binge eating
Date Signed Up:8/09/2011
Last Login:8/10/2014
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#268 - Johnny Be Good in my ass. Misspelled on purpose… 09/07/2013 on time to revive an old... 0
#80 - Except Steam lets you play your games without signing in to th…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2013 on In A Nutshell +3
User avatar #82 - syrenthra (09/07/2013) [-]
which could have changed, I realize those ones were shit but what I had thought was something like after 24 hours:
digitally downloaded ones you can keep playing, if it was sent to a friend, it is closed from them until reconnection
ones from a disc you needed the disc to play, not just the download on the console
#74 - Yeah, it feels like they just tossed a flower on his head. Lik…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2013 on chthulhu's profile 0
User avatar #75 - Vuumbleman (09/06/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. I'm quite excited for it.
#72 - Sorry, didn't see this 'til now. Just flipping out over …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2013 on chthulhu's profile 0
User avatar #73 - Vuumbleman (09/05/2013) [-]
I know! Since i'm grabbing Chespin, using the Torchic, and I used Charizard on my last Leafgreen run and I used Venusaur on my last White 2 run, I'm going to pick Squirtle to round out the bunch. MegaBlastoise and MegaCharizard look badass! I'm a little disappointed with MegaVenusaur. I think he could have looked cooler with roots around his sides and arms. Like, a ribcage of roots and other roots spiraling around his legs. Just to make him look more distinctive.
User avatar #74 - chthulhu (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, it feels like they just tossed a flower on his head. Like, I can see the other stuff, but it just doesn't stick out enough. But the other two more than make up for it.
User avatar #75 - Vuumbleman (09/06/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. I'm quite excited for it.
#47 - It's actually the best thing ever. 09/01/2013 on tastebud orgy 0
#16 - I'm surprised America doesn't love poutine. "Fries an…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/31/2013 on tastebud orgy 0
User avatar #30 - zerith (08/31/2013) [-]
I'm American and that sounds pretty good.
User avatar #47 - chthulhu (09/01/2013) [-]
It's actually the best thing ever.
User avatar #17 - ultimatebadass (08/31/2013) [-]
Im canadian so I love it, never met a person that doesn't tbh lol
User avatar #25 - soultheft (08/31/2013) [-]
i would try it reminds me of the famous bowl from kfc
#24 - The chicken butt thing is from that show? I was SURE it was Fa…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on Miley's Butt -1
User avatar #25 - AvatarAirBender (08/31/2013) [-]
The chicken butt joke has been around much longer than family guy.
#13 - No, I'm pretty sure I'm the one doing the *******  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on Japan +8
#30 - thefunnyside (08/27/2013) [-]
#12 - How would you feel if someone dumped radiation all over YOUR bed?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on Japan +3
#40 - harrywarden (08/27/2013) [-]
Fair enough, it's time for you to go back to bed before you kill us all.
#77 - Picture 08/27/2013 on Only in Merica -1
#69 - I have a theory that's similar, but I'll describe it tomorrow.…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on chthulhu's profile 0
User avatar #70 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
Cool, night!
#474140 - Monferno 08/26/2013 on Pokemon 0
#474139 - I can feel it now, thousands of Smogcunts crying out in pain a…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on Pokemon +2
User avatar #474142 - totodigatr (08/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, who the hell does not want a game more luck based? Those smogon people are stupid.
#2 - Pokemon Adventures is seriously the best thing.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on Boo... 0
User avatar #4 - tue (11/02/2013) [-]
I can't help but agree with good sir / madam.
#15 - They're submitting to their true master. 08/25/2013 on OH R'LYEEHH!!!!!!!!!!! +2
#15 - Yeah, that dick Doc Ock stole his body. I'm sure he'l…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2013 on Peter Porker 0
User avatar #21 - thegoodgatsby (08/25/2013) [-]
According to Marvel, he's dead for good.
#9 - Boo-Boo ********* 08/21/2013 on Sugar Tits +22
#9 - Why are you bringing up dragonite in this? I don't see any Pok… 08/21/2013 on Tall grass. +3
#14 - They usually involve fraud, attempted murder and other crimes. 08/20/2013 on scooby doo +10
#55 - It's a remake of Red instead of FireRed, evedenced by the vid…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2013 on New Pokemon anime focusing... 0
User avatar #112 - nidhugg (08/18/2013) [-]
Oh, my bad
#15 - Picture 08/18/2013 on Kirby starters +46
#34 - That's a funny way to spell Bardock.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2013 on The Super Saiyans +16
#54 - tehgusbus (08/18/2013) [-]
bardock was super saiyan?!
User avatar #57 - lanfear (08/18/2013) [-]
Supposedly, he was the first super saiyan. . . . Cuz he was sent back in time. Its in The Episode of Bardock on youtube and there is even a TFS version which is my favorite.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fa_GKojJTg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0JME7eodTk
#35 - chosenonex (08/18/2013) [-]
#116 - Except Fox, we have all this **** in Canada. Gues…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2013 on Haters Gonna Hate +2
User avatar #126 - evilredmuffin (08/17/2013) [-]
but how many of us actually watch fox in canada
#470512 - God damn. 08/17/2013 on Pokemon 0
#470511 - Fennekin gets a Psychic move, which is apparently Psybeam. …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #470531 - hatsune (08/17/2013) [-]
So I guess Lucario and Poliwrath aren't Fighting because they're able to learn Psychic
User avatar #470521 - Vuumbleman (08/17/2013) [-]
Serebii also says Fire resists Fairy, someing the Pokebeach rumors also predicted (along with Inkay and Malamar and their correct types). I'm guessing those rumors are probably all correct at this point.
User avatar #470515 - pacoseago (08/17/2013) [-]
I think that there's no way it would be fire/fighting, but it could still end up being Fire/Ghost, Fire/Poison, or Fire/Psychic; but Fire/Psychic is extremely likely.
User avatar #470513 - crazychaos (08/17/2013) [-]
According to serebii, it can learn Psychic as well.

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User avatar #91 - optimogappi (01/10/2014) [-]
Dude. I want your username.
User avatar #88 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
Blarg. I'm still working on my team. Tweaks... fine tuning... getting a feel for everybody...
User avatar #89 to #88 - chthulhu (12/21/2013) [-]
Dude, same here. My team's honestly **** right now, with the exception of clawitzer and mega pinsir.
User avatar #90 to #89 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
I like my Mega Venusaur "Jumanji." I'm enjoying my new Dusknoir "Shinigami." I like Malamar "Mal'kheshar." I'm still debating other dudes. Calm Mind is nice on Carbink. I love Delphox. Sleep Talk on a Guts Flareon is pretty sweet. The new crit ratios make a Sniper Kingdra with Focus Energy and Draco Meteor really tempting. I've somewhat grown fond of how weird Kecleon looks (sporting Protean of course). Tyrantrum is an awesome dinosaur (I wish his Hidden Ability were available). Narrowing down my choices is tough. Narrowing them down to Pokemon I like can be even tougher.

On another note, Frozen is surprisingly good. I recommend going to see it.
User avatar #85 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Do you do tentacle porn?
User avatar #86 to #85 - chthulhu (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, there was this one time in the 80's, when I was running low on cash. Rent on the bottom of the ocean is pretty high, art school wasn't going anywhere, and it's not like I had any other options available at the time. So yeah, there's tentacle poor featuring everyone's favourite elder god flying around the net somewhere.
User avatar #87 to #86 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
...Would you mind doing another shoot with me?
User avatar #76 - Vuumbleman (10/22/2013) [-]
Hey! You! Trade FCs?

3566 2692 2615
User avatar #77 to #76 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Sure thing man, 1075-2180-3147
User avatar #78 to #77 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'll add yours in a moment. I'm battling a friend at the moment. My team isn't entirely complete and my items aren't ideal, but we'll see how we do!
User avatar #79 to #78 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
It's all good man, my team right now is just a ******* of level 30 phanpys. I'd get my ass kicked if I tried anything.
User avatar #80 to #79 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm doing okay so far. I haven't lost anybody and she's lost two of hers.
User avatar #81 to #80 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Nice, kick some ass >
User avatar #82 to #81 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
******* christ

*>: D
User avatar #84 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
It was just her in-game team, so it was fun, but pretty easy.
User avatar #83 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
Four down! here's her Mega Charizard now.
User avatar #71 - Vuumbleman (09/02/2013) [-]
What's up?
#72 to #71 - chthulhu (09/05/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't see this 'til now. Just flipping out over ********** mega-blastoise. I mean, just look at this badass.
User avatar #73 to #72 - Vuumbleman (09/05/2013) [-]
I know! Since i'm grabbing Chespin, using the Torchic, and I used Charizard on my last Leafgreen run and I used Venusaur on my last White 2 run, I'm going to pick Squirtle to round out the bunch. MegaBlastoise and MegaCharizard look badass! I'm a little disappointed with MegaVenusaur. I think he could have looked cooler with roots around his sides and arms. Like, a ribcage of roots and other roots spiraling around his legs. Just to make him look more distinctive.
User avatar #74 to #73 - chthulhu (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, it feels like they just tossed a flower on his head. Like, I can see the other stuff, but it just doesn't stick out enough. But the other two more than make up for it.
User avatar #75 to #74 - Vuumbleman (09/06/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. I'm quite excited for it.
User avatar #68 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
So I'm thinking Mega Evolutions are mostly for pokemon that need the stat boosts and just new ability options for pokemon that are already powerful. Some of the recent demo footage of MegaMewtwo using non-STAB, neutral damage moves on his opponents did about as much as I would expect a regular Mewtwo to deal.
User avatar #69 to #68 - chthulhu (08/27/2013) [-]
I have a theory that's similar, but I'll describe it tomorrow. A little too drunk to put it into words. I agree with like 90% of what you're saying though.
User avatar #70 to #69 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
Cool, night!
User avatar #67 - supertanto (07/20/2013) [-]
tell me when you're ready to battle the second leader
User avatar #61 to #60 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Dude, yes
User avatar #62 to #61 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
This is a trainer. Its kind of sad the Furret didn't get to do much, but oh well. This is how its done. Utilize a pokemon's strengths to the maximum.
User avatar #63 to #62 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Exactly man. This guy knows his **** , and uses it to **** everyone over. I love it.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm subscribing. I bet we might could learn a thing or two.
User avatar #65 to #64 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Good idea, I think I'll steal it
User avatar #66 to #65 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
My siblings are coming along with their pokemon games. The youngest is on my Leafgreen Version. He's at Victory Road and has half-way been training all his pokemon. His older siblings are not quite so well off. They're making progress, but they're falling prey to Single Pokemon Syndrome.
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