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Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/brandon.ripley3
Consoles Owned: Super Nintendo, N64, Gameboy Color, PS2, Xbox 360, Gameboy Advance
Video Games Played: Mostly Pokemon.
Interests: Guitar, Awesome old shit, Binge eating
Date Signed Up:8/09/2011
Last Login:8/10/2014
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#15 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2013 on Judge Me +18
User avatar #46 - fappythepenguin (10/05/2013) [-]
#68 - Red's anime is completely separate from Ash's anime. In here, … 10/05/2013 on You do care 0
#33 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on I +39
#34 - slenderwolf Comment deleted by chthulhu
#72 - Not part of the show man. Just a trailer for some arcade game in Japan 09/28/2013 on What we've been waiting for 0
#34 - Sorry for being so annoying. 09/26/2013 on SO MUCH CANADA! sorry for... +7
#172 - Depends. If you want the good stuff right away, get a 3DS. … 09/26/2013 on Do you think this is a game? 0
#489388 - Haxorus is just badass shiny. "Let's take this a…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #489485 - sexwithyourwife (09/25/2013) [-]
same with raquaza,charizard and metagross. The jet-black really adds badass points to their design.
#28 - Damn, and I thought I was good. Teach me master. 09/20/2013 on The McEverything 0
#23 - Hey Lucario. Sash and counter 09/20/2013 on Angry Birds 0
#140 - I'll give you my citizenship for yours. The cold here is drivi…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2013 on Canada is a Magical Place 0
User avatar #141 - onkii (09/20/2013) [-]
I would totally take you up on that offer if it were possible. This heat is killing me
#487632 - Holy **** , this guy's temper-tantrum.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Pokemon +2
User avatar #487642 - docxy (09/19/2013) [-]
"what about the part where i won"
... well said
User avatar #487640 - nomora (09/19/2013) [-]
Man, imagine if he went up against kirby
User avatar #487638 - lolmasterx (09/19/2013) [-]
That was funny as hell.
User avatar #487633 - sirjazzelsdacasual (09/19/2013) [-]
#25 - **** yeah 09/18/2013 on Am I the only one..? +1
#119 - Yep, the creator of Astro Boy actually claims to have been ins…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2013 on How to Like Anime +4
User avatar #120 - timmity (09/18/2013) [-]
#34 - Fun fact: Uncle Machete from Spykids and the Machete from Mach… 09/18/2013 on MARVEL COMICS PRESENTS +2
#83 - 750 ML comes out to around 40-50$ depending on where you live,… 09/18/2013 on A Whole Fucking Barrel of... 0
#44 - The subs in this were kinda painful. Like, they weren't even trying. 09/18/2013 on Tsundere Vegeta +1
#43 - It's the subs for Battle of the Gods 09/18/2013 on Tsundere Vegeta 0
#61 - You actually played the story? What the ******… 09/18/2013 on GTA5 YO +6
#63 - I have a Wii U and you don't see me complaining. 09/17/2013 on Once upon a time at... +2
#17 - I don't know about France's frenchmen, but Quebec Frenchmen are cunts.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/15/2013 on Is it really racist? 0
User avatar #75 - teefa (09/16/2013) [-]
don't get why americans call the french cowards, they have one of the most successful european military history in the world.
User avatar #77 - ilovehitler (09/16/2013) [-]
Same reason all stereotypes exist, despite not being generally true.
I think it would, in this case, be how the french just kinda let the nazis take take over france without any big military opposition.
User avatar #79 - teefa (09/16/2013) [-]
it's only because they hadnt picked themselves up after having 5 million casualties in ww1, and they didnt even stop fighting: there was the french resistance.
User avatar #80 - ilovehitler (09/16/2013) [-]
Exactly, but stereotypes are never really very accurate.
It's the same with the stereotypes that the russians are always drunk, asians always smart, and brits always have bad teeth.
#72 - the joke has nothing to do with black people. It's about cops …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2013 on Delicious pizza 0
User avatar #75 - xxbutthurtxx (09/13/2013) [-]
So what he is also black.
#72 - Take the bus, or bike over there. Anything not reachable via t…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2013 on I will +5
User avatar #97 - traelos (09/10/2013) [-]
What if he wanted to go somewhere with less than 1,000,000 people per square foot?

The nearest taxi to my current location is at least 50 miles, and buses do not come here.
User avatar #248 - vigilum (09/10/2013) [-]
He could run.
10/10 endurance.
#64 - Yep. This gives him the ability to talk to spiders, an ability… 09/08/2013 on Batman 0
#62 - Tobey was a better Peter. Andrew was a better Spiderman 09/08/2013 on Batman +4
#13 - Actually it's because they couldn't find a way to make link ca… 09/07/2013 on (untitled) 0

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User avatar #91 - optimogappi (01/10/2014) [-]
Dude. I want your username.
User avatar #88 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
Blarg. I'm still working on my team. Tweaks... fine tuning... getting a feel for everybody...
User avatar #89 to #88 - chthulhu (12/21/2013) [-]
Dude, same here. My team's honestly **** right now, with the exception of clawitzer and mega pinsir.
User avatar #90 to #89 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
I like my Mega Venusaur "Jumanji." I'm enjoying my new Dusknoir "Shinigami." I like Malamar "Mal'kheshar." I'm still debating other dudes. Calm Mind is nice on Carbink. I love Delphox. Sleep Talk on a Guts Flareon is pretty sweet. The new crit ratios make a Sniper Kingdra with Focus Energy and Draco Meteor really tempting. I've somewhat grown fond of how weird Kecleon looks (sporting Protean of course). Tyrantrum is an awesome dinosaur (I wish his Hidden Ability were available). Narrowing down my choices is tough. Narrowing them down to Pokemon I like can be even tougher.

On another note, Frozen is surprisingly good. I recommend going to see it.
User avatar #85 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
Do you do tentacle porn?
User avatar #86 to #85 - chthulhu (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, there was this one time in the 80's, when I was running low on cash. Rent on the bottom of the ocean is pretty high, art school wasn't going anywhere, and it's not like I had any other options available at the time. So yeah, there's tentacle poor featuring everyone's favourite elder god flying around the net somewhere.
User avatar #87 to #86 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
...Would you mind doing another shoot with me?
User avatar #76 - Vuumbleman (10/22/2013) [-]
Hey! You! Trade FCs?

3566 2692 2615
User avatar #77 to #76 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Sure thing man, 1075-2180-3147
User avatar #78 to #77 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'll add yours in a moment. I'm battling a friend at the moment. My team isn't entirely complete and my items aren't ideal, but we'll see how we do!
User avatar #79 to #78 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
It's all good man, my team right now is just a ******* of level 30 phanpys. I'd get my ass kicked if I tried anything.
User avatar #80 to #79 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm doing okay so far. I haven't lost anybody and she's lost two of hers.
User avatar #81 to #80 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Nice, kick some ass >
User avatar #82 to #81 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
******* christ

*>: D
User avatar #84 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
It was just her in-game team, so it was fun, but pretty easy.
User avatar #83 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
Four down! here's her Mega Charizard now.
User avatar #71 - Vuumbleman (09/02/2013) [-]
What's up?
#72 to #71 - chthulhu (09/05/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't see this 'til now. Just flipping out over ********** mega-blastoise. I mean, just look at this badass.
User avatar #73 to #72 - Vuumbleman (09/05/2013) [-]
I know! Since i'm grabbing Chespin, using the Torchic, and I used Charizard on my last Leafgreen run and I used Venusaur on my last White 2 run, I'm going to pick Squirtle to round out the bunch. MegaBlastoise and MegaCharizard look badass! I'm a little disappointed with MegaVenusaur. I think he could have looked cooler with roots around his sides and arms. Like, a ribcage of roots and other roots spiraling around his legs. Just to make him look more distinctive.
User avatar #74 to #73 - chthulhu (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, it feels like they just tossed a flower on his head. Like, I can see the other stuff, but it just doesn't stick out enough. But the other two more than make up for it.
User avatar #75 to #74 - Vuumbleman (09/06/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. I'm quite excited for it.
User avatar #68 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
So I'm thinking Mega Evolutions are mostly for pokemon that need the stat boosts and just new ability options for pokemon that are already powerful. Some of the recent demo footage of MegaMewtwo using non-STAB, neutral damage moves on his opponents did about as much as I would expect a regular Mewtwo to deal.
User avatar #69 to #68 - chthulhu (08/27/2013) [-]
I have a theory that's similar, but I'll describe it tomorrow. A little too drunk to put it into words. I agree with like 90% of what you're saying though.
User avatar #70 to #69 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
Cool, night!
User avatar #67 - supertanto (07/20/2013) [-]
tell me when you're ready to battle the second leader
User avatar #61 to #60 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Dude, yes
User avatar #62 to #61 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
This is a trainer. Its kind of sad the Furret didn't get to do much, but oh well. This is how its done. Utilize a pokemon's strengths to the maximum.
User avatar #63 to #62 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Exactly man. This guy knows his **** , and uses it to **** everyone over. I love it.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm subscribing. I bet we might could learn a thing or two.
User avatar #65 to #64 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Good idea, I think I'll steal it
User avatar #66 to #65 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
My siblings are coming along with their pokemon games. The youngest is on my Leafgreen Version. He's at Victory Road and has half-way been training all his pokemon. His older siblings are not quite so well off. They're making progress, but they're falling prey to Single Pokemon Syndrome.
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