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Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/brandon.ripley3
Consoles Owned: Super Nintendo, N64, Gameboy Color, PS2, Xbox 360, Gameboy Advance
Video Games Played: Mostly Pokemon.
Interests: Guitar, Awesome old shit, Binge eating
Date Signed Up:8/09/2011
Last Login:8/10/2014
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#27 - If they all learn a trade or join the army, then who's gonna p… 10/22/2013 on Description 0
#93 - Picture 10/21/2013 on How it really goes 0
#43 - "not looking like Chthulhu" That hurts man.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on Caught cheating on my... +2
#46 - rakoom (10/20/2013) [-]
D'nahahaaaaaaaaaaawwww... I wanna laugh, but at the same time I wanna squee.

But regardless. Tongue-battling with the great tentacle-beast is best left to the pros.
#23 - Here, have another. 10/19/2013 on white ghosts +5
#21 - Espurr's probably my favourite gen 6 pokemon. I have …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2013 on white ghosts +6
User avatar #22 - hamhamtaro (10/19/2013) [-]
That picure is what sparked my love for him
#23 - chthulhu (10/19/2013) [-]
Here, have another.
#64 - Yeah, except slugma. Every time you try to touch it, your hand… 10/19/2013 on What. . . ? +2
#63 - Picture 10/19/2013 on What. . . ? +10
#68 - French metaphors suck. "Jesus removes fishing fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2013 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #75 - bouazizforever (10/18/2013) [-]
"le péché" also means "the sin"
#55 - Yep, that and trying to pet literally any part of slugma is ju… 10/16/2013 on Sniff that Tauros 0
#87 - I go the opposite way with my mixed drinks. **** … 10/09/2013 on Beer and Ice Cream 0
#111 - Her mouth looks like a Nike logo.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Got to be a G +4
User avatar #141 - goodguygary (10/09/2013) [-]
Just do it her
User avatar #124 - sirfapaton (10/09/2013) [-]
Well... Yes...
#93 - Sorry if that came off as dickish. But seriously, try… 10/09/2013 on Would have ruined my... 0
#21 - Even the ******* bananas 10/08/2013 on Red? +11
#33 - I don't know about most places, but the call center I'm at has… 10/08/2013 on Worth the read - Retail is... 0
#5 - Iron Man 3  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2013 on We’re connected… 0
#6 - doggstar (10/08/2013) [-]
thanks, im yet to see it
#18 - Oh. That's actually pretty clever 10/06/2013 on The Secret of the Fox +2
#15 - The last form of the fire-starter in the new Pokemon games  [+] (2 new replies) 10/06/2013 on The Secret of the Fox +1
User avatar #17 - vegardwd (10/06/2013) [-]
no I menat that Delphox says delphox, because pokemon say their names :/
User avatar #18 - chthulhu (10/06/2013) [-]
Oh.
That's actually pretty clever
#19 - I love this movie. 10/06/2013 on The Dark Knight Rises 0
#66 - Knights of The Old Republic 1 and 2 are EXACTLY that  [+] (3 new replies) 10/05/2013 on Would have ruined my... 0
#82 - poeg (10/06/2013) [-]
you forgot jedi academy
User avatar #69 - TheDemonator (10/05/2013) [-]
oh I did not know that. It was just an idea.
User avatar #93 - chthulhu (10/09/2013) [-]
Sorry if that came off as dickish.

But seriously, try them, they're awesome.
#94 - Picture 10/05/2013 on Pokemon X and Why? 0
#93 - Gyarados has been confirmed to evolve into a water/dragon mega form  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2013 on Pokemon X and Why? 0
User avatar #96 - elbrysobrony (10/06/2013) [-]
FUCK YES.
#92 - Or just don't worry at all, since Fire resists Fairy 10/05/2013 on Pokemon X and Why? 0
#6 - Guess you could say he made like a tree and got out of there. 10/05/2013 on Day 26 +28
#6 - Nah, it's definitely Neggers  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2013 on Subtle +1
User avatar #7 - stoicnick (10/05/2013) [-]
no man it must be nyggers
#17 - Picture 10/05/2013 on Ouch +20

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User avatar #91 - optimogappi ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
Dude. I want your username.
User avatar #88 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
Blarg. I'm still working on my team. Tweaks... fine tuning... getting a feel for everybody...
User avatar #89 to #88 - chthulhu (12/21/2013) [-]
Dude, same here. My team's honestly **** right now, with the exception of clawitzer and mega pinsir.
User avatar #90 to #89 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
I like my Mega Venusaur "Jumanji." I'm enjoying my new Dusknoir "Shinigami." I like Malamar "Mal'kheshar." I'm still debating other dudes. Calm Mind is nice on Carbink. I love Delphox. Sleep Talk on a Guts Flareon is pretty sweet. The new crit ratios make a Sniper Kingdra with Focus Energy and Draco Meteor really tempting. I've somewhat grown fond of how weird Kecleon looks (sporting Protean of course). Tyrantrum is an awesome dinosaur (I wish his Hidden Ability were available). Narrowing down my choices is tough. Narrowing them down to Pokemon I like can be even tougher.

On another note, Frozen is surprisingly good. I recommend going to see it.
User avatar #85 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
Do you do tentacle porn?
User avatar #86 to #85 - chthulhu (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, there was this one time in the 80's, when I was running low on cash. Rent on the bottom of the ocean is pretty high, art school wasn't going anywhere, and it's not like I had any other options available at the time. So yeah, there's tentacle poor featuring everyone's favourite elder god flying around the net somewhere.
User avatar #87 to #86 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
...Would you mind doing another shoot with me?
User avatar #76 - Vuumbleman (10/22/2013) [-]
Hey! You! Trade FCs?

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User avatar #77 to #76 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Sure thing man, 1075-2180-3147
User avatar #78 to #77 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'll add yours in a moment. I'm battling a friend at the moment. My team isn't entirely complete and my items aren't ideal, but we'll see how we do!
User avatar #79 to #78 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
It's all good man, my team right now is just a ******* of level 30 phanpys. I'd get my ass kicked if I tried anything.
User avatar #80 to #79 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm doing okay so far. I haven't lost anybody and she's lost two of hers.
User avatar #81 to #80 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Nice, kick some ass >
User avatar #82 to #81 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
******* christ

*>: D
User avatar #84 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
It was just her in-game team, so it was fun, but pretty easy.
User avatar #83 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
Four down! here's her Mega Charizard now.
User avatar #71 - Vuumbleman (09/02/2013) [-]
What's up?
#72 to #71 - chthulhu (09/05/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't see this 'til now. Just flipping out over ********** mega-blastoise. I mean, just look at this badass.
User avatar #73 to #72 - Vuumbleman (09/05/2013) [-]
I know! Since i'm grabbing Chespin, using the Torchic, and I used Charizard on my last Leafgreen run and I used Venusaur on my last White 2 run, I'm going to pick Squirtle to round out the bunch. MegaBlastoise and MegaCharizard look badass! I'm a little disappointed with MegaVenusaur. I think he could have looked cooler with roots around his sides and arms. Like, a ribcage of roots and other roots spiraling around his legs. Just to make him look more distinctive.
User avatar #74 to #73 - chthulhu (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, it feels like they just tossed a flower on his head. Like, I can see the other stuff, but it just doesn't stick out enough. But the other two more than make up for it.
User avatar #75 to #74 - Vuumbleman (09/06/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. I'm quite excited for it.
User avatar #68 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
So I'm thinking Mega Evolutions are mostly for pokemon that need the stat boosts and just new ability options for pokemon that are already powerful. Some of the recent demo footage of MegaMewtwo using non-STAB, neutral damage moves on his opponents did about as much as I would expect a regular Mewtwo to deal.
User avatar #69 to #68 - chthulhu (08/27/2013) [-]
I have a theory that's similar, but I'll describe it tomorrow. A little too drunk to put it into words. I agree with like 90% of what you're saying though.
User avatar #70 to #69 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
Cool, night!
User avatar #67 - supertanto (07/20/2013) [-]
tell me when you're ready to battle the second leader
User avatar #61 to #60 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Dude, yes
User avatar #62 to #61 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
This is a trainer. Its kind of sad the Furret didn't get to do much, but oh well. This is how its done. Utilize a pokemon's strengths to the maximum.
User avatar #63 to #62 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Exactly man. This guy knows his **** , and uses it to **** everyone over. I love it.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm subscribing. I bet we might could learn a thing or two.
User avatar #65 to #64 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Good idea, I think I'll steal it
User avatar #66 to #65 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
My siblings are coming along with their pokemon games. The youngest is on my Leafgreen Version. He's at Victory Road and has half-way been training all his pokemon. His older siblings are not quite so well off. They're making progress, but they're falling prey to Single Pokemon Syndrome.
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