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Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/brandon.ripley3
Consoles Owned: Super Nintendo, N64, Gameboy Color, PS2, Xbox 360, Gameboy Advance
Video Games Played: Mostly Pokemon.
Interests: Guitar, Awesome old shit, Binge eating
Date Signed Up:8/09/2011
Last Login:8/10/2014
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#202 - Hero mode got added. It's essentially a hard mode. Al… 11/21/2013 on The Legend of Zelda: A Link... 0
#462 - Goddammit. I've never cried for a feel post, but this one just got me. 11/21/2013 on Doge Feels WORTH THE READ 0
#11 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2013 on heh heh heh +8
#48 - theJackal (11/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #17 - mikelaboom (11/15/2013) [-]
All hail our dark lord and destroyer, chthulhu
#29 - Not sure if it counts for anything, but I'm not into anime at … 11/14/2013 on *TFS* Attack on TItan 0
#78 - I go out of my way to not get any milk in my spoon, just so I …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2013 on milk 0
User avatar #93 - gearson (11/11/2013) [-]
THE DARK LORD HAS SPOKEN! WE MUST SACRIFICE MILK COWS IN HIS NAME!
#64 - Duskstone. 11/11/2013 on Cake +1
#173 - Leaving America is nowhere near as easy. Even getting another … 11/11/2013 on for real. 0
#35 - Beats the hell out of paying thousands of dollars for one medi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2013 on Canadian +1
User avatar #51 - ThatFuckingGuy (11/07/2013) [-]
You're paying more in taxes throughout the whole year, and you're not just paying for your own care.
#5 - **** yeah, Seanbaby. That guy's the only reason I… 11/05/2013 on satan 0
#610 - Boarderlands 2 and Pokemon Y. I've always thought a B… 11/04/2013 on description 0
#274 - I haven't played it online yet. Can't get enough of splitscree… 11/04/2013 on Modern-Battle War-Field 7 0
#226 - Check out Boarderlands. That ****** pretty creative.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2013 on Modern-Battle War-Field 7 +2
User avatar #273 - floogin (11/04/2013) [-]
Borderlands needs a better online, it should have a team deathmatch online
User avatar #274 - chthulhu (11/04/2013) [-]
I haven't played it online yet. Can't get enough of splitscreen campaign.
#26 - >Be in first grade >Recess >Was held back 5 m… 11/01/2013 on You done fucked up +5
#10 - Picture 10/30/2013 on it may work if you weren't... +1
#11 - Not-so-fun fact: The english version of Drifloon's entry is ac… 10/30/2013 on Disturbing PokeDex Entries +3
#3 - **** yeah, Rotom  [+] (7 new replies) 10/30/2013 on Wow such spin +6
User avatar #4 - kanatana (10/30/2013) [-]
I will never take that fucker seriously. The Brave Little Toaster people called, they want their appliances back.
User avatar #5 - princessren (10/30/2013) [-]
. . .
you just made me take them even less seriously
#6 - kanatana (10/30/2013) [-]
THEN THERE'S THIS LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER.
User avatar #16 - cantfindausername (10/31/2013) [-]
I caught one and named it Vanilla Ice.
Just sayin'.
User avatar #12 - epicpahtater (10/30/2013) [-]
even a fucking ratata would beat the crap out of that...
User avatar #20 - darkangeloffire (10/31/2013) [-]
Except it's actually pretty good stat-wise
User avatar #7 - princessren (10/30/2013) [-]
to be honest....I don't like judging pokemon because they look like inanimate objects....but how the heck does looking like a giant floating ice cream cone help you in any way?
#48 - Dark ***** both over. Ghost ***** … 10/29/2013 on Critical hit +6
#150 - Nah dude, Quebec is more of a "If you're not a white, fre… 10/24/2013 on Fake or not, this is truth 0
#75 - Yeah, minimum wage for the training, which was honestly pretty… 10/24/2013 on working at helpdesks +1
#71 - It is a quick and easy hire, but it's also a quick and easy f…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2013 on working at helpdesks +1
User avatar #74 - TheMindBrain (10/24/2013) [-]
Shit man, that sucks. Were they paying you while training, or not even that?
User avatar #75 - chthulhu (10/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, minimum wage for the training, which was honestly pretty awesome. But they literally kicked everyone out at the same time, and we were literally the oldest non-managers in the place at the time.
#82 - ******* christ *>: D  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2013 on chthulhu's profile 0
User avatar #84 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
It was just her in-game team, so it was fun, but pretty easy.
User avatar #83 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
Four down! here's her Mega Charizard now.
#81 - Nice, kick some ass >  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2013 on chthulhu's profile 0
User avatar #82 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Fucking christ

*>: D
User avatar #84 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
It was just her in-game team, so it was fun, but pretty easy.
User avatar #83 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
Four down! here's her Mega Charizard now.
#79 - It's all good man, my team right now is just a ******* …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/23/2013 on chthulhu's profile 0
User avatar #80 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm doing okay so far. I haven't lost anybody and she's lost two of hers.
User avatar #81 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Nice, kick some ass >
User avatar #82 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Fucking christ

*>: D
User avatar #84 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
It was just her in-game team, so it was fun, but pretty easy.
User avatar #83 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
Four down! here's her Mega Charizard now.
#77 - Sure thing man, 1075-2180-3147  [+] (7 new replies) 10/23/2013 on chthulhu's profile 0
User avatar #78 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'll add yours in a moment. I'm battling a friend at the moment. My team isn't entirely complete and my items aren't ideal, but we'll see how we do!
User avatar #79 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
It's all good man, my team right now is just a shitton of level 30 phanpys. I'd get my ass kicked if I tried anything.
User avatar #80 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm doing okay so far. I haven't lost anybody and she's lost two of hers.
User avatar #81 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Nice, kick some ass >
User avatar #82 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Fucking christ

*>: D
User avatar #84 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
It was just her in-game team, so it was fun, but pretty easy.
User avatar #83 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
Four down! here's her Mega Charizard now.
#7 - Nah, their's tons of shirt and hat styles. You're …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/22/2013 on you got me +24
#49 - Shawksta (10/23/2013) [-]
I liked how Pokemon battle Revolution had different trainer designs, but thats because its a stadium game meant for battling, not a full blown adventure.
User avatar #17 - darthblam (10/22/2013) [-]
No options for an actual backpack? That kinda blows...
User avatar #21 - mitchr (10/22/2013) [-]
Well, think of it like this. They're testing out the idea of customization now, seeing how well it's received, how well they did with it, right? So, logically, in the future games, they'll have more and more customization options as we go on.

Eventually, we'll have like full customization. And that'll be awesome.
I shall do as I did in Saint's Row: Black suit, black hat, black dress shoes, and a powder blue anime kitten backpack. Now, if they get a sniper rifle, it'll be an exact duplicate of the SRIII character, and won't that be fun.
#43 - pootismang (10/22/2013) [-]
Now I want to go play SR3...
User avatar #30 - darkangeloffire (10/22/2013) [-]
Huh, your SR The Third character is like mine. Black suit, black pants, no hat (anime hair), dress shoes. Though I sometimes switch to the trench coat you get from the one goth-ish shop

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User avatar #91 - optimogappi (01/10/2014) [-]
Dude. I want your username.
User avatar #88 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
Blarg. I'm still working on my team. Tweaks... fine tuning... getting a feel for everybody...
User avatar #89 to #88 - chthulhu (12/21/2013) [-]
Dude, same here. My team's honestly **** right now, with the exception of clawitzer and mega pinsir.
User avatar #90 to #89 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
I like my Mega Venusaur "Jumanji." I'm enjoying my new Dusknoir "Shinigami." I like Malamar "Mal'kheshar." I'm still debating other dudes. Calm Mind is nice on Carbink. I love Delphox. Sleep Talk on a Guts Flareon is pretty sweet. The new crit ratios make a Sniper Kingdra with Focus Energy and Draco Meteor really tempting. I've somewhat grown fond of how weird Kecleon looks (sporting Protean of course). Tyrantrum is an awesome dinosaur (I wish his Hidden Ability were available). Narrowing down my choices is tough. Narrowing them down to Pokemon I like can be even tougher.

On another note, Frozen is surprisingly good. I recommend going to see it.
User avatar #85 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
Do you do tentacle porn?
User avatar #86 to #85 - chthulhu (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, there was this one time in the 80's, when I was running low on cash. Rent on the bottom of the ocean is pretty high, art school wasn't going anywhere, and it's not like I had any other options available at the time. So yeah, there's tentacle poor featuring everyone's favourite elder god flying around the net somewhere.
User avatar #87 to #86 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
...Would you mind doing another shoot with me?
User avatar #76 - Vuumbleman (10/22/2013) [-]
Hey! You! Trade FCs?

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User avatar #77 to #76 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Sure thing man, 1075-2180-3147
User avatar #78 to #77 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'll add yours in a moment. I'm battling a friend at the moment. My team isn't entirely complete and my items aren't ideal, but we'll see how we do!
User avatar #79 to #78 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
It's all good man, my team right now is just a ******* of level 30 phanpys. I'd get my ass kicked if I tried anything.
User avatar #80 to #79 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm doing okay so far. I haven't lost anybody and she's lost two of hers.
User avatar #81 to #80 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Nice, kick some ass >
User avatar #82 to #81 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
******* christ

*>: D
User avatar #84 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
It was just her in-game team, so it was fun, but pretty easy.
User avatar #83 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
Four down! here's her Mega Charizard now.
User avatar #71 - Vuumbleman (09/02/2013) [-]
What's up?
#72 to #71 - chthulhu (09/05/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't see this 'til now. Just flipping out over ********** mega-blastoise. I mean, just look at this badass.
User avatar #73 to #72 - Vuumbleman (09/05/2013) [-]
I know! Since i'm grabbing Chespin, using the Torchic, and I used Charizard on my last Leafgreen run and I used Venusaur on my last White 2 run, I'm going to pick Squirtle to round out the bunch. MegaBlastoise and MegaCharizard look badass! I'm a little disappointed with MegaVenusaur. I think he could have looked cooler with roots around his sides and arms. Like, a ribcage of roots and other roots spiraling around his legs. Just to make him look more distinctive.
User avatar #74 to #73 - chthulhu (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, it feels like they just tossed a flower on his head. Like, I can see the other stuff, but it just doesn't stick out enough. But the other two more than make up for it.
User avatar #75 to #74 - Vuumbleman (09/06/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. I'm quite excited for it.
User avatar #68 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
So I'm thinking Mega Evolutions are mostly for pokemon that need the stat boosts and just new ability options for pokemon that are already powerful. Some of the recent demo footage of MegaMewtwo using non-STAB, neutral damage moves on his opponents did about as much as I would expect a regular Mewtwo to deal.
User avatar #69 to #68 - chthulhu (08/27/2013) [-]
I have a theory that's similar, but I'll describe it tomorrow. A little too drunk to put it into words. I agree with like 90% of what you're saying though.
User avatar #70 to #69 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
Cool, night!
User avatar #67 - supertanto (07/20/2013) [-]
tell me when you're ready to battle the second leader
User avatar #61 to #60 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Dude, yes
User avatar #62 to #61 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
This is a trainer. Its kind of sad the Furret didn't get to do much, but oh well. This is how its done. Utilize a pokemon's strengths to the maximum.
User avatar #63 to #62 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Exactly man. This guy knows his **** , and uses it to **** everyone over. I love it.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm subscribing. I bet we might could learn a thing or two.
User avatar #65 to #64 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Good idea, I think I'll steal it
User avatar #66 to #65 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
My siblings are coming along with their pokemon games. The youngest is on my Leafgreen Version. He's at Victory Road and has half-way been training all his pokemon. His older siblings are not quite so well off. They're making progress, but they're falling prey to Single Pokemon Syndrome.
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