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Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/brandon.ripley3
Consoles Owned: Super Nintendo, N64, Gameboy Color, PS2, Xbox 360, Gameboy Advance
Video Games Played: Mostly Pokemon.
Interests: Guitar, Awesome old shit, Binge eating
Date Signed Up:8/09/2011
Last Login:8/10/2014
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#404226 - The most I could fit was wastingmylife 05/26/2013 on Pokemon +4
#404222 - I just caught one of these guys. Nicknames? I'm on Po…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Pokemon +4
User avatar #404268 - mettih (05/26/2013) [-]
EndlessNoddle
#404224 - prissyboy has deleted their comment.
#8 - Nope 05/26/2013 on Boobs motherfucker... 0
#1 - Good, I might finally get some people to play Mario with 05/26/2013 on Xbox One sucks - Wii U wins +4
#404024 - kirbysomething that was amazing  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Pokemon +8
#404030 - Womens Study Major (05/26/2013) [-]
kirbysomething should become my super kawaii desu BF
he'll be my senpoi 4ever
User avatar #404029 - mysticpichu (05/26/2013) [-]
hah
#5 - https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=373781629398746&se… 05/26/2013 on Boobs motherfucker... +1
#3 - I would, but I didn't really save any when he started posting them 05/26/2013 on Boobs motherfucker... +1
#1 - Regular Green Link has to be one of my favorite pages 05/26/2013 on Boobs motherfucker... +2
#86 - All I really have is volcano lightning  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2013 on 90s Kids will understand... +1
#87 - ironsoul (05/26/2013) [-]
volcano lightning is pretty cool
#91 - doctorgolgo (05/26/2013) [-]
#93 - ironsoul (05/26/2013) [-]
#84 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/26/2013 on 90s Kids will understand... +1
#85 - ironsoul (05/26/2013) [-]
#86 - chthulhu (05/26/2013) [-]
All I really have is volcano lightning
#87 - ironsoul (05/26/2013) [-]
volcano lightning is pretty cool
#91 - doctorgolgo (05/26/2013) [-]
#93 - ironsoul (05/26/2013) [-]
#34 - Guys, he's just troll ing. Don't feed him 05/26/2013 on Jesus wanted to kill them +2
#11 - Geko has been my profile picture on facebook for ages. 05/26/2013 on Awful title 0
#72 - Awesome nature thread?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/26/2013 on 90s Kids will understand... +1
#83 - ironsoul (05/26/2013) [-]
#84 - chthulhu (05/26/2013) [-]
#85 - ironsoul (05/26/2013) [-]
#86 - chthulhu (05/26/2013) [-]
All I really have is volcano lightning
#87 - ironsoul (05/26/2013) [-]
volcano lightning is pretty cool
#91 - doctorgolgo (05/26/2013) [-]
#93 - ironsoul (05/26/2013) [-]
#48 - He summoned me? 05/26/2013 on Glory of Satan +5
#184 - Music theory is insanely complicated 05/26/2013 on woes of highschool +1
#321 - Dafuq you say about Dunsparce?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2013 on Genwunners and Critics +1
User avatar #325 - jagenblitz (05/26/2013) [-]
That is the most disturbing thing I've seen all day. And I was browsing the morbid channel earlier.
#403752 - Smashbros pokemon maybe? 05/25/2013 on Pokemon +1
#403742 - Aha don't worry man, I get what you're saying 05/25/2013 on Pokemon +1
#403738 - Yeah, I gotta admit that was kinda douchy of me  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #403740 - scytherkris (05/25/2013) [-]
Don't get me wrong, you're a really cool guy. It just annoys me when people do that.
User avatar #403742 - chthulhu (05/25/2013) [-]
Aha don't worry man, I get what you're saying
#403736 - Okay, I'll shut up in all my matches ever, just for you  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #403737 - scytherkris (05/25/2013) [-]
I'm just saying. When they make an honest mistake like setting up Sunny Day for your Fire Punch you don't have to comment "thanks for that " It's just a big slap in the face to them.
User avatar #403738 - chthulhu (05/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, I gotta admit that was kinda douchy of me
User avatar #403740 - scytherkris (05/25/2013) [-]
Don't get me wrong, you're a really cool guy. It just annoys me when people do that.
User avatar #403742 - chthulhu (05/25/2013) [-]
Aha don't worry man, I get what you're saying
#403728 - BEAT DEM PUSSIES UP THUNDERCOCK  [+] (6 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #403732 - scytherkris (05/25/2013) [-]
Your comments throughout the battle annoy me.
They make you sound cocky.
User avatar #403736 - chthulhu (05/25/2013) [-]
Okay, I'll shut up in all my matches ever, just for you
User avatar #403737 - scytherkris (05/25/2013) [-]
I'm just saying. When they make an honest mistake like setting up Sunny Day for your Fire Punch you don't have to comment "thanks for that " It's just a big slap in the face to them.
User avatar #403738 - chthulhu (05/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, I gotta admit that was kinda douchy of me
User avatar #403740 - scytherkris (05/25/2013) [-]
Don't get me wrong, you're a really cool guy. It just annoys me when people do that.
User avatar #403742 - chthulhu (05/25/2013) [-]
Aha don't worry man, I get what you're saying
#164 - That's the joke, avoiding the obvious writing on the screen an… 05/25/2013 on Gaben 0
#148 - Look at the monitor. Only 3 sides of it are not block…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Gaben -3
#155 - nyeeeh (05/25/2013) [-]
Just stop
User avatar #150 - imaan (05/25/2013) [-]
It literally SAYS half life 3 on the screen
User avatar #164 - chthulhu (05/25/2013) [-]
That's the joke, avoiding the obvious writing on the screen and only paying attention to the small, pointless details.

Also, this pic is shopped.
#403632 - Picture 05/25/2013 on Pokemon +2
#403603 - Sure 05/25/2013 on Pokemon +1

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User avatar #91 - optimogappi (01/10/2014) [-]
Dude. I want your username.
User avatar #88 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
Blarg. I'm still working on my team. Tweaks... fine tuning... getting a feel for everybody...
User avatar #89 to #88 - chthulhu (12/21/2013) [-]
Dude, same here. My team's honestly **** right now, with the exception of clawitzer and mega pinsir.
User avatar #90 to #89 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
I like my Mega Venusaur "Jumanji." I'm enjoying my new Dusknoir "Shinigami." I like Malamar "Mal'kheshar." I'm still debating other dudes. Calm Mind is nice on Carbink. I love Delphox. Sleep Talk on a Guts Flareon is pretty sweet. The new crit ratios make a Sniper Kingdra with Focus Energy and Draco Meteor really tempting. I've somewhat grown fond of how weird Kecleon looks (sporting Protean of course). Tyrantrum is an awesome dinosaur (I wish his Hidden Ability were available). Narrowing down my choices is tough. Narrowing them down to Pokemon I like can be even tougher.

On another note, Frozen is surprisingly good. I recommend going to see it.
User avatar #85 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
Do you do tentacle porn?
User avatar #86 to #85 - chthulhu (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, there was this one time in the 80's, when I was running low on cash. Rent on the bottom of the ocean is pretty high, art school wasn't going anywhere, and it's not like I had any other options available at the time. So yeah, there's tentacle poor featuring everyone's favourite elder god flying around the net somewhere.
User avatar #87 to #86 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
...Would you mind doing another shoot with me?
User avatar #76 - Vuumbleman (10/22/2013) [-]
Hey! You! Trade FCs?

3566 2692 2615
User avatar #77 to #76 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Sure thing man, 1075-2180-3147
User avatar #78 to #77 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'll add yours in a moment. I'm battling a friend at the moment. My team isn't entirely complete and my items aren't ideal, but we'll see how we do!
User avatar #79 to #78 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
It's all good man, my team right now is just a ******* of level 30 phanpys. I'd get my ass kicked if I tried anything.
User avatar #80 to #79 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm doing okay so far. I haven't lost anybody and she's lost two of hers.
User avatar #81 to #80 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Nice, kick some ass >
User avatar #82 to #81 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
******* christ

*>: D
User avatar #84 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
It was just her in-game team, so it was fun, but pretty easy.
User avatar #83 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
Four down! here's her Mega Charizard now.
User avatar #71 - Vuumbleman (09/02/2013) [-]
What's up?
#72 to #71 - chthulhu (09/05/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't see this 'til now. Just flipping out over ********** mega-blastoise. I mean, just look at this badass.
User avatar #73 to #72 - Vuumbleman (09/05/2013) [-]
I know! Since i'm grabbing Chespin, using the Torchic, and I used Charizard on my last Leafgreen run and I used Venusaur on my last White 2 run, I'm going to pick Squirtle to round out the bunch. MegaBlastoise and MegaCharizard look badass! I'm a little disappointed with MegaVenusaur. I think he could have looked cooler with roots around his sides and arms. Like, a ribcage of roots and other roots spiraling around his legs. Just to make him look more distinctive.
User avatar #74 to #73 - chthulhu (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, it feels like they just tossed a flower on his head. Like, I can see the other stuff, but it just doesn't stick out enough. But the other two more than make up for it.
User avatar #75 to #74 - Vuumbleman (09/06/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. I'm quite excited for it.
User avatar #68 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
So I'm thinking Mega Evolutions are mostly for pokemon that need the stat boosts and just new ability options for pokemon that are already powerful. Some of the recent demo footage of MegaMewtwo using non-STAB, neutral damage moves on his opponents did about as much as I would expect a regular Mewtwo to deal.
User avatar #69 to #68 - chthulhu (08/27/2013) [-]
I have a theory that's similar, but I'll describe it tomorrow. A little too drunk to put it into words. I agree with like 90% of what you're saying though.
User avatar #70 to #69 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
Cool, night!
User avatar #67 - supertanto (07/20/2013) [-]
tell me when you're ready to battle the second leader
User avatar #61 to #60 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Dude, yes
User avatar #62 to #61 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
This is a trainer. Its kind of sad the Furret didn't get to do much, but oh well. This is how its done. Utilize a pokemon's strengths to the maximum.
User avatar #63 to #62 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Exactly man. This guy knows his **** , and uses it to **** everyone over. I love it.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm subscribing. I bet we might could learn a thing or two.
User avatar #65 to #64 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Good idea, I think I'll steal it
User avatar #66 to #65 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
My siblings are coming along with their pokemon games. The youngest is on my Leafgreen Version. He's at Victory Road and has half-way been training all his pokemon. His older siblings are not quite so well off. They're making progress, but they're falling prey to Single Pokemon Syndrome.
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