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chthulhu

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Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/brandon.ripley3
Consoles Owned: Super Nintendo, N64, Gameboy Color, PS2, Xbox 360, Gameboy Advance
Video Games Played: Mostly Pokemon.
Interests: Guitar, Awesome old shit, Binge eating
Date Signed Up:8/09/2011
Last Login:8/10/2014
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#6 - What? Your comment?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2013 on Shit +11
User avatar #12 - potatot (06/05/2013) [-]
He's SO going to need to pour water on that burn.
#412306 - I agree, probopass is pretty ghey. 06/05/2013 on Pokemon 0
#412302 - Wait, people don't like charizard? Sure, it might not…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2013 on Pokemon 0
#412313 - yuihirasawa has deleted their comment.
User avatar #412318 - totodigatr (06/05/2013) [-]
No, hipsters are the one that hate it. They're too cool for liking it.
User avatar #412312 - totodigatr (06/05/2013) [-]
Hipsters.
#412294 - ITT: Post opinions very little people would agree with. …  [+] (21 new replies) 06/05/2013 on Pokemon +1
#412346 - itsallinthefunny (06/05/2013) [-]
b-but......
User avatar #412352 - itsallinthefunny (06/05/2013) [-]
also theres not a lot of good songs from the games
#412334 - yuihirasawa has deleted their comment.
User avatar #412360 - azumeow (06/05/2013) [-]
Y yui?

Triple battles are my favorite...
#412361 - yuihirasawa has deleted their comment.
User avatar #412363 - azumeow (06/05/2013) [-]
I find it fun to focus my attacks on one Pokemon and watch them all burn down in flames.
User avatar #412330 - mysticpichu (06/05/2013) [-]
I prefere double battles
User avatar #412319 - scytherkris (06/05/2013) [-]
Mewtwo is fucking stupid.
Flygon is fucking stupid.
Lucario is fucking stupid.
Playing the games muted is the best way to play.
All of the minigames/contests were shit except for the Pokeathlon.
User avatar #412336 - vaulttec (06/05/2013) [-]
Those last two, sowrong
User avatar #412335 - totodigatr (06/05/2013) [-]
This wrong opinion about Flygon.
#412323 - yuihirasawa has deleted their comment.
#412315 - yuihirasawa has deleted their comment.
User avatar #412322 - scytherkris (06/05/2013) [-]
If the Jigglypuff line are counted as Sound Pokemon then I like Sound Pokemon.
Whismur line is meh.
#412317 - chthulhu (06/05/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah
User avatar #412305 - vaulttec (06/05/2013) [-]
I don't like how overhyped lucario is
I don't like how overhyped charizard is
I think garbodor is awesome looking aside from it's 'ponytails'
I don't hate any pokemon aside from probopass
User avatar #412306 - chthulhu (06/05/2013) [-]
I agree, probopass is pretty ghey.
User avatar #412295 - totodigatr (06/05/2013) [-]
I think Charizard is pretty cool.
#412302 - chthulhu (06/05/2013) [-]
Wait, people don't like charizard?

Sure, it might not be great competitively, but I don't see how anyone could hate this badass
#412313 - yuihirasawa has deleted their comment.
User avatar #412318 - totodigatr (06/05/2013) [-]
No, hipsters are the one that hate it. They're too cool for liking it.
User avatar #412312 - totodigatr (06/05/2013) [-]
Hipsters.
#412275 - You went through initiation, just like the rest of us. 06/05/2013 on Pokemon +1
#20 - Yeah, but that means you gotta have a Pokemon capable of spinn…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2013 on EV Training -2
User avatar #21 - noamk (06/05/2013) [-]
now this is an idea i can get down with.
opening new hazard removal moves for, say, sp. def. walls would be an amazing way to fix the current meta.
no one like seeing their volcarona switch in just to take 50% damage and then die to an aqua jet to the face.
#26 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/05/2013) [-]
Yall niggas better calm down and play with a Shuckle team.
#46 - bergantzpants (06/05/2013) [-]
Don't fuckle with Shuckle
#18 - **** stealth rock. Seriously, **** all entry…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/05/2013 on EV Training -3
User avatar #19 - noamk (06/05/2013) [-]
again, they are a part of the game.
you can hate weather teams, but it won't make politoed any less useful in OU.
i can see where you are coming from, but there is no such thing as cheap bullshit in competitve play. it's just another way for you to win the game. plus, you can always just spin them away, if you want to waste 1/24 of your move pool on not dealing with entry hazards.
User avatar #20 - chthulhu (06/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, but that means you gotta have a Pokemon capable of spinning on your team. Also, Stealth Rock able to take out 50% of a Pokemon's health is total bullshit. If they remove anything in gen 6, it should be that. Either that, or give us more ways to remove the hazards.
User avatar #21 - noamk (06/05/2013) [-]
now this is an idea i can get down with.
opening new hazard removal moves for, say, sp. def. walls would be an amazing way to fix the current meta.
no one like seeing their volcarona switch in just to take 50% damage and then die to an aqua jet to the face.
#26 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/05/2013) [-]
Yall niggas better calm down and play with a Shuckle team.
#46 - bergantzpants (06/05/2013) [-]
Don't fuckle with Shuckle
#12 - >Find video on Netflix >Press "play"  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2013 on Can I still play Netflix on... +1
User avatar #13 - bitchplzzz (06/05/2013) [-]
That's making use of, you USE and BROWSE netflix
A game is something you PLAY.


MUH ENGLEHSSH
User avatar #21 - Milvath (06/05/2013) [-]
you play a video as well. The word has many uses

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/play
#151 - It works on 32-bit Vista and windows 7. If you're using 64-bit… 06/05/2013 on Control panel 0
#16 - Well, they are brown people. 06/05/2013 on Chocolate people +4
#20 - Picture 06/05/2013 on Tell me +9
#174 - Picture 06/04/2013 on Personality +1
#411665 - I think I still count as new 06/04/2013 on Pokemon 0
#411373 - I only paid 15$ for it, guess I got lucky  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #411375 - totodigatr (06/04/2013) [-]
Well yeah, but I like games with the boxes, and sealed if possible. Look at those expensive motherfuckers.
#411347 - >Little brother sells my heartgold >Only get around …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/04/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #411365 - shedinja (06/04/2013) [-]
Your lucky no body bought it, it took me forever to find heartgold because i was stupid enough to decide 2 years after it released i needed it
User avatar #411393 - kyoukoalt (06/04/2013) [-]
There's one copy left of both Soulsilver and Heartgold at my local store.
User avatar #411367 - totodigatr (06/04/2013) [-]
It is indeed, also pretty expensive.
User avatar #411373 - chthulhu (06/04/2013) [-]
I only paid 15$ for it, guess I got lucky
User avatar #411375 - totodigatr (06/04/2013) [-]
Well yeah, but I like games with the boxes, and sealed if possible. Look at those expensive motherfuckers.
User avatar #411358 - rokkarokkaali (06/04/2013) [-]
what are the odds
#7379 - Probably did, it was on Fox Kids for a few years  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2013 on Childhood Nostalgia Forum 0
User avatar #7544 - darkoblivion (06/23/2013) [-]
i was the only person i knew that enjoyed this show
User avatar #7557 - chthulhu (06/23/2013) [-]
I just finished re-watching it. It was the shit, and apparently the manga's even better
#7374 - These bad boys from outer space (Ultimate muscle) Will… 06/03/2013 on Childhood Nostalgia Forum +1
#5 - Take it back. 06/03/2013 on Spinach +5
#6 - At the end of the episode, Jerry joins him  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2013 on Waiting for the train +78
#72 - anonymous (06/03/2013) [-]
heh heh... Chthulhu's on funnyjunk.
#30 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2013 on Dick Dick +3
#37 - jpg (06/03/2013) [-]
Dick Dick van Dick after being beaten hard.
#83 - considering how many people are downthumbing you, I don't thin…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2013 on A soldier's faithful GF 0
User avatar #84 - admiralen (06/03/2013) [-]
all three of them? and the joke was #81
#78 - Masturbation is a thing, you know  [+] (5 new replies) 06/03/2013 on A soldier's faithful GF 0
User avatar #81 - admiralen (06/03/2013) [-]
as all rapists know, eventually thats not enough

(if you dont get that its a joke with a hint of truth in it youre a very strange person)
#90 - anonymous (06/03/2013) [-]
Its ALL TRUTH/ HORROR- fake STILL WITHOUT SEX- CHOICES- WE WUB 2 WATCH- ISN'T THAT UR CUP O TEA DINADEW? MAKES FOR COURTTIMENDATE
User avatar #92 - admiralen (06/03/2013) [-]
wut?
User avatar #83 - chthulhu (06/03/2013) [-]
considering how many people are downthumbing you, I don't think you executed that joke very well at all.
User avatar #84 - admiralen (06/03/2013) [-]
all three of them? and the joke was #81
#77 - The soldiers believe they're fighting for that. It's the gover…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2013 on A soldier's faithful GF +1
User avatar #259 - pepemex (06/03/2013) [-]
But they aren't actually fighting for that. Belief doesn't affect reality.
#410935 - No such thing as a Bianca tree, so no.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2013 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #410941 - mysticpichu (06/03/2013) [-]
last name maybe. I mean it's gary oak so prof oak has a first name
#411112 - anonymous (06/03/2013) [-]
It's Samuel Oak
User avatar #410938 - ancientchaos (06/03/2013) [-]
Logic'd
#410720 - Picture 06/03/2013 on Pokemon 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #91 - optimogappi (01/10/2014) [-]
Dude. I want your username.
User avatar #88 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
Blarg. I'm still working on my team. Tweaks... fine tuning... getting a feel for everybody...
User avatar #89 to #88 - chthulhu (12/21/2013) [-]
Dude, same here. My team's honestly **** right now, with the exception of clawitzer and mega pinsir.
User avatar #90 to #89 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
I like my Mega Venusaur "Jumanji." I'm enjoying my new Dusknoir "Shinigami." I like Malamar "Mal'kheshar." I'm still debating other dudes. Calm Mind is nice on Carbink. I love Delphox. Sleep Talk on a Guts Flareon is pretty sweet. The new crit ratios make a Sniper Kingdra with Focus Energy and Draco Meteor really tempting. I've somewhat grown fond of how weird Kecleon looks (sporting Protean of course). Tyrantrum is an awesome dinosaur (I wish his Hidden Ability were available). Narrowing down my choices is tough. Narrowing them down to Pokemon I like can be even tougher.

On another note, Frozen is surprisingly good. I recommend going to see it.
User avatar #85 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
Do you do tentacle porn?
User avatar #86 to #85 - chthulhu (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, there was this one time in the 80's, when I was running low on cash. Rent on the bottom of the ocean is pretty high, art school wasn't going anywhere, and it's not like I had any other options available at the time. So yeah, there's tentacle poor featuring everyone's favourite elder god flying around the net somewhere.
User avatar #87 to #86 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
...Would you mind doing another shoot with me?
User avatar #76 - Vuumbleman (10/22/2013) [-]
Hey! You! Trade FCs?

3566 2692 2615
User avatar #77 to #76 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Sure thing man, 1075-2180-3147
User avatar #78 to #77 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'll add yours in a moment. I'm battling a friend at the moment. My team isn't entirely complete and my items aren't ideal, but we'll see how we do!
User avatar #79 to #78 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
It's all good man, my team right now is just a ******* of level 30 phanpys. I'd get my ass kicked if I tried anything.
User avatar #80 to #79 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm doing okay so far. I haven't lost anybody and she's lost two of hers.
User avatar #81 to #80 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Nice, kick some ass >
User avatar #82 to #81 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
******* christ

*>: D
User avatar #84 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
It was just her in-game team, so it was fun, but pretty easy.
User avatar #83 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
Four down! here's her Mega Charizard now.
User avatar #71 - Vuumbleman (09/02/2013) [-]
What's up?
#72 to #71 - chthulhu (09/05/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't see this 'til now. Just flipping out over ********** mega-blastoise. I mean, just look at this badass.
User avatar #73 to #72 - Vuumbleman (09/05/2013) [-]
I know! Since i'm grabbing Chespin, using the Torchic, and I used Charizard on my last Leafgreen run and I used Venusaur on my last White 2 run, I'm going to pick Squirtle to round out the bunch. MegaBlastoise and MegaCharizard look badass! I'm a little disappointed with MegaVenusaur. I think he could have looked cooler with roots around his sides and arms. Like, a ribcage of roots and other roots spiraling around his legs. Just to make him look more distinctive.
User avatar #74 to #73 - chthulhu (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, it feels like they just tossed a flower on his head. Like, I can see the other stuff, but it just doesn't stick out enough. But the other two more than make up for it.
User avatar #75 to #74 - Vuumbleman (09/06/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. I'm quite excited for it.
User avatar #68 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
So I'm thinking Mega Evolutions are mostly for pokemon that need the stat boosts and just new ability options for pokemon that are already powerful. Some of the recent demo footage of MegaMewtwo using non-STAB, neutral damage moves on his opponents did about as much as I would expect a regular Mewtwo to deal.
User avatar #69 to #68 - chthulhu (08/27/2013) [-]
I have a theory that's similar, but I'll describe it tomorrow. A little too drunk to put it into words. I agree with like 90% of what you're saying though.
User avatar #70 to #69 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
Cool, night!
User avatar #67 - supertanto (07/20/2013) [-]
tell me when you're ready to battle the second leader
User avatar #61 to #60 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Dude, yes
User avatar #62 to #61 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
This is a trainer. Its kind of sad the Furret didn't get to do much, but oh well. This is how its done. Utilize a pokemon's strengths to the maximum.
User avatar #63 to #62 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Exactly man. This guy knows his **** , and uses it to **** everyone over. I love it.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm subscribing. I bet we might could learn a thing or two.
User avatar #65 to #64 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Good idea, I think I'll steal it
User avatar #66 to #65 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
My siblings are coming along with their pokemon games. The youngest is on my Leafgreen Version. He's at Victory Road and has half-way been training all his pokemon. His older siblings are not quite so well off. They're making progress, but they're falling prey to Single Pokemon Syndrome.
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