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Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/brandon.ripley3
Consoles Owned: Super Nintendo, N64, Gameboy Color, PS2, Xbox 360, Gameboy Advance
Video Games Played: Mostly Pokemon.
Interests: Guitar, Awesome old shit, Binge eating
Date Signed Up:8/09/2011
Last Login:2/21/2014
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#155 - Made this back when the shitstorm about her was going on. Just… 01/17/2014 on I wonder how Amy is doing... +5
#12 - Nope, Simple Jack was a fictional movie that the main characte…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on Miley Cyrus or Simple Jack +9
#17 - urapooper (01/16/2014) [-]
Oscar Gold is also a fictional movie created by a character to make people cry to their deaths.
#16 - I think I get it. The joke is that both parties have a severe …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2014 on heh times sure have changed +235
User avatar #174 - hookydoo (01/10/2014) [-]
a hearty lol was had. I wanted to comment on just how much I enjoyed, it was hilarious sir.
User avatar #58 - drtrousersnake (01/09/2014) [-]
I missed you SOR
#443 - Your cable out? If it is, call Rogers. I work for them, and we… 01/08/2014 on This is how cold it is in... 0
#44 - That nigga totally accidentally me. 01/05/2014 on dracula +7
#12 - I do. 12/29/2013 on (untitled) +6
#23 - It was yesterday only.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2013 on Witty title about Steam 0
User avatar #24 - tacoiiimaniac (12/27/2013) [-]
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Damn it. I really should check steam more often.
#35 - Because, you know, not tuning it yourself magically makes your… 12/25/2013 on Awesome Guitar Tuner +1
#89 - Dude, same here. My team's honestly shit right now, with the e…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2013 on chthulhu's profile 0
User avatar #90 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
I like my Mega Venusaur "Jumanji." I'm enjoying my new Dusknoir "Shinigami." I like Malamar "Mal'kheshar." I'm still debating other dudes. Calm Mind is nice on Carbink. I love Delphox. Sleep Talk on a Guts Flareon is pretty sweet. The new crit ratios make a Sniper Kingdra with Focus Energy and Draco Meteor really tempting. I've somewhat grown fond of how weird Kecleon looks (sporting Protean of course). Tyrantrum is an awesome dinosaur (I wish his Hidden Ability were available). Narrowing down my choices is tough. Narrowing them down to Pokemon I like can be even tougher.

On another note, Frozen is surprisingly good. I recommend going to see it.
#22 - Wait, that wasn't the picture's original message?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on Feminism vs Reality +2
User avatar #49 - sheenaandjanie (12/15/2013) [-]
The original message is that PEOPLE are saying that to them, the gender isn't specified.
#7057259 - What was it? 12/14/2013 on retard forum 0
#49 - I feel ya bro. 12/02/2013 on Bathtub maintenance +8
#192 - Since the characters have trouble avoiding them, I'm gonna ass… 12/02/2013 on He's Got A Point 0
#86 - Well, there was this one time in the 80's, when I was running …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on chthulhu's profile 0
User avatar #87 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
...Would you mind doing another shoot with me?
#11 - I'd really rather not. I have absolutely zero political experience  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on Bathtub maintenance +4
User avatar #19 - tiredofthis (12/02/2013) [-]
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!!!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!!
#10 - See? Told you guys I'm not all bad.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2013 on Bathtub maintenance +85
#60 - dogeate (12/02/2013) [-]
other than bringing the end of the world thing, you are really a stand up guy.
#13 - Animefreake (12/02/2013) [-]
We know, we know.
#18 - tiredofthis (12/02/2013) [-]
#155 - I lived in one of the french parts. It's so anti-engl… 12/02/2013 on Nigga You Just Went Full... 0
#109 - The movie theater. 11/30/2013 on maybe it's comfy +1
#474 - Also, last I checked, Mickey Mouse isn't an anime.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2013 on grow up +4
#479 - mansgreatest (11/25/2013) [-]
Reason I said just cartoons but if you couldn't read that then I guess you would call anime just a cartoon as well.
#472 - Anime are just cartoons from Japan. Deal with it.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/25/2013 on grow up +4
#510 - missderpy (11/25/2013) [-]
Some people call spongebob an anime. Aniem just means Animation, so any show that is animated like spongebob or family guy can be considered anime. So, technically, mickey mouse can be part of an anime [spoiler]Not trying to be mean or anything, I just wanted to make sure you know they are similar [spoiler]
User avatar #512 - yusay (11/25/2013) [-]
Anime is the term the Japanese use to refer to animation. For English speakers Anime refers to Japanese animations.
User avatar #474 - chthulhu (11/25/2013) [-]
Also, last I checked, Mickey Mouse isn't an anime.
#479 - mansgreatest (11/25/2013) [-]
Reason I said just cartoons but if you couldn't read that then I guess you would call anime just a cartoon as well.
#139 - Think of it this way: Even Master Roshi is capable of moving f…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/25/2013 on He's Got A Point +13
User avatar #189 - emurater (11/26/2013) [-]
Theoretically speaking, but we don't know if the speed of the energy blasts is the same or not. The velocity of the energy blasts have never been brought into question.
User avatar #192 - chthulhu (12/02/2013) [-]
Since the characters have trouble avoiding them, I'm gonna assume they're even faster.
User avatar #156 - johnnyferno (11/25/2013) [-]
That....would explain a lot.
#542004 - Male is preferred, 'cause a female Machamp is as weird as a ma…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Pokemon 0
#542011 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [-]
>Not wanting superior trap gardevoir
User avatar #542005 - Gardevoir (11/22/2013) [-]
I was summoned.
#542008 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [-]
you must get lots of mention from people wanting to fuck you
User avatar #542010 - Gardevoir (11/22/2013) [-]
Not as much as you'd think.
User avatar #542007 - ancientchaos (11/22/2013) [-]
congratulations
#542000 - Sgt.Kickass works for some reason. My shit nature machamp is n…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #542003 - volero (11/22/2013) [-]
I see. Does gender matter?
User avatar #542004 - chthulhu (11/22/2013) [-]
Male is preferred, 'cause a female Machamp is as weird as a male Gardevoir, but not important. And if it winds up with guts for some reason, I have an ability capsule.
#542011 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [-]
>Not wanting superior trap gardevoir
User avatar #542005 - Gardevoir (11/22/2013) [-]
I was summoned.
#542008 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [-]
you must get lots of mention from people wanting to fuck you
User avatar #542010 - Gardevoir (11/22/2013) [-]
Not as much as you'd think.
User avatar #542007 - ancientchaos (11/22/2013) [-]
congratulations
#542002 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [-]
so that works, yet i can't name my chespin shazam?
#541998 - Alright. If you could nickname it Sgt. Kickass, that'd be awesome.  [+] (11 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #542001 - volero (11/22/2013) [-]
Anons right, some words got censored. But I'll try.
#541999 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [-]
no no words got banana'd by gamefreak
User avatar #542000 - chthulhu (11/22/2013) [-]
Sgt.Kickass works for some reason. My shit nature machamp is named that.
User avatar #542003 - volero (11/22/2013) [-]
I see. Does gender matter?
User avatar #542004 - chthulhu (11/22/2013) [-]
Male is preferred, 'cause a female Machamp is as weird as a male Gardevoir, but not important. And if it winds up with guts for some reason, I have an ability capsule.
#542011 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [-]
>Not wanting superior trap gardevoir
User avatar #542005 - Gardevoir (11/22/2013) [-]
I was summoned.
#542008 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [-]
you must get lots of mention from people wanting to fuck you
User avatar #542010 - Gardevoir (11/22/2013) [-]
Not as much as you'd think.
User avatar #542007 - ancientchaos (11/22/2013) [-]
congratulations
#542002 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [-]
so that works, yet i can't name my chespin shazam?
#541993 - I'm looking for a nicknameable 4/5 IV adament machop/choke/cha…  [+] (21 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #542107 - lolmasterx (11/22/2013) [-]
Well, no, but I have quite a few spare 5IV Gibles and Mawiles, if you're interested in those.
But I doubt you are.
User avatar #542016 - volero (11/22/2013) [-]
I hatched 8 eggs and have a 4 IV.
Since it didn't take long, I'll go ahead and get a 5 IV for ya.
User avatar #542017 - volero (11/22/2013) [-]
FUCK. I FUCKING RELEASED IT.
User avatar #542018 - elitehacker (11/22/2013) [-]
lolwut
User avatar #542019 - volero (11/22/2013) [-]
I had 2 with me, and I accidently released the one with 4 IVs...
#542021 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [-]
protip, use the marking so you can tell them apart
User avatar #542022 - volero (11/22/2013) [-]
Sad part is I did. I just wasn't paying attention.
User avatar #542020 - elitehacker (11/22/2013) [-]
no blue sylveon for u
User avatar #541995 - volero (11/22/2013) [-]
Give me till Friday night, and I can have one.
User avatar #541998 - chthulhu (11/22/2013) [-]
Alright. If you could nickname it Sgt. Kickass, that'd be awesome.
User avatar #542001 - volero (11/22/2013) [-]
Anons right, some words got censored. But I'll try.
#541999 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [-]
no no words got banana'd by gamefreak
User avatar #542000 - chthulhu (11/22/2013) [-]
Sgt.Kickass works for some reason. My shit nature machamp is named that.
User avatar #542003 - volero (11/22/2013) [-]
I see. Does gender matter?
User avatar #542004 - chthulhu (11/22/2013) [-]
Male is preferred, 'cause a female Machamp is as weird as a male Gardevoir, but not important. And if it winds up with guts for some reason, I have an ability capsule.
#542011 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [-]
>Not wanting superior trap gardevoir
User avatar #542005 - Gardevoir (11/22/2013) [-]
I was summoned.
#542008 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [-]
you must get lots of mention from people wanting to fuck you
User avatar #542010 - Gardevoir (11/22/2013) [-]
Not as much as you'd think.
User avatar #542007 - ancientchaos (11/22/2013) [-]
congratulations
#542002 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [-]
so that works, yet i can't name my chespin shazam?

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User avatar #91 - optimogappi (01/10/2014) [-]
Dude. I want your username.
User avatar #88 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
Blarg. I'm still working on my team. Tweaks... fine tuning... getting a feel for everybody...
User avatar #89 to #88 - chthulhu (12/21/2013) [-]
Dude, same here. My team's honestly shit right now, with the exception of clawitzer and mega pinsir.
User avatar #90 to #89 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
I like my Mega Venusaur "Jumanji." I'm enjoying my new Dusknoir "Shinigami." I like Malamar "Mal'kheshar." I'm still debating other dudes. Calm Mind is nice on Carbink. I love Delphox. Sleep Talk on a Guts Flareon is pretty sweet. The new crit ratios make a Sniper Kingdra with Focus Energy and Draco Meteor really tempting. I've somewhat grown fond of how weird Kecleon looks (sporting Protean of course). Tyrantrum is an awesome dinosaur (I wish his Hidden Ability were available). Narrowing down my choices is tough. Narrowing them down to Pokemon I like can be even tougher.

On another note, Frozen is surprisingly good. I recommend going to see it.
User avatar #85 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
Do you do tentacle porn?
User avatar #86 to #85 - chthulhu (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, there was this one time in the 80's, when I was running low on cash. Rent on the bottom of the ocean is pretty high, art school wasn't going anywhere, and it's not like I had any other options available at the time. So yeah, there's tentacle poor featuring everyone's favourite elder god flying around the net somewhere.
User avatar #87 to #86 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
...Would you mind doing another shoot with me?
User avatar #76 - Vuumbleman (10/22/2013) [-]
Hey! You! Trade FCs?

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User avatar #77 to #76 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Sure thing man, 1075-2180-3147
User avatar #78 to #77 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'll add yours in a moment. I'm battling a friend at the moment. My team isn't entirely complete and my items aren't ideal, but we'll see how we do!
User avatar #79 to #78 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
It's all good man, my team right now is just a shitton of level 30 phanpys. I'd get my ass kicked if I tried anything.
User avatar #80 to #79 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm doing okay so far. I haven't lost anybody and she's lost two of hers.
User avatar #81 to #80 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Nice, kick some ass >
User avatar #82 to #81 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Fucking christ

*>: D
User avatar #84 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
It was just her in-game team, so it was fun, but pretty easy.
User avatar #83 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
Four down! here's her Mega Charizard now.
User avatar #71 - Vuumbleman (09/02/2013) [-]
What's up?
#72 to #71 - chthulhu (09/05/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't see this 'til now. Just flipping out over mawfuckin' mega-blastoise. I mean, just look at this badass.
User avatar #73 to #72 - Vuumbleman (09/05/2013) [-]
I know! Since i'm grabbing Chespin, using the Torchic, and I used Charizard on my last Leafgreen run and I used Venusaur on my last White 2 run, I'm going to pick Squirtle to round out the bunch. MegaBlastoise and MegaCharizard look badass! I'm a little disappointed with MegaVenusaur. I think he could have looked cooler with roots around his sides and arms. Like, a ribcage of roots and other roots spiraling around his legs. Just to make him look more distinctive.
User avatar #74 to #73 - chthulhu (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, it feels like they just tossed a flower on his head. Like, I can see the other stuff, but it just doesn't stick out enough. But the other two more than make up for it.
User avatar #75 to #74 - Vuumbleman (09/06/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. I'm quite excited for it.
User avatar #68 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
So I'm thinking Mega Evolutions are mostly for pokemon that need the stat boosts and just new ability options for pokemon that are already powerful. Some of the recent demo footage of MegaMewtwo using non-STAB, neutral damage moves on his opponents did about as much as I would expect a regular Mewtwo to deal.
User avatar #69 to #68 - chthulhu (08/27/2013) [-]
I have a theory that's similar, but I'll describe it tomorrow. A little too drunk to put it into words. I agree with like 90% of what you're saying though.
User avatar #70 to #69 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
Cool, night!
User avatar #67 - supertanto (07/20/2013) [-]
tell me when you're ready to battle the second leader
User avatar #61 to #60 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Dude, yes
User avatar #62 to #61 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
This is a trainer. Its kind of sad the Furret didn't get to do much, but oh well. This is how its done. Utilize a pokemon's strengths to the maximum.
User avatar #63 to #62 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Exactly man. This guy knows his shit, and uses it to fuck everyone over. I love it.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm subscribing. I bet we might could learn a thing or two.
User avatar #65 to #64 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Good idea, I think I'll steal it
User avatar #66 to #65 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
My siblings are coming along with their pokemon games. The youngest is on my Leafgreen Version. He's at Victory Road and has half-way been training all his pokemon. His older siblings are not quite so well off. They're making progress, but they're falling prey to Single Pokemon Syndrome.
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