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Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/brandon.ripley3
Consoles Owned: Super Nintendo, N64, Gameboy Color, PS2, Xbox 360, Gameboy Advance
Video Games Played: Mostly Pokemon.
Interests: Guitar, Awesome old shit, Binge eating
Date Signed Up:8/09/2011
Last Login:8/10/2014
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#323 - I'm gonna take a stab at it and assume that, like the Alien se… 06/25/2013 on Fucked up shit 0
#98 - The faces in the house were already proven to be a lady just r… 06/25/2013 on World 10 enigmas 0
#5003742 - 5 to see it, 10 to touch it. I'll stop if you remove…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/25/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #5003985 - drl (06/25/2013) [-]
stop what
User avatar #5004011 - chthulhu (06/25/2013) [-]
Mentioning you. If I'm mentioned again, I'll spam the fuck out of your name myself. Deal?
User avatar #5007564 - drl (06/25/2013) [-]
you do realize i like the attention
User avatar #5010140 - chthulhu (06/26/2013) [-]
All good, I just found out there's a block function. I'll just use that instead
User avatar #5010313 - drl (06/26/2013) [-]
but why
i mean its not like im doing anything bad
User avatar #5010398 - chthulhu (06/26/2013) [-]
'cause I figured out it just stops friend requests, mentions, and shit like that, while still letting me actually see and reply to comments, so there's no real downside. Beats the hell out of having to go through 20-30 mentions (After combining your mentions with Bumsnatcher's) every few days when I log in.
#5003623 - I agree with anon man. drl deserves this **** . 06/25/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#5003556 - Oh god, this **** . **** you drl  [+] (9 new replies) 06/25/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #5003709 - drl (06/25/2013) [-]
meet me in the ally
User avatar #5003742 - chthulhu (06/25/2013) [-]
5 to see it, 10 to touch it.

I'll stop if you remove me. Please?
User avatar #5003985 - drl (06/25/2013) [-]
stop what
User avatar #5004011 - chthulhu (06/25/2013) [-]
Mentioning you. If I'm mentioned again, I'll spam the fuck out of your name myself. Deal?
User avatar #5007564 - drl (06/25/2013) [-]
you do realize i like the attention
User avatar #5010140 - chthulhu (06/26/2013) [-]
All good, I just found out there's a block function. I'll just use that instead
User avatar #5010313 - drl (06/26/2013) [-]
but why
i mean its not like im doing anything bad
User avatar #5010398 - chthulhu (06/26/2013) [-]
'cause I figured out it just stops friend requests, mentions, and shit like that, while still letting me actually see and reply to comments, so there's no real downside. Beats the hell out of having to go through 20-30 mentions (After combining your mentions with Bumsnatcher's) every few days when I log in.
#5003635 - anonymous (06/25/2013) [-]
I know right? Fuck drl
#176 - Same. White and green was way cooler than red.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2013 on Poor luigi +1
#177 - princessren has deleted their comment.
#2301 - Please remove me from your list, I don't care about My Little …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2013 on drl's profile 0
User avatar #2308 - drl (06/24/2013) [-]
im not a telemarketer
your staing on the list
#2300 - Some cuntwad called bumsnatchersghost made a giant copy-pasta … 06/24/2013 on drl's profile 0
#130 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2013 on 10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage... +31
#137 - noideawhatimdoing Comment deleted by chthulhu
#91 - Even reading that in my head was tough. 06/23/2013 on Woah +1
#7557 - I just finished re-watching it. It was the **** , … 06/23/2013 on Childhood Nostalgia Forum 0
#132 - Stop being a ****** . 06/23/2013 on deathtothecloppers's profile 0
#432165 - Thanks 06/22/2013 on Pokemon 0
#432163 - They removed OU no SR... This sucks  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #432164 - zerositnator (06/22/2013) [-]
I like your name.
User avatar #432165 - chthulhu (06/22/2013) [-]
Thanks
#40 - >Parent who doesn't know about it's online requirement buys…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on title +4
User avatar #51 - Omegashenron (06/23/2013) [-]
>Parent doesn't know about it's online requirement buys its for their kid*
*Is a retarded consumer end of story*
#22 - Oh, my bad. 06/21/2013 on Pokemon Errors Dos 0
#20 - Dude, as true as what I said is, xturboxx is right. In game, e…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2013 on Pokemon Errors Dos +2
User avatar #21 - lordtakeo (06/21/2013) [-]
I wasn't refering to gen 1, just mention that there is a logical explenation later on.
Seriously, ground couldn't be hurt by electricity in gen1.

Sorry for that misunderstanding.

... Yeah, I know, a bit of a repost of myself, but fuck it!
User avatar #22 - chthulhu (06/21/2013) [-]
Oh, my bad.
#3 - Here it is without **** captions 06/21/2013 on Just act casual +13
#15 - The move soak, introduced in Generation 5, is a reference to t… 06/21/2013 on Pokemon Errors Dos +21
#7 - Apparently that's also why Kid Trunks and Goten didn't have tails  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2013 on Oolong 0
#10 - anonymous (06/21/2013) [-]
Nah, they cut them off at birth. The manga heavily implies it.
#16 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2013 on Jigglypuff is One Intense... +11
#27 - argonianmaidohonor (06/21/2013) [-]
#222 - Personally, the only comic book series I've downloaded is the … 06/21/2013 on Adult Swim on piracy. 0
#170 - It's like if someone tried to drug your drink, but you caught … 06/21/2013 on Too late Microsoft. -1
#103 - Yep, all the time.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on (1) McFail +1
User avatar #106 - christmouth (06/20/2013) [-]
Jesus fucking Christ man, shows what's wrong with most people nowadays.
#429148 - Fighting Fist badge or something I guess Drain Punch … 06/19/2013 on Pokemon +1

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User avatar #91 - optimogappi ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
Dude. I want your username.
User avatar #88 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
Blarg. I'm still working on my team. Tweaks... fine tuning... getting a feel for everybody...
User avatar #89 to #88 - chthulhu (12/21/2013) [-]
Dude, same here. My team's honestly **** right now, with the exception of clawitzer and mega pinsir.
User avatar #90 to #89 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
I like my Mega Venusaur "Jumanji." I'm enjoying my new Dusknoir "Shinigami." I like Malamar "Mal'kheshar." I'm still debating other dudes. Calm Mind is nice on Carbink. I love Delphox. Sleep Talk on a Guts Flareon is pretty sweet. The new crit ratios make a Sniper Kingdra with Focus Energy and Draco Meteor really tempting. I've somewhat grown fond of how weird Kecleon looks (sporting Protean of course). Tyrantrum is an awesome dinosaur (I wish his Hidden Ability were available). Narrowing down my choices is tough. Narrowing them down to Pokemon I like can be even tougher.

On another note, Frozen is surprisingly good. I recommend going to see it.
User avatar #85 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
Do you do tentacle porn?
User avatar #86 to #85 - chthulhu (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, there was this one time in the 80's, when I was running low on cash. Rent on the bottom of the ocean is pretty high, art school wasn't going anywhere, and it's not like I had any other options available at the time. So yeah, there's tentacle poor featuring everyone's favourite elder god flying around the net somewhere.
User avatar #87 to #86 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
...Would you mind doing another shoot with me?
User avatar #76 - Vuumbleman (10/22/2013) [-]
Hey! You! Trade FCs?

3566 2692 2615
User avatar #77 to #76 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Sure thing man, 1075-2180-3147
User avatar #78 to #77 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'll add yours in a moment. I'm battling a friend at the moment. My team isn't entirely complete and my items aren't ideal, but we'll see how we do!
User avatar #79 to #78 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
It's all good man, my team right now is just a ******* of level 30 phanpys. I'd get my ass kicked if I tried anything.
User avatar #80 to #79 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm doing okay so far. I haven't lost anybody and she's lost two of hers.
User avatar #81 to #80 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Nice, kick some ass >
User avatar #82 to #81 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
******* christ

*>: D
User avatar #84 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
It was just her in-game team, so it was fun, but pretty easy.
User avatar #83 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
Four down! here's her Mega Charizard now.
User avatar #71 - Vuumbleman (09/02/2013) [-]
What's up?
#72 to #71 - chthulhu (09/05/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't see this 'til now. Just flipping out over ********** mega-blastoise. I mean, just look at this badass.
User avatar #73 to #72 - Vuumbleman (09/05/2013) [-]
I know! Since i'm grabbing Chespin, using the Torchic, and I used Charizard on my last Leafgreen run and I used Venusaur on my last White 2 run, I'm going to pick Squirtle to round out the bunch. MegaBlastoise and MegaCharizard look badass! I'm a little disappointed with MegaVenusaur. I think he could have looked cooler with roots around his sides and arms. Like, a ribcage of roots and other roots spiraling around his legs. Just to make him look more distinctive.
User avatar #74 to #73 - chthulhu (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, it feels like they just tossed a flower on his head. Like, I can see the other stuff, but it just doesn't stick out enough. But the other two more than make up for it.
User avatar #75 to #74 - Vuumbleman (09/06/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. I'm quite excited for it.
User avatar #68 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
So I'm thinking Mega Evolutions are mostly for pokemon that need the stat boosts and just new ability options for pokemon that are already powerful. Some of the recent demo footage of MegaMewtwo using non-STAB, neutral damage moves on his opponents did about as much as I would expect a regular Mewtwo to deal.
User avatar #69 to #68 - chthulhu (08/27/2013) [-]
I have a theory that's similar, but I'll describe it tomorrow. A little too drunk to put it into words. I agree with like 90% of what you're saying though.
User avatar #70 to #69 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
Cool, night!
User avatar #67 - supertanto (07/20/2013) [-]
tell me when you're ready to battle the second leader
User avatar #61 to #60 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Dude, yes
User avatar #62 to #61 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
This is a trainer. Its kind of sad the Furret didn't get to do much, but oh well. This is how its done. Utilize a pokemon's strengths to the maximum.
User avatar #63 to #62 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Exactly man. This guy knows his **** , and uses it to **** everyone over. I love it.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm subscribing. I bet we might could learn a thing or two.
User avatar #65 to #64 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Good idea, I think I'll steal it
User avatar #66 to #65 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
My siblings are coming along with their pokemon games. The youngest is on my Leafgreen Version. He's at Victory Road and has half-way been training all his pokemon. His older siblings are not quite so well off. They're making progress, but they're falling prey to Single Pokemon Syndrome.
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