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Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/brandon.ripley3
Consoles Owned: Super Nintendo, N64, Gameboy Color, PS2, Xbox 360, Gameboy Advance
Video Games Played: Mostly Pokemon.
Interests: Guitar, Awesome old shit, Binge eating
Date Signed Up:8/09/2011
Last Login:8/10/2014
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#17 - I ordered them once. Not as good as I remembered.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2013 on racial puffs +4
#18 - frozencrown (07/03/2013) [-]
Damn, that sucks :/ Thanks for the warning
#440594 - This picture is perfect 07/02/2013 on Pokemon 0
#440567 - This one's pretty ******* rad 07/02/2013 on Pokemon 0
#440565 - Qwilfish ubers sweep. **** yeah 07/02/2013 on Pokemon 0
#10 - Comment number 8 might just be Nintendo Jerry 07/02/2013 on Xbox Backpack +4
#71 - The guy said he's leaving his mother. Since the kid l… 07/02/2013 on what a twist +4
#34 - Picture 07/01/2013 on Ayeaaah, Jackie!! +7
#65 - Good idea, I think I'll steal it  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2013 on chthulhu's profile 0
User avatar #66 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
My siblings are coming along with their pokemon games. The youngest is on my Leafgreen Version. He's at Victory Road and has half-way been training all his pokemon. His older siblings are not quite so well off. They're making progress, but they're falling prey to Single Pokemon Syndrome.
#63 - Exactly man. This guy knows his **** , and uses it…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2013 on chthulhu's profile 0
User avatar #64 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm subscribing. I bet we might could learn a thing or two.
User avatar #65 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Good idea, I think I'll steal it
User avatar #66 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
My siblings are coming along with their pokemon games. The youngest is on my Leafgreen Version. He's at Victory Road and has half-way been training all his pokemon. His older siblings are not quite so well off. They're making progress, but they're falling prey to Single Pokemon Syndrome.
#61 - Dude, yes  [+] (5 new replies) 06/30/2013 on chthulhu's profile 0
User avatar #62 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
This is a trainer. Its kind of sad the Furret didn't get to do much, but oh well. This is how its done. Utilize a pokemon's strengths to the maximum.
User avatar #63 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Exactly man. This guy knows his shit, and uses it to fuck everyone over. I love it.
User avatar #64 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm subscribing. I bet we might could learn a thing or two.
User avatar #65 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Good idea, I think I'll steal it
User avatar #66 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
My siblings are coming along with their pokemon games. The youngest is on my Leafgreen Version. He's at Victory Road and has half-way been training all his pokemon. His older siblings are not quite so well off. They're making progress, but they're falling prey to Single Pokemon Syndrome.
#48 - You're ruining one of my favourite gifs. Stop.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on Captain Marvel Hits Puberty +5
User avatar #76 - thedarkassassin (06/30/2013) [-]
What was it?
#154 - Okay, name 10 negative side effects for every positive one lis…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on There Is No Righting a Wrong 0
#298 - anonymous (06/30/2013) [-]
Positives
Good parts about being drunk i.e you're more social. And slight cardiac stuff.
Negatives:
A lot of diseases and the bad parts about being drunk i.e aggression, irresponsibility, etc.
#156 - Apparently, the dude from Blue's Clues got mad pussy.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on Well... +5
#204 - silverhellion (06/27/2013) [-]
that's a given
#92 - But that means looking away 06/26/2013 on Well shit +2
#110 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on Awesome Inventions +48
#112 - specialone (06/26/2013) [-]
You win this round you cursed sea monster.
#105 - Is that a 3 litre bottle? I had no idea that even existed  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on And They Wonder Why People... 0
User avatar #107 - seniorawesomesauce (06/26/2013) [-]
No, it's 2 liters, though I have seen 3 liter bottles before.
#106 - Nintendo already made the first one, without smartphone requirement.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Awesome Inventions +19
#109 - specialone (06/26/2013) [-]
Sony made it 10 years ago.
#110 - chthulhu (06/26/2013) [-]
#112 - specialone (06/26/2013) [-]
You win this round you cursed sea monster.
#65 - Same here. Took me years to find out I could switch between di… 06/26/2013 on Childhood Fact 0
#41 - I did this. Thundercock Soulpuncher is the best *******… 06/26/2013 on dem tags 0
#312 - The Wonderful 101 is a totally new IP 06/26/2013 on E3 2013 0
#59 - Damn. Oh well 06/26/2013 on Here Fishy Fishy... +2
#5010398 - 'cause I figured out it just stops friend requests, mentions, … 06/26/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#54 - Finally, I can use this  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Here Fishy Fishy... +5
#58 - asftrooper (06/26/2013) [-]
Sorry dude, top comment. Number 11
User avatar #59 - chthulhu (06/26/2013) [-]
Damn. Oh well
#5010140 - All good, I just found out there's a block function. I'll just…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #5010313 - drl (06/26/2013) [-]
but why
i mean its not like im doing anything bad
User avatar #5010398 - chthulhu (06/26/2013) [-]
'cause I figured out it just stops friend requests, mentions, and shit like that, while still letting me actually see and reply to comments, so there's no real downside. Beats the hell out of having to go through 20-30 mentions (After combining your mentions with Bumsnatcher's) every few days when I log in.
#5004011 - Mentioning you. If I'm mentioned again, I'll spam the *…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/25/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #5007564 - drl (06/25/2013) [-]
you do realize i like the attention
User avatar #5010140 - chthulhu (06/26/2013) [-]
All good, I just found out there's a block function. I'll just use that instead
User avatar #5010313 - drl (06/26/2013) [-]
but why
i mean its not like im doing anything bad
User avatar #5010398 - chthulhu (06/26/2013) [-]
'cause I figured out it just stops friend requests, mentions, and shit like that, while still letting me actually see and reply to comments, so there's no real downside. Beats the hell out of having to go through 20-30 mentions (After combining your mentions with Bumsnatcher's) every few days when I log in.

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User avatar #91 - optimogappi (01/10/2014) [-]
Dude. I want your username.
User avatar #88 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
Blarg. I'm still working on my team. Tweaks... fine tuning... getting a feel for everybody...
User avatar #89 to #88 - chthulhu (12/21/2013) [-]
Dude, same here. My team's honestly **** right now, with the exception of clawitzer and mega pinsir.
User avatar #90 to #89 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
I like my Mega Venusaur "Jumanji." I'm enjoying my new Dusknoir "Shinigami." I like Malamar "Mal'kheshar." I'm still debating other dudes. Calm Mind is nice on Carbink. I love Delphox. Sleep Talk on a Guts Flareon is pretty sweet. The new crit ratios make a Sniper Kingdra with Focus Energy and Draco Meteor really tempting. I've somewhat grown fond of how weird Kecleon looks (sporting Protean of course). Tyrantrum is an awesome dinosaur (I wish his Hidden Ability were available). Narrowing down my choices is tough. Narrowing them down to Pokemon I like can be even tougher.

On another note, Frozen is surprisingly good. I recommend going to see it.
User avatar #85 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
Do you do tentacle porn?
User avatar #86 to #85 - chthulhu (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, there was this one time in the 80's, when I was running low on cash. Rent on the bottom of the ocean is pretty high, art school wasn't going anywhere, and it's not like I had any other options available at the time. So yeah, there's tentacle poor featuring everyone's favourite elder god flying around the net somewhere.
User avatar #87 to #86 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
...Would you mind doing another shoot with me?
User avatar #76 - Vuumbleman (10/22/2013) [-]
Hey! You! Trade FCs?

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User avatar #77 to #76 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Sure thing man, 1075-2180-3147
User avatar #78 to #77 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'll add yours in a moment. I'm battling a friend at the moment. My team isn't entirely complete and my items aren't ideal, but we'll see how we do!
User avatar #79 to #78 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
It's all good man, my team right now is just a ******* of level 30 phanpys. I'd get my ass kicked if I tried anything.
User avatar #80 to #79 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm doing okay so far. I haven't lost anybody and she's lost two of hers.
User avatar #81 to #80 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Nice, kick some ass >
User avatar #82 to #81 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
******* christ

*>: D
User avatar #84 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
It was just her in-game team, so it was fun, but pretty easy.
User avatar #83 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
Four down! here's her Mega Charizard now.
User avatar #71 - Vuumbleman (09/02/2013) [-]
What's up?
#72 to #71 - chthulhu (09/05/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't see this 'til now. Just flipping out over ********** mega-blastoise. I mean, just look at this badass.
User avatar #73 to #72 - Vuumbleman (09/05/2013) [-]
I know! Since i'm grabbing Chespin, using the Torchic, and I used Charizard on my last Leafgreen run and I used Venusaur on my last White 2 run, I'm going to pick Squirtle to round out the bunch. MegaBlastoise and MegaCharizard look badass! I'm a little disappointed with MegaVenusaur. I think he could have looked cooler with roots around his sides and arms. Like, a ribcage of roots and other roots spiraling around his legs. Just to make him look more distinctive.
User avatar #74 to #73 - chthulhu (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, it feels like they just tossed a flower on his head. Like, I can see the other stuff, but it just doesn't stick out enough. But the other two more than make up for it.
User avatar #75 to #74 - Vuumbleman (09/06/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. I'm quite excited for it.
User avatar #68 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
So I'm thinking Mega Evolutions are mostly for pokemon that need the stat boosts and just new ability options for pokemon that are already powerful. Some of the recent demo footage of MegaMewtwo using non-STAB, neutral damage moves on his opponents did about as much as I would expect a regular Mewtwo to deal.
User avatar #69 to #68 - chthulhu (08/27/2013) [-]
I have a theory that's similar, but I'll describe it tomorrow. A little too drunk to put it into words. I agree with like 90% of what you're saying though.
User avatar #70 to #69 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
Cool, night!
User avatar #67 - supertanto (07/20/2013) [-]
tell me when you're ready to battle the second leader
User avatar #61 to #60 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Dude, yes
User avatar #62 to #61 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
This is a trainer. Its kind of sad the Furret didn't get to do much, but oh well. This is how its done. Utilize a pokemon's strengths to the maximum.
User avatar #63 to #62 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Exactly man. This guy knows his **** , and uses it to **** everyone over. I love it.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm subscribing. I bet we might could learn a thing or two.
User avatar #65 to #64 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Good idea, I think I'll steal it
User avatar #66 to #65 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
My siblings are coming along with their pokemon games. The youngest is on my Leafgreen Version. He's at Victory Road and has half-way been training all his pokemon. His older siblings are not quite so well off. They're making progress, but they're falling prey to Single Pokemon Syndrome.
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