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#219 - Come to Ontario man. I left Quebec 3 months ago and it's WAY b… 07/14/2013 on first comment 0
#217 - Not only did I go there, I lived there for 19 years. 07/14/2013 on first comment +2
#6 - As a former Queber, I just wanna say, **** that p…  [+] (35 new replies) 07/13/2013 on first comment +146
#298 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
As a citizen of the USA, I must say...

AAAAAHAHAHAH! YES! I'VE FINALLY GOT PROOF THAT WE AREN'T THE ONLY TARDS WITH SOCIAL ISSUES ON THIS PLANET!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!
#272 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
its not that bad, its just that like anywhere in the world we got ignorant fucks.
I mean I know a lot of people who are english and they are doing great and would not move. It is just that you gotta stop thinking about the 1% retarded and be happy that there is the 99%.
#202 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
What the hell are you talking about..?
You've clearly never went to quebec, literally all farms and all restaurents have posters with english and french salutations, people learn both french and english at school and everyone is okay with you aslong as you're nice with them.
Stop trying to make quebec look like shit.
User avatar #217 - chthulhu (07/14/2013) [-]
Not only did I go there, I lived there for 19 years.
#195 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
mtl-fag here, instead of dealing with real issues, This whore Pauline Marois is wasting our money to pay the fucking salaries of language police. Restaurant owners can't even put pasta in their menus because it isn't a french word. Like seriously fuck this place. And everyone's giving the fucing indians, and muslims better rights than the english speaking right now it's terrible. My grandparents were greek immigrants and i can't even fuck visit them in park-extension without going through paki-land (which 30-40 years ago was mainly a greek and italian area)
#163 - wildemu (07/13/2013) [-]
I'm still a english-speaking quebecer and shit has definitely not changed -.-, Can't wait to get out of this crummy province.
User avatar #219 - chthulhu (07/14/2013) [-]
Come to Ontario man. I left Quebec 3 months ago and it's WAY better here
#139 - barenakedqueens (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree. I'm an anglophone Quebecer, and the way anglophones are treated here is a trillion times better than the way the francophones were until the 60's/70's. We're a distinct people who feel like we should protect our heritage from the gigantic anglophone majority around us. Yeah, sometimes people can go too far, but there isn't one single fucking nation in the world that doesn't have those people. I learned french, and frankly I'm proud cuz it's one rich-ass language. I rarely got harassed for being english and my french friends get teased by anglophone dicks too.

tl;dr Québec ain't bad, please don't hate us
User avatar #282 - iamundecided (07/14/2013) [-]
During most of my activities like sports and stuff, kids would realize I'm english and take advantage of it. Once during soccer, my team mate and an opponent were arguing, I told them to calm down (in english). The opponent then said the classic line "On est au Québec ici tabarnak, parle français" Like I didn't learn geography and didn't know I was is in this province. It's the most ignorant comment I've heard. And not only once.
But then again, the people I work with are interested by my english accent, I guess it isn't fair to judge everyone.
#320 - barenakedqueens (07/14/2013) [-]
The opponent was probably raised by parents who lived in a time where francophones were fighting to be recognized, and whose grand-parents lived in a time where they were treated like shit. Bitterness accumulates and easily gets passed down to kids. Many francophones are raised to believe that anyone who doesn't speak french is disrespectful and many anglophones are raised to believe that the incapacity to speak english makes you a retarded oaf (I know, I used to be that guy). This'll sound like moral faggotry, but the solution is to build the next generation on a basis of respect and acceptance. Not easy or it would've been done by now, but you know I guess it starts with us
User avatar #169 - mattseven (07/14/2013) [-]
Québec is amazing.
It's just that native French-speakers feel it's unfair how they all learn english to speak with English speaking people, but some of the English don't even try to learn the official language of the province.
If I live in a Spanish speaking place, I'll learn Spanish. English people in Québec should do the same.
User avatar #221 - chthulhu (07/14/2013) [-]
I'm all for learning french. However, the fact that they make it law for all buisnesses to be primarily french, to the point where they charge a place with contempt for having english on their spoons, is bullshit.
User avatar #223 - mattseven (07/14/2013) [-]
I'm not okay with that either. I'm just saying that lots of anglophones in the province don't care at all about learning French when most francophones learn English enough to pass for a true anglophone.
User avatar #225 - chthulhu (07/14/2013) [-]
In my experience it's been the opposite, with almost all anglophones being fully bilingual while the francophones outright refuse to learn english. That might just be St. Jean though, don't really know much about other cities.
User avatar #228 - mattseven (07/14/2013) [-]
It might just be about who you hang out with, apparently. I live very near St-Jean (chambly, if you're talking about st-jean-sur-richelieu) and I knew some dumb fucks in high school who were shit at english classes, but still they tried. I guess it's just as bad on both sides, but Québec is officially French-speaking, and this is why it's normal to have more laws about speaking French.
#213 - barenakedqueens (07/14/2013) [-]
Thank you, that's exactly how I feel! Here fish a compliment
User avatar #113 - tehskyizblue (07/13/2013) [-]
I know what you mean, It's kinda bad when I get refused service for speaking English, Hell once someone wouldn't sell me a fucking sprite because I was speaking English. Worse part about all this is that it's pretty normal here
#46 - doddythechef (07/13/2013) [-]
thank fuck im heading to alberta then
User avatar #214 - rhetoricalfunny (07/14/2013) [-]
Alberta's pretty much the same if you're anything but a hick white man
User avatar #316 - doddythechef (07/14/2013) [-]
well im white and british
does that work?
User avatar #317 - rhetoricalfunny (07/14/2013) [-]
Meh, you'll get by
User avatar #319 - doddythechef (07/14/2013) [-]
well thats good then
#126 - javalavalay (07/13/2013) [-]
YAAAAA see you in Edmonton,

unless of course.. you become Calgarian you bastard!
User avatar #128 - doddythechef (07/13/2013) [-]
either im happy
personally im trying to get a job p at lake Louise
User avatar #238 - tenboxes (07/14/2013) [-]
I'm going to Newfoundland for university, is that bad?
User avatar #8 - blasthardcheese (07/13/2013) [-]
Seriously?
User avatar #9 - boomboombaboomer (07/13/2013) [-]
Unfortunately yes. Being english here is frowned upon. At my work I'm not allowed to speak english with other co-workers.
User avatar #220 - mattseven (07/14/2013) [-]
Dude, I really didn't want to be that guy, but being anglophone isn't what's frowned upon... It's the anglophones who refuse to learn French, even though it's the province's official language, that are kinda despised.
But, see, you speak fluent french, it can't be that bad. There are assholes on both sides, never forget that.
User avatar #10 - blasthardcheese (07/13/2013) [-]
Holy fuck, theres no equality commission or something?
User avatar #11 - boomboombaboomer (07/13/2013) [-]
Not really, English just isn't a recognized language in Quebec. Montreal and some of the suburbs of it have much more english speakers though.
User avatar #12 - blasthardcheese (07/13/2013) [-]
Sounds a bit rough. Why are you there?
User avatar #13 - boomboombaboomer (07/13/2013) [-]
I was born here, and english is my first language but I'm fluent in french. English schools all my life though.
User avatar #14 - blasthardcheese (07/13/2013) [-]
You refer to yourself as English even though you were born in Canada?
User avatar #15 - boomboombaboomer (07/13/2013) [-]
Ahhh my bad, anglophone.
User avatar #16 - blasthardcheese (07/13/2013) [-]
I see. Do you plan to move or anything?
#448259 - Then don't lose  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on Pokemon +2
User avatar #448260 - zerositnator (07/12/2013) [-]
stfu immortal god bich
#448241 - Yep 07/12/2013 on Pokemon +1
#448239 - just sent you a challenge 07/12/2013 on Pokemon +2
#448229 - Oh, alright. Then, assuming I gotta sign up again I'm…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Pokemon +2
User avatar #448238 - supertanto (07/12/2013) [-]
ready whenever u are
User avatar #448239 - chthulhu (07/12/2013) [-]
just sent you a challenge
User avatar #448234 - scytherkris (07/12/2013) [-]
>Scyther
>Nidoking
>Jigglypuff

#LAD
#448241 - chthulhu (07/12/2013) [-]
Yep
User avatar #448232 - supertanto (07/12/2013) [-]
sounds good
#448220 - I forget who I'm supposed to fight next. I remeber beat the steel gym.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Pokemon +2
User avatar #448223 - supertanto (07/12/2013) [-]
restart because new gym ledaers stuff
User avatar #448229 - chthulhu (07/12/2013) [-]
Oh, alright.

Then, assuming I gotta sign up again I'm gonna be using Jigglypuff, Donphan, Machamp, Sharpedo, Nidoking, Scyther, Venomoth and Octillary
User avatar #448238 - supertanto (07/12/2013) [-]
ready whenever u are
User avatar #448239 - chthulhu (07/12/2013) [-]
just sent you a challenge
User avatar #448234 - scytherkris (07/12/2013) [-]
>Scyther
>Nidoking
>Jigglypuff

#LAD
#448241 - chthulhu (07/12/2013) [-]
Yep
User avatar #448232 - supertanto (07/12/2013) [-]
sounds good
#448157 - This guy isn't just best gen 6 Pokemon, but best Pokemon ever 07/12/2013 on Pokemon -5
#448033 - My money's on him being closer to Ursaring, simply 'cause he's…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on Pokemon -7
User avatar #448036 - Vuumbleman (07/11/2013) [-]
They can't hate it more than Vanilite's line. This thing is actually pretty cute.
#448029 - This thing's pretty cool  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2013 on Pokemon -7
User avatar #448031 - Vuumbleman (07/11/2013) [-]
DARN RIGHT HE IS! I wonder if he'll sort of be this generation's Lucario/Zoroark style guy? I also like the fairy-type bird thing. It pretty cute.
User avatar #448033 - chthulhu (07/11/2013) [-]
My money's on him being closer to Ursaring, simply 'cause he's a bear.

I can't wait for genwunners to find the fairy cottoncandy-looking thing. They're gonna shit bricks
User avatar #448036 - Vuumbleman (07/11/2013) [-]
They can't hate it more than Vanilite's line. This thing is actually pretty cute.
#448027 - It's all yours man, I already pre-ordered Y and really want a … 07/11/2013 on Pokemon -13
#448025 - I already preordered Y, but X is looking better now. … 07/11/2013 on Pokemon -13
#49 - Comment deleted 07/10/2013 on Dice +1
#446236 - Holy **** , that sounds amazing.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/08/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #446237 - hatsune (07/08/2013) [-]
Seriously, Zweilous' Outrage with those boosts OHKO's max HP and Defense Arceus-Steel.
User avatar #446244 - Nimmo (07/08/2013) [-]
+4 252+ Atk Choice Band Hustle Zweilous Outrage vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Arceus-Steel: 344-405 (77.47 - 91.21%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

Close but not quite
#446247 - hatsune (07/08/2013) [-]
You did +4, not +6.
User avatar #446275 - scytherkris (07/08/2013) [-]
Even just Dragon Tail would do over 50%.
Fuck, I gotta get me one of them.
User avatar #446251 - Nimmo (07/08/2013) [-]
Ahhh my mistake sorry I doubted you, But a focus sash would still stop it so wouldnt dual chop or breloom with technician and bullet seed be better??
User avatar #446255 - hatsune (07/08/2013) [-]
No. They don't have Zekrom-level outrages when unboosted.
#446234 - Why not hydreigon?  [+] (8 new replies) 07/08/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #446235 - hatsune (07/08/2013) [-]
Zweilous' ability Hustle makes it's Outrage stronger than Zekrom's. Hydreigon has Levitate.
User avatar #446236 - chthulhu (07/08/2013) [-]
Holy shit, that sounds amazing.
User avatar #446237 - hatsune (07/08/2013) [-]
Seriously, Zweilous' Outrage with those boosts OHKO's max HP and Defense Arceus-Steel.
User avatar #446244 - Nimmo (07/08/2013) [-]
+4 252+ Atk Choice Band Hustle Zweilous Outrage vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Arceus-Steel: 344-405 (77.47 - 91.21%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

Close but not quite
#446247 - hatsune (07/08/2013) [-]
You did +4, not +6.
User avatar #446275 - scytherkris (07/08/2013) [-]
Even just Dragon Tail would do over 50%.
Fuck, I gotta get me one of them.
User avatar #446251 - Nimmo (07/08/2013) [-]
Ahhh my mistake sorry I doubted you, But a focus sash would still stop it so wouldnt dual chop or breloom with technician and bullet seed be better??
User avatar #446255 - hatsune (07/08/2013) [-]
No. They don't have Zekrom-level outrages when unboosted.
#446225 - This guy might just be the best baton pass receiver ever  [+] (13 new replies) 07/08/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #446233 - hatsune (07/08/2013) [-]
Pass on max attack, accuracy, both defenses, and speed to a Choice Band Zweilous. The ONLY thing, and I mean only, that won't be OHKO'd is Unaware Quagsire
User avatar #446234 - chthulhu (07/08/2013) [-]
Why not hydreigon?
User avatar #446235 - hatsune (07/08/2013) [-]
Zweilous' ability Hustle makes it's Outrage stronger than Zekrom's. Hydreigon has Levitate.
User avatar #446236 - chthulhu (07/08/2013) [-]
Holy shit, that sounds amazing.
User avatar #446237 - hatsune (07/08/2013) [-]
Seriously, Zweilous' Outrage with those boosts OHKO's max HP and Defense Arceus-Steel.
User avatar #446244 - Nimmo (07/08/2013) [-]
+4 252+ Atk Choice Band Hustle Zweilous Outrage vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Arceus-Steel: 344-405 (77.47 - 91.21%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

Close but not quite
#446247 - hatsune (07/08/2013) [-]
You did +4, not +6.
User avatar #446275 - scytherkris (07/08/2013) [-]
Even just Dragon Tail would do over 50%.
Fuck, I gotta get me one of them.
User avatar #446251 - Nimmo (07/08/2013) [-]
Ahhh my mistake sorry I doubted you, But a focus sash would still stop it so wouldnt dual chop or breloom with technician and bullet seed be better??
User avatar #446255 - hatsune (07/08/2013) [-]
No. They don't have Zekrom-level outrages when unboosted.
User avatar #446229 - zerositnator (07/08/2013) [-]
What did I tell you? Octillery is a badass.
User avatar #446228 - mysticpichu (07/08/2013) [-]
Octillery is a badass once you get rid of it's terrible speed
User avatar #446226 - xfortune (07/08/2013) [-]
www.pokemonshowdown.com/replay/balancedhackmons-38508797

Yes but this might be the best sweep ever
#446219 - pokemontrainergold  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #446220 - mysticpichu (07/08/2013) [-]
I beat two. it's something
#446218 - Comment deleted 07/08/2013 on Pokemon 0
#446216 - Sure man, I'm up for it  [+] (4 new replies) 07/08/2013 on Pokemon 0
#446218 - chthulhu has deleted their comment.
User avatar #446217 - mysticpichu (07/08/2013) [-]
alright showdown name?
User avatar #446219 - chthulhu (07/08/2013) [-]
pokemontrainergold
User avatar #446220 - mysticpichu (07/08/2013) [-]
I beat two. it's something
#5 - Wait, we do? Really? 07/08/2013 on Well...do they? +4
#8 - The tunnel starts bleeding later in the gif 07/08/2013 on How Anal Works 0
#170 - Seriously, **** Quebec. USA gets extra … 07/08/2013 on Description +1
#39 - Cartoons only played on saturday mornings though. All we were … 07/06/2013 on Past and present sad true 0
#337 - You'd be surprised how many idiots misspell cthulhu 07/05/2013 on im worried i picked a bad... +1

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User avatar #91 - optimogappi (01/10/2014) [-]
Dude. I want your username.
User avatar #88 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
Blarg. I'm still working on my team. Tweaks... fine tuning... getting a feel for everybody...
User avatar #89 to #88 - chthulhu (12/21/2013) [-]
Dude, same here. My team's honestly **** right now, with the exception of clawitzer and mega pinsir.
User avatar #90 to #89 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
I like my Mega Venusaur "Jumanji." I'm enjoying my new Dusknoir "Shinigami." I like Malamar "Mal'kheshar." I'm still debating other dudes. Calm Mind is nice on Carbink. I love Delphox. Sleep Talk on a Guts Flareon is pretty sweet. The new crit ratios make a Sniper Kingdra with Focus Energy and Draco Meteor really tempting. I've somewhat grown fond of how weird Kecleon looks (sporting Protean of course). Tyrantrum is an awesome dinosaur (I wish his Hidden Ability were available). Narrowing down my choices is tough. Narrowing them down to Pokemon I like can be even tougher.

On another note, Frozen is surprisingly good. I recommend going to see it.
User avatar #85 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
Do you do tentacle porn?
User avatar #86 to #85 - chthulhu (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, there was this one time in the 80's, when I was running low on cash. Rent on the bottom of the ocean is pretty high, art school wasn't going anywhere, and it's not like I had any other options available at the time. So yeah, there's tentacle poor featuring everyone's favourite elder god flying around the net somewhere.
User avatar #87 to #86 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
...Would you mind doing another shoot with me?
User avatar #76 - Vuumbleman (10/22/2013) [-]
Hey! You! Trade FCs?

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User avatar #77 to #76 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Sure thing man, 1075-2180-3147
User avatar #78 to #77 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'll add yours in a moment. I'm battling a friend at the moment. My team isn't entirely complete and my items aren't ideal, but we'll see how we do!
User avatar #79 to #78 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
It's all good man, my team right now is just a ******* of level 30 phanpys. I'd get my ass kicked if I tried anything.
User avatar #80 to #79 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm doing okay so far. I haven't lost anybody and she's lost two of hers.
User avatar #81 to #80 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Nice, kick some ass >
User avatar #82 to #81 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
******* christ

*>: D
User avatar #84 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
It was just her in-game team, so it was fun, but pretty easy.
User avatar #83 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
Four down! here's her Mega Charizard now.
User avatar #71 - Vuumbleman (09/02/2013) [-]
What's up?
#72 to #71 - chthulhu (09/05/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't see this 'til now. Just flipping out over ********** mega-blastoise. I mean, just look at this badass.
User avatar #73 to #72 - Vuumbleman (09/05/2013) [-]
I know! Since i'm grabbing Chespin, using the Torchic, and I used Charizard on my last Leafgreen run and I used Venusaur on my last White 2 run, I'm going to pick Squirtle to round out the bunch. MegaBlastoise and MegaCharizard look badass! I'm a little disappointed with MegaVenusaur. I think he could have looked cooler with roots around his sides and arms. Like, a ribcage of roots and other roots spiraling around his legs. Just to make him look more distinctive.
User avatar #74 to #73 - chthulhu (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, it feels like they just tossed a flower on his head. Like, I can see the other stuff, but it just doesn't stick out enough. But the other two more than make up for it.
User avatar #75 to #74 - Vuumbleman (09/06/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. I'm quite excited for it.
User avatar #68 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
So I'm thinking Mega Evolutions are mostly for pokemon that need the stat boosts and just new ability options for pokemon that are already powerful. Some of the recent demo footage of MegaMewtwo using non-STAB, neutral damage moves on his opponents did about as much as I would expect a regular Mewtwo to deal.
User avatar #69 to #68 - chthulhu (08/27/2013) [-]
I have a theory that's similar, but I'll describe it tomorrow. A little too drunk to put it into words. I agree with like 90% of what you're saying though.
User avatar #70 to #69 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
Cool, night!
User avatar #67 - supertanto (07/20/2013) [-]
tell me when you're ready to battle the second leader
User avatar #61 to #60 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Dude, yes
User avatar #62 to #61 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
This is a trainer. Its kind of sad the Furret didn't get to do much, but oh well. This is how its done. Utilize a pokemon's strengths to the maximum.
User avatar #63 to #62 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Exactly man. This guy knows his **** , and uses it to **** everyone over. I love it.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm subscribing. I bet we might could learn a thing or two.
User avatar #65 to #64 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Good idea, I think I'll steal it
User avatar #66 to #65 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
My siblings are coming along with their pokemon games. The youngest is on my Leafgreen Version. He's at Victory Road and has half-way been training all his pokemon. His older siblings are not quite so well off. They're making progress, but they're falling prey to Single Pokemon Syndrome.
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