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Consoles Owned: Super Nintendo, N64, Gameboy Color, PS2, Xbox 360, Gameboy Advance
Video Games Played: Mostly Pokemon.
Interests: Guitar, Awesome old shit, Binge eating
Date Signed Up:8/09/2011
Last Login:8/10/2014
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#133 - >Wonderful 101 07/18/2013 on The Great Console War of... 0
#7 - Pretty sure Nintendo won when they busted this out.  [+] (61 new replies) 07/18/2013 on The Great Console War of... +293
User avatar #331 - derpishb (07/18/2013) [-]
agreed.
User avatar #316 - dongers (07/18/2013) [-]
just gonna say they released earthbound for the wii u virtual console today, and as long as they dont "fix" the glitches in wind waker hd they will have plenty of speedrunners buying the wii u for that which will just make the game more popular, not to even mention the other zelda comming for wii u that hasnt been announced yet
#310 - danielph (07/18/2013) [-]
I'm hoping they'll put Zero in SSB too. I doubt it though
User avatar #294 - sonixaurora (07/18/2013) [-]
Did they MEGA bust it out?
#285 - aleeyam (07/18/2013) [-]
**aleeyam rolls 07**
#286 - aleeyam (07/18/2013) [-]
#274 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
And I'm just sitting here on my Wii U and use the Panorama-videos nonstop.
It's so awesome *_*

Seriously guys, get that stuff.
#124 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
dude i know nintendo payed you more attention than your parents ever did but that doesnt mean everyone likes the same franchises as you
#118 - implosay (07/18/2013) [-]
This one has higher resolution and better framerate. And is also 9.6MB heavy....
User avatar #198 - chthulhu (07/18/2013) [-]
Dude, thank you. That's amazing
#202 - implosay (07/18/2013) [-]
It was on the frontpage lika a month ago. Might as well save it
#172 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
Doesn't FJ "resize" GIF's this big? If not, why do I even optimize my GIF's in photoshop to be under 1mb... I am an idiot.
User avatar #178 - implosay (07/18/2013) [-]
FJ only refuses images that are simply too big. I think it's 10.000x10.000 pixels but I'm not sure. Anything under that size, no matter how heavy it is, is fine
User avatar #199 - lolme (07/18/2013) [-]
Thanks for the info.
User avatar #200 - implosay (07/18/2013) [-]
Welcome
#163 - synthane (07/18/2013) [-]
How is such a GIF possible? So... Beautiful... You wouldn't happen to know what software was used to convert this, would you?
User avatar #176 - lolme (07/18/2013) [-]
I'm guessing Photoshop, you can make quite beautiful GIF's in Photoshop if you mess around with the settings. Btw, the anon comment (#172) above is me, so if anyone knows the answers, please respond to this comment.
#193 - synthane (07/18/2013) [-]
I see. Thank you for the info.
#164 - implosay (07/18/2013) [-]
Nope, sorry
#194 - synthane (07/18/2013) [-]
It's all good.
User avatar #155 - whiteniggers (07/18/2013) [-]
i've never seen a gif this sexy in my life
User avatar #106 - ninjawizards (07/18/2013) [-]
Sorry but what is this? The nw Super Smash Bro's?
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User avatar #112 - ninjawizards (07/18/2013) [-]
I am full of want.
#113 - orton has deleted their comment.
User avatar #114 - ninjawizards (07/18/2013) [-]
The only issue is that I really don't want a Wii U. 1st world problems.
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User avatar #116 - ninjawizards (07/18/2013) [-]
Yeah but It's money for a console i'll maybe play for one game. :/
User avatar #312 - danielph (07/18/2013) [-]
get the 3ds
#218 - beenjammin (07/18/2013) [-]
It will be coming to 3DS as well if you would rather get it.
#209 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
Emulatar, emulatyr, give us the ROMinator?
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User avatar #105 - danster (07/18/2013) [-]
Don't forget Pikmin 3
#147 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah nigga pikmin is da shit
#103 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
That's a game, the console is fucking shit.
#102 - newforomador (07/18/2013) [-]
But what would you have done if they did this?
#87 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
>1 interesting game
>"omg they won because of this"
>nintendo fanboy. everyone move along.
#101 - ubercomfychair (07/18/2013) [-]
"x" made me harder than walking into a preschool. more excited for that than super smash bros
#85 - felixjarl (07/18/2013) [-]
I got goosebumps all over my legs and arms also my nipples just got quite stiff. I like this.
#82 - noschool (07/18/2013) [-]
Well it's not the most innovative game, i mean Smash bros. has always just been about nintendo characters (though they may be running out because i've never thought of "wii fit trainer" or the animal crossing guy as combat orientedcharacters) beating the shit out of each other since the first one came out back in 1999. i'm not saying it's going to be a bad game by any means but it's just a smash bros. game not the second coming of christ to issue in the golden age of the WII-U.
plus a cgi trailer can make any game look amazing by showing off things you either can't do in the game or are things you can do but look way less intense in game, like what fast food joints do with their food.

tldr; it will most likely be okay but nothing that will blow people away
#79 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
oh yes, a single character for a game thats 60 dollars that is basically only DLC... great job nintendo
User avatar #302 - ecomp (07/18/2013) [-]
>implying it's only going to have one new character (3 new characters are already confirmed)
>implying it's price is announced (granted, it probably will be ~60 bucks)
>implying there won't be any other core features introduced (SSBM had major re-working of combat system, while SSBB had things like Smash Balls and a good Story Mode)
User avatar #77 - ThePhysGun (07/18/2013) [-]
Wait, you mean they released another sequel and not a new IP?

Yeah, they sure did win that.
User avatar #133 - chthulhu (07/18/2013) [-]
>Wonderful 101
User avatar #121 - warioteam (07/18/2013) [-]
Yes, Nintendo is very different. The only other company that has a reoccurring series of entertainment is only EVERY OTHER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY IN THE FUCKING WORLD.
User avatar #342 - ThePhysGun (07/18/2013) [-]
39 Legend of Zelda games
12 Metroid games
100+ Mario games
They don't have a recurring series of entertainment, they have a few dead horses and a defibrillator. They release another new game and what is it? A shitpile of their pre-existing IP.

I bet you are going to say it's new and different because it has fucking Wii Fit trainer in it for fucks sake.
User avatar #140 - Fgner (07/18/2013) [-]
COD Games: About 10?
Mario Games: OVER 200.

I'm sorry, but if you're going to argue that Nintendo is just like any other company - you're dead fucking wrong. Sequel after sequel, reboot after reboot - often adding little to functionality. Their tactic isn't exactly to make good, refined, fun games - it's to make a hundred games that piggyback previous successes, and see if one of them sticks (which statistically one will).

Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Nintendo or even think it's necessarily a bad thing - but let's not kid ourselves.
User avatar #371 - warioteam (04/21/2014) [-]
Sorry for the timing, my watch must be off.
There is a difference between a game WITH A CHARACTER IN IT than a character whos is actually that game.
#343 - ThePhysGun (07/18/2013) [-]
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I find it funny that the guy defending Nintendo has "wario" in his name.
User avatar #353 - Fgner (07/18/2013) [-]
> It's not really defending because this is Nintendo and how it does things. It's not bad, obviously, we all love Nintendo - they're a great company and very profitable!

> Haha, didn't even notice that.
#72 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
The last one was garbage and I'm not buying another shitty system for one game. I haven't played the Wii in years because Brawl was a letdown
#73 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
Also Snake, Mega Man, Wii Fit Trainer, and The Villager have don't fit in the game.
#70 - squeejee (07/18/2013) [-]
Or a lot of gamers are young and play call of duty and not smash bros.
User avatar #60 - stijnverheye (07/18/2013) [-]
i wish i knew what game that was
#62 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
smash bros
#53 - romdadon (07/18/2013) [-]
be careful not to forget
#54 - romdadon (07/18/2013) [-]
the real treat
#56 - shadowlan (07/18/2013) [-]
#146 - wamegor (07/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #47 - yetiyitties (07/18/2013) [-]
Yup Nintendo just took the gold.
User avatar #16 - thatrussianhoe (07/18/2013) [-]
Playstation fan boy here. i came when i saw this. my childhood was re awoken inside me.
#451980 - Well, guess I'm a faggot now 07/17/2013 on Pokemon +2
#451979 - **chthulhu rolls 281**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on Pokemon +1
#451980 - chthulhu (07/17/2013) [-]
Well, guess I'm a faggot now
#451732 - Meinfoo. Okay I guess 07/17/2013 on Pokemon +3
#451731 - **chthulhu rolls 619** **** I'm retarded. Rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on Pokemon +3
User avatar #451732 - chthulhu (07/17/2013) [-]
Meinfoo.

Okay I guess
#451730 - **chthulhu rolls 19** Reroll for middle number Star…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Pokemon +3
User avatar #451731 - chthulhu (07/17/2013) [-]
**chthulhu rolls 619** Fuck I'm retarded. Rolled 2 instead of 3
User avatar #451732 - chthulhu (07/17/2013) [-]
Meinfoo.

Okay I guess
#451728 - **chthulhu rolls 121,960,151** I'm late, that shoul…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Pokemon +3
User avatar #451730 - chthulhu (07/17/2013) [-]
**chthulhu rolls 19** Reroll for middle number

Starmie and Mew, nice.
User avatar #451731 - chthulhu (07/17/2013) [-]
**chthulhu rolls 619** Fuck I'm retarded. Rolled 2 instead of 3
User avatar #451732 - chthulhu (07/17/2013) [-]
Meinfoo.

Okay I guess
#451703 - It too late to get in on this?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on Pokemon +2
User avatar #451708 - itsallinthefunny (07/17/2013) [-]
nope
#451508 - Honedge is ghost/steel 07/17/2013 on Pokemon 0
#451507 - All I've got 07/17/2013 on Pokemon +1
#247 - Comment deleted 07/15/2013 on Fallout 3 Giveaway 0
#43 - It's from My Little Pony 07/15/2013 on TFW you know wwhere this is... -1
#9 - If you have an account, you can just post the link  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2013 on Epic Pokemon Kickstarter... +1
User avatar #13 - marmanator (07/16/2013) [-]
ok thanks
#449502 - They're all he except for chansey, which is "That uncatch… 07/14/2013 on Pokemon 0
#449288 - >Character limits on showdown  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2013 on Pokemon +3
User avatar #449291 - ecomp (07/14/2013) [-]
Oh. Well it's still a pretty faggy name.
#449284 - Probably gonna go with that, it's ******* awesome  [+] (4 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Pokemon +3
User avatar #449286 - fairytypebesttype (07/14/2013) [-]
>Not Bernard or Edgar
fag
User avatar #449285 - ecomp (07/14/2013) [-]
>over ten letters
User avatar #449288 - chthulhu (07/14/2013) [-]
>Character limits on showdown
User avatar #449291 - ecomp (07/14/2013) [-]
Oh. Well it's still a pretty faggy name.
#449280 - Picture 07/14/2013 on Pokemon +3
#449252 - Awesome nicknames for this guy? Please?  [+] (31 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Pokemon +3
#449316 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
Trilobite
User avatar #449300 - lolmasterx (07/14/2013) [-]
Ahnold
User avatar #449303 - xfortune (07/14/2013) [-]
Soiled it
User avatar #449304 - lolmasterx (07/14/2013) [-]
K
User avatar #449305 - xfortune (07/14/2013) [-]
K me all you want.
This is more soiled than a tree.
User avatar #449306 - lolmasterx (07/14/2013) [-]
So is it a garden?
User avatar #449307 - lolmasterx (07/14/2013) [-]
A veritable orchard, as it were?
User avatar #449308 - xfortune (07/14/2013) [-]
No it's underwear.
User avatar #449309 - lolmasterx (07/14/2013) [-]
I like underwear.
User avatar #449311 - xfortune (07/14/2013) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #449312 - lolmasterx (07/14/2013) [-]
It's comfortable. And I like to sniff womens' underwear.
User avatar #449313 - xfortune (07/14/2013) [-]
THEY'RE COMFORTABLE AND EASY TO WEAR
User avatar #449314 - lolmasterx (07/14/2013) [-]
Hue.
User avatar #449299 - hatsune (07/14/2013) [-]
Armaldo
User avatar #449282 - pensketch (07/14/2013) [-]
xXqUicKSk0p3r42oxX
User avatar #449292 - thelegendaryicarus (07/14/2013) [-]
Pen pls, don't make me make insults about having sexual intercourse with your mother or calling you a homosexual.
User avatar #449294 - pensketch (07/14/2013) [-]
that's what your mom said when I fucked her, faggot.
User avatar #449297 - thelegendaryicarus (07/14/2013) [-]
holy hell I lost it
Fuck you Pen!
User avatar #449298 - pensketch (07/14/2013) [-]
n00b...
User avatar #449276 - thelegendaryicarus (07/14/2013) [-]
BladeRunner
User avatar #449287 - ecomp (07/14/2013) [-]
>over ten letters
User avatar #449284 - chthulhu (07/14/2013) [-]
Probably gonna go with that, it's fucking awesome
User avatar #449286 - fairytypebesttype (07/14/2013) [-]
>Not Bernard or Edgar
fag
User avatar #449285 - ecomp (07/14/2013) [-]
>over ten letters
User avatar #449288 - chthulhu (07/14/2013) [-]
>Character limits on showdown
User avatar #449291 - ecomp (07/14/2013) [-]
Oh. Well it's still a pretty faggy name.
User avatar #449269 - elitefourkoga (07/14/2013) [-]
bidoof
User avatar #449267 - totodigatr (07/14/2013) [-]
Armando.
User avatar #449263 - jadewest (07/14/2013) [-]
Almaldo
User avatar #449260 - xfortune (07/14/2013) [-]
Edgar
User avatar #449257 - fairytypebesttype (07/14/2013) [-]
Bernard
#449210 - Yeah man, I'm sure to be in 07/14/2013 on Pokemon +3
#449205 - Oh, well ****  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Pokemon +3
User avatar #449206 - thelegendaryicarus (07/14/2013) [-]
Hah, no prob bro. Next one is next Saturday, hope to see you there!
User avatar #449210 - chthulhu (07/14/2013) [-]
Yeah man, I'm sure to be in
#449203 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #449204 - thelegendaryicarus (07/14/2013) [-]
the tourney is over......
User avatar #449205 - chthulhu (07/14/2013) [-]
Oh, well fuck
User avatar #449206 - thelegendaryicarus (07/14/2013) [-]
Hah, no prob bro. Next one is next Saturday, hope to see you there!
User avatar #449210 - chthulhu (07/14/2013) [-]
Yeah man, I'm sure to be in
#449198 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Pokemon 0
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User avatar #449204 - thelegendaryicarus (07/14/2013) [-]
the tourney is over......
User avatar #449205 - chthulhu (07/14/2013) [-]
Oh, well fuck
User avatar #449206 - thelegendaryicarus (07/14/2013) [-]
Hah, no prob bro. Next one is next Saturday, hope to see you there!
User avatar #449210 - chthulhu (07/14/2013) [-]
Yeah man, I'm sure to be in
#225 - In my experience it's been the opposite, with almost all anglo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2013 on first comment 0
User avatar #228 - mattseven (07/14/2013) [-]
It might just be about who you hang out with, apparently. I live very near St-Jean (chambly, if you're talking about st-jean-sur-richelieu) and I knew some dumb fucks in high school who were shit at english classes, but still they tried. I guess it's just as bad on both sides, but Québec is officially French-speaking, and this is why it's normal to have more laws about speaking French.
#221 - I'm all for learning french. However, the fact that they make …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2013 on first comment 0
User avatar #223 - mattseven (07/14/2013) [-]
I'm not okay with that either. I'm just saying that lots of anglophones in the province don't care at all about learning French when most francophones learn English enough to pass for a true anglophone.
User avatar #225 - chthulhu (07/14/2013) [-]
In my experience it's been the opposite, with almost all anglophones being fully bilingual while the francophones outright refuse to learn english. That might just be St. Jean though, don't really know much about other cities.
User avatar #228 - mattseven (07/14/2013) [-]
It might just be about who you hang out with, apparently. I live very near St-Jean (chambly, if you're talking about st-jean-sur-richelieu) and I knew some dumb fucks in high school who were shit at english classes, but still they tried. I guess it's just as bad on both sides, but Québec is officially French-speaking, and this is why it's normal to have more laws about speaking French.

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User avatar #91 - optimogappi (01/10/2014) [-]
Dude. I want your username.
User avatar #88 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
Blarg. I'm still working on my team. Tweaks... fine tuning... getting a feel for everybody...
User avatar #89 to #88 - chthulhu (12/21/2013) [-]
Dude, same here. My team's honestly **** right now, with the exception of clawitzer and mega pinsir.
User avatar #90 to #89 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
I like my Mega Venusaur "Jumanji." I'm enjoying my new Dusknoir "Shinigami." I like Malamar "Mal'kheshar." I'm still debating other dudes. Calm Mind is nice on Carbink. I love Delphox. Sleep Talk on a Guts Flareon is pretty sweet. The new crit ratios make a Sniper Kingdra with Focus Energy and Draco Meteor really tempting. I've somewhat grown fond of how weird Kecleon looks (sporting Protean of course). Tyrantrum is an awesome dinosaur (I wish his Hidden Ability were available). Narrowing down my choices is tough. Narrowing them down to Pokemon I like can be even tougher.

On another note, Frozen is surprisingly good. I recommend going to see it.
User avatar #85 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Do you do tentacle porn?
User avatar #86 to #85 - chthulhu (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, there was this one time in the 80's, when I was running low on cash. Rent on the bottom of the ocean is pretty high, art school wasn't going anywhere, and it's not like I had any other options available at the time. So yeah, there's tentacle poor featuring everyone's favourite elder god flying around the net somewhere.
User avatar #87 to #86 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
...Would you mind doing another shoot with me?
User avatar #76 - Vuumbleman (10/22/2013) [-]
Hey! You! Trade FCs?

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User avatar #77 to #76 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Sure thing man, 1075-2180-3147
User avatar #78 to #77 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'll add yours in a moment. I'm battling a friend at the moment. My team isn't entirely complete and my items aren't ideal, but we'll see how we do!
User avatar #79 to #78 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
It's all good man, my team right now is just a ******* of level 30 phanpys. I'd get my ass kicked if I tried anything.
User avatar #80 to #79 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm doing okay so far. I haven't lost anybody and she's lost two of hers.
User avatar #81 to #80 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Nice, kick some ass >
User avatar #82 to #81 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
******* christ

*>: D
User avatar #84 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
It was just her in-game team, so it was fun, but pretty easy.
User avatar #83 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
Four down! here's her Mega Charizard now.
User avatar #71 - Vuumbleman (09/02/2013) [-]
What's up?
#72 to #71 - chthulhu (09/05/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't see this 'til now. Just flipping out over ********** mega-blastoise. I mean, just look at this badass.
User avatar #73 to #72 - Vuumbleman (09/05/2013) [-]
I know! Since i'm grabbing Chespin, using the Torchic, and I used Charizard on my last Leafgreen run and I used Venusaur on my last White 2 run, I'm going to pick Squirtle to round out the bunch. MegaBlastoise and MegaCharizard look badass! I'm a little disappointed with MegaVenusaur. I think he could have looked cooler with roots around his sides and arms. Like, a ribcage of roots and other roots spiraling around his legs. Just to make him look more distinctive.
User avatar #74 to #73 - chthulhu (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, it feels like they just tossed a flower on his head. Like, I can see the other stuff, but it just doesn't stick out enough. But the other two more than make up for it.
User avatar #75 to #74 - Vuumbleman (09/06/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. I'm quite excited for it.
User avatar #68 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
So I'm thinking Mega Evolutions are mostly for pokemon that need the stat boosts and just new ability options for pokemon that are already powerful. Some of the recent demo footage of MegaMewtwo using non-STAB, neutral damage moves on his opponents did about as much as I would expect a regular Mewtwo to deal.
User avatar #69 to #68 - chthulhu (08/27/2013) [-]
I have a theory that's similar, but I'll describe it tomorrow. A little too drunk to put it into words. I agree with like 90% of what you're saying though.
User avatar #70 to #69 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
Cool, night!
User avatar #67 - supertanto (07/20/2013) [-]
tell me when you're ready to battle the second leader
User avatar #61 to #60 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Dude, yes
User avatar #62 to #61 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
This is a trainer. Its kind of sad the Furret didn't get to do much, but oh well. This is how its done. Utilize a pokemon's strengths to the maximum.
User avatar #63 to #62 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Exactly man. This guy knows his **** , and uses it to **** everyone over. I love it.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm subscribing. I bet we might could learn a thing or two.
User avatar #65 to #64 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Good idea, I think I'll steal it
User avatar #66 to #65 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
My siblings are coming along with their pokemon games. The youngest is on my Leafgreen Version. He's at Victory Road and has half-way been training all his pokemon. His older siblings are not quite so well off. They're making progress, but they're falling prey to Single Pokemon Syndrome.
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