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Consoles Owned: Super Nintendo, N64, Gameboy Color, PS2, Xbox 360, Gameboy Advance
Video Games Played: Mostly Pokemon.
Interests: Guitar, Awesome old shit, Binge eating
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#33 - I actually love this game. 01/27/2014 on Duke Nukem For-never +6
#154 - It was set up for a joke, and not meant to be taken as actual proof. 01/27/2014 on Willie FUCKING Nelson +3
#31 - I'm not gonna lie, every candidate for the province sucked thi…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Canada +1
User avatar #34 - monswine (01/26/2014) [-]
anything is better than the last guy, christ what a mess we were in... That's the problem with these bilingual politicians. In one language they sound like articulate, smart, effective leaders and in the other language they sound like lying shifty douchebags. I've heard her speeches in french and gone ''fuck yeah, english-french unity, stand together, build a better country, money and flowers for everyone'' and then I listen to her in english and its like ''wtf did she just say? god who writes this crap?'' The same with Charest. On one hand it's like the devil is selling you his tax plan while trying to hide the fact that he is, in fact, Lucifer, and failing at it. Then in English he seems totally competent and genial and I instantly understand why he was popular at all.
User avatar #36 - articulate (01/26/2014) [-]
Your mother is a kind woman.
todos los hombres dice que tu madre is buena.
#27 - He sucked, but at least he's not Marois.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Canada 0
User avatar #28 - monswine (01/26/2014) [-]
I voted for her. Well, I'm not in her riding, but I voted for her party.
User avatar #31 - chthulhu (01/26/2014) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, every candidate for the province sucked this time. Her anti-english propaganda and huge hard-on for the preservation of culture at all costs, even if it results in insane wastes of our tax dollars is just too much though.

Not gonna lie though, I voted for her party too, not knowing what she'd bring. Thought anything would be better than the last guy.
User avatar #34 - monswine (01/26/2014) [-]
anything is better than the last guy, christ what a mess we were in... That's the problem with these bilingual politicians. In one language they sound like articulate, smart, effective leaders and in the other language they sound like lying shifty douchebags. I've heard her speeches in french and gone ''fuck yeah, english-french unity, stand together, build a better country, money and flowers for everyone'' and then I listen to her in english and its like ''wtf did she just say? god who writes this crap?'' The same with Charest. On one hand it's like the devil is selling you his tax plan while trying to hide the fact that he is, in fact, Lucifer, and failing at it. Then in English he seems totally competent and genial and I instantly understand why he was popular at all.
User avatar #36 - articulate (01/26/2014) [-]
Your mother is a kind woman.
todos los hombres dice que tu madre is buena.
#168 - Dude, all you need to win battles in the story mode is a high-…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on because reasons 0
User avatar #170 - revengeforfreeze (01/22/2014) [-]
Not when you're at the same level

and I'm not just talking them though, talking hacks too.
#160 - So basically, you're saying you don't compete, but you know wh…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2014 on because reasons 0
User avatar #161 - revengeforfreeze (01/22/2014) [-]
All the battles in the actual game.. .Yeah.
#168 - chthulhu (01/22/2014) [-]
Dude, all you need to win battles in the story mode is a high-level pokemon.
User avatar #170 - revengeforfreeze (01/22/2014) [-]
Not when you're at the same level

and I'm not just talking them though, talking hacks too.
#155 - You've clearly never faced a competitive battler.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/22/2014 on because reasons 0
User avatar #156 - revengeforfreeze (01/22/2014) [-]
I don't find pleasure in that kind of stuff
User avatar #160 - chthulhu (01/22/2014) [-]
So basically, you're saying you don't compete, but you know what's most important when it comes to winning a battle?
User avatar #161 - revengeforfreeze (01/22/2014) [-]
All the battles in the actual game.. .Yeah.
#168 - chthulhu (01/22/2014) [-]
Dude, all you need to win battles in the story mode is a high-level pokemon.
User avatar #170 - revengeforfreeze (01/22/2014) [-]
Not when you're at the same level

and I'm not just talking them though, talking hacks too.
#183 - Yeah dude, it needs to happen. If not the king, at least his son. 01/19/2014 on Let the games begin +1
#4 - This looks ******* amazing. Best of luck to you i… 01/19/2014 on A new interesting fanmade... 0
#120 - Dude, **** yes. That series was the **** .  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2014 on Let the games begin +1
User avatar #178 - lillarry (01/19/2014) [-]
Right!? So glad to see another fan haha. Really hope he makes it into j-stars victory vs!
User avatar #183 - chthulhu (01/19/2014) [-]
Yeah dude, it needs to happen. If not the king, at least his son.

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User avatar #91 - optimogappi (01/10/2014) [-]
Dude. I want your username.
User avatar #88 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
Blarg. I'm still working on my team. Tweaks... fine tuning... getting a feel for everybody...
User avatar #89 to #88 - chthulhu (12/21/2013) [-]
Dude, same here. My team's honestly **** right now, with the exception of clawitzer and mega pinsir.
User avatar #90 to #89 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
I like my Mega Venusaur "Jumanji." I'm enjoying my new Dusknoir "Shinigami." I like Malamar "Mal'kheshar." I'm still debating other dudes. Calm Mind is nice on Carbink. I love Delphox. Sleep Talk on a Guts Flareon is pretty sweet. The new crit ratios make a Sniper Kingdra with Focus Energy and Draco Meteor really tempting. I've somewhat grown fond of how weird Kecleon looks (sporting Protean of course). Tyrantrum is an awesome dinosaur (I wish his Hidden Ability were available). Narrowing down my choices is tough. Narrowing them down to Pokemon I like can be even tougher.

On another note, Frozen is surprisingly good. I recommend going to see it.
User avatar #85 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
Do you do tentacle porn?
User avatar #86 to #85 - chthulhu (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, there was this one time in the 80's, when I was running low on cash. Rent on the bottom of the ocean is pretty high, art school wasn't going anywhere, and it's not like I had any other options available at the time. So yeah, there's tentacle poor featuring everyone's favourite elder god flying around the net somewhere.
User avatar #87 to #86 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
...Would you mind doing another shoot with me?
User avatar #76 - Vuumbleman (10/22/2013) [-]
Hey! You! Trade FCs?

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User avatar #77 to #76 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Sure thing man, 1075-2180-3147
User avatar #78 to #77 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'll add yours in a moment. I'm battling a friend at the moment. My team isn't entirely complete and my items aren't ideal, but we'll see how we do!
User avatar #79 to #78 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
It's all good man, my team right now is just a ******* of level 30 phanpys. I'd get my ass kicked if I tried anything.
User avatar #80 to #79 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm doing okay so far. I haven't lost anybody and she's lost two of hers.
User avatar #81 to #80 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
Nice, kick some ass >
User avatar #82 to #81 - chthulhu (10/23/2013) [-]
******* christ

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User avatar #84 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
It was just her in-game team, so it was fun, but pretty easy.
User avatar #83 to #82 - Vuumbleman (10/23/2013) [-]
Four down! here's her Mega Charizard now.
User avatar #71 - Vuumbleman (09/02/2013) [-]
What's up?
#72 to #71 - chthulhu (09/05/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't see this 'til now. Just flipping out over ********** mega-blastoise. I mean, just look at this badass.
User avatar #73 to #72 - Vuumbleman (09/05/2013) [-]
I know! Since i'm grabbing Chespin, using the Torchic, and I used Charizard on my last Leafgreen run and I used Venusaur on my last White 2 run, I'm going to pick Squirtle to round out the bunch. MegaBlastoise and MegaCharizard look badass! I'm a little disappointed with MegaVenusaur. I think he could have looked cooler with roots around his sides and arms. Like, a ribcage of roots and other roots spiraling around his legs. Just to make him look more distinctive.
User avatar #74 to #73 - chthulhu (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, it feels like they just tossed a flower on his head. Like, I can see the other stuff, but it just doesn't stick out enough. But the other two more than make up for it.
User avatar #75 to #74 - Vuumbleman (09/06/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. I'm quite excited for it.
User avatar #68 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
So I'm thinking Mega Evolutions are mostly for pokemon that need the stat boosts and just new ability options for pokemon that are already powerful. Some of the recent demo footage of MegaMewtwo using non-STAB, neutral damage moves on his opponents did about as much as I would expect a regular Mewtwo to deal.
User avatar #69 to #68 - chthulhu (08/27/2013) [-]
I have a theory that's similar, but I'll describe it tomorrow. A little too drunk to put it into words. I agree with like 90% of what you're saying though.
User avatar #70 to #69 - Vuumbleman (08/27/2013) [-]
Cool, night!
User avatar #67 - supertanto (07/20/2013) [-]
tell me when you're ready to battle the second leader
User avatar #61 to #60 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Dude, yes
User avatar #62 to #61 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
This is a trainer. Its kind of sad the Furret didn't get to do much, but oh well. This is how its done. Utilize a pokemon's strengths to the maximum.
User avatar #63 to #62 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Exactly man. This guy knows his **** , and uses it to **** everyone over. I love it.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm subscribing. I bet we might could learn a thing or two.
User avatar #65 to #64 - chthulhu (06/30/2013) [-]
Good idea, I think I'll steal it
User avatar #66 to #65 - Vuumbleman (06/30/2013) [-]
My siblings are coming along with their pokemon games. The youngest is on my Leafgreen Version. He's at Victory Road and has half-way been training all his pokemon. His older siblings are not quite so well off. They're making progress, but they're falling prey to Single Pokemon Syndrome.
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