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christofferse

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Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: Dishonored
Interests: Big booty bitches ;)
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Last Login:4/19/2015
Location:Denmark
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#8 - Probably multiple couches put together tho... 4 hours ago on yet more 0
#9 - That's what the KGB wants you to think  [+] (12 new replies) 10 hours ago on Cyka +303
User avatar #15 - wotterpatch (7 hours ago) [-]
No but seriously, the KGB was disbanded, but not really.
The people who worked for the KGB just got hired by the agency that replaced it, it's literally the same wine in a different bottle
User avatar #16 - fristiprinses (7 hours ago) [-]
Do you know what literally means?
User avatar #17 - wotterpatch (7 hours ago) [-]
Yes. I'm implying that the KGB never went away, they were just rebadged. Which is exactly what happened.
User avatar #18 - fristiprinses (6 hours ago) [-]
dictionary.reference.com/browse/literally

I know what you are trying to say, but right now you are saying that the KGB is wine. The KGB is in fact not wine, nor is it re-bottled.

In Belarus they still call their secret service KGB, they didn't even bother changing the name
User avatar #56 - wrpen (2 hours ago) [-]
4. in effect; in substance; very nearly; virtually:
I literally died when she walked out on stage in that costume.

He used it correctly, according to your source.
User avatar #19 - wotterpatch (6 hours ago) [-]
"the same wine in a different bottle" is an adage, you're taking it too literally
#20 - fristiprinses (6 hours ago) [-]
If I'm not supposed to take it literally, why the fuck do say it's literally the same wine?
User avatar #40 - vgmddg (4 hours ago) [-]
#41 - fristiprinses (4 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #23 - wotterpatch (6 hours ago) [-]
Because i assumed you would be smart enough to know what i meant.

Jesus, we're both speaking the same language here. Quit nitpicking for the sake of it
User avatar #38 - butterduck (5 hours ago) [-]
No, because then funny shit like this wouldn't happen.
User avatar #10 - jvair (10 hours ago) [-]
comrade
#3 - get it? because no legs 12 hours ago on fårchæn +1
#1 - Picture 12 hours ago on Remember? 0
#4 - 5) have sex with her again 12 hours ago on Anon finds a girl +4
#3 - looks like him 12 hours ago on Harry Potter and the Sphynx 0
#16 - Mfw I'm not ugly, but just constantly in the wrong lighting  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Lighting changes everthing +22
User avatar #23 - fuzzyballs (9 hours ago) [-]
oh hun, any lighting is wrong for you
#6 - Pro tip, if ya accidently close down a tab, and you wanna open…  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on uoy nehw +6
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#7 - anonymous (12 hours ago) [-]
Other pro-tip:
CRTL + W closes your current tab
#17 - Oh.. Good 13 hours ago on Age of consent +1
#15 - Holy **** , it's 17 in Norway? Thought it was 15 in all …  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on Age of consent +1
User avatar #16 - astraea (13 hours ago) [-]
It's 16 in norway.
User avatar #17 - christofferse (13 hours ago) [-]
Oh.. Good

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#21 - SonicTeam (10/30/2012) [-]
Who are you and why do you wish to add me?
User avatar #22 to #21 - christofferse (10/31/2012) [-]
because i'm looking for friends on funnyjunk, so added you since you were one of the users on the top, and i like your content
User avatar #23 to #22 - SonicTeam (10/31/2012) [-]
Fair enough.
What content of mine did you like?
User avatar #24 to #23 - christofferse (10/31/2012) [-]
definitely the one about definitely, i thought that was good ;)
User avatar #25 to #24 - SonicTeam (10/31/2012) [-]
Uhh....
User avatar #26 to #25 - christofferse (11/01/2012) [-]
well i thought it was funny, don't know if reposted, and frankly don't care
User avatar #27 to #26 - SonicTeam (11/03/2012) [-]
I'm still confused on what post you saw of mine
User avatar #28 to #27 - christofferse (11/03/2012) [-]
doesn't matter then
#14 - boxdrop (10/12/2012) [-]
Hello buddy, hope you're having a great day
#13 - hailjettom (10/12/2012) [-]
I love you 1/100 of how much I love theintelligentanon.
That's quite the amount. Keep rocking!
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User avatar #9 - trainerblu (10/12/2012) [-]
You are nice person who volunteers and is a valued commodity in your town.
User avatar #8 - fukkendragonite (10/12/2012) [-]
Damn friendlytroll, what's your ******* problem? christofferse is a nice guy and I won't stand for you calling him such a nasty name.

Have a nice day christofferse
User avatar #10 to #8 - friendlytroll (10/12/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to roll him :(
User avatar #7 - lordketchup (10/12/2012) [-]
i hope you have a fantastic day
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User avatar #5 - imnotkickthecat (10/12/2012) [-]
ur mum
User avatar #4 - linkofreekthree (10/12/2012) [-]
you're a nice person and i love you
User avatar #3 - friendlytroll (10/12/2012) [-]
Hi ****** :D
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