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| #150 - 4 | 12/19/2015 on The Simpsons are getting... | 0 |
| #107 - Comment deleted | 12/17/2015 on Her thieving skills are up... | +5 |
| #38 - Who is this character? [+] (2 new replies) | 12/16/2015 on Twumblr | +2 |
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| #100 - Ryan Holtz confirmed for a ******* retard. | 12/16/2015 on Dunked on (softly) | +7 |
| #57 - Soo, why did he get kicked out again? | 12/16/2015 on Kojima Rising: Revengeance | 0 |
| #21 - Comment deleted [+] (1 new reply) | 12/16/2015 on "Do I get a... | 0 |
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| #23 - Or people who have genuinely been born with the lack of sexual… [+] (32 new replies) | 12/16/2015 on Video games cause violence | +68 |
| Nah its pretty good m8 No sexual pressure in relationships, and you never have to spend money on outside sex if you aint gettin enough at home Thing is, asexual=/=aromantic. Romance is annoying, especially since I keep ending up loving my best friends. Look at ants, each is a complete altruist, ready to sacrifice themself in a moments notice for the greater good (or if you're a moribund ant just to close the door every night) and the reason that behavoir exists is because ants don't need to worry about reproduction, no natural selection to favor their more selfish members because none of them reproduce regaurdless of their behavoir, so there is only evolutionary benefit in creating selfless ants #267 -
anon (12/17/2015) [-] you sound as if the earth is a much better planet because of humans. i'd say its a much better planet despite it having humans. >Super productive from no masturbation >Always win no fap November >No pressure talking to attractive people >Treat people equally no matter how attractive or what gender they are >Not doing a bunch of shit just for the possibility of sex >Having a small dick would probably be better since you don't use it anyway >No possibility of accidental children Defect? #183 -
anon (12/16/2015) [-] Yes, defect. We're talking about genetics here. Anything that makes your chance of reproducing extremely low to the point of being nominal is a pretty big problem for your genome. Were it to magically effect the entire population at once the entirety of humanity could likely end up extinct from it. I think that's a pretty good definition of something genetic being a "defect". Granted, just because someone has a genetic defect doesn't mean they're bad and don't deserve just as much respect as anyone else. They're still human. Just like I wouldn't treat anyone born sterile badly in any way, I wouldn't treat anyone born asexual badly in any way. They have the same rights as me as a human. But that doesn't mean I can't recognize the genetic condition as a defect. #197 -
anon (12/16/2015) [-] You have to look at a bigger picture. If you let a population frow too big, it will come crashing down. Homosexuals and asexuals could be a result keeping numbers in check. It's not about producing as much offspring as possible; you have to be able to take care of them too. Ooh, I thought it would be something like chemical reactions. But... who does fap for several hours? That is indeed a waste of time #132 -
anon (12/16/2015) [-] ME. IT'S SO TERRIBLE. I HATE IT. I literally have an addiction... to masturbation! It's very embarrassing. I've gotten far better now but it's been tough to stop doing it completely. I struggle with just doing it only once a week. For a long time I did it an average of one or more times per-day in a week. I'm pretty sure it made my depression worse (dopamine release chemical stuff; using it as a "pick me up"). I began to need to masturbate in order to feel normal. I've wasted up to four hours of a day trying to continuously get it off even. Anyways now I'm a walking hypocrite about sex and masturbation. A lot of the time I'm frowning as I climax because I'm sad at what I've just done. I was going to post this in spoiler tags but then I realized I both don't want to get notifications about this and I'd like to not have it all hidden under a spoiler tag. So X post as anon it is. I begun doing it in 5th grade so it's been about 8 or 9 years of this. Holy, that is quite the addication. Mhm, I would advice either seeking proffesional help or fixing the depression (I know, ''just'' fixing it is never te case) but... Excessive mastrubation is a temporary solution and when you no longer find your salvage in that you delve into darker and darker stuff.... So... are you oke? I am here for ya if you need anyone to talk to #178 -
anon (12/16/2015) [-] I'm actually doing pretty well. I'm no longer depressed despite never seeking professional help or taking medication (that is a long story for another time) and I no longer masturbate nearly as much as I used to. Now it's more of a bad habit that I need to keep trying to ween myself off of. I would say that the first step to fixing a problem is identifying the problem. Sweet! Good to hear! And yeah that is indeed the first step. But, you should of course take action to solve to problem. I speak from experience since I have no trouble identifying problems but untill two years ago I didn't do anything about them afterwards Mhm, and maybe replace it with other excercise, like body weight training or running. Then you use a bad habit to create a good one #65 -
anon (12/16/2015) [-] being asexual doesn't mean we don't jerk off. We still do. Just not TO anything really. It's still a physical need. Sure there's some of us that don't do it because it's not that big an urge but physical need is still a thing. #120 -
anon (12/16/2015) [-] To add on to what I already said, I am interested in romantic relationships, and I assume when the right person shows up, sex will be a lot more enjoyable, but I still think I'd end up doing it mostly for them rather than for myself. so really you're saying that you're abstinent minus marraige under a holy union or whatever #119 -
anon (12/16/2015) [-] More awkward than anything, not being attracted to people mean it's a lot harder to maintain or even get a boner. Also makes it hard to know which gender you even want to date. Masterbating is just less stressful tbh. non-virgin asexual | ||
| #65 - IT'S 2015 COME ON! | 12/16/2015 on Fun one | 0 |
| #97 - Comment deleted | 12/16/2015 on Twins | +1 |
| #259 - If you look at america now, it's a mess, corruption, poverty ,… | 12/15/2015 on this is what liberals... | 0 |
