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#9 - ...a fierce tugging  [+] (4 new replies) 10/30/2012 on Hate... +54
User avatar #28 - whitcher (10/30/2012) [-]
The experience is still dulled, unfortunately. The head of the penis 'leathers up' when exposed to the elements, toughening up the nerves whereas an uncut penis has an extra sensitive head when the skin is pulled back. It's a tough catch 22 for the cut/uncut debate.
User avatar #50 - Whitenleaf (10/30/2012) [-]
That being said, one benefit most circumcised men enjoy is the ability to go for much longer without blowing a load. Premature ejaculation occurs 78% less frequently for circumcised males.
#77 - itsmypenis has deleted their comment.
#39 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/30/2012) [-]
God I hate coming from a christian family...


...coming

#8 - I was circumcised, and my love muscle still enjoys a periodic …  [+] (7 new replies) 10/30/2012 on Hate... +51
#267 - mittins has deleted their comment.
#11 - moofiefoof (10/30/2012) [-]
same here...
#9 - chriskwondo (10/30/2012) [-]
...a fierce tugging
User avatar #28 - whitcher (10/30/2012) [-]
The experience is still dulled, unfortunately. The head of the penis 'leathers up' when exposed to the elements, toughening up the nerves whereas an uncut penis has an extra sensitive head when the skin is pulled back. It's a tough catch 22 for the cut/uncut debate.
User avatar #50 - Whitenleaf (10/30/2012) [-]
That being said, one benefit most circumcised men enjoy is the ability to go for much longer without blowing a load. Premature ejaculation occurs 78% less frequently for circumcised males.
#77 - itsmypenis has deleted their comment.
#39 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/30/2012) [-]
God I hate coming from a christian family...


...coming

#5 - Well, I'd feel that way if we ever accomplished anything. We b…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2012 on Did you know? +2
User avatar #6 - goodguygary (10/29/2012) [-]
still more fun then sitting around and awkwardly listening to your friend talk about his job, or lack thereof
#56 - Your boyfriend shouldn't be imagining anyone besides you while… 10/29/2012 on Opinions? 1/2 +3
#2 - The sad fact is that I feel more sociable while gaming than wh…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/29/2012 on Did you know? +63
#251 - thenewnuggubler (10/29/2012) [-]
As do I. I always feel better about myself when I get a flag back to my base then dicking around with my one friend at a Toys R Us

<my life in a nutshell
#12 - wildditto (10/29/2012) [-]
yes?
#21 - spankidanki (10/29/2012) [-]
**spankidanki rolls 30**
User avatar #140 - organicglory (10/29/2012) [-]
**organicglory rolls 77** for Oblivion!!
User avatar #4 - goodguygary (10/29/2012) [-]
with games you're working towards a greater effect, like winning the match, or getting through a dungeon. all going out with your friends is, is drinking with somebody else, and just talking about things you did. (replace drinking with whatever)
#5 - chriskwondo (10/29/2012) [-]
Well, I'd feel that way if we ever accomplished anything. We beat the shit out of each other on Street Fighter and yell at each other to play better on CoD. EY YO, BITCH! I SUGGEST YOU PUT THAT GRENADE DOWN BEFOH I STICK IT IN YO ASS!
User avatar #6 - goodguygary (10/29/2012) [-]
still more fun then sitting around and awkwardly listening to your friend talk about his job, or lack thereof
#10 - Picture 10/29/2012 on Overly attached mom +1
#251 - Picture 10/27/2012 on Dentist Humor +1
#480 - At first I wondered how a damned time lapse could get front pa… 10/25/2012 on Timelapse of a Tree in Canada 0
#20 - Yea, ok bro. 10/23/2012 on Nerds and Bros 0
#31 - Picture 10/22/2012 on Anticipating Apocalypse 0
#256 - Picture 10/22/2012 on Trolling window cleaner +1
#371 - Oh sweet Jesus... I had no way of knowing this comment would e… 10/22/2012 on The cheif of masters 0
#12 - I can't believe nobody said it. Warm water makes you piss. He …  [+] (26 new replies) 10/21/2012 on The cheif of masters -178
#371 - chriskwondo (10/22/2012) [-]
Oh sweet Jesus... I had no way of knowing this comment would enrage so many people. Good to know Funnyjunk is as forgiving as always.
#98 - Visual (10/21/2012) [-]
#91 - klondikemonster (10/21/2012) [-]
Congratulations, you're fucking retarded.
#74 - ChIkEnRuLe (10/21/2012) [-]
This i think is probably the only reaction sutible for you... :/
#73 - valve (10/21/2012) [-]
User avatar #62 - candyskeleton (10/21/2012) [-]
You are just on fire with awful comments today.
#61 - killzer has deleted their comment.
#59 - riotpopper (10/21/2012) [-]
Not what the joke is about, but sorry you got so many reds, that sucks.
User avatar #50 - maxismahname (10/21/2012) [-]
i don't even play halo and I know you're wrong mother fucker.
#41 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/21/2012) [-]
Dude, how do you manage to breath? Does it hurt when you dream?
#34 - darkjustifier (10/21/2012) [-]
Jesus didn't do nothin to deserve rape.
#21 - matthewonetwothree (10/21/2012) [-]
cant be his suit it just recycles and filters everything for the chief so he can use it again
User avatar #13 - ROFLKNIEF (10/21/2012) [-]
It's actually because in any halo game, if master chief even touches water, he dies.
#67 - alucord (10/21/2012) [-]
Bullshit
User avatar #97 - Kabutops (10/21/2012) [-]
that's actually fake water
User avatar #373 - alucord (10/22/2012) [-]
What the fuck does "fake" mean?
This was the only semi-relevant picture I could find,
In CE, Cheif was in water plenty.
User avatar #384 - Kabutops (10/22/2012) [-]
calm down. i was only joking
User avatar #43 - fuckinfuckinfuck (10/21/2012) [-]
Not in the original Halo. You can drive your Warthog into the ocean as deep is as you want and you won't die.

In Halo 3, there's a part in the mission Sierra 117 where you can drop down into a lake and walk around underwater, and kill fish if you want.
User avatar #28 - trollofhalo (10/21/2012) [-]
Valhalla map, Swamp campaign mission, Any snow map/campaign mission.
User avatar #20 - thedragonflyking (10/21/2012) [-]
ohhhhh
#18 - kingcoote has deleted their comment.
User avatar #14 - aesmith (10/21/2012) [-]
Halo 3, first fucking mission you can go under the fucking water. Your point is in invalid.
User avatar #15 - ROFLKNIEF (10/21/2012) [-]
yes, but this is a simple exaggeration of master chief's inability to survive in water. and if you crouch in the water, instant death.
User avatar #16 - aesmith (10/21/2012) [-]
Meh whatever, have some thumbs.
User avatar #17 - ROFLKNIEF (10/21/2012) [-]
and for you ,as well. honestly the only thing keeping me awake right now is others debating my comments like you, and for that i thank you.
User avatar #42 - aesmith (10/21/2012) [-]
I guess you've fallen asleep by now, but if you want a debate, go claim MLP is for girls on ponytime. (If you don't mind getting thumbed down, a lot.)
#8 - Close enough...  [+] (13 new replies) 10/21/2012 on Hey Arnold -113
#65 - captaincabinet has deleted their comment.
User avatar #46 - scoopdeedoo (10/21/2012) [-]
after 2 years you would think bronies would know that pony pictures belong on pony posts and the pony board
#33 - pineappletime (10/21/2012) [-]
User avatar #39 - baconrider (10/21/2012) [-]
Wouldn't the first part of that image also be inconsiderate of other people's interests? But yes, the pony gif was completely unneeded.
User avatar #54 - seniorawesomesauce (10/21/2012) [-]
That's the joke
User avatar #58 - baconrider (10/21/2012) [-]
I see. Well, alright then. I'll be out of everyone's hair in this thread.
#40 - pineappletime has deleted their comment.
#27 - atangytaco (10/21/2012) [-]
I'm a brony and even I didn't think it was needed. You dun goofed son
#23 - yourmomtotherescue has deleted their comment.
#20 - norwegianlolz (10/21/2012) [-]
#19 - themexicanpwner (10/21/2012) [-]
and this is why nobody likes bronys.
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/21/2012) [-]
No.
#22 - youngduece has deleted their comment.
#49 - Picture 10/21/2012 on Twilight's first day +5
#4 - I see what you did there. That joke was better than cleavage!  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2012 on Strangers, strangers... 0
#8 - cleavage (10/16/2012) [-]
nothing is better than cleavage
User avatar #5 - sevensixtwo (10/16/2012) [-]
Are you trolling? I can show you a thing or two about trolling... I'm the original bitchitroll.
#70 - Picture 10/11/2012 on And here we go. -1
#45 - Picture 10/11/2012 on how to feed homeless people +1
#34 - I understand your frustration. They don't teach you ***… 10/09/2012 on Battlefield 0
#32 - They aren't hard to fly at all. It's dual joystick controls ju…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2012 on Battlefield +1
#33 - kempsishere (10/09/2012) [-]
the problem for me was that they teach you how to fly in the campaign of bad company 2, and then COMPLETELY REDO THE CONTROLS IN MULTIPLAYER. Hey guys, what if we teach the player how to fly and then throw it all out the fucking window.

sorry, its a personal point of torment.
#34 - chriskwondo (10/09/2012) [-]
I understand your frustration. They don't teach you shit for Battlefield multiplayer. You just get thrown in and hope for the best. I learned to fly helicopters early on just so I'd be able to say I'm good at something. Then I ended up being the asshole support player. No kills, leads team xD
#111 - Clearly you did it wrong. He didn't ask more than ten questions... 10/08/2012 on Akinator, the genius 0
#142 - Picture 10/07/2012 on I couldn't save you +1
#107 - Ok, I'm not gonna ask for a link to any comics. However, I WIL…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2012 on Yay, Deadpool. +1
User avatar #132 - reghost (07/20/2012) [-]
merc with a mouth
#29 - DR. MOTHER ******* ROCKZO!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2012 on Wikipedia has it right 0
#31 - alucord (07/20/2012) [-]
T-Today I woke up this a pony's hoof in my pants
#16 - I love head bobbing 07/20/2012 on Oh Amon +4

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