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chris chris

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:10/06/2009
Last Login:7/03/2015
Location:Canada
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#28 - if your dealer if paying $10 a g he is severely getting ripped…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2015 on Gift Cards 0
User avatar #38 - hairysmellyanus (07/03/2015) [-]
Who the fuck buys pounds and then sells grams you genius? If you buy low quantity you buy through low quantity dealers. Example. I buy halves for 110-150 depending on who I get it from and what quality. If I sold I would sell $20 for about 1.1 or 1.2 depending on how well I know them. I wouldn't sell for 15 a g because it wouldn't be worth my time do do it since it's pretty illegal in the great state of Texas.

But if I buy halves my guy probably buys qp to hps for about 180-200 an oz, but if he's buying such quantity he's not gonna be selling dime bags for 10 a g.
#26 - if everyone refuses to over pay, they will stop over charging.…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2015 on Gift Cards 0
User avatar #27 - hairysmellyanus (07/03/2015) [-]
Yes but if my dealer pays 10 a g for it why the fuck is he gonna sell me weed for 10 a g. I usually pick up halves, but when picked up g's i usually paid 15-20.
#28 - chris chris (07/03/2015) [-]
if your dealer if paying $10 a g he is severely getting ripped off. if he's picking up a couple lbs at $10 a gram thats like $10,000, thats ridiculous. i cant remember exactly how much a lbs is, something like $2,000 or $2,500. works out to less than $5 a gram. if your dealer is telling you he buys pounds for almost $5,000 he's either lying or i REALLY dont want to live wherever expensive place you do
User avatar #38 - hairysmellyanus (07/03/2015) [-]
Who the fuck buys pounds and then sells grams you genius? If you buy low quantity you buy through low quantity dealers. Example. I buy halves for 110-150 depending on who I get it from and what quality. If I sold I would sell $20 for about 1.1 or 1.2 depending on how well I know them. I wouldn't sell for 15 a g because it wouldn't be worth my time do do it since it's pretty illegal in the great state of Texas.

But if I buy halves my guy probably buys qp to hps for about 180-200 an oz, but if he's buying such quantity he's not gonna be selling dime bags for 10 a g.
#22 - $15 a gram. **** brah, u gotta get a new dealer kuz som…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/03/2015 on Gift Cards +23
User avatar #124 - jdawgydawg (07/04/2015) [-]
where in canada are you from? toronto is where im from
#61 - anon (07/04/2015) [-]
It's almost like the price of weed varies by region like literally just about everything else in the world does.

Hell, you'd have to imagine it varies even more since it's illegal in many places and factors like the distance to the nearest legal place to acquire, ease or difficulty of medical marijuana licenses, and how hard police do or do not crack down on it in your area will obviously affect the price.
User avatar #32 - manofparody (07/03/2015) [-]
Dude, weed is fucking expensive where I am, the prices in the content are pretty accurate for my area.
User avatar #25 - hairysmellyanus (07/03/2015) [-]
Because everyone has hookups like you...
#111 - notafunnyguy (07/04/2015) [-]
im in canada and 10 a gram is like the "i dont really know my dealer that well" price. my cousin has been selling to me for awhile and ill get about 5-6g for 40 of hydro, and i have a friend out of town who will do about 10g for 30$ because he can grow his own and hes known me for a long time
#30 - ogasm (07/03/2015) [-]
I can confirm these prices and I don't have hook-ups
User avatar #26 - chris chris (07/03/2015) [-]
if everyone refuses to over pay, they will stop over charging. simple economics
User avatar #27 - hairysmellyanus (07/03/2015) [-]
Yes but if my dealer pays 10 a g for it why the fuck is he gonna sell me weed for 10 a g. I usually pick up halves, but when picked up g's i usually paid 15-20.
#28 - chris chris (07/03/2015) [-]
if your dealer if paying $10 a g he is severely getting ripped off. if he's picking up a couple lbs at $10 a gram thats like $10,000, thats ridiculous. i cant remember exactly how much a lbs is, something like $2,000 or $2,500. works out to less than $5 a gram. if your dealer is telling you he buys pounds for almost $5,000 he's either lying or i REALLY dont want to live wherever expensive place you do
User avatar #38 - hairysmellyanus (07/03/2015) [-]
Who the fuck buys pounds and then sells grams you genius? If you buy low quantity you buy through low quantity dealers. Example. I buy halves for 110-150 depending on who I get it from and what quality. If I sold I would sell $20 for about 1.1 or 1.2 depending on how well I know them. I wouldn't sell for 15 a g because it wouldn't be worth my time do do it since it's pretty illegal in the great state of Texas.

But if I buy halves my guy probably buys qp to hps for about 180-200 an oz, but if he's buying such quantity he's not gonna be selling dime bags for 10 a g.
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#11 - you need to fix that "Canada ****** Eh" … 07/01/2015 on July 1st +3
#3 - what does cutting yourself have to do with a whip? and what do…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2015 on Suicide Doors 0
User avatar #4 - rakaka (07/01/2015) [-]
whip=negro slang for car
#14 - we are. we do. Higgs Boson Dark matter untill like… 07/01/2015 on special eye +2
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#9 - looks awesome, but still probably not going to see it. no bill… 07/01/2015 on Say a Prayer +1
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User avatar #27 - cognosceteipsum (05/21/2015) [-]
you like hockey dude?
User avatar #25 - revengeforfreeze (04/23/2014) [-]
You like hockey dude?
User avatar #26 to #25 - chris chris (04/25/2015) [-]
ya
#24 - fuckallyouniggers ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
Woah, holy **** . You have a space in your username?
#23 - anon (03/29/2014) [-]
I want your account,gibe your accont pplox hue
User avatar #20 - revengeforfreeze (11/13/2013) [-]
you like hockey dude?
User avatar #22 to #20 - chris chris (11/16/2013) [-]
ya
User avatar #16 - twi (03/06/2013) [-]
aww, you're gone ._.
User avatar #21 to #16 - revengeforfreeze (11/13/2013) [-]
he's back
User avatar #11 - OrangeZebra (10/09/2011) [-]
you like hockey dude?
User avatar #12 to #17 - chris chris (10/10/2011) [-]
ya
User avatar #10 - wanpo ONLINE (02/27/2011) [-]
I love your avatar.
Just sayian.
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User avatar #4 - ihavenoname (07/20/2010) [-]
a stoner would be freaked out by your avatar
User avatar #3 - ninjawizards (10/26/2009) [-]
MWAHAHAHA
User avatar #2 - chris chris (10/19/2009) [-]
hi
User avatar #1 - Brookey (10/09/2009) [-]
Hello!
 
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