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chris chris

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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:10/06/2009
Last Login:1/11/2016
Location:Canada
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Comment Ranking:#157
Highest Content Rank:#185
Highest Comment Rank:#164
Content Thumbs: 20014 total,  22449 ,  2435
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Content Level Progress: 88.8% (888/1000)
Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 84.9% (849/1000)
Level 317 Comments: Wizard → Level 318 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:14
Content Views:341810
Times Content Favorited:1243 times
Total Comments Made:4067
FJ Points:37929

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    cool thing to put in microwave cool thing to put in microwave
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    or u could do it neway or u could do it neway
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    i think i just bricked my pants i think i just bricked my pants

latest user's comments

#12 - does this look like the face of mercy?! 9 hours ago on There's only so much a frog... +210
#11 - Comment deleted 9 hours ago on There's only so much a frog... 0
#16 - real beef? this guys got real poultry with Peter  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on grade A beef +11
#33 - anon (1 hour ago) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** That joke was fowl.
#2 - Picture 01/09/2016 on the princess bride strikes... +5
#1 - could Hank kill-defeat Goku? oddly specific way of describing … 01/08/2016 on dang it +2
#1 - dont forget to polish your wand 01/08/2016 on The Ring The Cloak and The... +8
#1 - Picture 01/08/2016 on pope +1
#1 - thats kinda like saying you wont die if you dont smoke  [+] (7 new replies) 01/08/2016 on i get it +5
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#15 - tenaciouslee (01/09/2016) [-]
You're immortal if you don't smoke.

Didn't you know that?
#2 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Nah, it's just reminding you that you're stacking the odds against yourself with risky behavior (as well as potentially harming others around you).
#25 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Interesting fact studies have shown that smokers contain higher testosterone levels, are less likely to DIE from a heart attack (not to say less likely to HAVE one), and. Also less likely to suffer from parkinsons AND joint wear. Look it up, the studies cannot fully explain or prove these studies but none the less are documented showing proof that there are SOME benefits that smokers gain (risks too)
#26 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Lol tablet grammer looks like shit these studies cannofully explain or prove these CLAIMS
#13 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
same goes for driving a car, eating fatty foods or smoked meat, drinking sugary sodas, alcoholic drinks, living in a city or a dusty enviroment...

vast majority of things you do every day have a chance of getting you killed one way or another, or harm someone around you, yet i dont see any "stop driving cars it kills peopls" anywhere

you can fuck off right now...
#20 - capnkrunch (01/09/2016) [-]
Thing is, Driving a car is actually useful. Smoking just puts you in the ground quicker, and well, I don't know you, but wouldn't you want to be dead later rather than sooner?
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#16 - lipidregent (01/09/2016) [-]
Drive smart and for the most part you're in the clear, plus driving is necessary in most modern life
As long as you excercise and eat in moderation, fatty foods and sugary drinks do little to no harm in the long run
Alcohol is in the same boat as tobaco.
If you live in the city or a dusty area, you can move, though that can be expensive.

There's no biological need to smoke, and if you do it for the nicotine there are healthier ways to get it (gum, patches, vaping, etc.)
#21 - actually Portugal does have the rights to port wine, thats why…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on Mexican -1
#50 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** moo point, lel
#4 - its all good, cuz its all Canadian. first hockey game… 01/08/2016 on Black Canadian 0

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User avatar #35 - sjokolett (12/27/2015) [-]
are you by any chance the guy who made this? chris††† - 7年后 [Full album]
User avatar #36 to #35 - chris chris (12/27/2015) [-]
nah, never heard that before
User avatar #32 - joshlol (12/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #33 to #32 - chris chris (12/22/2015) [-]
nothing personal, just my notifications got full cuz it sent me 1 every time you uploaded and i didnt know how else to stop that
User avatar #31 - joshlol (12/09/2015) [-]
cool name
User avatar #29 - grimfuck (12/03/2015) [-]
god damnit chris chris, I hope there were moon moon jokes made about your user name.
whith the space do you get mention notification?
User avatar #30 to #29 - chris chris (12/09/2015) [-]
i'v gotten an all-time total of 0 mentions, and 2 rolls. both rolls were within the last 6 months i think
User avatar #27 - cognosceteipsum (05/21/2015) [-]
you like hockey dude?
User avatar #25 - revengeforfreeze (04/23/2014) [-]
You like hockey dude?
User avatar #26 to #25 - chris chris (04/25/2015) [-]
ya
#24 - fuckallyouniggers (04/18/2014) [-]
Woah, holy **** . You have a space in your username?
#23 - anon (03/29/2014) [-]
I want your account,gibe your accont pplox hue
User avatar #20 - revengeforfreeze (11/13/2013) [-]
you like hockey dude?
User avatar #22 to #20 - chris chris (11/16/2013) [-]
ya
User avatar #16 - twi (03/06/2013) [-]
aww, you're gone ._.
User avatar #21 to #16 - revengeforfreeze (11/13/2013) [-]
he's back
User avatar #11 - OrangeZebra (10/09/2011) [-]
you like hockey dude?
User avatar #12 to #17 - chris chris (10/10/2011) [-]
ya
User avatar #10 - wanpo (02/27/2011) [-]
I love your avatar.
Just sayian.
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User avatar #4 - ihavenoname (07/20/2010) [-]
a stoner would be freaked out by your avatar
User avatar #3 - ninjawizards (10/26/2009) [-]
MWAHAHAHA
User avatar #2 - chris chris (10/19/2009) [-]
hi
User avatar #1 - Brookey (10/09/2009) [-]
Hello!
 
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