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But they reason no one has noticed them being imprisoned till about a decade ago was because they were not imprisoned on earth it was a different planet

True satanists (not the ones who go out ans sacrifice animals) have known about this for a long time. Including the free masons and other groups who used to be Satanists before being taken over by the angels.

Hm?

You said I'd be sorry or something like that, you know, for saying bad stuff about Enki or w/e

I see.


Yes, I did say that. I still hold true to it, although it might take longer than I originally had planned.

Oh come on, I want him now :(

Make sure the big cheese kills me tho', don't care how, I leave it to your crativity.

He's not going to kill you just because you asked.

In fact, he said to try and give you a chance to change before attempting anything.

So he wants me to become a "spiritual satanist" hahaha.

Everyone wants me, no but seriously, do I look like some kind of fool? No I don't because you don't even see me but that's not the point, only a fool believes without proper evidence, if he wants me changed, he'll have to ask for it.



Anyways, back to reality, my dear, do you use any sort of pills or tablets? If not I hardly recommend it.

I never said he wants you to become anything... what?

I don't take any medication, nor do I need it. I'm not hurting anybody, even if this is somehow all fake.

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, you're actually right.

First thing that comes to my mind when I hear satanism is sacrificing childern and eating raw lamb meat.
But since you spiritual satanists claim to be nothing like that I believe it's okay for you to do whatever the fuck you want in your freetime.

Satanism is not about that, nor has it ever been about that. Just lies perpetuated by the deceivers of humanity and such.

or maybe you should sit down and meditate sometime. Actualy do research into what you are bashing.

You sir are the fool. but you have the right to your own stupidity

I did enough meditation in my lifetime to notice that it doesn't bring me anything.
You see, being stupid is a privilege, not a right.

You call me a fool, yet you forget one thing, I'm not the one who cloaks his insecurity in a magical fantasy world, and I know what I am doing now is not good, who am I to question the belief of others? But then again, who gives a dripping fuck.

How long did you meditate for each day, or days per week? Have you ever been in a trance before?

No, never have.

As failed buddhist I used to meditate every second or third day for 2 or 3 hours, mostly in a small forrest that is roughtly 2 km away from my house.

I just couldn't get everything off my mind to really be free of all thoughts, all my burdens just drag me down so yeah, since I can't let it go, meditation is no solution for myself

How does getting in trance help?

"A deep trance makes it possible to access the subconscious mind and to program it as we see fit. The active left side of the brain blocks out any attempts to access the passive right side where the seat of the unconscious is. This is analagous to turning off the electricity to a room or a building in order to fix the wiring. The right side of the brain is where we can program our minds to manifest what we want in reality."

It also relaxes the mind, makes it easier to focus.

as far as I see it, you're no spiritual satanist, you're a hippie.

I mean not to offend, hippies are cool, at least the one who wash themselves.

But do tell more about this aura work, sounds interesting, and please don't qoute, I want to see how you see it.

Well, I did the dedication ritual to Satan and follow his advice which is posted on JoS...

But yes. What exactly would you like to know?

How does it work would be a good start I suppose?

Well, to start off, everything has an aura... whether it be animate being or inanimate object.


It is an energy field created by molecules, and vibrating atoms that comprise matter. The universe itself vibrates, to a certain frequency, and the gravity that holds things together is electromagnetic in nature as well.


Mainly, it is an energy source. Everybody's aura is unique; no two are alike.

You seem to forget the SPIRITUAL part in the spiritual satanism :3

I'd rather forget the satanism part for it has a rather harsh or better to say "bad" reputation.

Other than that, you and Chreiya seem nicer than 70% of FunnyJunk

Also thankyou for the compliment

Well the problem with the satanism part is the image created for Satan has been adopted from a false religion created by the angels to make the daemons look bad and to keep you from improving your spirit and advancing yourself. :P

in other words Satan = good Angels = bad :P just for your clearification

My close minded atheist brain doesn't believe in such unatrual beings, yet, from all the lore, stories and myths I have read, I'll be pleased to tell you how I see all of it.

God loved his sons (the angels) because they followed his orders, like pets, was that even fatherly love at all? Who knows.
One day God decided to create mankind (please keep in mind, I'm a fanboy of the evolution theory xD)
God spent days watching over mankind, the angels still followed his orders, but one angel got jealous, it was little Lucy aka Lucifer. God never thought any of the angels would raise it's voice against him, therefor he commanded his little soldiers to banish Lucifer. Poor little spoiled Lucy got his wings cut off and he was thrown out of heaven, he was falling a long time and then as he hit the ground he created a crater that is known as hell (Dante Alighieri ftw).

As far as I know your satan is not Lucifer, it's this Enki guy, but I've never heard about him, neither how or when he was created, nor by whom.

And to finish it,

Angels = daddy's soldiers
Lucifer = spoiled brat
God = tyrant

Even if everything would be true, I'd take no sides and continue being an "non believer".

The bible is completely false, fictional, and written to make it so the weak-minded are turned to sheep... and any intelligent people are turned to atheism.

Thanks for the compliment.

I can't reply to you and grpeephole at the same time but I am pretty damn sure he'll see this next time he lurks.

The bible might be fake, I'm even pretty damn sure at least 90% of it is false.

But the theory that aliens created us to mine gold? No mankind is much older than gold mining. And if those aliens got imprisoned by some other aliens about 10 years ago, why is there no proof, evidence, or at least more people talking about them?

Nothing seems to add up, but I'm not trying to be a bitch, believe whatever you want.

well you`ll get a kick outta this one. that whole story is a made up myth by the angels to keep you from advancing.

the Annunaki(Daemons) came to earth to mine gold and they created us to do it. eventualy they began to like us but the angels didnt like this and by the time of the roman empire they had kicked the daemons off the earth and imprisoned them till about a decade ago. now the daemons are currently on Duat waiting to return.

but the point of the daemons are aliens who created us and want us to advance and become our own gods later on. while the angels are aliens who want to destroy us and controll us. and keep us from advancing.

im sorry but i dont even feel your worth my time to argue with i just dont agree with you insulting Enki just does not sit right with me. But your free to do what you will

Yeah just run away from reality.

are you attempting to make a point?

...Not anymore, you know, since you don't hurt anyone, you're free to do whatever you want, good luck to you sir.

You sir are a little weird

Tell me something new.