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chorozord

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Date Signed Up:5/07/2012
Last Login:3/30/2015
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Comment Ranking:#27184
Highest Content Rank:#2443
Highest Comment Rank:#9435
Content Thumbs: 7002 total,  7739 ,  737
Comment Thumbs: 243 total,  666 ,  423
Content Level Progress: 62% (62/100)
Level 169 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 170 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/5)
Level 119 Comments: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Content Views:217857
Times Content Favorited:396 times
Total Comments Made:371
FJ Points:7173

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latest user's comments

#36 - Oooh, ok thx 03/16/2015 on Old Spice Body Wash 0
#25 - The hell is this?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Old Spice Body Wash 0
User avatar #30 - zaffy (03/16/2015) [-]
ME!ME!ME! 60fps 720p

Here, the 60fps version is MUCH better
User avatar #36 - chorozord (03/16/2015) [-]
Oooh, ok thx
#26 - squidbaby (03/16/2015) [-]
MEMEME! a controversial animation collaboration
Me!Me!Me!   Original Animation
#5 - Dem paint skills 03/15/2015 on Cthulhu strikes 0
#346383 - Now it's good 03/10/2015 on PARTY NOW!! JOIN! 0
#3010 - Old pic, but I won't bother taking a new one Have no … 03/03/2015 on Brag and post your best... +1
#7 - I did this too 03/01/2015 on kek -1
#320 - get rekt 01/29/2015 on only the blues understand 0
#4 - What movie is this?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on True Love +1
#14 - applesdontpee (12/22/2014) [-]
Vanilla Sky


be advised
#134 - Comment deleted 11/06/2014 on give away again +1
#1173 -   ▲ ▲ ▲ 11/03/2014 on A Secret revealed 0
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#17 - flesheater (05/21/2014) [-]
CHEERS 4 THE ADD
CHEERS 4 THE ADD
User avatar #14 - chorozord (04/24/2013) [-]
**chorozord rolls 94,390,848**
User avatar #13 - spartanian (02/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 - spartanian (02/18/2013) [-]
#8 - spartanian (02/18/2013) [-]
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#5 - spartanian (02/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 - youallfags **User deleted account** (12/31/2012) [-]
There we go, just deleted it.

Have a nice day
User avatar #3 - chorozord (12/05/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #2 - chorozord (11/29/2012) [-]
**chorozord rolls 532**
User avatar #15 to #2 - chorozord (06/23/2013) [-]
**chorozord rolls 782**
User avatar #16 to #15 - chorozord (06/23/2013) [-]
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#1 - SonicTeam (05/26/2012) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY RAPED   
Just had to do it.   
Thanks for the add Chorozord.
COMMENT VIRGINITY RAPED
Just had to do it.
Thanks for the add Chorozord.
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