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#135 - do you know what's better than 4 chords ? just me bby 11 hours ago on Rage comp 0
#6 - well apparently any combination can be solved in 20 moves , bu… 04/19/2015 on Hulk angry 0
#4 - if you can solve a 3x3 , you can solve a 4x4 . and if you can …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Hulk angry 0
User avatar #7 - ahippoeatingacat (04/19/2015) [-]
Not necessarily. A 4x4 has OLL and PLL parity that does not show up on a 3x3
User avatar #5 - bjornkrage (04/19/2015) [-]
yeah well, the 3x3 cubes are pretty much impossible for me too.
#6 - chords (04/19/2015) [-]
well apparently any combination can be solved in 20 moves , but 3x3's are pretty easy to learn . but if you're doing it casually then yeah they're pretty much impossible
#12 - Comment deleted 04/18/2015 on To whoever was curious 0
#7 - loving relationship > casual sex  [+] (10 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Feels.. +23
User avatar #11 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (04/19/2015) [-]
Only after you've had casual sex like once, there's just a lot more initial novelty.
User avatar #56 - Kairyuka (04/19/2015) [-]
Depends on what kinda person you are
User avatar #66 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (04/19/2015) [-]
you're the kind of person having sex for the first time. that's enough information to make it the most likely scenario.
User avatar #67 - Kairyuka (04/19/2015) [-]
Some people value a loving relationship more than casual sex from the get-go
User avatar #68 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (04/19/2015) [-]
If you took every virgin on earth and offered them a loving asexual or a nympho which do you think the majority would choose?
User avatar #70 - Kairyuka (04/19/2015) [-]
You have a point. You just forget that everyone is not part of the majority
User avatar #71 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (04/19/2015) [-]
I don't remember saying everyone, I stated it was the most likely scenario, not the only scenario.
User avatar #72 - Kairyuka (04/19/2015) [-]
You literally stated in >>#11 that someone would only want a loving relationship over casual sex if they'd had sex before.
User avatar #73 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (04/19/2015) [-]
my bad on phrasing. someone would most likely*
User avatar #74 - Kairyuka (04/19/2015) [-]
Cool, glad to hear you're a reasonable fellow! Have a nice day
#78 - i am not circumcised 04/16/2015 on Safe sex +1
#1 - i wish it could have lasted forever :/ 04/16/2015 on Kek 0
#56 - means * 04/16/2015 on Safe sex +1
#54 - i don't think you understand what sterile  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Safe sex +3
User avatar #57 - hoponthefeelstrain (04/16/2015) [-]
I do. But for all she knew you could have been lying or you could be a fucking miracle case. Idk there's always that "what if"
#56 - chords (04/16/2015) [-]
means *
#44 - if your girlfriend was anything like my ex have fun with tryin…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Safe sex +1
User avatar #52 - hoponthefeelstrain (04/16/2015) [-]
I can't blame her. If she gets pregnant all the blame is put on her. If she has an abortion she's a heartless bitch and if she keeps it and makes you pay child support she's a gold digging bitch. She's the one effect most so it's good for her to be as safe as possible.
#54 - chords (04/16/2015) [-]
i don't think you understand what sterile
User avatar #57 - hoponthefeelstrain (04/16/2015) [-]
I do. But for all she knew you could have been lying or you could be a fucking miracle case. Idk there's always that "what if"
#56 - chords (04/16/2015) [-]
means *
User avatar #45 - vinlandknight (04/16/2015) [-]
Oh no, I don't really want to do it until I have children, I'd be to worried about impregnating her. Currently my gf isn't on the pill, and I don't think she'll ever get on it. So if I stay with her I guess I look forward to when we have kids. (if she does get on the pill and wants to try it I doubt i'd want to say no)

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User avatar #26 - alicorn (12/07/2014) [-]
Would you mind helping me again once you get your gateway fixed?

can you do a PCNY wish Chansey? It's okay if you'd rather not i understand, Gen three stuff especially XD Mons are hard to get through but I'd give you a shiny BR reshiram for it I only ask because i've tried everything to get one
#27 to #26 - chords (12/07/2014) [-]
PCNY ?
#29 to #28 - chords (12/07/2014) [-]
i can do it if you can find the memories of an PCNY pokemon ( can be any of them )
User avatar #30 to #29 - alicorn (12/07/2014) [-]
So you need a pkm file? i'll do my best
#31 to #30 - chords (12/07/2014) [-]
yeah download PKHeX and send me a file and i can inject it into my game when i get my new 3ds
User avatar #32 to #31 - alicorn (12/09/2014) [-]
i tried messing around with it and have no idea what i'm doing, that's what i get for not doing the tutorial they had(which i totally overlooked)
#33 to #32 - chords (12/09/2014) [-]
it's really pretty simple . i advise you watch the tutorial if you have no idea what you're doing
User avatar #23 - izanaginookami (07/07/2014) [-]
how often do you get mentioned?
#24 to #23 - chords (07/07/2014) [-]
around 8 -15 mentions a day
User avatar #13 - johnri (06/24/2014) [-]
Oh hai there..
#14 to #13 - chords (06/24/2014) [-]
hai
User avatar #15 to #14 - johnri (06/24/2014) [-]
So uhh, how's da weather?
#16 to #15 - chords (06/24/2014) [-]
hot and rainy . gotta love the UK summers .
User avatar #17 to #16 - johnri (06/24/2014) [-]
Cool cool
#18 to #17 - chords (06/24/2014) [-]
so...uhh i see that you've mentiond me . and i think this is our first encounter . usually i make a joke or so about the comment im mentioned in , but you see you're on private .
User avatar #19 to #18 - johnri (06/24/2014) [-]
So yeah I noticed, are you curious as to what the comment was?
#20 to #19 - chords (06/24/2014) [-]
not particialy in this case , but nice to be able to snoop in when you forget imhere
User avatar #21 to #20 - johnri (06/24/2014) [-]
Welp, I wish you luck in the future to be able to snoop onto any profile your heart desires.
#22 to #21 - chords (06/24/2014) [-]
woop woop !
#11 - RevengeNL (06/16/2014) [-]
you are beautiful 			*****		   
love
you are beautiful *****
love
#12 to #11 - chords (06/16/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #9 - jingleforth (04/07/2014) [-]
how do I solve a rubiks cube

pls help
#10 to #9 - chords (04/07/2014) [-]
learnt from this video How to Solve a Rubik's Cube!
User avatar #7 - thebestpieever (01/08/2014) [-]
Why you gotta be so uncomfortable?!?
#8 to #7 - chords (01/08/2014) [-]
get stronger fingers , no place of the week fingered
User avatar #5 - betta (12/21/2013) [-]
You're my hero.
User avatar #1 - pankikilord (09/20/2013) [-]
Whoops.

Lemme guess. I mentioned you like...at least a few times by now, right?
#2 to #1 - chords (09/20/2013) [-]
pretty much
#3 to #2 - pankikilord (09/20/2013) [-]
Riiiiight.

My bad mate, I'll try to stop doin' that.
#4 to #3 - chords (09/20/2013) [-]
nah dont worrie about it
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