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chokinandtokin

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: PS3,Wii,PS2,GameCube
Interests: Playing guitar
Date Signed Up:8/16/2013
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Alberta Canada
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Despite my username I do not smoke, I quit after a month after making this account and I kind of regret choosing this username.


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#1 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 01/10/2015 on The Stupidity 0
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#3 - lathyrusvii (01/10/2015) [-]
Well you and OP are just swell people.
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#4 - jalthelas (01/10/2015) [-]
Thanks, we try
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#5 - lathyrusvii (01/10/2015) [-]
I was mocking the two of you.
She asked a question. I fail to see stupidity in that.
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#6 - jalthelas (01/10/2015) [-]
I've never met a single person that believe every bird species in the world migrates south during the winter.
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#7 - jalthelas (01/10/2015) [-]
believes*
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#8 - lathyrusvii (01/10/2015) [-]
What's so strange about that? Birds fly south for the winter. What species of bird do that?
Do you know? Further, where did you get that information from?
Why is it only a certain type of species, and not another? What do the birds who stay here do?

I'm serious. I don't know the answers to these questions. They're all branches that stem from her initial question.

The point is, why make fun of someone for asking questions?
The fuck is wrong with people?
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#9 - jalthelas (01/10/2015) [-]
Nothing is wrong with asking questions. It's just the dumb ones that irk me.

From www.worldmigratorybirdday.org/2011/index.php?option=com_poll&id=4:how-many-species-of-migratory-bird-are-there

"Over 1850 bird species, or an estimated 19% of the 9865 known bird species, are considered to be migratory. According to BirdLife International , 11% of migratory birds are Globally Threatened or Near Threatened and 31 are classified as Critically Endangered. Although there are many serious threats for migratory birds, the way humans use the land around them has by far the greatest effect. Unsustainable human land use, whether through deforestation, mining, urbanization, intensive agriculture or land reclamation directly removes or damages migratory bird habitats on a global scale. Learn more about how land use changes are affecting migratory birds on the WMBD 2011 website."

A simple Google search would bring up the answer to your question.

There are plenty things wrong with people. Would you like me to get you some information on the many disorders and defects humans suffer from?
#106 - KFC.. 01/10/2015 on it's that simple +2
#5073019 - Buying Potatoes Demonic/Angelic/Radioactive Badges… 01/10/2015 on Play items 0
#5 - 30 Rock  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2015 on Greenzo +5
#8 - anon (01/10/2015) [-]
k dude i dont want to listen to no GTA san andreas radio station, i asked for sauce
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#44 - Rageguyftw (01/11/2015) [-]
Screw you san andreas radio stations are funny as hell
#10296279 - **chokinandtokin used "*roll picture*"** **chokinandtokin r…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on Happy little board +1
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#10296281 - tsunderechan (01/10/2015) [-]
0/10 not tsunderechan
#235 - I'm expecting a weekend update or we're not friends anymore!!1…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2015 on ihearcolors's profile 0
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#236 - ihearcolors (01/12/2015) [-]
it will be posted this week the weekday weekend update
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#237 - chokinandtokin (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh ok, thanks man.
#15 - Going down on a girl like 01/10/2015 on Tumblr Comp. +4
#5072756 - Buying Potatoes Demonic/Angelic/Radioactive Badges… 01/10/2015 on Play items +3
#1655 - You're a poet and don't even know it.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on chokinandtokin's profile 0
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#1656 - epicethan (01/10/2015) [-]
Wait a minute


That rhyme is worthy of senate
#1653 - nice  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2015 on chokinandtokin's profile 0
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#1654 - epicethan (01/10/2015) [-]
You can with thyme

I accidently made a rhyme
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#1655 - chokinandtokin (01/10/2015) [-]
You're a poet and don't even know it.
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#1656 - epicethan (01/10/2015) [-]
Wait a minute


That rhyme is worthy of senate
#24 - Picture 01/10/2015 on Leo Dicaprio 0
#10296021 - **chokinandtokin rolled user anotheroneonearth ** 01/10/2015 on Happy little board 0
#21 - I'm surprised by all the comments saying how hot she is. I mea… 01/10/2015 on My life 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 01/10/2015 on every day dissapoint ment... +73
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#18 - FattyMcDoogle (01/10/2015) [-]
unblock me pls bby. I wish to makes the funny comments on your contents
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#28 - chokinandtokin (01/11/2015) [-]
unblock me first
#16 - nipplelessmage (01/10/2015) [-]
hi chokinandtokin
#27 - chokinandtokin (01/11/2015) [-]
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#11 - angelicdemon (01/10/2015) [-]
Man I can't find that time where dubs almost saved your life.
Ah well.
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#26 - chokinandtokin (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't remember that lol
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#10 - fedoralover (01/10/2015) [-]


I always read your name like chokinonadick
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#7 - ggmmaann (01/10/2015) [-]
hey baby
#11351 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2015 on Childhood Nostalgia Forum +4
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#11360 - bondofsnow (01/13/2015) [-]
I never learned how to play the actual game, I kinda regret not doing so.
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#11412 - mmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmm (01/15/2015) [-]
If you go to the pokemon site they teach you how to play it.
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#11413 - bondofsnow (01/16/2015) [-]
then its time to go on an adventure
#5072723 - No problem 01/10/2015 on Play items +1
#5072720 - I wanna keep at least 3.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2015 on Play items +1
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#5072722 - luluwho (01/10/2015) [-]
Thank You
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#5072723 - chokinandtokin (01/10/2015) [-]
No problem
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#5072721 - luluwho (01/10/2015) [-]
OK
#5072718 - Not really, i just want to keep a few of them.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2015 on Play items +1
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#5072719 - luluwho (01/10/2015) [-]
How many may I buy ?
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#5072720 - chokinandtokin (01/10/2015) [-]
I wanna keep at least 3.
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#5072722 - luluwho (01/10/2015) [-]
Thank You
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#5072723 - chokinandtokin (01/10/2015) [-]
No problem
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#5072721 - luluwho (01/10/2015) [-]
OK
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on Canada vs Australia +4
#3 - subtitlesmasher Comment deleted by chokinandtokin
#255 - Greatest looking profile on FJ  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2015 on kingdaniel's profile 0
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#256 - kingdaniel (01/10/2015) [-]
Every time I see your profile picture I hear:

''You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
And you're not so big
Life is unfair''
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#257 - chokinandtokin (01/10/2015) [-]
Good! One of the reasons I have it as my profile picture.
#5072712 - I'll buy 1k from you. Send the trade.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on Play items +1
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#5072713 - imsugoi (01/10/2015) [-]
pleasure doing business with you.
#5072709 - How much do you have and for how much?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2015 on Play items +1
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#5072710 - imsugoi (01/10/2015) [-]
2.1k 9 FJ points each
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#5072712 - chokinandtokin (01/10/2015) [-]
I'll buy 1k from you. Send the trade.
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#5072713 - imsugoi (01/10/2015) [-]
pleasure doing business with you.
#5072707 - **chokinandtokin used "*roll picture*"** **chokinandtokin r…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/10/2015 on Play items +2
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#5072717 - luluwho (01/10/2015) [-]
My trade to low ?
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#5072718 - chokinandtokin (01/10/2015) [-]
Not really, i just want to keep a few of them.
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#5072719 - luluwho (01/10/2015) [-]
How many may I buy ?
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#5072720 - chokinandtokin (01/10/2015) [-]
I wanna keep at least 3.
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#5072722 - luluwho (01/10/2015) [-]
Thank You
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#5072723 - chokinandtokin (01/10/2015) [-]
No problem
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#5072721 - luluwho (01/10/2015) [-]
OK
#5072708 - imsugoi (01/10/2015) [-]
Buy my coal.
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#5072709 - chokinandtokin (01/10/2015) [-]
How much do you have and for how much?
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#5072710 - imsugoi (01/10/2015) [-]
2.1k 9 FJ points each
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#5072712 - chokinandtokin (01/10/2015) [-]
I'll buy 1k from you. Send the trade.
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#5072713 - imsugoi (01/10/2015) [-]
pleasure doing business with you.
#4 - Comment deleted 01/10/2015 on every day dissapoint ment... 0
#842 - I'll take a vocaroo! 01/10/2015 on your daily admin 0

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User avatar #3199 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
stickied by chokinandtokin
UNCHECK RECEIVING ALERTS FROM FRIENDS IN YOUR SETTINGS. THATS WHY YOU'RE GETING NOTIFIED YOU DONT HAVE TO UNSUB OR REMOVE ME FROM YOUR FRIENDS LIST
User avatar #3266 - helpful ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Operation skootles is under way Godspeed old friend
User avatar #3267 to #3266 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
What's that suppose to mean?
User avatar #3268 to #3267 - helpful ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
look at me status
User avatar #3269 to #3268 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Ah, well take care bud. Talk to you on another day.
User avatar #3270 to #3269 - helpful ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
long hiatus man
User avatar #3271 to #3270 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I understand. I just said that as I'm sure we'll talk again eventually. Also I'll still take care of the Skype chat if you want me to.
User avatar #3272 to #3271 - helpful ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
yes you and kettles now run **** dont mod ******** keep it simple maybe one new mod
User avatar #3273 to #3272 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Alright. I might mod someone else. Don't worry I know who's loyal. Wait, can I even mod people?
User avatar #3274 to #3273 - helpful ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
no...
User avatar #3275 to #3274 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Is it possible to let me mod people?
User avatar #3276 to #3275 - helpful ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
yeah google skype admin cdomands \
#3264 - mudkipfucker (01/12/2016) [-]
daily reminder
User avatar #3265 to #3264 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
User avatar #3261 - capslockrage ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Done with angelic and demonic badges?

And are you buying rad badges?
User avatar #3262 to #3261 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah I'm done with everything, thank you.
User avatar #3263 to #3262 - capslockrage ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
np
User avatar #3259 - capslockrage ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Hey will you pay 25 points each for pony poop?
User avatar #3260 to #3259 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I don't need pony poop
User avatar #3249 - alfonshister (01/05/2016) [-]
Hey man

Hope your weight loss program is working out!
User avatar #3250 to #3249 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
haha it isn't I kind of gave up on it.
#3251 to #3250 - alfonshister (01/06/2016) [-]
But Bro

You have to stay determined!
User avatar #3252 to #3251 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
I can't man. I might later on but right now, I'm just letting myself go a bit..
User avatar #3253 to #3252 - alfonshister (01/06/2016) [-]
You don't stop by saying "this will be the last time"

but by "That WAS the last time"


Cut short on fat snacks, buy more greens and fruit.

will you do it?
User avatar #3254 to #3253 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Probably not :/
#3255 to #3254 - alfonshister (01/06/2016) [-]
When should i remind you?
When should i remind you?
User avatar #3256 to #3255 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
1 year from now
#3257 to #3256 - alfonshister (01/06/2016) [-]
The pact is sealed
User avatar #3258 to #3257 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Talk to you in 2017!
User avatar #3240 - battlebrotherlayn (01/02/2016) [-]
Finally broke top 100 commenters, thanks for playing, would you like to double down and risk it all or lose everything in this challenge round?
User avatar #3241 to #3240 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Risk it all!
User avatar #3242 to #3241 - battlebrotherlayn (01/03/2016) [-]
WHAT, Is the name of the closest state to the former soviet union? NO GOOGLE ALLOWED!
User avatar #3243 to #3242 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Toronto
User avatar #3244 to #3243 - battlebrotherlayn (01/03/2016) [-]
I'M SORRY, THE ANSWER WAS ALASKA, now get in the gas chamber.
User avatar #3245 to #3244 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
I was gonna say Alaska!
User avatar #3246 to #3245 - battlebrotherlayn (01/03/2016) [-]
HAHAHA, MAYBE NEXT TI- oh wait...
User avatar #3247 to #3246 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
rip me
User avatar #3238 - skullhead (12/31/2015) [-]
hello
User avatar #3239 to #3238 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
go **** yourself
User avatar #3248 to #3239 - alfonshister (01/05/2016) [-]
whoa take it easy man
User avatar #3236 - cyberviking (12/30/2015) [-]
I have a question, where do you find the content to upload almost fifty things a day? Do you randomly search the internet or just uncover it as you go?
User avatar #3237 to #3236 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
I can't say the exact source. But I search for about an hour or so a day and collect everything in a folder and upload content randomly throughout the day.
User avatar #3234 - capslockrage ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Why'd you decline the trade for the pumpkins? It was the same value as the tomato trade you accepted earlier.

25 points each, which is fair considering they don't drop very often.
User avatar #3235 to #3234 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
I guess you're right. If you want to send the trade again I'll accept.
User avatar #3223 - epicapocalypse (12/29/2015) [-]
can i be a mod
okay cool thanks
User avatar #3224 to #3223 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
No
User avatar #3225 to #3224 - epicapocalypse (12/29/2015) [-]
too late it is done
1000% on post's mod test
User avatar #3226 to #3225 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Congrats
User avatar #3227 to #3226 - epicapocalypse (12/29/2015) [-]
Lol jk. I tried it last month and got a 106 out of 109 haha
User avatar #3228 to #3227 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Did you try asking the higher ranked mods to be a mod?
User avatar #3229 to #3228 - epicapocalypse (12/29/2015) [-]
post never got back to me, : (
User avatar #3230 to #3229 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
That sucks
User avatar #3231 to #3230 - epicapocalypse (12/29/2015) [-]
There's really no other way tho? I figured I'd been here long enough to be a mod, and I know pretty much everything to know.
User avatar #3232 to #3231 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
It pretty much has to do with if he's even looking for new mods. Even then it's mostly for coding being a pro at something and all that. That's why two users became mods because of the items game.
User avatar #3233 to #3232 - epicapocalypse (12/29/2015) [-]
Okay. I'll just wait until they need new mods, if that day ever comes
User avatar #3222 - luluwho (12/29/2015) [-]
I sent a trade to micheal acct.
User avatar #3221 - capslockrage ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Hey, sent a trade to your alt
User avatar #3216 - brcstar (12/27/2015) [-]
You and ************ should race for Content level 600
User avatar #3217 to #3216 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
We basically are, I'm a couple higher levels so chances are I'll get there first.
User avatar #3218 to #3217 - mudkipfucker (12/27/2015) [-]
probably lol
User avatar #3212 - capslockrage ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Sent you a trade on your alt
#3208 - yellmi (12/25/2015) [-]
>another content uploaded by chokinandtokin
User avatar #3211 to #3208 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
You can disable that in settings, alert settings.
User avatar #3220 to #3211 - vincento (12/27/2015) [-]
yellmi is my alt i'm not retarded
shut
User avatar #3219 to #3211 - vincento (12/27/2015) [-]
yeah man I know I just wanted to post the pic
User avatar #3210 to #3207 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
kek
User avatar #3206 - potatot (12/25/2015) [-]
hey you
User avatar #3209 to #3206 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
hey
User avatar #3213 to #3209 - potatot (12/26/2015) [-]
make your next 3 content about me or ill hurt you
User avatar #3214 to #3213 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Yes sir
User avatar #3215 to #3214 - potatot (12/26/2015) [-]
ty
User avatar #3203 - whyheloitisijimble (12/22/2015) [-]
thank happy day happy to you for it is soon cristomble:

have the good and the jimble is make say of wether critomble celebatory or not have good day of holidamble
User avatar #3204 to #3203 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas to you too, Jimble.
User avatar #3201 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
slow down you ****
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