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chokinandtokin

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: PS3,Wii,PS2,GameCube
Interests: Playing guitar
Date Signed Up:8/16/2013
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Alberta Canada
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Despite my username I do not smoke, I quit after a month after making this account and I kind of regret choosing this username.


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#1 - Picture 01/04/2016 on MFW a woman was nice to me... +34
#34907 - Looks pretty young  [+] (19 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Items board 2 0
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#34908 - gmsnow (01/04/2016) [-]
She's actually 18 lol.
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#34920 - therealfell (01/04/2016) [-]
YOU are over 18?
I'm sorry but capslockrage is right
this is sad.
I'm not against long distant relationships, but you sound like you met her and told her you loved her in the same day
that's dumb as shit

and have you seen her on webcam
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#34927 - gmsnow (01/04/2016) [-]
and no lol it's not like that at all.
m8
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#34924 - gmsnow (01/04/2016) [-]
unfortunately no
and no im 17
she's older than me
but we connected really quick and have been talking like nonstop (at least when we're awake)
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#35058 - dontfoolme (01/04/2016) [-]
therealfell is right. You're getting catfished..
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#35430 - gmsnow (01/04/2016) [-]
nah
ill be aight
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#34926 - therealfell (01/04/2016) [-]
ahaha
dude you're being played
she's a dude or she's got 10 chins
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#35648 - parti (01/04/2016) [-]
or she could have just lied about her age
western girls be cray yo
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#35651 - therealfell (01/04/2016) [-]
nah she's too pretty in that pic
the girl behind the screen is definitely either 500 pounds or has a dick.
or, ya know, both

hey fuck you yo, I'm a western girl
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#35668 - parti (01/04/2016) [-]
then again this could be a scam
waiting for gm to be blackmailed or screwed in some way
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#35673 - therealfell (01/04/2016) [-]
so yeah he really is getting fucked over
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#35672 - therealfell (01/04/2016) [-]
I just looked her up by the name on fb... this look like her to you?
she has the same nose imo at least

and if it is her, she's pregnant lmmfao
(check your messages)
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#35676 - parti (01/04/2016) [-]
honestly i can't tell
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#35682 - therealfell (01/04/2016) [-]
looks like it to me, but eh. oh well
I just hope he doesn't fuck himself over by being too naive
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#35655 - parti (01/04/2016) [-]
don't worry lebanese chicks are just as retarded
and why do you find it hard to believe maybe she's a simpleton maybe gmsno is extremely handsome so many possibilities
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#34952 - gmsnow (01/04/2016) [-]
#34951 to #34930 - retropiss ONLINE (6 seconds ago)
your an asshole.

Just b/c it's the internet doesn't mean everyone is a perv dude or fat girl like you.

I'm happy and I believe in her, not you
m8
feggot
trelled
2012
xDDD
ur probably just jealous I found a cute girl in a game that likes me.
tbh
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#34928 - gmsnow (01/04/2016) [-]
yeah okie
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#34930 - therealfell (01/04/2016) [-]
smfh
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#1 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Future +121
#7 - CaptainKill (01/04/2016) [-]
Gotta love when newpapers see an opportunity and run with it.
#23 - chokebee (01/04/2016) [-]
Can't stop laughing.
#6 - jii (01/04/2016) [-]
Rape is never considered funny in society unless it happens to people in prison. Is it really just that people who smoked a plant and petty tax evaders have a 13 inch cock shoved in their ass daily for a decade?
#26 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
My friends dad is a prison cop here and he admitted to us girls one time that him and the other guards "tell" on sex offenders to the other inmates. The other inmates are just as disgusted with their behaviour as we are...

Prisons here are generally really safe and it's very very rare for anything to happen. But sex offenders gets raped on the DL all the time and everyone just keeps their mouth shut. That's pure justice.
#25 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
It isn't funny, nor do I condone it, but with that said- you have to be a right jackass to smoke pot red thumbs now, 420 swaggots
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#19 - velho (01/04/2016) [-]
Pot is bad for your anus.
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#14 - threeeighteen (01/04/2016) [-]
I agree with you, to a point. Pedos are exempt from all of that, they deserve to be hammered in the ass by Bubba the butt blaster.
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#30 - talldumbdork (01/05/2016) [-]
Depends on what they did. Prisons have an obligation to protect all prisoners, even when some are far worse than others, because justice has to be blind and we never know the full story in many cases. I dont think some 23 yo who slept with a 17 yo and got her family upset deserves to be anally raped. I dont think some dude who glanced at loli porn a few times but never even got near a kiddo deserves to be anally raped. Because there is so much gray area, I support prisons in cracking down on it for all prisoners, regardless of what they did.
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#31 - threeeighteen (01/05/2016) [-]
Pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger.

I know pedophilia in today's society covers hebephilia and ephebophilia though.
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#32 - talldumbdork (01/05/2016) [-]
Yeah, plenty of people have warped definitions of it now. But because of the psych disorder I have trouble condemning them to anal rape or death. Pedos that can control themselves and have never toouched or bothered anyone are definitely sick, but I feel differently about them or those that did less serious crimes, than those that actually acted on thoughts or impulses and traumatized a young child. Im an advocate of anonymous mental help for nonviolent early pedos so we can learn how to treat and control them early, because people keep just wanting pedos dead, but the sex offender list is growing rapidly. Pedos are too scared to seek mental help due to mandatory reporting issues and labels. If you were sick and knew you would either A. Lose your family, job etc or B. Be anally raped in prison, would you be more likely to seek help? I think we gotta change our perception to really reduce sex crimes through prevention. Id feel the same way about someone fantasizing about killing people but not actually doing it. Id want them to get mental help asap.
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#20 - hapasan (01/04/2016) [-]
"They call me B3 for short. 'Bubba Butt Blaster,' 'Butt Blaster Bubba,' whichever you prefer."
#16 - gothpride (01/04/2016) [-]
That name.
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#17 - threeeighteen (01/04/2016) [-]
I got it from the internet, not sure where.
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#18 - gothpride (01/04/2016) [-]
No, you thought of it yourself. Don't ruin this for me
#9 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
It's not considered funny when it happens in jail though...
#4 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
He should of just went to mexico like the rest of the politicians.
#17 - Alright, I'll trade for 23k. 01/04/2016 on jelte's profile 0
#15 - Alright, I talked with the board. Would you resend the trade b…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2016 on jelte's profile 0
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#16 - jelte (01/04/2016) [-]
My own calculations came to about 25-30k, so I was willing to drop to 25k. But the decrepancy between 15 and the 25 I used for my calculations is a bit too large. I guess I would trade for 23 because I'm in need of points though.
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#17 - chokinandtokin (01/04/2016) [-]
Alright, I'll trade for 23k.
#34769 - Yeah that sounds better, thanks. 01/04/2016 on Items board 2 0
#34768 - Alright  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on Items board 2 0
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#34770 - therealfell (01/04/2016) [-]
to explain why, 15 points per level 1 gear/badge, and 20 per food item
it comes out to about half that
#34760 - I should accept?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Items board 2 0
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#34767 - therealfell (01/04/2016) [-]
no decline
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#34768 - chokinandtokin (01/04/2016) [-]
Alright
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#34770 - therealfell (01/04/2016) [-]
to explain why, 15 points per level 1 gear/badge, and 20 per food item
it comes out to about half that
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#34763 - therealfell (01/04/2016) [-]
hold on, I'll tell you in a second
#34757 - How much points would make it fair  [+] (7 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Items board 2 0
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#34761 - epicapocalypse (01/04/2016) [-]
ehhhh I'm on the fence now ahhhhh
i'm not the best with trades, sorry
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#34759 - epicapocalypse (01/04/2016) [-]
actually I didn't see the amount of angelic badges, it's good
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#34760 - chokinandtokin (01/04/2016) [-]
I should accept?
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#34767 - therealfell (01/04/2016) [-]
no decline
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#34768 - chokinandtokin (01/04/2016) [-]
Alright
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#34770 - therealfell (01/04/2016) [-]
to explain why, 15 points per level 1 gear/badge, and 20 per food item
it comes out to about half that
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#34763 - therealfell (01/04/2016) [-]
hold on, I'll tell you in a second
#34754 - Is this fair?  [+] (12 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Items board 2 0
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#34764 - capslockrage (01/04/2016) [-]
Assuming the 2 green gears are lvl 2s and the 1 red gear is a lvl 2

that stuff is 14,780 points

if they are lvl 3s then it's 20,180 points
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#34769 - chokinandtokin (01/04/2016) [-]
Yeah that sounds better, thanks.
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#34758 - inyerfase (01/04/2016) [-]
that looks like something I would send so no

I wouldn't really
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#34756 - epicapocalypse (01/04/2016) [-]
no
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#34757 - chokinandtokin (01/04/2016) [-]
How much points would make it fair
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#34761 - epicapocalypse (01/04/2016) [-]
ehhhh I'm on the fence now ahhhhh
i'm not the best with trades, sorry
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#34759 - epicapocalypse (01/04/2016) [-]
actually I didn't see the amount of angelic badges, it's good
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#34760 - chokinandtokin (01/04/2016) [-]
I should accept?
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#34767 - therealfell (01/04/2016) [-]
no decline
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#34768 - chokinandtokin (01/04/2016) [-]
Alright
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#34770 - therealfell (01/04/2016) [-]
to explain why, 15 points per level 1 gear/badge, and 20 per food item
it comes out to about half that
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#34763 - therealfell (01/04/2016) [-]
hold on, I'll tell you in a second
#13 - Mind if I ask the board about the trade? I'm not 100% on item …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/03/2016 on jelte's profile 0
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#14 - jelte (01/03/2016) [-]
Sure, no problem.
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#15 - chokinandtokin (01/04/2016) [-]
Alright, I talked with the board. Would you resend the trade but only for 20k points?
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#16 - jelte (01/04/2016) [-]
My own calculations came to about 25-30k, so I was willing to drop to 25k. But the decrepancy between 15 and the 25 I used for my calculations is a bit too large. I guess I would trade for 23 because I'm in need of points though.
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#17 - chokinandtokin (01/04/2016) [-]
Alright, I'll trade for 23k.
#34741 - Buying these. Mainly offering points but also check out the ac… 01/03/2016 on Items board 2 0
#1 - Peanut what the **** 01/03/2016 on PONY PONY PONY +1
#4 - Amazing darts player tho 01/03/2016 on champ 0
#26 - Picture 01/03/2016 on The +7
#2 - Picture 01/03/2016 on Super bewbs +4
#18 - MORE SUGAR  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on food +12
#20 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**kek. i gotthatreference.jpeg
#1 - Damn that post is over 10 years old 01/03/2016 on Mudkipfucker 0
#1 - Picture 01/03/2016 on Spooky doo +9

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User avatar #3199 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
stickied by chokinandtokin
UNCHECK RECEIVING ALERTS FROM FRIENDS IN YOUR SETTINGS. THATS WHY YOU'RE GETING NOTIFIED YOU DONT HAVE TO UNSUB OR REMOVE ME FROM YOUR FRIENDS LIST
User avatar #3266 - helpful ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Operation skootles is under way Godspeed old friend
User avatar #3267 to #3266 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
What's that suppose to mean?
User avatar #3268 to #3267 - helpful ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
look at me status
User avatar #3269 to #3268 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Ah, well take care bud. Talk to you on another day.
User avatar #3270 to #3269 - helpful ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
long hiatus man
User avatar #3271 to #3270 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I understand. I just said that as I'm sure we'll talk again eventually. Also I'll still take care of the Skype chat if you want me to.
User avatar #3272 to #3271 - helpful ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
yes you and kettles now run **** dont mod ******** keep it simple maybe one new mod
User avatar #3273 to #3272 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Alright. I might mod someone else. Don't worry I know who's loyal. Wait, can I even mod people?
User avatar #3274 to #3273 - helpful ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
no...
User avatar #3275 to #3274 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Is it possible to let me mod people?
User avatar #3276 to #3275 - helpful ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
yeah google skype admin cdomands \
#3264 - mudkipfucker (01/12/2016) [-]
daily reminder
User avatar #3265 to #3264 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
User avatar #3261 - capslockrage ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Done with angelic and demonic badges?

And are you buying rad badges?
User avatar #3262 to #3261 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah I'm done with everything, thank you.
User avatar #3263 to #3262 - capslockrage ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
np
User avatar #3259 - capslockrage ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Hey will you pay 25 points each for pony poop?
User avatar #3260 to #3259 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I don't need pony poop
User avatar #3249 - alfonshister (01/05/2016) [-]
Hey man

Hope your weight loss program is working out!
User avatar #3250 to #3249 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
haha it isn't I kind of gave up on it.
#3251 to #3250 - alfonshister (01/06/2016) [-]
But Bro

You have to stay determined!
User avatar #3252 to #3251 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
I can't man. I might later on but right now, I'm just letting myself go a bit..
User avatar #3253 to #3252 - alfonshister (01/06/2016) [-]
You don't stop by saying "this will be the last time"

but by "That WAS the last time"


Cut short on fat snacks, buy more greens and fruit.

will you do it?
User avatar #3254 to #3253 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Probably not :/
#3255 to #3254 - alfonshister (01/06/2016) [-]
When should i remind you?
When should i remind you?
User avatar #3256 to #3255 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
1 year from now
#3257 to #3256 - alfonshister (01/06/2016) [-]
The pact is sealed
User avatar #3258 to #3257 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Talk to you in 2017!
User avatar #3240 - battlebrotherlayn (01/02/2016) [-]
Finally broke top 100 commenters, thanks for playing, would you like to double down and risk it all or lose everything in this challenge round?
User avatar #3241 to #3240 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Risk it all!
User avatar #3242 to #3241 - battlebrotherlayn (01/03/2016) [-]
WHAT, Is the name of the closest state to the former soviet union? NO GOOGLE ALLOWED!
User avatar #3243 to #3242 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Toronto
User avatar #3244 to #3243 - battlebrotherlayn (01/03/2016) [-]
I'M SORRY, THE ANSWER WAS ALASKA, now get in the gas chamber.
User avatar #3245 to #3244 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
I was gonna say Alaska!
User avatar #3246 to #3245 - battlebrotherlayn (01/03/2016) [-]
HAHAHA, MAYBE NEXT TI- oh wait...
User avatar #3247 to #3246 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
rip me
User avatar #3238 - skullhead (12/31/2015) [-]
hello
User avatar #3239 to #3238 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
go **** yourself
User avatar #3248 to #3239 - alfonshister (01/05/2016) [-]
whoa take it easy man
User avatar #3236 - cyberviking (12/30/2015) [-]
I have a question, where do you find the content to upload almost fifty things a day? Do you randomly search the internet or just uncover it as you go?
User avatar #3237 to #3236 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
I can't say the exact source. But I search for about an hour or so a day and collect everything in a folder and upload content randomly throughout the day.
User avatar #3234 - capslockrage ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Why'd you decline the trade for the pumpkins? It was the same value as the tomato trade you accepted earlier.

25 points each, which is fair considering they don't drop very often.
User avatar #3235 to #3234 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
I guess you're right. If you want to send the trade again I'll accept.
User avatar #3223 - epicapocalypse (12/29/2015) [-]
can i be a mod
okay cool thanks
User avatar #3224 to #3223 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
No
User avatar #3225 to #3224 - epicapocalypse (12/29/2015) [-]
too late it is done
1000% on post's mod test
User avatar #3226 to #3225 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Congrats
User avatar #3227 to #3226 - epicapocalypse (12/29/2015) [-]
Lol jk. I tried it last month and got a 106 out of 109 haha
User avatar #3228 to #3227 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Did you try asking the higher ranked mods to be a mod?
User avatar #3229 to #3228 - epicapocalypse (12/29/2015) [-]
post never got back to me, : (
User avatar #3230 to #3229 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
That sucks
User avatar #3231 to #3230 - epicapocalypse (12/29/2015) [-]
There's really no other way tho? I figured I'd been here long enough to be a mod, and I know pretty much everything to know.
User avatar #3232 to #3231 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
It pretty much has to do with if he's even looking for new mods. Even then it's mostly for coding being a pro at something and all that. That's why two users became mods because of the items game.
User avatar #3233 to #3232 - epicapocalypse (12/29/2015) [-]
Okay. I'll just wait until they need new mods, if that day ever comes
User avatar #3222 - luluwho (12/29/2015) [-]
I sent a trade to micheal acct.
User avatar #3221 - capslockrage ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Hey, sent a trade to your alt
User avatar #3216 - brcstar (12/27/2015) [-]
You and ************ should race for Content level 600
User avatar #3217 to #3216 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
We basically are, I'm a couple higher levels so chances are I'll get there first.
User avatar #3218 to #3217 - mudkipfucker (12/27/2015) [-]
probably lol
User avatar #3212 - capslockrage ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Sent you a trade on your alt
#3208 - yellmi (12/25/2015) [-]
>another content uploaded by chokinandtokin
User avatar #3211 to #3208 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
You can disable that in settings, alert settings.
User avatar #3220 to #3211 - vincento (12/27/2015) [-]
yellmi is my alt i'm not retarded
shut
User avatar #3219 to #3211 - vincento (12/27/2015) [-]
yeah man I know I just wanted to post the pic
User avatar #3210 to #3207 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
kek
User avatar #3206 - potatot (12/25/2015) [-]
hey you
User avatar #3209 to #3206 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
hey
User avatar #3213 to #3209 - potatot (12/26/2015) [-]
make your next 3 content about me or ill hurt you
User avatar #3214 to #3213 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Yes sir
User avatar #3215 to #3214 - potatot (12/26/2015) [-]
ty
User avatar #3203 - whyheloitisijimble (12/22/2015) [-]
thank happy day happy to you for it is soon cristomble:

have the good and the jimble is make say of wether critomble celebatory or not have good day of holidamble
User avatar #3204 to #3203 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas to you too, Jimble.
User avatar #3201 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
slow down you ****
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