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chokinandtokin

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: PS3,Wii,PS2,GameCube
Interests: Playing guitar
Date Signed Up:8/16/2013
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Alberta Canada
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Despite my username I do not smoke, I quit after a month after making this account and I kind of regret choosing this username.


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#4 - listerthepessimist (01/06/2016) [-]
Selecta!
#1 - HFW 01/06/2016 on Giant Slipper +15
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#2 - Looks like they're sinking 01/06/2016 on Chip Bags 0
#2 - Here's the full scene  [+] (7 new replies) 01/05/2016 on How come he don't want me man? +47
#8 - insanefreak (01/06/2016) [-]
Ah fuck...

I'm from a family torn apart by a divorce with my mum going absolutely insane. I haven't seen my two younger sisters in years, despite me trying. My youngest sister is nine years younger than me and we were always hanging out together, going for walks, going cycling, playing in the park. Hell, up to her 7th year I raced her to school in a pram whenever I had time. Played in the snow with her, took her out to theme parks, did everything with her. I loved her to death and she had a character more akin to mine than anyone else in the family. Had a sense of humour that I thought impossible for a girl that young to have.

When she hit twelve, did her second communion, I tried to get in touch with her again. Not easy, I hate my mum with a passion and the only reason I haven't killed her is because it wouldn't solve anything and would only fuck my life up, and I refuse to let her fuck up my future, after she's fucked up my past.

It went well. We planned the trip to the theme park she really liked to go to. Got the tickets, pic-nick basket, car was ready; Since my mum was paranoid that my dad would kidnap her, I'd even humoured her and let my eldest sister and a friend of hers tag along.
On the day itself, as I was driving to pick her up, I got a simple text from her that said 'I can't come.'

Called back, no reply. Drove there, nobody there. I knew where she could be hiding otherwise, as I knew all the family of my mum well enough (did a fuckton of chores for them when I was younger). Drove to her mum (my grandfather died of cancer years prior, the only person who could've probably kept my mum in line. I don't blame him one bit though. He was an amazing man, and died happily, having had everything he had wanted in life). Nobody there either. Went to a small gathering of houses on a plot of land a while away, where a bunch of aunts, uncles and cousins of my mum lived. There they were. Her cousins tried to block my way, firmly at first, then violently as I insisted. I'm a construction worker. I sport a fuckton. I love survival runs, and practise karate frequently enough to be decent at it. And. I. Was. Fucking. Angry.

And I couldn't even attack them. Because I knew I was probably being filmed. I knew my mum is insane enough to pull that off. So I merely punched one squarely in the face when he tried to punch me, and the others kept their distance yelling at me. Cops came, more yelling, me trying to stay calm and explain things, police didn't feel at ease with a bunch of apes yelling and decided to pacify things by asking me to drive with them to a bit further.

Told them the story, they sat quiet for a bit, then I broke down. My mum's fucked up my future. Lied to me. Put me through ten years of medical drug overdose without even testing me, hitting my dad, forbidding him and using emotional leverage and her position as a therapist to keep him from questioning the shit she gave me. (rilatine, later switched to concerta. Lost weight after use, so I received too high dosages for ten years, taking it daily). Stole my entire savings that she had contributed nothing to, and another bunch of shit that she had pulled on me and my father, the only person who's had my back since the day I was born, through thick and thin, and the only human being alive that I trust unconditionally.

But nothing, nothing she had done hurt as much as taking my youngest sister away from me, and leaving me powerless to do so.
All I can do is pray, hope and pray, that when she gets older, she'll remember me, and will want to visit me again. Because until then, anything I'd try would end in a court case as that shit is still ongoing for over 11 years between my parents.

Sorry for the long read FJ.
That scene just unleashed something I kept bottled up for a long time.
#13 - magicmatchsticks (01/06/2016) [-]
It's good that you spoke up. Really, it helps more than anything, in my experience.

One day everything is going to turn out so right for you that you'll wonder why you were ever worried. Carry on.
#11 - rohedje (01/06/2016) [-]
Damn, son, that's fucked up.
You endured so much already and must endure more still.
Be strong, bruh. Keep yourself safe, for it would be damn shame if you wouldn't be there when your lil' sister will be able to see you.
May you live many years after.
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#10 - harrypottergirl (01/06/2016) [-]
that fucking suck man i hope you can get to see her soon, and i hope your mom gets whats coming to her
#9 - wdforty (01/06/2016) [-]
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard. Hope you get to see your sister in the near future
#7 - lurkerfox (01/06/2016) [-]
If someone ever asks you whats the deal with Will Smith, hes overrated, blah blah, etc. Just show them this scene.

Easily one of best scenes of the whole series, if not THE best.
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#6 - landartheconqueror (01/06/2016) [-]
makes me choke up every time
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#2 - thebluedream (01/06/2016) [-]
they're like British Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes
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#4 - europe (01/06/2016) [-]
How will she be able to stop you?
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on Porn +69
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#20 - itskennyandjosh (01/06/2016) [-]
Oh my god i didn't think i'd love that as much as i did
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#9876 - Nah, I don't need pony poop. Also I don't need apples and toma… 01/05/2016 on SumoWamm's profile 0
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#3250 - haha it isn't I kind of gave up on it.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/05/2016 on chokinandtokin's profile 0
#3251 - alfonshister (01/06/2016) [-]
But Bro

You have to stay determined!
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#3252 - chokinandtokin (01/06/2016) [-]
I can't man. I might later on but right now, I'm just letting myself go a bit..
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#3253 - alfonshister (01/06/2016) [-]
You don't stop by saying "this will be the last time"

but by "That WAS the last time"


Cut short on fat snacks, buy more greens and fruit.

will you do it?
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#3254 - chokinandtokin (01/06/2016) [-]
Probably not :/
#3255 - alfonshister (01/06/2016) [-]
When should i remind you?
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#3256 - chokinandtokin (01/06/2016) [-]
1 year from now
#3257 - alfonshister (01/06/2016) [-]
The pact is sealed
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#3258 - chokinandtokin (01/06/2016) [-]
Talk to you in 2017!
#1 - Tip: Don't check on anything in the oven, it turns you into a … 01/05/2016 on Heat +1

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User avatar #3199 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
stickied by chokinandtokin
UNCHECK RECEIVING ALERTS FROM FRIENDS IN YOUR SETTINGS. THATS WHY YOU'RE GETING NOTIFIED YOU DONT HAVE TO UNSUB OR REMOVE ME FROM YOUR FRIENDS LIST
User avatar #3266 - helpful ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Operation skootles is under way Godspeed old friend
User avatar #3267 to #3266 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
What's that suppose to mean?
User avatar #3268 to #3267 - helpful ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
look at me status
User avatar #3269 to #3268 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Ah, well take care bud. Talk to you on another day.
User avatar #3270 to #3269 - helpful ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
long hiatus man
User avatar #3271 to #3270 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I understand. I just said that as I'm sure we'll talk again eventually. Also I'll still take care of the Skype chat if you want me to.
User avatar #3272 to #3271 - helpful ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
yes you and kettles now run **** dont mod ******** keep it simple maybe one new mod
User avatar #3273 to #3272 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Alright. I might mod someone else. Don't worry I know who's loyal. Wait, can I even mod people?
User avatar #3274 to #3273 - helpful ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
no...
User avatar #3275 to #3274 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Is it possible to let me mod people?
User avatar #3276 to #3275 - helpful ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
yeah google skype admin cdomands \
#3264 - mudkipfucker (01/12/2016) [-]
daily reminder
User avatar #3265 to #3264 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
User avatar #3261 - capslockrage ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Done with angelic and demonic badges?

And are you buying rad badges?
User avatar #3262 to #3261 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah I'm done with everything, thank you.
User avatar #3263 to #3262 - capslockrage ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
np
User avatar #3259 - capslockrage ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Hey will you pay 25 points each for pony poop?
User avatar #3260 to #3259 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I don't need pony poop
User avatar #3249 - alfonshister (01/05/2016) [-]
Hey man

Hope your weight loss program is working out!
User avatar #3250 to #3249 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
haha it isn't I kind of gave up on it.
#3251 to #3250 - alfonshister (01/06/2016) [-]
But Bro

You have to stay determined!
User avatar #3252 to #3251 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
I can't man. I might later on but right now, I'm just letting myself go a bit..
User avatar #3253 to #3252 - alfonshister (01/06/2016) [-]
You don't stop by saying "this will be the last time"

but by "That WAS the last time"


Cut short on fat snacks, buy more greens and fruit.

will you do it?
User avatar #3254 to #3253 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Probably not :/
#3255 to #3254 - alfonshister (01/06/2016) [-]
When should i remind you?
When should i remind you?
User avatar #3256 to #3255 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
1 year from now
#3257 to #3256 - alfonshister (01/06/2016) [-]
The pact is sealed
User avatar #3258 to #3257 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Talk to you in 2017!
User avatar #3240 - battlebrotherlayn (01/02/2016) [-]
Finally broke top 100 commenters, thanks for playing, would you like to double down and risk it all or lose everything in this challenge round?
User avatar #3241 to #3240 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Risk it all!
User avatar #3242 to #3241 - battlebrotherlayn (01/03/2016) [-]
WHAT, Is the name of the closest state to the former soviet union? NO GOOGLE ALLOWED!
User avatar #3243 to #3242 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Toronto
User avatar #3244 to #3243 - battlebrotherlayn (01/03/2016) [-]
I'M SORRY, THE ANSWER WAS ALASKA, now get in the gas chamber.
User avatar #3245 to #3244 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
I was gonna say Alaska!
User avatar #3246 to #3245 - battlebrotherlayn (01/03/2016) [-]
HAHAHA, MAYBE NEXT TI- oh wait...
User avatar #3247 to #3246 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
rip me
User avatar #3238 - skullhead (12/31/2015) [-]
hello
User avatar #3239 to #3238 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
go **** yourself
User avatar #3248 to #3239 - alfonshister (01/05/2016) [-]
whoa take it easy man
User avatar #3236 - cyberviking (12/30/2015) [-]
I have a question, where do you find the content to upload almost fifty things a day? Do you randomly search the internet or just uncover it as you go?
User avatar #3237 to #3236 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
I can't say the exact source. But I search for about an hour or so a day and collect everything in a folder and upload content randomly throughout the day.
User avatar #3234 - capslockrage ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Why'd you decline the trade for the pumpkins? It was the same value as the tomato trade you accepted earlier.

25 points each, which is fair considering they don't drop very often.
User avatar #3235 to #3234 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
I guess you're right. If you want to send the trade again I'll accept.
User avatar #3223 - epicapocalypse (12/29/2015) [-]
can i be a mod
okay cool thanks
User avatar #3224 to #3223 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
No
User avatar #3225 to #3224 - epicapocalypse (12/29/2015) [-]
too late it is done
1000% on post's mod test
User avatar #3226 to #3225 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Congrats
User avatar #3227 to #3226 - epicapocalypse (12/29/2015) [-]
Lol jk. I tried it last month and got a 106 out of 109 haha
User avatar #3228 to #3227 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Did you try asking the higher ranked mods to be a mod?
User avatar #3229 to #3228 - epicapocalypse (12/29/2015) [-]
post never got back to me, : (
User avatar #3230 to #3229 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
That sucks
User avatar #3231 to #3230 - epicapocalypse (12/29/2015) [-]
There's really no other way tho? I figured I'd been here long enough to be a mod, and I know pretty much everything to know.
User avatar #3232 to #3231 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
It pretty much has to do with if he's even looking for new mods. Even then it's mostly for coding being a pro at something and all that. That's why two users became mods because of the items game.
User avatar #3233 to #3232 - epicapocalypse (12/29/2015) [-]
Okay. I'll just wait until they need new mods, if that day ever comes
User avatar #3222 - luluwho (12/29/2015) [-]
I sent a trade to micheal acct.
User avatar #3221 - capslockrage ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Hey, sent a trade to your alt
User avatar #3216 - brcstar (12/27/2015) [-]
You and ************ should race for Content level 600
User avatar #3217 to #3216 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
We basically are, I'm a couple higher levels so chances are I'll get there first.
User avatar #3218 to #3217 - mudkipfucker (12/27/2015) [-]
probably lol
User avatar #3212 - capslockrage ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Sent you a trade on your alt
#3208 - yellmi (12/25/2015) [-]
>another content uploaded by chokinandtokin
User avatar #3211 to #3208 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
You can disable that in settings, alert settings.
User avatar #3220 to #3211 - vincento (12/27/2015) [-]
yellmi is my alt i'm not retarded
shut
User avatar #3219 to #3211 - vincento (12/27/2015) [-]
yeah man I know I just wanted to post the pic
User avatar #3210 to #3207 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
kek
User avatar #3206 - potatot (12/25/2015) [-]
hey you
User avatar #3209 to #3206 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
hey
User avatar #3213 to #3209 - potatot (12/26/2015) [-]
make your next 3 content about me or ill hurt you
User avatar #3214 to #3213 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Yes sir
User avatar #3215 to #3214 - potatot (12/26/2015) [-]
ty
User avatar #3203 - whyheloitisijimble (12/22/2015) [-]
thank happy day happy to you for it is soon cristomble:

have the good and the jimble is make say of wether critomble celebatory or not have good day of holidamble
User avatar #3204 to #3203 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas to you too, Jimble.
User avatar #3201 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
slow down you ****
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