chokinandtokin
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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 20 |
| Consoles Owned: | PS3,Wii,PS2,GameCube |
| Interests: | Playing guitar |
| Date Signed Up: | 8/16/2013 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
| Location: | Alberta Canada |
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| Content Ranking: | #3 |
| Comment Ranking: | #98 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #1 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #40 |
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| Content Level Progress: | 27.91% (11167/40000) Level 543 Content: Admin's Shredded Glutes → Level 544 Content: Admin's Shredded Glutes |
| Comment Level Progress: | 5% (50/1000) Level 366 Comments: FJ Noble → Level 367 Comments: FJ Noble |
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| Times Content Favorited: | 283923 times |
| Total Comments Made: | 11750 |
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Despite my username I do not smoke, I quit after a month after making this account and I kind of regret choosing this username.
Despite my username I do not smoke, I quit after a month after making this account and I kind of regret choosing this username.
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| #2 - Looks like they're sinking | 01/06/2016 on Chip Bags | 0 |
| #2 - Here's the full scene [+] (7 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on How come he don't want me man? | +47 |
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insanefreak (01/06/2016) [-] Ah fuck... I'm from a family torn apart by a divorce with my mum going absolutely insane. I haven't seen my two younger sisters in years, despite me trying. My youngest sister is nine years younger than me and we were always hanging out together, going for walks, going cycling, playing in the park. Hell, up to her 7th year I raced her to school in a pram whenever I had time. Played in the snow with her, took her out to theme parks, did everything with her. I loved her to death and she had a character more akin to mine than anyone else in the family. Had a sense of humour that I thought impossible for a girl that young to have. When she hit twelve, did her second communion, I tried to get in touch with her again. Not easy, I hate my mum with a passion and the only reason I haven't killed her is because it wouldn't solve anything and would only fuck my life up, and I refuse to let her fuck up my future, after she's fucked up my past. It went well. We planned the trip to the theme park she really liked to go to. Got the tickets, pic-nick basket, car was ready; Since my mum was paranoid that my dad would kidnap her, I'd even humoured her and let my eldest sister and a friend of hers tag along. On the day itself, as I was driving to pick her up, I got a simple text from her that said 'I can't come.' Called back, no reply. Drove there, nobody there. I knew where she could be hiding otherwise, as I knew all the family of my mum well enough (did a fuckton of chores for them when I was younger). Drove to her mum (my grandfather died of cancer years prior, the only person who could've probably kept my mum in line. I don't blame him one bit though. He was an amazing man, and died happily, having had everything he had wanted in life). Nobody there either. Went to a small gathering of houses on a plot of land a while away, where a bunch of aunts, uncles and cousins of my mum lived. There they were. Her cousins tried to block my way, firmly at first, then violently as I insisted. I'm a construction worker. I sport a fuckton. I love survival runs, and practise karate frequently enough to be decent at it. And. I. Was. Fucking. Angry. And I couldn't even attack them. Because I knew I was probably being filmed. I knew my mum is insane enough to pull that off. So I merely punched one squarely in the face when he tried to punch me, and the others kept their distance yelling at me. Cops came, more yelling, me trying to stay calm and explain things, police didn't feel at ease with a bunch of apes yelling and decided to pacify things by asking me to drive with them to a bit further. Told them the story, they sat quiet for a bit, then I broke down. My mum's fucked up my future. Lied to me. Put me through ten years of medical drug overdose without even testing me, hitting my dad, forbidding him and using emotional leverage and her position as a therapist to keep him from questioning the shit she gave me. (rilatine, later switched to concerta. Lost weight after use, so I received too high dosages for ten years, taking it daily). Stole my entire savings that she had contributed nothing to, and another bunch of shit that she had pulled on me and my father, the only person who's had my back since the day I was born, through thick and thin, and the only human being alive that I trust unconditionally. But nothing, nothing she had done hurt as much as taking my youngest sister away from me, and leaving me powerless to do so. All I can do is pray, hope and pray, that when she gets older, she'll remember me, and will want to visit me again. Because until then, anything I'd try would end in a court case as that shit is still ongoing for over 11 years between my parents. Sorry for the long read FJ. That scene just unleashed something I kept bottled up for a long time. that fucking suck man i hope you can get to see her soon, and i hope your mom gets whats coming to her | ||
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| #3250 - haha it isn't I kind of gave up on it. [+] (8 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on chokinandtokin's profile | 0 |
| I can't man. I might later on but right now, I'm just letting myself go a bit.. You don't stop by saying "this will be the last time" but by "That WAS the last time" Cut short on fat snacks, buy more greens and fruit. will you do it? | ||
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ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-] stickied by chokinandtokin
UNCHECK RECEIVING ALERTS FROM FRIENDS IN YOUR SETTINGS. THATS WHY YOU'RE GETING NOTIFIED YOU DONT HAVE TO UNSUB OR REMOVE ME FROM YOUR FRIENDS LIST
ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-] Ah, well take care bud. Talk to you on another day.
ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-] I understand. I just said that as I'm sure we'll talk again eventually. Also I'll still take care of the Skype chat if you want me to.
ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-] Alright. I might mod someone else. Don't worry I know who's loyal. Wait, can I even mod people?
Done with angelic and demonic badges?
And are you buying rad badges?
And are you buying rad badges?
ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] I can't man. I might later on but right now, I'm just letting myself go a bit..
You don't stop by saying "this will be the last time"
but by "That WAS the last time"
Cut short on fat snacks, buy more greens and fruit.
will you do it?
but by "That WAS the last time"
Cut short on fat snacks, buy more greens and fruit.
will you do it?
Finally broke top 100 commenters, thanks for playing, would you like to double down and risk it all or lose everything in this challenge round?
WHAT, Is the name of the closest state to the former soviet union? NO GOOGLE ALLOWED!
I'M SORRY, THE ANSWER WAS ALASKA, now get in the gas chamber.
I have a question, where do you find the content to upload almost fifty things a day? Do you randomly search the internet or just uncover it as you go?
ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-] I can't say the exact source. But I search for about an hour or so a day and collect everything in a folder and upload content randomly throughout the day.
Why'd you decline the trade for the pumpkins? It was the same value as the tomato trade you accepted earlier.
25 points each, which is fair considering they don't drop very often.
25 points each, which is fair considering they don't drop very often.
ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-] I guess you're right. If you want to send the trade again I'll accept.
Lol jk. I tried it last month and got a 106 out of 109 haha
ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-] Did you try asking the higher ranked mods to be a mod?
There's really no other way tho? I figured I'd been here long enough to be a mod, and I know pretty much everything to know.
ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-] It pretty much has to do with if he's even looking for new mods. Even then it's mostly for coding being a pro at something and all that. That's why two users became mods because of the items game.
Okay. I'll just wait until they need new mods, if that day ever comes
ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-] We basically are, I'm a couple higher levels so chances are I'll get there first.
ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-] You can disable that in settings, alert settings.
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