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chokinandtokin

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: PS3,Wii,PS2,GameCube
Interests: Playing guitar
Date Signed Up:8/16/2013
Last Login:3/01/2015
Location:Alberta Canada
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1
Comment Ranking:#65
Highest Content Rank:#1
Highest Comment Rank:#40
Content Thumbs: 3628398 total,  3856814 ,  228416
Comment Thumbs: 50530 total,  52434 ,  1904
Content Level Progress: 35.46% (7092/20000)
Level 486 Content: My family misses me → Level 487 Content: My family misses me
Comment Level Progress: 62.7% (627/1000)
Level 337 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 338 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:219
Content Views:136433702
Times Content Favorited:164492 times
Total Comments Made:7545
FJ Points:1239937
Favorite Tags: compilation (30) | funny (26) | cringe (22) | the (14) | tumblr (14) | and (9) | in (9) | Show (8) | spongebob (7) | 4Chan (6) | facts (6) | Pokemon (6) | bad (5) | FML (5) | girls (5) | Malcolm (5) | middle (5) | of (5) | a (4) | black (4)
Here's a little about me:

My favorite band: The Beatles
My favorite guitarist: Jeff Beck
My favorite comedy film: Superbad
My favorite TV Show: Arrested Development
My favorite stand up comedian: Bill Hicks

Despite my username I do not smoke, I quit after a month after making this account and I kind of regret choosing this username.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/carsonbrent69

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latest user's comments

#1 - Picture 8 hours ago on She was a shitty person 0
#2 - Thanks, I learned a lot. 9 hours ago on Guide to sending dick pics +3
#1 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10 hours ago on ass facts +1
#3 - yousaygoodbye (9 hours ago) [-]
I loved this movie. I wish Amanda bynes hadn't gone crazy
User avatar #18 - keatontheghostfox (8 hours ago) [-]
What movie?
User avatar #19 - yousaygoodbye (8 hours ago) [-]
She's the man
User avatar #20 - keatontheghostfox (8 hours ago) [-]
Oh OK
#76 - Thanks a lot for the talk man, and now you can tell people you… 10 hours ago on ggmmaann's profile 0
#222 - Picture 10 hours ago on bewb facts +8
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on iojfewoiefjtmreklkfcjwiofjd... +5
User avatar #3 - anonymoose (10 hours ago) [-]
I can do more than that!
#5104821 - its cool man, thanks a lot for everything!  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Play items 0
User avatar #5104823 - whyheloitisijimble (10 hours ago) [-]
will do return later for collect more
#5104808 - you mean what I'm looking for? Milk Y…  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Play items 0
User avatar #5104809 - whyheloitisijimble (10 hours ago) [-]
yes mr shopping list thank
#5104802 - memes is life  [+] (4 new replies) 10 hours ago on Play items +1
User avatar #5104806 - whyheloitisijimble (10 hours ago) [-]
mr choke toke please write list again for ease of read
User avatar #5104808 - chokinandtokin (10 hours ago) [-]
you mean what I'm looking for?


Milk
Yummy Apples
Chocolate Chips
Pumpkins
Tomatoes
Bananas
Strawberries
Pony Poop
Gears
User avatar #5104809 - whyheloitisijimble (10 hours ago) [-]
yes mr shopping list thank
User avatar #5104804 - whyheloitisijimble (10 hours ago) [-]
correct
#88 - Picture 10 hours ago on High on Life +2

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Latest users (1): fatbenpoops, anonymous(3).
#2295 - chokinandtokin (02/27/2015) [-]
stickied by chokinandtokin
#2278 - chokinandtokin (02/25/2015) [-]
stickied by chokinandtokin
User avatar #2298 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
kingxdd once posted 325 posts in one go
but for some reason he blocked me
User avatar #2299 to #2298 - chokinandtokin (02/28/2015) [-]
yeah he told me that

really? do you have any idea at all? how do you know he talked to me about it if he blocked you?
User avatar #2301 to #2299 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
he just blocked me one day, not sure why
User avatar #2300 to #2299 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
for some reason it let me see that comment thread on his profile but i wasnt allowed to respond
User avatar #2302 to #2300 - chokinandtokin (02/28/2015) [-]
oh okay, yeah he'll probably block me one day lol.

He's going for #1 again, so try to post a lot of content.
User avatar #2303 to #2302 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
will do
i hope he unblocks me
User avatar #2304 to #2303 - chokinandtokin (02/28/2015) [-]
Go to the autism board or backroom and mention him there and ask?
#2296 - mobilebull (02/27/2015) [-]
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here is a free picture I hope you can use it
User avatar #2280 - anonymousperson (02/26/2015) [-]
struggle for the points is real
User avatar #2282 to #2281 - anonymousperson (02/26/2015) [-]
and you killin it
User avatar #2283 to #2282 - chokinandtokin (02/26/2015) [-]
I mostly post to maintain my rank, its been hard finding people that are selling the items im looking for.
User avatar #2284 to #2283 - anonymousperson (02/26/2015) [-]
sadly lol
User avatar #2286 to #2285 - anonymousperson (02/26/2015) [-]
well i stopped in to say hi to you, and there was also 50 notifications
User avatar #2287 to #2286 - chokinandtokin (02/26/2015) [-]
lol well hi
so are you subbed to me or do you have the thing checked that notifies you when a friend uploads content?
User avatar #2288 to #2287 - anonymousperson (02/26/2015) [-]
subbed
im just to lazy to rid myself of it
User avatar #2289 to #2288 - chokinandtokin (02/26/2015) [-]
haha oh okay
User avatar #2290 to #2289 - anonymousperson (02/26/2015) [-]
its interesting at least
User avatar #2291 to #2290 - chokinandtokin (02/26/2015) [-]
yeah, im surprised I still have over 200 subscribers. I bet its people who haven't logged on in months, and when they do they'll have probably over 10k notifications that i uploaded content lol
User avatar #2292 to #2291 - anonymousperson (02/26/2015) [-]
just 10k?
User avatar #2293 to #2292 - chokinandtokin (02/26/2015) [-]
haha, probably more.
User avatar #2294 to #2293 - anonymousperson (02/26/2015) [-]
always more
User avatar #2275 - yousaygoodbye ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
I feel so special
#2277 to #2276 - yousaygoodbye ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
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#2273 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]
someone really hates us :p
User avatar #2297 to #2273 - include (02/28/2015) [-]
lol
User avatar #2260 - justsomechickyo (02/20/2015) [-]
OMG! How do items work? I have all these points..... I might as well use them
User avatar #2261 to #2260 - chokinandtokin (02/20/2015) [-]
Well people just use points as currency to buy items
User avatar #2262 to #2261 - justsomechickyo (02/20/2015) [-]
Well ya I get that...... But where do I get these items? Like I can't just rob yours can I?
User avatar #2264 to #2263 - justsomechickyo (02/20/2015) [-]
O geez I was looking for that!! Sweet ok thanks bruh
User avatar #2265 to #2264 - chokinandtokin (02/20/2015) [-]
no problem
#2266 to #2265 - justsomechickyo (02/20/2015) [-]
Here's a screenshot
User avatar #2268 to #2266 - chokinandtokin (02/20/2015) [-]
yeah, but when you click on it doesnt it say search item in auction house? it does for me.

women talk about penises lol wut
User avatar #2269 to #2268 - justsomechickyo (02/20/2015) [-]
No it just came up (no pun intended)

And ya lol I thought of that right after I posted this..... it's a college humor video haha
User avatar #2270 to #2269 - chokinandtokin (02/20/2015) [-]
oh ok, whatever then. but if you want to go to the auction house, just go on the items board and click on "Item Auction House".

OH lol
User avatar #2271 to #2270 - justsomechickyo (02/20/2015) [-]
Well is that box different than the items house? Ima go back in and just play around a bit lol
User avatar #2272 to #2271 - chokinandtokin (02/20/2015) [-]
Kind of, this is the auction house.
www.funnyjunk.com/item/auction
User avatar #2267 to #2266 - justsomechickyo (02/20/2015) [-]
ok so it's all huge and you can't even see it, but it just says dropped items
#2257 - fappening (02/19/2015) [-]
you cut your pubes while drunk?!

how many testes you got left?!!?
User avatar #2258 to #2257 - chokinandtokin (02/19/2015) [-]
I only lost 1 so I got 3 left
User avatar #2249 - Pleinair ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
hey, got a moment to talk?
User avatar #2250 to #2249 - chokinandtokin (02/18/2015) [-]
yea sure, about what?
User avatar #2251 to #2250 - Pleinair ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
bah, i really dont want to go back and forth with these fj alerts, can you just talk on skype? mine is xenxio
User avatar #2252 to #2251 - chokinandtokin (02/18/2015) [-]
Oh, I don't have skype. :/
User avatar #2253 to #2252 - Pleinair ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
steam?
User avatar #2255 to #2254 - Pleinair ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
alright, ill suck it up and send you a pm then
User avatar #2256 to #2255 - chokinandtokin (02/18/2015) [-]
alright
User avatar #2241 - optimism (02/17/2015) [-]
how long do you spend looking for content?
User avatar #2242 to #2241 - chokinandtokin (02/17/2015) [-]
Probably around an hour every day
User avatar #2243 to #2242 - optimism (02/17/2015) [-]
im impressed at your commitment bruh
User avatar #2244 to #2243 - chokinandtokin (02/17/2015) [-]
Thanks, but it's not as hard as some people think.
User avatar #2245 to #2244 - optimism (02/17/2015) [-]
true
as long as you know where to find ****
but youve been #1 for a while im surprised youre not bored
User avatar #2246 to #2245 - chokinandtokin (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, I have a couple sources and I just go through there and find whatever I think is funny.

Yeah it's been a while since I've been #1, I don't really get bored though because I have free time and I just take an hour to find some stuff and just post it here.
User avatar #2247 to #2246 - optimism (02/17/2015) [-]
you practically run this site on your own lmao
admin best watch out
for real tho you must be drowning in coloured text
User avatar #2248 to #2247 - chokinandtokin (02/17/2015) [-]
haha yeah I guess I am the biggest content contributor. Yeah I do have like over 20 years of colored text and I get like 5-10 each day.
#2238 - anonymousperson (02/16/2015) [-]
i dub thee sir spam a lot
User avatar #2239 to #2238 - chokinandtokin (02/16/2015) [-]
I'm honored
User avatar #2236 - gugek (02/14/2015) [-]
Hey, i love you. Have a fantastic day my friend.
User avatar #2237 to #2236 - chokinandtokin (02/15/2015) [-]
Hey man, I hope your day was great
User avatar #2240 to #2237 - gugek (02/16/2015) [-]
:-]
#2235 - Obscurity (02/14/2015) [-]
>3,000,000 thumbs
User avatar #2232 - anonymousperson (02/14/2015) [-]
ayyy
buying wood
User avatar #2233 to #2232 - chokinandtokin (02/14/2015) [-]
ayyy
nah I'm not buying any, I got none for sale either.
User avatar #2227 - anonymousperson (02/14/2015) [-]
i subbed somehow and holy crap
you post 5 to much
User avatar #2228 to #2227 - chokinandtokin (02/14/2015) [-]
lol yeah I don't recommend subbing unless you like notifications.
User avatar #2230 to #2228 - anonymousperson (02/14/2015) [-]
another?
User avatar #2231 to #2230 - chokinandtokin (02/14/2015) [-]
I can't stop!
User avatar #2229 to #2228 - anonymousperson (02/14/2015) [-]
hahahaha
User avatar #2225 - tranquilizer (02/13/2015) [-]
I love that banner
User avatar #2226 to #2225 - chokinandtokin (02/13/2015) [-]
haha thanks, dashgamer made it for me.
User avatar #2216 - knightems (02/12/2015) [-]
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Dude I have never rolled trips but I think I can do it now. This is knightmrku btw Im not sure if you were doing a contest or something, I just saw a bunch of people rolling on here. haha feel free to delete this!
User avatar #2218 to #2216 - chokinandtokin (02/13/2015) [-]
Oh, did you switch accounts or something?

I was doing a contest but no one won it haha
User avatar #2219 to #2218 - knightems (02/13/2015) [-]
yeah this is a joint account that I had before the reset. Another friend of mine has access to it too, but he's not on very much. BTW how do I use 7 days color text item?
User avatar #2220 to #2219 - chokinandtokin (02/13/2015) [-]
Oh, are you still gonna use your other account?

and you just click on it and hit "apply".
User avatar #2221 to #2220 - knightems (02/13/2015) [-]
Yeah I will. Ive just been on here recently posting some stuff for extra FJ points
User avatar #2222 to #2221 - chokinandtokin (02/13/2015) [-]
Oh, nice.

Also **** this new layout lol
User avatar #2223 to #2222 - knightems (02/13/2015) [-]
yeah I just noticed when you messaged me here...its horrible.
User avatar #2224 to #2223 - chokinandtokin (02/13/2015) [-]
Yeah i know, i dont get why he changed it.
User avatar #2217 to #2216 - knightems (02/12/2015) [-]
all those dubs but no trips -_-
User avatar #2212 - justsomechickyo (02/12/2015) [-]
I can't see your reply! I must know the truth....
User avatar #2213 to #2212 - chokinandtokin (02/12/2015) [-]
You mean in the status? Yeah I deleted it lol, I just said "yeah me too haha", about the anon thing.
User avatar #2214 to #2213 - justsomechickyo (02/12/2015) [-]
Ya that one.... lol ok thanks. I hope you figured it out!
User avatar #2215 to #2214 - chokinandtokin (02/12/2015) [-]
haha yeah, it was interesting seeing how differently people pronounced it.
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