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chokinandtokin

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: PS3,Wii,PS2,GameCube
Interests: Playing guitar
Date Signed Up:8/16/2013
Last Login:6/02/2015
Location:Alberta Canada
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Here's a little about me:

My favorite band: The Beatles
My favorite guitarist: Jeff Beck
My favorite comedy film: Superbad
My favorite TV Show: Arrested Development
My favorite stand up comedian: Bill Hicks

Despite my username I do not smoke, I quit after a month after making this account and I kind of regret choosing this username.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/carsonbrent69

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latest user's comments

#11713 - Anyone remember this show? 1 hour ago on Childhood Nostalgia Forum 0
#1 - I thumbed down because I'm a realist and a pessimist. 9 hours ago on All glory to the hypnotoad +5
#9 - Thanks for this, seriously. I've been wanting to learn this bad.  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on How to Moonwalk +40
User avatar #11 - renatolopes (11 hours ago) [-]
I didn't even knew it existed
#9 - I know, I screen capped it. 14 hours ago on Accurate +1
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 17 hours ago on Accurate +233
#8 - toughsheet (14 hours ago) [-]
Pretty sure it's from Super Hero Movie, kinda fake.
User avatar #9 - chokinandtokin (14 hours ago) [-]
I know, I screen capped it.
#2695 - Hey man, thanks. I hope you have a good day too! 20 hours ago on chokinandtokin's profile 0
#1 - oh.. jesus christ.. 21 hours ago on Slut +5
#321609 - **chokinandtokin used "*roll cah answer*"** **chokinandtoki… 22 hours ago on Melee Hell +1
#321607 - **chokinandtokin used "*roll cah question*"** **chokinandto…  [+] (4 new replies) 22 hours ago on Melee Hell +1
User avatar #321616 - Decode (22 hours ago) [-]
**Decode used "*roll cah answer*"**
**Decode rolls Ominous background music.**
User avatar #321614 - efgsoldier (22 hours ago) [-]
**efgsoldier used "*roll cah answer*"**
**efgsoldier rolls The shambling corpse of Larry King.** black tweets
User avatar #321609 - chokinandtokin (22 hours ago) [-]
**chokinandtokin used "*roll cah answer*"**
**chokinandtokin rolls Grandpa's ashes.**
User avatar #321608 - mikli (22 hours ago) [-]
**mikli used "*roll cah answer*"**
**mikli rolls Spontaneous human combustion.**
#31 - What's unfair is that a guy can show his man boobs and it's no…  [+] (8 new replies) 22 hours ago on life is unfair +8
#76 - holasoymilk (14 hours ago) [-]
I say let all body parts be free. Free!
User avatar #44 - alanflindt (18 hours ago) [-]
some women get pissed about this too, but the reason its acceptable for a man to show his nipples in public and not a woman is a simple biological one.
womens breasts make guys horny (from an evolutionary perspective as they show good child rearing capability)
mens breasts do not make women horny (they are useless to a woman, so they have no sexual attraction)

men can't walk around with their dicks hanging out for this reason.
not saying its right, but its fairly straightforward reasoning.
User avatar #71 - broombroom (15 hours ago) [-]
Don't women find shirtless men attractive? So if you're too attractive should you be expected to cover up?
User avatar #108 - luluwho (12 hours ago) [-]
NOooooooooo, only the ugly fat men should cover up.
#33 - falloutsurvivor (21 hours ago) [-]
funny thing is....some US states permit women to go around topless

so its like "admin...how come little kids can see boobs on the street in real life but you wont let little kids see them as pictures on your fucking webstie"
#112 - anonymous (12 hours ago) [-]
This website is 18+ only
#117 - falloutsurvivor (12 hours ago) [-]
yeah but real hard to enforce that unless admin started checking personal info with the state
User avatar #47 - thesecretbear (18 hours ago) [-]
You're technically right, however there is likely many other laws circumventing it to the point that it is not legal.

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chokinandtokin has disabled anonymous comments.
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#2648 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
stickied by chokinandtokin
#2536 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
stickied by chokinandtokin
User avatar #2694 - gugek (20 hours ago) [-]
Hey, good morning. I hope you have a good day!
User avatar #2695 to #2694 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
Hey man, thanks. I hope you have a good day too!
#2687 - waffies (05/28/2015) [-]
Yo broheim. Nice to meet ya. How'd you find your way to my profile?
User avatar #2688 to #2687 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]
Hey man, well as a mod I can see everyone's statuses so I saw yours I thought you seemed nice so I added you, if that's cool with you?
#2689 to #2688 - waffies (05/28/2015) [-]
Oh hey, didn't even catch on the the rank until now. Well hey if i left a good impression that's fine by me! How's life treating you chokin?
Oh hey, didn't even catch on the the rank until now. Well hey if i left a good impression that's fine by me! How's life treating you chokin?
User avatar #2690 to #2689 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]
Life's treating my pretty good, how about you, man?
User avatar #2691 to #2690 - waffies (05/28/2015) [-]
Well if my status is any hint, pretty damn stellar! Sucks to be back home by comparison, very.... bittersweet? Such is life I guess, there's a chance I might see her once more over the summer, introduce her to my family. And then there's Air Force BMT, so I'll be out of touch for a while!
User avatar #2692 to #2691 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]
Sounds great man. I'm happy for you. I gotta go though, so talk to you later. But if you have Skype there's an FJ Group where it's all people from FJ and I can add you if you want. Just let me know. And we can talk there too.
#2693 to #2692 - waffies (05/28/2015) [-]
Sure thing, I'll think on it. Take care
#2685 - Tenxseiga (05/27/2015) [-]
hello, old friend!
User avatar #2686 to #2685 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/27/2015) [-]
hey man
User avatar #2683 - caette ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #2684 to #2683 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
No problem
User avatar #2651 - caette ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
why
User avatar #2652 to #2651 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
why
User avatar #2653 to #2652 - caette ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
excuse you
User avatar #2655 to #2653 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
okay
User avatar #2657 to #2655 - caette ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
please
User avatar #2658 to #2657 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
why
User avatar #2660 to #2658 - caette ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
why what
User avatar #2662 to #2660 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
why do you want my banana item
User avatar #2663 to #2662 - caette ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
i really just want 1
User avatar #2665 to #2663 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
lol why though
User avatar #2667 to #2665 - caette ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
is that any of your concern brother
User avatar #2673 to #2667 - shadowrated (05/22/2015) [-]
homophile
User avatar #2674 to #2673 - caette ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
i like same
User avatar #2675 to #2674 - shadowrated (05/22/2015) [-]
youre such a straight guy then
User avatar #2676 to #2675 - caette ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
suck my dick already homo
User avatar #2677 to #2676 - shadowrated (05/22/2015) [-]
unzip those pants sexy
User avatar #2678 to #2677 - caette ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #2680 to #2679 - caette ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
did u just make that
User avatar #2682 to #2681 - caette ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
well ok
User avatar #2656 to #2654 - caette ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
who are you
#2661 to #2659 - caette ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
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User avatar #2664 to #2661 - shadowrated (05/22/2015) [-]
ty, my moms proud of me
#2666 to #2664 - caette ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
your aspirations are unquenchable
User avatar #2668 to #2666 - shadowrated (05/22/2015) [-]
my ambitiousness is more gourmandizing
User avatar #2669 to #2668 - caette ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
ok
User avatar #2670 to #2669 - shadowrated (05/22/2015) [-]
unobjectionable
User avatar #2671 to #2670 - caette ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
bye retard
User avatar #2672 to #2671 - shadowrated (05/22/2015) [-]
arrivederci nonsensical
User avatar #2649 - nought ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
m8
User avatar #2650 to #2649 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
yo
User avatar #2646 - mrsnowballs (05/15/2015) [-]
I like your text color
User avatar #2647 to #2646 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Thanks man
User avatar #2639 - yousaygoodbye (05/14/2015) [-]
Hey goofball
User avatar #2640 to #2639 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
hello
User avatar #2643 to #2640 - yousaygoodbye (05/14/2015) [-]
Is you OK?
User avatar #2644 to #2643 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, why wouldn't I be?
User avatar #2645 to #2644 - yousaygoodbye (05/14/2015) [-]
Skype pm
User avatar #2635 - yousaygoodbye (05/13/2015) [-]
TFW your comment and content levels added together are less than chokins because youre better than he is
User avatar #2637 to #2635 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #2634 - shadowrated (05/12/2015) [-]
you have x2670 colored text items now

holy ****
User avatar #2636 to #2634 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
yeah I know, too much lol
User avatar #2638 to #2636 - shadowrated (05/13/2015) [-]
damn your a mod bro congratz
User avatar #2641 to #2638 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, thanks man
User avatar #2632 - yousaygoodbye (05/12/2015) [-]
I already have another 1000 but my one post still has quite a few hours and is front page so I'll wait til tomorrow
User avatar #2633 to #2632 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
Yeah, no problem. There's no rush
User avatar #2625 - notaajimu (05/11/2015) [-]
Hi
User avatar #2626 to #2625 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
hey
User avatar #2627 to #2626 - notaajimu (05/11/2015) [-]
Heyo bro.
Ever get that job?(can't check anything you've said to me forints cause someone got me bamned and items kill
User avatar #2628 to #2627 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Oh **** , I didn't realize this is anonymousperson. I didn't think we'd ever talk again! Nah I didn't end up getting any job. But what's up with you being banned?
User avatar #2629 to #2628 - notaajimu (05/11/2015) [-]
I.... I.... I don't know. I hadn't been on for at least a month and I comd check in and I'm banned/ items is dead
User avatar #2630 to #2629 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Yeah is dead. It sucks. It had to do with people spamming and "hijacking" account.
User avatar #2623 to #2622 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/10/2015) [-]
That's amazing!!
#2620 - thecancerthatkills (05/10/2015) [-]
Here, have this for your next comp
User avatar #2621 to #2620 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/10/2015) [-]
I actually wasn't gonna make anymore Youtube comps :/
#2618 - joel2 (05/10/2015) [-]
illuminati confirmed
#2619 to #2618 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/10/2015) [-]
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User avatar #2617 - nought ONLINE (05/10/2015) [-]
tfw ur getting older and you realize ur parents complained about this
#2613 - joel2 (05/09/2015) [-]
2good4me
User avatar #2614 to #2613 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
You've been posting a lot though man, I'm impressed.
User avatar #2615 to #2614 - joel2 (05/09/2015) [-]
yeah? i've been reposting a lot tryna compete with you

even if i got 13k thumbs a day, i'd still be 21k thumbs behind you in a 90 day period. 1215737-(90*13264)=21977
User avatar #2616 to #2615 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
Yeah I've noticed haha

But I kind of like the competition. Motivates me to post more.
User avatar #2624 to #2616 - nought ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
I could get #3 if I tried but I honestly wasted far more time than I am proud of
#2609 - joekerr (05/08/2015) [-]
w00t you became a mod?

WHY???

https://youtube.com/devicesupport

Congratulations though

User avatar #2610 to #2609 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's been a month. Thanks man
User avatar #2611 to #2610 - joekerr (05/08/2015) [-]
Just one question. Why?
User avatar #2612 to #2611 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
Pretty much because I post a lot of content. Also I put my name on the mod application and I was one of the highest rated comments so they considered me.
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