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Date Signed Up:5/10/2015
Last Login:1/13/2016
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Content Ranking:#1160
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Highest Content Rank:#1159
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#10 - >> #9 01/05/2016 on (untitled) 0
#9 - Dude, don't want to spoil it for you, but it's been … 01/05/2016 on (untitled) 0
#23 - In a healthy relationship you experiment and enjoy your fetish…  [+] (17 new replies) 01/05/2016 on True Gamer Love Making +53
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#78 - dreygur (01/05/2016) [-]
And you bust a nut when you're finally able to recruit Black Dragons
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#31 - klina (01/05/2016) [-]
like
oh wait no she might read it here
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#56 - loopzoop (01/05/2016) [-]
>FJ
>having a gf
okay
#84 - adamspacebar (01/05/2016) [-]
**adamspacebar used "*roll picture*"**
**adamspacebar rolled image**does being gay count?
#89 - loopzoop (01/05/2016) [-]
absolutely not
#90 - adamspacebar (01/05/2016) [-]
**adamspacebar used "*roll picture*"**
**adamspacebar rolled image**well i dont know if that's a good or a bad thing. maybe both.
#94 - loopzoop (01/05/2016) [-]
it's a very good thing
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#95 - adamspacebar (01/05/2016) [-]
y tho
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#97 - loopzoop (01/05/2016) [-]
why not?
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#98 - adamspacebar (01/05/2016) [-]
i was hoping you'd have the picture i need it
#59 - klina (01/05/2016) [-]
oh how little you know mister loopzoop
#74 - loopzoop (01/05/2016) [-]
oh how much of a ride you are in for, klina
do you feel it coursing through you?
that's the autism you're getting from this website.
In no time at all, you will have too much autism to be able to have a girlfriend, then poof
you're one of us.
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#76 - klina (01/05/2016) [-]
I've been here for 6 years, cunt
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#91 - sonicsyndicate (01/05/2016) [-]
ive been heer on and off for 15 years and ive got a girlfriend autism is dying
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#92 - sonicsyndicate (01/05/2016) [-]
oh my god its making a comeback *here*
#81 - loopzoop (01/05/2016) [-]
It'll happen eventually
#58 - zacisghandi (01/05/2016) [-]
#21 - >screaming kids ******* kids  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on True Gamer Love Making 0
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#33 - kothaex (01/05/2016) [-]
>>#30,
>underage
>fucking kids
#53 - Oh, yeah, I wonder if the alternatives won't do better. Dang, …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/05/2016 on American politics 0
#62 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
*cough* Sanders *cough*
#66 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
*cough* every politician is corrupted even the wealthy ones *cough*
#67 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
*cough* literally the least PAC money he can possibly control www.opensecrets.org/pres16/candidate.php?id=N00000528 , has a moderate net worth for his age, no corporate interests, no pandering to the wealthy by any means, is part of a national movement to get big money out of politics *cough*
#68 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
*cough* you're so certain that he won't become corrupted/isn't already that you must say it anonymously *cough*
#69 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
*cough* you can assess my points better than that (unless you decide to concede) I believe in you *cough*
#70 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
*cough* yeah I can, and I still won't get hyped for something that haven't happened yet *cough*
#72 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
*cough* whether I'm convinced or not has no bearing on whether it's true or not, and you're clearly deeply affected by voter cynicism so if there's bias to be concerned about it's not mine *cough*
#73 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
yeah, see, I live in poland, and while we hardly have anything to do with usa atm, we do understand that its important who is leading it and how they are leading it. See, poland has some fucked up government. It's a laughing stock. And when I saw the debate with Trump, and Bush, and all the other candidates I laughed too. And while it's only normal to laugh at the politicians and their ideas of my country, it shouldn't be so for the politicians over in the usa, because, for fuck's sake, they are one of the countries that truly matter when it comes to some major shit like when's the next economical depression or where the next world war's gonna begin.
That's why I'm cynical, and so should be every voter as that's what democracy gives us - a benefit of a doubt in a form of a vote. Its nice and dandy what they say about Sanders, or what we might think about Clinton, Bush or Trump, but we all should already have learned that all of that can be, and probably is, a lie.
#18 - You could always talk with the demons, y'know.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Neat. +4
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#19 - YllekNayr (01/05/2016) [-]
Literally cannot open it
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#22 - ashampoo (01/05/2016) [-]
is your firefox the latest build?
have you tried uninstalling and reinstalling?
have you tried turning it off and on again? jk
flash player up to date?
have you tried using it, when disableing all addons?
are there any programms running that might be interferring with your internet connection? like antivirus or sth?
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#37 - YllekNayr (01/05/2016) [-]
I have Windows XP
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#38 - ashampoo (01/06/2016) [-]
why do you do that
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#39 - YllekNayr (01/06/2016) [-]
I just got a new computer I need to put together
#16 - Nah, I think they missed some steps there 01/05/2016 on Electricity on fire 0
#14 - Babies can be anything you imagine. 01/05/2016 on face swap fail 0
#32 - Oh, don't worry - it's not like you can kill kill him. He'll… 01/05/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 4 0
#30 - Seems like my enemy had enough of fear for one fight. I su…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 4 +1
#31 - cosmicswagmstr (01/05/2016) [-]
Uncle josh!...idk..
#32 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
Oh, don't worry - it's not like you can kill kill him. He'll be just resurrected by his own minions.
#28 - I understand. After all - no man could be the same after h…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 4 +1
#29 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
y... you too.
#24 - Nevermind then. Go back to the shadow, and the likes then.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 4 0
#26 - cosmicswagmstr (01/05/2016) [-]
Oh wait kilroydotexe is on your team?

Ok who do i need to kill~
#30 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
Seems like my enemy had enough of fear for one fight.
I suppose you could try and eliminate the one who started it all.
>>#7
Good luck, my minion.
#31 - cosmicswagmstr (01/05/2016) [-]
Uncle josh!...idk..
#32 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
Oh, don't worry - it's not like you can kill kill him. He'll be just resurrected by his own minions.
#23 - Excellent. ironthrush prepare your anus.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 4 +1
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#25 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
Nigga you got me at the freaky ass horrifying creature that is a fucking bobbit worm. Like my anus is oh god my brain is teaming up with you Bobbit in pooscrunchie
#28 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
I understand.
After all - no man could be the same after having such atrocity up their rectum.
Have a good day.
#29 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
y... you too.
#20 - **chokebee rolled user cosmicswagmstr ** my minions shall …  [+] (10 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 4 +5
#132 - omegadynasty (01/05/2016) [-]
Reminds me of the bug pit scene in King Kong.
#22 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
Bobbit worms get me EVERY FUCKING TIME OH MY GOD JESUS FUCK. You win. You found my weakness. I resign. Back to the shadow realm with my ass I guess. Better than a world where those alien motherfuckers live
#41 - bobbitworm (01/05/2016) [-]
Wassup bb?
#45 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
#21 - cosmicswagmstr (01/05/2016) [-]
Sorry..not really a fighter..
#24 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
Nevermind then.
Go back to the shadow, and the likes then.
#26 - cosmicswagmstr (01/05/2016) [-]
Oh wait kilroydotexe is on your team?

Ok who do i need to kill~
#30 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
Seems like my enemy had enough of fear for one fight.
I suppose you could try and eliminate the one who started it all.
>>#7
Good luck, my minion.
#31 - cosmicswagmstr (01/05/2016) [-]
Uncle josh!...idk..
#32 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
Oh, don't worry - it's not like you can kill kill him. He'll be just resurrected by his own minions.
#18 - >> #16 team up with satan and show your best skills.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 4 +3
#19 - kilroydotexe (01/05/2016) [-]
Well, satan does love squids so I am already teamed up with him.
#23 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]

Excellent.
ironthrush prepare your anus.
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#25 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
Nigga you got me at the freaky ass horrifying creature that is a fucking bobbit worm. Like my anus is oh god my brain is teaming up with you Bobbit in pooscrunchie
#28 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
I understand.
After all - no man could be the same after having such atrocity up their rectum.
Have a good day.
#29 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
y... you too.
#16 - **chokebee rolled user satan ** I don't remember owning ta…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 4 +2
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#17 - karlKroenen (01/05/2016) [-]
satan will post a black girl for u
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#36 - satan (01/05/2016) [-]
that's sunset nig

i like chinks
#13 - **chokebee rolled user kilroydotexe ** it is a duel then.  [+] (19 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 4 +18
#15 - kilroydotexe (01/05/2016) [-]
You have summoned squid.

What is your command.
#18 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
>>#16
team up with satan and show your best skills.
#19 - kilroydotexe (01/05/2016) [-]
Well, satan does love squids so I am already teamed up with him.
#23 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]

Excellent.
ironthrush prepare your anus.
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#25 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
Nigga you got me at the freaky ass horrifying creature that is a fucking bobbit worm. Like my anus is oh god my brain is teaming up with you Bobbit in pooscrunchie
#28 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
I understand.
After all - no man could be the same after having such atrocity up their rectum.
Have a good day.
#29 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
y... you too.
#14 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
**ironthrush rolled user medewu ** I CHOOSE YOU
#20 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
**chokebee rolled user cosmicswagmstr ** my minions shall be your END!
#132 - omegadynasty (01/05/2016) [-]
Reminds me of the bug pit scene in King Kong.
#22 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
Bobbit worms get me EVERY FUCKING TIME OH MY GOD JESUS FUCK. You win. You found my weakness. I resign. Back to the shadow realm with my ass I guess. Better than a world where those alien motherfuckers live
#41 - bobbitworm (01/05/2016) [-]
Wassup bb?
#45 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
#21 - cosmicswagmstr (01/05/2016) [-]
Sorry..not really a fighter..
#24 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
Nevermind then.
Go back to the shadow, and the likes then.
#26 - cosmicswagmstr (01/05/2016) [-]
Oh wait kilroydotexe is on your team?

Ok who do i need to kill~
#30 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
Seems like my enemy had enough of fear for one fight.
I suppose you could try and eliminate the one who started it all.
>>#7
Good luck, my minion.
#31 - cosmicswagmstr (01/05/2016) [-]
Uncle josh!...idk..
#32 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
Oh, don't worry - it's not like you can kill kill him. He'll be just resurrected by his own minions.
#10 - **chokebee rolled user karlKroenen ** I'm summoning my dem…  [+] (25 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 4 +5
#12 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
**ironthrush rolled user cognosceteipsum ** TWO can play that game.
#13 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
**chokebee rolled user kilroydotexe ** it is a duel then.
#15 - kilroydotexe (01/05/2016) [-]
You have summoned squid.

What is your command.
#18 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
>>#16
team up with satan and show your best skills.
#19 - kilroydotexe (01/05/2016) [-]
Well, satan does love squids so I am already teamed up with him.
#23 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]

Excellent.
ironthrush prepare your anus.
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#25 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
Nigga you got me at the freaky ass horrifying creature that is a fucking bobbit worm. Like my anus is oh god my brain is teaming up with you Bobbit in pooscrunchie
#28 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
I understand.
After all - no man could be the same after having such atrocity up their rectum.
Have a good day.
#29 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
y... you too.
#14 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
**ironthrush rolled user medewu ** I CHOOSE YOU
#20 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
**chokebee rolled user cosmicswagmstr ** my minions shall be your END!
#132 - omegadynasty (01/05/2016) [-]
Reminds me of the bug pit scene in King Kong.
#22 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
Bobbit worms get me EVERY FUCKING TIME OH MY GOD JESUS FUCK. You win. You found my weakness. I resign. Back to the shadow realm with my ass I guess. Better than a world where those alien motherfuckers live
#41 - bobbitworm (01/05/2016) [-]
Wassup bb?
#45 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
#21 - cosmicswagmstr (01/05/2016) [-]
Sorry..not really a fighter..
#24 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
Nevermind then.
Go back to the shadow, and the likes then.
#26 - cosmicswagmstr (01/05/2016) [-]
Oh wait kilroydotexe is on your team?

Ok who do i need to kill~
#30 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
Seems like my enemy had enough of fear for one fight.
I suppose you could try and eliminate the one who started it all.
>>#7
Good luck, my minion.
#31 - cosmicswagmstr (01/05/2016) [-]
Uncle josh!...idk..
#32 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
Oh, don't worry - it's not like you can kill kill him. He'll be just resurrected by his own minions.
User avatar
#11 - karlKroenen (01/05/2016) [-]
Rey will probably wield a 2 sided green lightsaber in the next star wars when she is trained by Luke.
#16 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
**chokebee rolled user satan ** I don't remember owning talking servants.
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#17 - karlKroenen (01/05/2016) [-]
satan will post a black girl for u
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#36 - satan (01/05/2016) [-]
that's sunset nig

i like chinks
#1 - This is so fresh you can even smell the scent of her panties. … 01/05/2016 on OP is kill 0
#27 - It'd be cool if they revived Tenchu. 01/05/2016 on Everything depends on your... +2
#26 - There, so you're not disappointed. 01/05/2016 on Everything depends on your... +4
#7 - **chokebee rolled user joshlol ** hey bro, there's a teleg…  [+] (29 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 4 +36
#8 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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#65 - lecorbi (01/05/2016) [-]
FUCKING NORMALFAAAAAAAAAAGS
#56 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES
#10 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
**chokebee rolled user karlKroenen ** I'm summoning my demons, why?
#12 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
**ironthrush rolled user cognosceteipsum ** TWO can play that game.
#13 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
**chokebee rolled user kilroydotexe ** it is a duel then.
#15 - kilroydotexe (01/05/2016) [-]
You have summoned squid.

What is your command.
#18 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
>>#16
team up with satan and show your best skills.
#19 - kilroydotexe (01/05/2016) [-]
Well, satan does love squids so I am already teamed up with him.
#23 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]

Excellent.
ironthrush prepare your anus.
User avatar
#25 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
Nigga you got me at the freaky ass horrifying creature that is a fucking bobbit worm. Like my anus is oh god my brain is teaming up with you Bobbit in pooscrunchie
#28 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
I understand.
After all - no man could be the same after having such atrocity up their rectum.
Have a good day.
#29 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
y... you too.
#14 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
**ironthrush rolled user medewu ** I CHOOSE YOU
#20 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
**chokebee rolled user cosmicswagmstr ** my minions shall be your END!
#132 - omegadynasty (01/05/2016) [-]
Reminds me of the bug pit scene in King Kong.
#22 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
Bobbit worms get me EVERY FUCKING TIME OH MY GOD JESUS FUCK. You win. You found my weakness. I resign. Back to the shadow realm with my ass I guess. Better than a world where those alien motherfuckers live
#41 - bobbitworm (01/05/2016) [-]
Wassup bb?
#45 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
#21 - cosmicswagmstr (01/05/2016) [-]
Sorry..not really a fighter..
#24 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
Nevermind then.
Go back to the shadow, and the likes then.
#26 - cosmicswagmstr (01/05/2016) [-]
Oh wait kilroydotexe is on your team?

Ok who do i need to kill~
#30 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
Seems like my enemy had enough of fear for one fight.
I suppose you could try and eliminate the one who started it all.
>>#7
Good luck, my minion.
#31 - cosmicswagmstr (01/05/2016) [-]
Uncle josh!...idk..
#32 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
Oh, don't worry - it's not like you can kill kill him. He'll be just resurrected by his own minions.
User avatar
#11 - karlKroenen (01/05/2016) [-]
Rey will probably wield a 2 sided green lightsaber in the next star wars when she is trained by Luke.
#16 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
**chokebee rolled user satan ** I don't remember owning talking servants.
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#17 - karlKroenen (01/05/2016) [-]
satan will post a black girl for u
User avatar
#36 - satan (01/05/2016) [-]
that's sunset nig

i like chinks
#19 - Also - I said average - in some countries you'll earn more, in… 01/05/2016 on Silly programers 0
#17 - Yeah, and the words they use to describe programmer's work; … 01/05/2016 on Silly programers 0
#29 - "Sex. Sex never changes." -softlyrustled 01/05/2016 on That was a bit too... 0

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#10 - rubusguy (12/19/2015) [-]
u like ???
#11 to #10 - chokebee (12/20/2015) [-]
I'm more into humans, but those look better than what you might see on here nowadays.
so, uh, a sauce, bro?
User avatar #4 - luluwho (11/09/2015) [-]
I deleted, what was the last one ? The girls ? I think the way they act now is WTF.
User avatar #3 - luluwho (11/09/2015) [-]
Srsly, the other made Top 80 and Top 40
#5 to #3 - chokebee (11/09/2015) [-]
there were only 2 wtf themed pics in there mate.
User avatar #6 to #5 - luluwho (11/09/2015) [-]
I see... well I'll redo, thanx for reply
#7 to #6 - chokebee (11/09/2015) [-]
No problem mate. I hope to see some fun comp soon.
User avatar #9 to #7 - luluwho (11/09/2015) [-]
I'll do my best
User avatar #1 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
hang yourself bitch *****
User avatar #8 to #1 - luluwho (11/09/2015) [-]
All this telling people to kill themselves that goes on around here is really piss EVIL
#2 to #1 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
A real insecure moron you are, eh?
Go back to your ponies, or little kids, or whatever.
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