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chokebee

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Date Signed Up:5/10/2015
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#7 - Hm. How many ***** did you give while making this? 01/04/2016 on how many fucks i give 0
#90 - Ah, **** it, you made me do it. Time to cry.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2016 on The Game 0
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#93 - hapasan (01/04/2016) [-]
Nice. Just remember, if you plan to use EPSXE, get 1.7 or higher (Won't run in 1.6) and make sure in the Video Settings, check "Special Fixes" and in there, check "Odd Even Bit hack." Without this, the game freezes in the status screen.
#94 - chokebee (01/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, I got an old txt where I used to write all that down.
Thx for reminding about it though bro.
#88 - Y'know, I never finished it - I was too devastated when …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/04/2016 on The Game 0
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#91 - hapasan (01/04/2016) [-]
Die? Uh oh... She doesn't die when Lynx stabs her, but later, at the end of the game...
I won't spoil it. But I will say this: You can get her in your party again after Serge is reborn, but you have to go back in time to save her from the burning orphanage. You need either the Masamune (Mastermune) or Chrono Cross to do this.
#92 - chokebee (01/04/2016) [-]
The scene here.
Later on you wake up as Lynx - I played for roughly an hour after that - too much of a cliffhanger.
And especially after that hunt for the antidote .
Not going to read those spoilers though - I played Chrono Cross many years ago, and its time to finish it and learn what happened.
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#95 - hapasan (01/04/2016) [-]
Ok, don't worry, I won't spoil it. I'll say this. Just make sure to get the Mastermune and Chrono Cross. They have something to do with Kid. It will definitely make you happier.
#97 - chokebee (01/04/2016) [-]
Excellent.
Will do.
#86 - Oh, that this too, too sullied flesh would melt, Tha… 01/04/2016 on The Game +1
#12 - Rather: "When the quest you took was just a side quest." 01/04/2016 on when someone asks you to do... 0
#62 - Yeeeah, it doesn't work that way.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on lets marry -2
#81 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Yeeeah, sometimes it does.
#24 - Yeah, admin's anus is always watching us. 01/04/2016 on Notifications feature or... +3
#23 - Can't stop laughing. 01/04/2016 on Future 0
#22 - He also gained 20 years in just 8. Amazing. 01/04/2016 on Future +3
#84 - I said " **** you, Preston" the minute I met h… 01/04/2016 on friggin Preston +1
#21 - Do it. 01/04/2016 on Short Star Wars 0
#16 - Thanks pal, I ended up on Bach's klavier. 01/04/2016 on History Of Russia 0
#82 - For freedom? 01/04/2016 on Discuss +6
#18 - Naah, it's because he reads one book every day. 01/04/2016 on Awesome Bartender Skills +8
#46 - "I'll abide by this world's rules, and do what I gotta do…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/04/2016 on The Game +1
#87 - hapasan (01/04/2016) [-]
I like what she says at the end:
"C'mon Serge, me mate! You don't wanna keep the girl waiting any longer... She's been waitin' for you, and only you!
And for over ten thousand years, I might add!"

My favorite quote is from Sprigg (Of all characters) when you first meet her:
Hmmm...
I figured you for another wanderin' spirit...
'ow many yearz has it been since a physical bein' wandered into this world...?
Very strange indeed...

Rightly so, the world is controlled by chance and chaos. Anythin' can 'appen as quick as a wink. Nobody knowz. Somethin' you 'ave today may be gone tomorrow.
Just like this berry I'm 'oldin'.

Important stuff, irreplaceable stuff: all theze may come to 'arm with superlative eaze.

And wot'z frightenin' is...
There be absolutely no meanin' to wot 'appens in ourdaily livez...

Meanin' is non-existent. No matter wot'z born, lost or changed...
It'z beyond calculation.
There be no one or nothin' watchin' over you...

Such is life.
#90 - chokebee (01/04/2016) [-]
Ah, fuck it, you made me do it.
Time to cry.
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#93 - hapasan (01/04/2016) [-]
Nice. Just remember, if you plan to use EPSXE, get 1.7 or higher (Won't run in 1.6) and make sure in the Video Settings, check "Special Fixes" and in there, check "Odd Even Bit hack." Without this, the game freezes in the status screen.
#94 - chokebee (01/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, I got an old txt where I used to write all that down.
Thx for reminding about it though bro.
#88 - chokebee (01/04/2016) [-]
Y'know, I never finished it - I was too devastated when she died and you turned into Lynx .
Got to second cd, but it was never the same after that.
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#91 - hapasan (01/04/2016) [-]
Die? Uh oh... She doesn't die when Lynx stabs her, but later, at the end of the game...
I won't spoil it. But I will say this: You can get her in your party again after Serge is reborn, but you have to go back in time to save her from the burning orphanage. You need either the Masamune (Mastermune) or Chrono Cross to do this.
#92 - chokebee (01/04/2016) [-]
The scene here.
Later on you wake up as Lynx - I played for roughly an hour after that - too much of a cliffhanger.
And especially after that hunt for the antidote .
Not going to read those spoilers though - I played Chrono Cross many years ago, and its time to finish it and learn what happened.
User avatar
#95 - hapasan (01/04/2016) [-]
Ok, don't worry, I won't spoil it. I'll say this. Just make sure to get the Mastermune and Chrono Cross. They have something to do with Kid. It will definitely make you happier.
#97 - chokebee (01/04/2016) [-]
Excellent.
Will do.
#42 - ~Psycho, Borderlands  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2016 on The Game +4
#85 - maximuso (01/04/2016) [-]
Also, Hamlet, 'Hamlet'
#86 - chokebee (01/04/2016) [-]
Oh, that this too, too sullied flesh would melt,
Thaw, and resolve itself into a dew,
Or that the Everlasting had not fixed
His canon 'gainst self-slaughter! O God, God!
How weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable
Seem to me all the uses of this world!
Fie on ’t, ah fie! 'Tis an unweeded garden
That grows to seed. Things rank and gross in nature
Possess it merely. That it should come to this.
But two months dead—nay, not so much, not two.
So excellent a king, that was to this
Hyperion to a satyr. So loving to my mother
That he might not beteem the winds of heaven
Visit her face too roughly.—Heaven and earth,
Must I remember? Why, she would hang on him
As if increase of appetite had grown
By what it fed on, and yet, within a month—
Let me not think on ’t. Frailty, thy name is woman!—
A little month, or ere those shoes were old
With which she followed my poor father’s body,
Like Niobe, all tears. Why she, even she—
O God, a beast that wants discourse of reason
Would have mourned longer!—married with my uncle,
My father’s brother, but no more like my father
Than I to Hercules. Within a month,
Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears
Had left the flushing in her gallèd eyes,
She married. O most wicked speed, to post
With such dexterity to incestuous sheets!
It is not nor it cannot come to good,
But break, my heart, for I must hold my tongue.


Yup, right there at the beginning.
#10 - devastating 01/04/2016 on manlets +2
#57 - Remember - Big Ofori Techieman etc. 01/04/2016 on my face when 2016 0
#15 - Y'know, you do sound like some kind of a big city. Have a thumb.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on Your sworn duty as a best bud +1
#16 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
Thanks bruh
#13 - Oh yeah, the critic of FJ. All-known, and well recognized - hi…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Your sworn duty as a best bud +1
#14 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
valverde
#15 - chokebee (01/04/2016) [-]
Y'know, you do sound like some kind of a big city.
Have a thumb.
#16 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
Thanks bruh
#12 - You must be from america then. I always wondered why you guys …  [+] (10 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Your sworn duty as a best bud +3
#19 - andywazowski (01/04/2016) [-]
Wait, americans don't take their shoes off indoors?
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#33 - reican (01/04/2016) [-]
and how drunk you are
#20 - ashendashin (01/04/2016) [-]
Really depends on the person and what kinda flooring they have
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#21 - andywazowski (01/04/2016) [-]
That's so strange to me ..
#22 - ashendashin (01/04/2016) [-]
It's not that weird. If it isn't carpet there isn't much reason to take off your shoes unless you got them muddy or just want to keep your floors as clean as possible
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#23 - andywazowski (01/04/2016) [-]
Guess it's a cultural difference, not taking off your shoes seems like a giant dick move to me, people have to clean those, whether it be wood flooring, tiles or carpet.
#24 - ashendashin (01/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, like I said it also depends on the person. If you see that whoever you're visiting leaves their shoes off then you do the same. But overall it's common not to care unless it's carpet
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#37 - andywazowski (01/04/2016) [-]
I dunno, I have never met a person that wears shoes inside their house, unless it's like a party or something.
#17 - wrestlingcomments (01/04/2016) [-]
Some of us are perpetually naked when in our own homes. If my front door is unlocked, my wang deserves his fresh air.
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#27 - brandonsharklow (01/04/2016) [-]
damn straight.
#7 - C'mon dude, he's caucasian - not really that much disgusting.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on Smoking Weed From A Dolphin +37
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#8 - ludislavonac (01/04/2016) [-]
heh, thumb for you
#89 - Yeah, I get she's sexy and all - but that's totally not how th… 01/04/2016 on This site needs more Hellhound 0
#27 - I'm inclined to believe it's fake because it was posted on facetwerp. 01/04/2016 on shit an idiot shares on... 0
#20 - Yeah, even when they don't smoke in their houses - PC knows. I… 01/04/2016 on Anon smokes in his room +4

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#10 - rubusguy (12/19/2015) [-]
u like ???
#11 to #10 - chokebee (12/20/2015) [-]
I'm more into humans, but those look better than what you might see on here nowadays.
so, uh, a sauce, bro?
User avatar #4 - luluwho (11/09/2015) [-]
I deleted, what was the last one ? The girls ? I think the way they act now is WTF.
User avatar #3 - luluwho (11/09/2015) [-]
Srsly, the other made Top 80 and Top 40
#5 to #3 - chokebee (11/09/2015) [-]
there were only 2 wtf themed pics in there mate.
User avatar #6 to #5 - luluwho (11/09/2015) [-]
I see... well I'll redo, thanx for reply
#7 to #6 - chokebee (11/09/2015) [-]
No problem mate. I hope to see some fun comp soon.
User avatar #9 to #7 - luluwho (11/09/2015) [-]
I'll do my best
User avatar #1 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
hang yourself bitch *****
User avatar #8 to #1 - luluwho (11/09/2015) [-]
All this telling people to kill themselves that goes on around here is really piss EVIL
#2 to #1 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
A real insecure moron you are, eh?
Go back to your ponies, or little kids, or whatever.
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