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chodestroker

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Date Signed Up:2/28/2011
Last Login:12/22/2014
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Content Thumbs: 8816 total,  9934 ,  1118
Comment Thumbs: 652 total,  820 ,  168
Content Level Progress: 15% (15/100)
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Subscribers:7
Content Views:45940
Times Content Favorited:1027 times
Total Comments Made:262
FJ Points:9576
Favorite Tags: to (3) | rescue (2) | Scumbag (2) | steve (2) | the (2)

Funny Pictures

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    Scumbag Geese Scumbag Geese
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    Karate Kyle Karate Kyle
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    The Most Persistent Flirter on Facebook The Most Persistent Flirter on...
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    Redneck Randal Redneck Randal
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    Grammar Compilation Grammar Compilation
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    Borrow My Pen Borrow My Pen
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    You Bitch You Bitch
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    GTFO GTFO
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    She is a he. She is a he.

latest user's comments

#4 - Comment deleted 12/21/2014 on Modern Day Music 0
#70 - You're such a badass. Lol  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2014 on Single for too long 0
User avatar #71 - xxELITExx (02/23/2014) [-]
nope just a dick
#24 - It all started when I cried my way out of a vagina and saw a p… 11/27/2013 on No, I'm ...... +1
#106 - Americans are built Ford tough, we don't need the government t… 11/27/2013 on India To Mars 0
#1 - Picture 11/26/2013 on . 0
#2 - Picture 11/26/2013 on How they deliver mail in... 0
#2 - Picture 11/26/2013 on Man, Fuck Turbo +1
#4 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2013 on No, I'm ...... 0
User avatar #22 - inuares (11/27/2013) [-]
How many chodes have you stroked? I need to know. For science of course.
User avatar #24 - chodestroker (11/27/2013) [-]
It all started when I cried my way out of a vagina and saw a plump chode who belonged to Doctor Eisenhower. From that point on, my memory fails to recollect all the chodes which have entered my firm grasp. It's almost as if my brain has created a defense mechanism against my rough childhood beginning. Living with chode stroking syndrome is not an easy thing to live with and you have to remember that I am just a human, too. My whole life I wished not to stroke a chode, but before you know it, a chode is sliding through the grasps of my finger tips. Sometimes I cry for help afterwards as the memory is blackened and hazy... The cum drips inbetween my finger nails and I cry out in angst as to how such a deadly condition could exist. It's a day-by-day struggle... I hope you can take this information and use it to better man-kind with your highly appraised intellectual capacity. Good day to you and God bless America.
#3 - No, I am spartacus guys 11/26/2013 on No, I'm ...... +1
#1 - Comment deleted 11/26/2013 on How they deliver mail in... 0
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#7 - SuperSkis (04/07/2011) [-]
hey man can I be your friend?
hey man can I be your friend?
User avatar #8 to #9 - chodestroker (04/07/2011) [-]
Yes you may <3
User avatar #3 - iMJesus (03/15/2011) [-]
Hey bro, I thumbed your post, can you thumb up mine? http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1817733/Wasted+POTential/
User avatar #4 to #3 - chodestroker (03/15/2011) [-]
Hey bro, this is the second time you've done this... Really dawg?
User avatar #5 to #4 - iMJesus (03/15/2011) [-]
?
User avatar #6 to #5 - chodestroker (03/15/2011) [-]
I mean, I love you and all, but you're starting to scare me.
User avatar #2 - sirbonzaiatak (03/06/2011) [-]
lol i liked ur pic, check out mine and thumb please! just the first two, but feel free to check outall of them
User avatar #1 - iMJesus (03/01/2011) [-]
LOL!
Nice post, I thumbed, can you thumb this for me?

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1740003/DO+WANT+POKEBALLS/
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