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chocolatepuppy

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:12/29/2012
Last Login:4/20/2015
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Content Ranking:#539
Comment Ranking:#2906
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Total Comments Made:1986
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latest user's comments

#32 - The las one... 04/03/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday part 2 +2
#15 - Pretty cool man, i like this one too  [+] (4 new replies) 04/03/2015 on Get in the fucking battlesuit +2
User avatar #31 - wutangswords (04/04/2015) [-]
An Eldar comp you say? *im beat dead tired and can't really tell, the helmets look like Eldar ones)
#47 - darkjack (04/04/2015) [-]
By the Emperor, how heretical! Not recognizing the holy Emperors Custodes is one thing, but to relate them to filthy Xenos?
User avatar #34 - triggercrazy (04/04/2015) [-]
Those are the custodes of holy terra you heretic!
User avatar #58 - solidderking (04/04/2015) [-]
they are the Spacemarines of the Spacemarines
#22 - Dude, this thing is great, i love wh40k lore, keep them coming!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2015 on Devoured by the Hive:Tyranids +1
User avatar #24 - wutangswords (04/03/2015) [-]
Will do. Making these is a way to reminisce. The greatest challenge is finding the balance between too much story and not enough ;)
#5 - Picture 04/03/2015 on less then a minute into... 0
#92 - Guys, here me out, frieza is naked, he fights goku naked.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/02/2015 on Rebibal of B :DDD +7
User avatar #105 - lyiat (04/02/2015) [-]
"Frieza's race are able to "grow" clothing on themselves referred to as Bio Suits, thus, even when it seems as though a member of Frieza's race is unclothed they are generally wearing Bio Suits, these natural clothes can be removed at will or replaced with newly grown clothing. "

dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Frieza%27s_race#Racial_Abilities
#97 - thewraithofmoocow (04/02/2015) [-]
Isn't he always naked?
#104 - mydiminutivequine (04/02/2015) [-]
Nope
#30 - Picture 04/02/2015 on ...3...2...1...0.... BOOM!!! +2
#12 - Picture 03/31/2015 on Mom , we're scared +8
#20 - do you even description??  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on Tsundere justice 0
#21 - bibtip (03/05/2015) [-]
#6 - i was listening to this, they dance to the solo 03/03/2015 on Eye of the tiger 0
#61 - Jesus christ, this guy is the whole ******* cringe combo  [+] (8 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Cringe Comp 8 of ? +16
#120 - anonymous (02/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #86 - mendelevium (02/27/2015) [-]
The worst part is he keeps his wallet in the front pocket.

Good luck having a phone, car keys, pen and pack of gum anywhere now.
User avatar #136 - IamSofaKingdom (02/28/2015) [-]
I actually keep my wallet in my front pocket =(

I only carry car keys, wallet and phone with me and I hate sitting on my wallet. It is unbelievably uncomfortable to me.
User avatar #161 - mendelevium (02/28/2015) [-]
Depending on the amount of things on your car keys that would be ok.
But I keep car keys in my gum, pen, and misc together.

But still
User avatar #164 - IamSofaKingdom (02/28/2015) [-]
Usually two or three keys. I don't like putting a bunch of stuff on it.
User avatar #110 - KoCChampion (02/27/2015) [-]
wallet in front right
phone front left
gum in back left
pen in right, paper in wallet
car keys on belt loop
User avatar #160 - mendelevium (02/28/2015) [-]
>fart
Have fun with your shitty gum
User avatar #63 - rknight (02/27/2015) [-]
The sandals with socks was the last nail in the cringe coffin
#64 - Part 2: 02/26/2015 on Perfectly looped gifs comp... 0
#24 - a puppy!! 02/25/2015 on Perfectly looped gifs comp... +2
#53 - you asked for it ib4 #46  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Ice cream Time +2
#91 - scandalouszander (02/25/2015) [-]
dawww aren't you just adorable
#51 - the artist is called incase, i think hes got a tumblr thing, b…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Ice cream Time +1
#102 - oniseiji (02/25/2015) [-]
I sorta used to live on that website... I had a interesting childhood.
Don't ask why.
User avatar #96 - frazn (02/25/2015) [-]
incase also has a hentai foundry: www.hentai-foundry.com/user/InCase/profile
#67 - kalimah (02/25/2015) [-]
Oh good someone else that knows incase
I would like his stuff more if i could get into traps
#52 - kingdaniel (02/25/2015) [-]
Mfw I read ''Futa''
#53 - chocolatepuppy (02/25/2015) [-]
you asked for it
ib4 #46
#91 - scandalouszander (02/25/2015) [-]
dawww aren't you just adorable
#46 - it is amazing but didnt draw it, i just pasted the nose.bleedi…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Ice cream Time +1
User avatar #48 - kingdaniel (02/25/2015) [-]
Source?
User avatar #51 - chocolatepuppy (02/25/2015) [-]
the artist is called incase, i think hes got a tumblr thing, but i get that one here futanariobsession.com theres a lot of shitty imgs there but theres also good stuff like that guys art
#102 - oniseiji (02/25/2015) [-]
I sorta used to live on that website... I had a interesting childhood.
Don't ask why.
User avatar #96 - frazn (02/25/2015) [-]
incase also has a hentai foundry: www.hentai-foundry.com/user/InCase/profile
#67 - kalimah (02/25/2015) [-]
Oh good someone else that knows incase
I would like his stuff more if i could get into traps
#52 - kingdaniel (02/25/2015) [-]
Mfw I read ''Futa''
#53 - chocolatepuppy (02/25/2015) [-]
you asked for it
ib4 #46
#91 - scandalouszander (02/25/2015) [-]
dawww aren't you just adorable
#86 - "Its not about my tits you guys"  [+] (6 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Cosplay nowadays +20
User avatar #169 - thepink (02/25/2015) [-]
my friend and I were recently trying to describe KLK to a friend, and the topic of ironic fanservice came up.

Ironic titties are still titties
#153 - craycrayunicorn (02/25/2015) [-]
it's all about the boobs
bout the boobs, no treble
it's all about the boobs
bout the boobs, no treble
it's all about the boobs
bout the boobs, no treble
yeah its pretty clear i'm size D,
and i can shake em shake em
like i'm suposed to do
because i got the boobs boobs that all the boys chase
all the right junk, in all the right places

melody: Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass
User avatar #96 - xtrem (02/25/2015) [-]
even the blue veins on her boobs are showing D:
#149 - stellermeerkat (02/25/2015) [-]
Those are actually crafted "Shells" I believe. So there's no accidental nip slip.
#106 - valigar (02/25/2015) [-]
That is my fetish.
User avatar #95 - valygomu (02/25/2015) [-]
Don't looooooooooooose your booobs
#83 - those tits tho  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Cosplay nowadays +1
#206 - CosplayNinja (02/26/2015) [-]
The tits indeed.
#107 - Picture 02/25/2015 on NSFW +10
#106 - no **** sherlock 02/25/2015 on NSFW +4
#38 - awww yiss, i made that img  [+] (10 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Ice cream Time -1
#43 - kingdaniel (02/25/2015) [-]
Holy shit you drew that? that's amazing!
User avatar #46 - chocolatepuppy (02/25/2015) [-]
it is amazing but didnt draw it, i just pasted the nose.bleeding girl over the others girl dick so i could post it on the comments without getting banned
User avatar #48 - kingdaniel (02/25/2015) [-]
Source?
User avatar #51 - chocolatepuppy (02/25/2015) [-]
the artist is called incase, i think hes got a tumblr thing, but i get that one here futanariobsession.com theres a lot of shitty imgs there but theres also good stuff like that guys art
#102 - oniseiji (02/25/2015) [-]
I sorta used to live on that website... I had a interesting childhood.
Don't ask why.
User avatar #96 - frazn (02/25/2015) [-]
incase also has a hentai foundry: www.hentai-foundry.com/user/InCase/profile
#67 - kalimah (02/25/2015) [-]
Oh good someone else that knows incase
I would like his stuff more if i could get into traps
#52 - kingdaniel (02/25/2015) [-]
Mfw I read ''Futa''
#53 - chocolatepuppy (02/25/2015) [-]
you asked for it
ib4 #46
#91 - scandalouszander (02/25/2015) [-]
dawww aren't you just adorable
#11 - ive seen a lot of ds post lately, the question is, shoudl i pl…  [+] (41 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Ranged Combat +11
User avatar #87 - huffe (02/25/2015) [-]
YES! it's honestly the best game i've ever played
User avatar #84 - anotherhaloguy (02/25/2015) [-]
Dark Souls is one of the best games Ive played, I would definitely recommend getting it
It's also very cheap
User avatar #57 - admiralen (02/25/2015) [-]
i thought it was pretty lame until i fully understood the map layout, then it was pretty great
artorias was most epic fight ive ever done
User avatar #29 - hydraetis (02/25/2015) [-]
It's a very fun game.

If I could get Dark Souls combat on a game like Skyrim, I'd be ecstatic.
User avatar #31 - theshinypen (02/25/2015) [-]
Look up dragons dogma. Great game and its similar to what youre asking. I think you can download a demo
User avatar #26 - theshinypen (02/25/2015) [-]
6 more weapons and i will have gotten every achievement. its a glirious game.

Tips.
Be patient, explore.
Know your limits. Dont be afraid to run.
all weapons have their uses, a fast low damage weapon is sometimes better than a hard hitting slow weapon.
Spears and fencing swords can be used with your shield up.
Praise the sun.
#28 - frenzyhero (02/25/2015) [-]
whats a shield
User avatar #88 - huffe (02/25/2015) [-]
that ring is so fucking OP. you barely even need to heal, even against DLC bosses
#108 - dogfoodtaco (02/25/2015) [-]
What ring is it exactly. Been while since I played ds. Been playing tf2 a lot to the point I can recognize every tf2 item
User avatar #115 - huffe (02/25/2015) [-]
Dark wood grain ring AKA ninja flip ring
User avatar #114 - heartlessrobot (02/25/2015) [-]
Dark Wood Grain Ring.
#118 - dogfoodtaco (02/25/2015) [-]
5 mins to slow
User avatar #111 - ragingbrony (02/25/2015) [-]
Wood Grain ring
It turns your Fast Roll into flips and carwheels, which give ever more invincibility frames
#113 - dogfoodtaco (02/25/2015) [-]
Fuck.. that combined with havels ring is like speedhacking
User avatar #119 - heartlessrobot (02/25/2015) [-]
It only works if you're at or under 25% equipment load.
User avatar #122 - dogfoodtaco (02/25/2015) [-]
So Lindsay Lohan speedhacking? naked with no humanity
User avatar #125 - heartlessrobot (02/25/2015) [-]
Yep.
Or light armor, maybe medium.
User avatar #30 - theshinypen (02/25/2015) [-]
Im giving advice to a newbie. Get off my back
#32 - frenzyhero (02/25/2015) [-]
if you wanted me off your back, you should have brought this
#63 - eiaisqzbsesb (02/25/2015) [-]
Git gud casul.
User avatar #33 - theshinypen (02/25/2015) [-]
>Implying a member of the company of champions gets any use from armor.
User avatar #34 - frenzyhero (02/25/2015) [-]
>implying any covenant is as glorious or worthy of membership as the warriors of sunlight.
User avatar #35 - theshinypen (02/25/2015) [-]
Some simply are not worthy.
User avatar #36 - frenzyhero (02/25/2015) [-]
Such as the Company of Champions.
User avatar #37 - theshinypen (02/25/2015) [-]
Well excuse me if i enjoy my health bar being decorative
User avatar #39 - frenzyhero (02/25/2015) [-]
Remind me again, where is this health bar you speak of...
User avatar #27 - theshinypen (02/25/2015) [-]
Glorious* im a mobile user so sue me.
User avatar #21 - tsuyu (02/25/2015) [-]
It took me years and countless tries to get into it.
The first times I tried, it seemed pointless, kind of blank and just frustrating.
This time, I played mostly for my friend, and I now have over 20 hours in a few days.
The first few hours of the game are kind of blank, but once you go down deeper in the game, it just becomes so good.
User avatar #17 - cubanwhiteman (02/25/2015) [-]
Understand you'll die a lot, but it doesn't matter because you can't ever really 'lose' at dark souls. You just keep playing until you stop.
User avatar #96 - stifflimb (02/25/2015) [-]
Dying is just a part of Dark Souls, you're pretty much supposed to die
User avatar #16 - iloveburzum (02/25/2015) [-]
Pc gamer? Wait a couple months, theres a fancy edition coming out.
User avatar #73 - ptolomeus (02/25/2015) [-]
Wait what. What edition is that? please explain
User avatar #149 - iloveburzum (02/26/2015) [-]
The err... fancy hd edition with en-

Oh, what snakiter said.
User avatar #98 - snakiter (02/25/2015) [-]
Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin - Announcement Trailer

A re-edition of Dark Souls 2 : darksouls.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Souls_II:_Scholar_of_the_First_Sin

Question : I am almost done with Dark Souls Prepare to Die (can't defeat Gwyn) on my 1st run ever. Should I wait for Scholar of the First Sin or go through Dark Souls 2 directly ?
Note : I usually don't appreciate completing games more than once. Only rare exceptions.
User avatar #150 - iloveburzum (02/26/2015) [-]
Wait.

Also you can totally take gwyn.

Try parrying some of his sword swings.
#155 - snakiter (02/26/2015) [-]
**snakiter used "*roll picture*"**
**snakiter rolled image**
Yeah that's what I found on internet.
I'm around lvl 50 or 60 I guess.

This game is so fucking impressive. You miss SO MANY things on the 1st run... it's insane.
Like for exemple I didn't get the roll ring (Dark Wood Grain Ring) because I said fucking 'no' when speaking with the fucking cat (Hunters Covenants) in the forest.

MFW.
User avatar #106 - ptolomeus (02/25/2015) [-]
Oh... Though it was some sort of DS1 edition... As we were talking about getting started with Dark Souls i presumed we meant the first game.
Also you should wait for the Scholar version... I'm pissed atm myself that i don't get some of the features and basically have to buy DS2 AGAIN if i want all the new features, that's some fucked business tactics they have implied there-
BUT FOR YOU it's good, you get all the good stuff so you should wait for the Scholar edition.
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (02/25/2015) [-]
Only if you like deep, immersive storytelling and truly challenging gameplay.
#22 - gangbangtime (02/25/2015) [-]
topkek at both of those. It's neither deep storytelling, nor is the combat (PVE specifically) truly challenging.
User avatar #13 - ibschmitty (02/25/2015) [-]
yes, once you understand it, its really not that bad
#12 - lolimnewxd (02/25/2015) [-]
I really enjoyed it but god did I get frustrated.
#209 - Picture 02/24/2015 on Doctors +2
#105 - Picture 02/24/2015 on Bruce Lee 0
#117 - >people who like anime, and watch it sometimes >otak… 02/24/2015 on I'm confused Weeabo...I... 0
#59 - mfw gringos complaining over dumb **** 02/24/2015 on Trigger Level: 9/11 +1

items

Total unique items point value: 0 / Total items point value: 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #25 - havockwzy (02/09/2015) [-]
i heard you liked chicks with big meaty rods
User avatar #27 to #26 - havockwzy (02/09/2015) [-]
we should ban--- talk more often then
#28 to #27 - chocolatepuppy (02/09/2015) [-]
any time you want
any time you want
User avatar #24 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
but you're not
#15 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
Hey i have a question, i play items quite alot and was wondering if you have no use for them, can i have your points? it would help me out Very much!
Hey i have a question, i play items quite alot and was wondering if you have no use for them, can i have your points? it would help me out Very much!
User avatar #16 to #15 - chocolatepuppy (01/20/2015) [-]
I have no idea of what you are talking about, but if i have any of those things you say, you can have them
User avatar #17 to #16 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
i sent a trade
User avatar #18 to #17 - chocolatepuppy (01/20/2015) [-]
how or where? what do i do?
User avatar #19 to #18 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
click on notifications
press the item trade thing i sent you
uncheck the box
enter captcha and accept
User avatar #20 to #19 - chocolatepuppy (01/20/2015) [-]
did it do it?
User avatar #21 to #20 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
yes, thank you so much! that will help me alot
User avatar #22 to #21 - chocolatepuppy (01/20/2015) [-]
np, btw, what are those points anyways?
User avatar #23 to #22 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
you can only use them in the item game.
its worthless otherwise
User avatar #13 - hotpost (01/02/2015) [-]
first
User avatar #14 to #13 - hotpost (01/02/2015) [-]
lucky 13
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