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#10 - Picture 05/22/2013 on Human Face Development In... +3
#58 - mfw 05/21/2013 on Better stay at home today +2
#9 - ....why didn't the person who took the pictures help?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Caribou feels -1
#92 - vitunhipit (05/22/2013) [-]
Because people that make a living of filming wildlife, are supposed to show people how the really nature is, it's not a cute rainbow disney place, it's very cruel and that makes sure that only the best and most healthy animal gets to reproduce.

I took those pictures from a wildlife documentary, about the caribou migration, and in the very same documentary they showed a small wolf pack with a male,and female wolf with their two pups.

But sadly the wolves choose to make the den for their pups to far from the caribous, so they didn't had any food, and in desperation and hunger the female wolf and the remaining pup ate the other puppy that have starved to death, while the male wolf looked for food without any succes, and in the end the last puppy did die from starvation as well, even though it was sad for the little caribou calf being alone, it could have saved the wolf puppies.

But no matter if we like it or not, nature is cruel and have always been
User avatar #16 - ShadeElement (05/21/2013) [-]
Because one of the main rules of being a wildlife documenter (Film, photo, etc) is you do not interfere with nature. No matter how heart breaking it might seem.

Sure, that calf's mom died. But it died feeding a bear or wolves who needed its meet to live. That bear or wolf might have cubs, who depend on their mother to make kills so they don't starve themselves.

At that age, the calf is as good as dead without its mother's milk anyways. Its actually better it lay and wait for the predators to return. At least then its death will be swift and its meat will go to good use. Otherwise it could look forward to a slow death of thirst, starvation, and exposure.

Nature might seem cruel and unfair, but its neither. Its just neutral. How you feel about it entirely depends on who you're rooting for at the time.
User avatar #41 - thecjism (05/22/2013) [-]
Follow the prime directive damnit
User avatar #17 - ShadeElement (05/21/2013) [-]
*meat. Damn I hate posting from my phone.
#49 - 2:36 ...how does he carry that phone around with that case? 05/21/2013 on Celebrities Read Mean... +5
#14 - ...was i the only one who thought the cats were ACTUALLY going… 05/16/2013 on Singing kittens +13
#7 - you win this time rebecca black....this time.... 05/08/2013 on Rebecca black +8
#5 - gotta love merrill glass, thats one of my favorite poems 05/03/2013 on Dem fuckin' feels 0
#2 - thats the best I can do bro, as you can see I am quite the gen…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2013 on Mfw +1
User avatar #3 - fightmeimtwelve (05/03/2013) [-]
u sexy gurl
#270 - alright that's fair enough, can we back up to "bashing Ch… 04/29/2013 on Whaaat? Impossibru. 0
#268 - alright that's fair enough, can we back up to "bashing Ch… 04/29/2013 on Whaaat? Impossibru. 0
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User avatar #100 - novabird ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
figured i would let you know that the really bad troll that blasted all of funnyjunk with spam and proxy red thumbs may be coming back, my friend harvesterofsouls told me he/she got a pm stating that the troll wasn't finished yet, so i'm warning everyone i know so they can be ready.
User avatar #101 to #100 - chocolateduck (11/27/2012) [-]
ok thanks for taking the time to tell me
User avatar #102 to #101 - novabird ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
will do.
User avatar #99 - chocolateduck (11/18/2012) [-]
**chocolateduck rolls 7**
User avatar #93 - mebucket (09/03/2012) [-]
*roll item* (see what happens ? )

PICK A ITEM
#95 to #93 - chocolateduck (09/03/2012) [-]
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #112 at And this was a kid's show! ** what about saddam hussain?
User avatar #96 to #95 - mebucket (09/03/2012) [-]
pick evil ore worht 12000
#97 to #96 - chocolateduck (09/03/2012) [-]
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #917639 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
ok then you trade that one with me because my computer hates me and it wont let me trade items
User avatar #84 - mebucket (09/02/2012) [-]
ella look at my items !
User avatar #85 to #84 - chocolateduck (09/02/2012) [-]
i did there awesome :D
User avatar #86 to #85 - mebucket (09/02/2012) [-]
**mebucket rolls 413** you jelly
#87 to #86 - chocolateduck (09/03/2012) [-]
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Don't look away!!! ** yes i am indeed jelly :( how did you get so many points to get them?
User avatar #88 to #87 - mebucket (09/03/2012) [-]
**mebucket rolls 768** many hours of sitting and collecting .. pick one that i have 2 or more of and i will trade
#89 to #88 - chocolateduck (09/03/2012) [-]
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Running Late ** :D yay!!!!!
User avatar #90 to #89 - mebucket (09/03/2012) [-]
**mebucket rolls 405** pick one
#91 to #90 - chocolateduck (09/03/2012) [-]
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #745470 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** may i have a me gusta face :P
User avatar #92 to #91 - mebucket (09/03/2012) [-]
**mebucket rolls 949**

pick one with morepoints if you want and megusta to your roll
#82 - N. Korean citizen (08/30/2012) [-]
hey ella
User avatar #83 to #82 - chocolateduck (08/30/2012) [-]
.......im scared.....
User avatar #81 - mebucket (08/26/2012) [-]
look at all my items
;)
User avatar #78 - mebucket (08/23/2012) [-]
my post got to top 60 :)
User avatar #79 to #78 - chocolateduck (08/23/2012) [-]
:D yaayy
#53 - mebucket (08/20/2012) [-]
**mebucket rolled a random image posted in comment #156717 at MLP Friendly Board ** im a fj oldy :D
#54 to #53 - chocolateduck (08/20/2012) [-]
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #459074 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** yarp
#55 to #54 - mebucket (08/20/2012) [-]
**mebucket rolled a random image posted in comment #167 at The Story Behind Birth ** when do you get a blue name ?
#56 to #55 - chocolateduck (08/20/2012) [-]
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #37375 at Social Board ** what?
#57 to #56 - mebucket (08/21/2012) [-]
**mebucket rolled a random image posted in comment #77492 at MLP Friendly Board ** look at my name its not whit
#58 to #57 - chocolateduck (08/21/2012) [-]
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at To easy... ** i see i see
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at To easy... ** i see i see
#59 to #58 - mebucket (08/21/2012) [-]
**mebucket rolled a random image posted in comment #243 at What is this i dont even... **

oh ..well that gave me a boner
#60 to #59 - chocolateduck (08/21/2012) [-]
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at type wisely ** ....thanks for sharing that with me nathen :L
#61 to #60 - mebucket (08/21/2012) [-]
**mebucket rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at When someone asks me if I'm a virgin ** your levling up fast :)
#62 to #61 - chocolateduck (08/21/2012) [-]
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Transformation with radiation ** oh stop it you
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Transformation with radiation ** oh stop it you
#63 to #62 - mebucket (08/21/2012) [-]
**mebucket rolled a random image posted in comment #709721 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** its true tpugh
#64 to #63 - chocolateduck (08/21/2012) [-]
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at random post ** should i know what that means?
#65 to #64 - mebucket (08/21/2012) [-]
**mebucket rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Bronies ** yes ...*tough
#67 to #65 - chocolateduck (08/21/2012) [-]
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #665108 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** so what is up home dog?
#68 to #67 - mebucket (08/21/2012) [-]
**mebucket rolled a random image posted in comment #85793 at MLP Friendly Board **   
   
no i am not in to fisting ...jus chillin
**mebucket rolled a random image posted in comment #85793 at MLP Friendly Board **

no i am not in to fisting ...jus chillin

#69 to #68 - chocolateduck (08/21/2012) [-]
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #143 at Just a friends desktop ** what level do you have to be to have a blue name?
#70 to #69 - mebucket (08/21/2012) [-]
**mebucket rolled a random image posted in comment #62 at Democracy in a nutshell **

i think you need to be an oldfag witch means you need to be an fj membr for 2 years
#71 to #70 - chocolateduck (08/21/2012) [-]
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #495824 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** okay D:
#72 to #71 - mebucket (08/21/2012) [-]
**mebucket rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Bob Motherfucking Ross ** that pic
#77 to #72 - chocolateduck (08/21/2012) [-]
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #150896 at Anime & Manga ** i have no idea what tf2 means :L im sorry it must be annoying teaching me the ways of funnyjunk :L
#75 to #72 - chocolateduck (08/21/2012) [-]
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #562500 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** we kill the batman
#76 to #75 - mebucket (08/21/2012) [-]
**mebucket rolled a random image posted in comment #162599 at MLP Friendly Board ** thats tf2 :o
#73 to #72 - chocolateduck (08/21/2012) [-]
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #6320 at Ponyville ** dolan pls
#74 to #73 - mebucket (08/21/2012) [-]
**mebucket rolled a random image posted in comment #66 at Someone Please **
#66 to #65 - chocolateduck (08/21/2012) [-]
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #244 at Not my desktop ** i see i see
#42 - chocolateduck (08/17/2012) [-]
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #548854 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #548854 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
User avatar #38 - mebucket (08/16/2012) [-]
TRADE WITH ME !
User avatar #40 to #38 - chocolateduck (08/16/2012) [-]
i sent you a request
User avatar #39 to #38 - chocolateduck (08/16/2012) [-]
I HAVE A YUMMY APPLE!!!
User avatar #41 to #39 - mebucket (08/16/2012) [-]
i got alot of them ...
#36 - chocolateduck (08/16/2012) [-]
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at irony **
#35 - chocolateduck (08/16/2012) [-]
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at The Story Behind Birth **
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at The Story Behind Birth **
#27 - chocolateduck Comment deleted by chocolateduck [-]
User avatar #1 - mebucket (04/21/2012) [-]
**mebucket rolls 179**

heyy ella ...:D
User avatar #2 to #1 - chocolateduck (04/24/2012) [-]
well howdy do nathan

User avatar #3 to #2 - mebucket (04/24/2012) [-]
**mebucket rolls 897**

welll how are you ....
User avatar #6 to #3 - chocolateduck (07/20/2012) [-]
I'm good, sorry it took me so long to reply I don't know how this works
#8 to #6 - mebucket (07/21/2012) [-]
**mebucket rolls 681**   
   
its okayy :D you know how to roll and everything ?
**mebucket rolls 681**

its okayy :D you know how to roll and everything ?
User avatar #9 to #8 - chocolateduck (07/21/2012) [-]
hhaa nope dont have a clue
User avatar #10 to #9 - mebucket (07/21/2012) [-]
* roll ''anumber bettween 1-9 *

* roll user *

* roll picture *

* roll comment *
User avatar #11 to #10 - chocolateduck (07/21/2012) [-]
**chocolateduck rolls 4,574,968**
#14 to #12 - chocolateduck (07/21/2012) [-]
**chocolateduck rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at Dog **
User avatar #15 to #14 - mebucket (07/21/2012) [-]
ahahahahahhahhahahahaha :L
User avatar #13 to #12 - mebucket (07/21/2012) [-]
do roll user or picture
User avatar #16 to #13 - chocolateduck (07/21/2012) [-]
i dunno :L
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