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#37 - anyone see her in repo: a genetic opera? pretty good movie rea…  [+] (3 new replies) 19 hours ago on Puberty. +5
#59 - ButtonFly (15 hours ago) [-]
#70 - fatspartan (13 hours ago) [-]
I just realized that Handsome Jack from Borderlands 2 and this guy from Repo the Generic Opera (can't remember the name) have their faces fastened on the same way. I wonder if that is ANOTHER of Borderlands 2's many easter eggs...
#39 - AliceZ (19 hours ago) [-]
Hell yeah Repo.
#10 - burt and ernie were not fuckin muppets  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Behind the scenes +18
#35 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
wtf is with his fingers
User avatar #33 - darthlegolas (05/21/2013) [-]
unless I was insanely misinformed, all the puppets from sesame street were indeed muppets.
User avatar #23 - swagloon (05/21/2013) [-]
1. It's Bert
2. Crossovers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=np_aQ6a-Zis
#56 - she as in tom mistress, they were leaving town, because her hu… 05/19/2013 on The Great Gatsby 0
#53 - he might have found another way and he might have not. but if …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2013 on The Great Gatsby 0
User avatar #55 - stallwallwriter (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure they established early on that she wasn't happy being married to Tom (and who would be?), and more than once she says she'd be willing to just run away with Gatsby. However, she doesn't want to have to confront Tom (again, we can see why.) The issue was that Gatsby wants her to say the never loved Tom, which she couldn't in all good conscience do.
I don't know what you mean when you say she would have been gone, they only left because of what happened. And again, there was no way Nick could have foreseen things turning out as they did.
User avatar #56 - chism (05/19/2013) [-]
she as in tom mistress, they were leaving town, because her husband found out she was cheating, that was the reason for both deaths also she never said she wanted to leave him, she said it would be great if they just ran away but she wouldn't do that, she had a daughter. the feeling i got from the movie is she was never gonna leave tom she just got caught up in Gatsby being back and Gatsby's ego wasn't gonna just let anything but what he wanted happen
#51 - if he hadn't of gotten involved and left well enough alone. ga…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2013 on The Great Gatsby 0
User avatar #52 - stallwallwriter (05/19/2013) [-]
Gatsby would have found a way to make the connection with Daisy, it was just the fact that Nick was her cousin that meant that he introduced them. Once that chain of events was started, between Gatsby's determination and her husband's douchiness there was nothing that could stop it.
And honestly, what was he going to do, not help his unhappily married cousin cheat on her adulterous asshole husband? I'd have done the same.
User avatar #53 - chism (05/19/2013) [-]
he might have found another way and he might have not. but if he had nobody would have died because that chick would've been gone, and besides did daisy really want to leave her husband? or was Gatsby just making her, she just got caught up in a nostalgic romance that gave her the chance to get back at her husband.
User avatar #55 - stallwallwriter (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure they established early on that she wasn't happy being married to Tom (and who would be?), and more than once she says she'd be willing to just run away with Gatsby. However, she doesn't want to have to confront Tom (again, we can see why.) The issue was that Gatsby wants her to say the never loved Tom, which she couldn't in all good conscience do.
I don't know what you mean when you say she would have been gone, they only left because of what happened. And again, there was no way Nick could have foreseen things turning out as they did.
User avatar #56 - chism (05/19/2013) [-]
she as in tom mistress, they were leaving town, because her husband found out she was cheating, that was the reason for both deaths also she never said she wanted to leave him, she said it would be great if they just ran away but she wouldn't do that, she had a daughter. the feeling i got from the movie is she was never gonna leave tom she just got caught up in Gatsby being back and Gatsby's ego wasn't gonna just let anything but what he wanted happen
#48 - more like dickiest 5th wheel. everyone was fine then he gets i…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/19/2013 on The Great Gatsby 0
User avatar #50 - stallwallwriter (05/19/2013) [-]
He had nothing to do with the accident, I don't see how any of it was his fault.
User avatar #51 - chism (05/19/2013) [-]
if he hadn't of gotten involved and left well enough alone. gatsby would just live on having his giant ass parties and wouldn't have forced her to have the confrontation
User avatar #52 - stallwallwriter (05/19/2013) [-]
Gatsby would have found a way to make the connection with Daisy, it was just the fact that Nick was her cousin that meant that he introduced them. Once that chain of events was started, between Gatsby's determination and her husband's douchiness there was nothing that could stop it.
And honestly, what was he going to do, not help his unhappily married cousin cheat on her adulterous asshole husband? I'd have done the same.
User avatar #53 - chism (05/19/2013) [-]
he might have found another way and he might have not. but if he had nobody would have died because that chick would've been gone, and besides did daisy really want to leave her husband? or was Gatsby just making her, she just got caught up in a nostalgic romance that gave her the chance to get back at her husband.
User avatar #55 - stallwallwriter (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure they established early on that she wasn't happy being married to Tom (and who would be?), and more than once she says she'd be willing to just run away with Gatsby. However, she doesn't want to have to confront Tom (again, we can see why.) The issue was that Gatsby wants her to say the never loved Tom, which she couldn't in all good conscience do.
I don't know what you mean when you say she would have been gone, they only left because of what happened. And again, there was no way Nick could have foreseen things turning out as they did.
User avatar #56 - chism (05/19/2013) [-]
she as in tom mistress, they were leaving town, because her husband found out she was cheating, that was the reason for both deaths also she never said she wanted to leave him, she said it would be great if they just ran away but she wouldn't do that, she had a daughter. the feeling i got from the movie is she was never gonna leave tom she just got caught up in Gatsby being back and Gatsby's ego wasn't gonna just let anything but what he wanted happen
#605 - shifty man? that's not a name that's a fucking description 05/18/2013 on Mine is The Faceless... 0
#32 - hmm well i'll be jiggered 05/18/2013 on Capt. America 0
#28 - umm wasnt wolverine a project of the american military as well?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Capt. America 0
User avatar #30 - jinjo (05/18/2013) [-]
Canadian government.

Department H/Weapon X experimented on mutants, Wolverine's healing factor made him capable of surviving the procedure of having adamantium bonded to his skeleton, making him even more indestructable/dangerous. I think they also tried brainwshing him an that's why he lost his memory, and why when he escaped his animal instincts took over and he killed just about every single person present in the facility.
User avatar #32 - chism (05/18/2013) [-]
hmm well i'll be jiggered
#5 - it makes sense, u get to eat all this delicious food he craves… 05/18/2013 on Scumbag Dog 0
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