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#19 - sorry buddy  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2014 on thank you science 0
#31 - asumfuck (09/15/2014) [-]
"because while im overweight im also a weightlifter and can crush most pussies like yourself. i dont i guess girls really love the feeling of fucking something with that much power in them. sorry bout your luck that you have to rely so heavily on your looks to get laid buddy" - chism
#24 - Antianoid (09/15/2014) [-]
hey lard ass did you even read the article?

>Scientists say it's more complicated then that. More belly fat, they say, means the man in question is housing more of the female sex hormone estradiol, which helps to inhibit orgasm.

basically you are less of a man than somebody who is actually healthy therefore you cant cum as fast as he can. enjoy your 5 minutes bub
#20 - iliekbats (09/15/2014) [-]
you know what, scratch everything I said, people should fuck whoever they want to fuck and if they wanna have sex with you because you're a fun guy to be with that's a valid reason. You are right and I'm sorry, It's just that I've known a lot of manipulative fat guys who made me biased and prejudiced towards others.
#17 - haha man a fat guy must have stole your girl or something for…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/15/2014 on thank you science -1
#18 - iliekbats (09/15/2014) [-]
yeah, tell yourself that if it makes you feel better about yourself.
User avatar #19 - chism (09/15/2014) [-]
sorry buddy
#31 - asumfuck (09/15/2014) [-]
"because while im overweight im also a weightlifter and can crush most pussies like yourself. i dont i guess girls really love the feeling of fucking something with that much power in them. sorry bout your luck that you have to rely so heavily on your looks to get laid buddy" - chism
#24 - Antianoid (09/15/2014) [-]
hey lard ass did you even read the article?

>Scientists say it's more complicated then that. More belly fat, they say, means the man in question is housing more of the female sex hormone estradiol, which helps to inhibit orgasm.

basically you are less of a man than somebody who is actually healthy therefore you cant cum as fast as he can. enjoy your 5 minutes bub
#20 - iliekbats (09/15/2014) [-]
you know what, scratch everything I said, people should fuck whoever they want to fuck and if they wanna have sex with you because you're a fun guy to be with that's a valid reason. You are right and I'm sorry, It's just that I've known a lot of manipulative fat guys who made me biased and prejudiced towards others.
#15 - because while im overweight im also a weightlifter and can cru…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/15/2014 on thank you science -2
#16 - iliekbats (09/15/2014) [-]
ooh, look at mister tough guy, resorting to "muh strength" and threats. Excuse me if I find it hard to imagine that a meathead like you would actually date anything else than ratchet scum.
User avatar #17 - chism (09/15/2014) [-]
haha man a fat guy must have stole your girl or something for you to have so much hate. hey man you dont have to be so angry, it's not our fault, it's like comparing a sedan to a suv, it's just a much more comfortable ride.
#18 - iliekbats (09/15/2014) [-]
yeah, tell yourself that if it makes you feel better about yourself.
User avatar #19 - chism (09/15/2014) [-]
sorry buddy
#31 - asumfuck (09/15/2014) [-]
"because while im overweight im also a weightlifter and can crush most pussies like yourself. i dont i guess girls really love the feeling of fucking something with that much power in them. sorry bout your luck that you have to rely so heavily on your looks to get laid buddy" - chism
#24 - Antianoid (09/15/2014) [-]
hey lard ass did you even read the article?

>Scientists say it's more complicated then that. More belly fat, they say, means the man in question is housing more of the female sex hormone estradiol, which helps to inhibit orgasm.

basically you are less of a man than somebody who is actually healthy therefore you cant cum as fast as he can. enjoy your 5 minutes bub
#20 - iliekbats (09/15/2014) [-]
you know what, scratch everything I said, people should fuck whoever they want to fuck and if they wanna have sex with you because you're a fun guy to be with that's a valid reason. You are right and I'm sorry, It's just that I've known a lot of manipulative fat guys who made me biased and prejudiced towards others.
#13 - 1. it is true, i posted the link in the description and 2. wha…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/15/2014 on thank you science -3
#29 - nothinisnibblin (09/15/2014) [-]
Found the virgin
#14 - iliekbats (09/15/2014) [-]
listen you fat fuck, i've had my share of fat fucks going "muh personality" when all they did was whine that women didn't want them instead of actually doing something about their health. if you get laid by women with low self-esteem, good for you, but i don't see why a woman who takes care of herself and, you said it, is out of your league, should and owuld go with a fat slob instead of a guy with good looks, good health AND a personality.
User avatar #15 - chism (09/15/2014) [-]
because while im overweight im also a weightlifter and can crush most pussies like yourself. i dont i guess girls really love the feeling of fucking something with that much power in them. sorry bout your luck that you have to rely so heavily on your looks to get laid buddy
#16 - iliekbats (09/15/2014) [-]
ooh, look at mister tough guy, resorting to "muh strength" and threats. Excuse me if I find it hard to imagine that a meathead like you would actually date anything else than ratchet scum.
User avatar #17 - chism (09/15/2014) [-]
haha man a fat guy must have stole your girl or something for you to have so much hate. hey man you dont have to be so angry, it's not our fault, it's like comparing a sedan to a suv, it's just a much more comfortable ride.
#18 - iliekbats (09/15/2014) [-]
yeah, tell yourself that if it makes you feel better about yourself.
User avatar #19 - chism (09/15/2014) [-]
sorry buddy
#31 - asumfuck (09/15/2014) [-]
"because while im overweight im also a weightlifter and can crush most pussies like yourself. i dont i guess girls really love the feeling of fucking something with that much power in them. sorry bout your luck that you have to rely so heavily on your looks to get laid buddy" - chism
#24 - Antianoid (09/15/2014) [-]
hey lard ass did you even read the article?

>Scientists say it's more complicated then that. More belly fat, they say, means the man in question is housing more of the female sex hormone estradiol, which helps to inhibit orgasm.

basically you are less of a man than somebody who is actually healthy therefore you cant cum as fast as he can. enjoy your 5 minutes bub
#20 - iliekbats (09/15/2014) [-]
you know what, scratch everything I said, people should fuck whoever they want to fuck and if they wanna have sex with you because you're a fun guy to be with that's a valid reason. You are right and I'm sorry, It's just that I've known a lot of manipulative fat guys who made me biased and prejudiced towards others.
#12 - love it when shows do that, this one is from community the… 09/14/2014 on futurama's consistency +9
#298 - to be fair doing it this way takes out almost half the deck so… 09/12/2014 on blackjack 0
#253 - thats a pretty fancy jerk off station 09/12/2014 on Next Level Gaming +2
#6 - they score a point just for kicking him in the face  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2014 on kicker gets kicked 0
User avatar #17 - krazzykyle (09/08/2014) [-]
That was a score update from a different game, sir.
#7 - anonymous (09/08/2014) [-]
no they didn't
#35 - or maybe dont have an iphone 09/03/2014 on Emma On Fappening 0
#52 - well at least if does there is a time stamp on this to falsify… 09/01/2014 on Possible quinn faggotry... 0

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