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#23 - Thats the origin, but some of the femiturd birds do use it as … [+] (2 new replies)	01/17/2015 on It's the truth	0
#43 - victorydanceofc (01/17/2015) [-] I only learned the word from femiturds. I didnt know it wasnt originally an acronym. #44 - chiselbit (01/17/2015) [-] Every acronym has gotta start somewhere. At least the neat, catchy ones that spell out a relevant term or phrase.
#33 - I've watched a couple. Mostly I just tune in for the awful gam… [+] (3 new replies)	01/17/2015 on What Feminist Frequency can...	+1
#35 - Keavy (01/17/2015) [-] Sometimes the game is so broken it's just hilarious. I think someone did a run of Ninjabread Man and you can skip an entire level just by pressing the start button twice instead of once when you're meant to move on. #36 - chiselbit (01/17/2015) [-] You seen the Bubsy 3D ones. You can skip alot of the levels by just jumping at walls until you ascend high enough to enter the out of bounds zone. Then you just walk to where the exit is at and jump back down. pic related It's my reaction to the fact that that somebody thought it would a good idea to make any of the games on the awful games list. But man am I glad they did get made for they are a font of lulz. #37 - Keavy (01/17/2015) [-] My friend always gets me a gag gift along with a real gift for my birthday. So far he's gotten me 'BMX XXX', 'Mary Kate & Ashley: Licensed to Drive', 'Bad Boys II: Miami Takedown', and most recently, the aforementioned Bubsy 3D. One of these days I'll actually get round to playing them. But speaking of birthday presents I'm off to finish his last non-gag gift for me; he put the fan-translated 'Ace Attorney Investigations 2' on a flashcart for me and I'm on the last case. Was nice talking to you, see you around and game on! Inb4 someone spoils the last case for me I already spoiled the last case for myself by checking the character pages on TVTropes It turns out it was the murderer who did it
#29 - Dat Lower Meridia theme though. [+] (5 new replies)	01/17/2015 on What Feminist Frequency can...	+1
#32 - Keavy (01/17/2015) [-] Have you caught any of the AGDQ runs of it? Holy balls those guys make me feel rubbish at... well, all games. #33 - chiselbit (01/17/2015) [-] I've watched a couple. Mostly I just tune in for the awful games done quickly. Those guys push the boundaries. They zoom through games so broken that most people wouldn't be able to play them, let alone speed run them. MFW watching any AGDQ speed tricks #35 - Keavy (01/17/2015) [-] Sometimes the game is so broken it's just hilarious. I think someone did a run of Ninjabread Man and you can skip an entire level just by pressing the start button twice instead of once when you're meant to move on. #36 - chiselbit (01/17/2015) [-] You seen the Bubsy 3D ones. You can skip alot of the levels by just jumping at walls until you ascend high enough to enter the out of bounds zone. Then you just walk to where the exit is at and jump back down. pic related It's my reaction to the fact that that somebody thought it would a good idea to make any of the games on the awful games list. But man am I glad they did get made for they are a font of lulz. #37 - Keavy (01/17/2015) [-] My friend always gets me a gag gift along with a real gift for my birthday. So far he's gotten me 'BMX XXX', 'Mary Kate & Ashley: Licensed to Drive', 'Bad Boys II: Miami Takedown', and most recently, the aforementioned Bubsy 3D. One of these days I'll actually get round to playing them. But speaking of birthday presents I'm off to finish his last non-gag gift for me; he put the fan-translated 'Ace Attorney Investigations 2' on a flashcart for me and I'm on the last case. Was nice talking to you, see you around and game on! Inb4 someone spoils the last case for me I already spoiled the last case for myself by checking the character pages on TVTropes It turns out it was the murderer who did it
#26 - Mine's Super Metroid [+] (7 new replies)	01/17/2015 on What Feminist Frequency can...	0
#28 - Keavy (01/17/2015) [-] Ah, good choice. That game made me feel really dumb when it took me half an hour to find the exact spot on the floor to shoot/bomb to discover the path to Kraid's lair, but then it made me feel really smart when I figured out I could use a power bomb to break that glass tube in Maridia. Also goddamn that soundtrack was awesome. #29 - chiselbit (01/17/2015) [-] Dat Lower Meridia theme though. #32 - Keavy (01/17/2015) [-] Have you caught any of the AGDQ runs of it? Holy balls those guys make me feel rubbish at... well, all games. #33 - chiselbit (01/17/2015) [-] I've watched a couple. Mostly I just tune in for the awful games done quickly. Those guys push the boundaries. They zoom through games so broken that most people wouldn't be able to play them, let alone speed run them. MFW watching any AGDQ speed tricks #35 - Keavy (01/17/2015) [-] Sometimes the game is so broken it's just hilarious. I think someone did a run of Ninjabread Man and you can skip an entire level just by pressing the start button twice instead of once when you're meant to move on. #36 - chiselbit (01/17/2015) [-] You seen the Bubsy 3D ones. You can skip alot of the levels by just jumping at walls until you ascend high enough to enter the out of bounds zone. Then you just walk to where the exit is at and jump back down. pic related It's my reaction to the fact that that somebody thought it would a good idea to make any of the games on the awful games list. But man am I glad they did get made for they are a font of lulz. #37 - Keavy (01/17/2015) [-] My friend always gets me a gag gift along with a real gift for my birthday. So far he's gotten me 'BMX XXX', 'Mary Kate & Ashley: Licensed to Drive', 'Bad Boys II: Miami Takedown', and most recently, the aforementioned Bubsy 3D. One of these days I'll actually get round to playing them. But speaking of birthday presents I'm off to finish his last non-gag gift for me; he put the fan-translated 'Ace Attorney Investigations 2' on a flashcart for me and I'm on the last case. Was nice talking to you, see you around and game on! Inb4 someone spoils the last case for me I already spoiled the last case for myself by checking the character pages on TVTropes It turns out it was the murderer who did it
#52 - Comment deleted	01/16/2015 on Touch me HERE!	+16
#59 - How can your name be so blue when you have so little knowledge… [+] (1 new reply)	01/14/2015 on Rant by TB (Read bottom to...	0
#129 - Keavy (01/14/2015) [-] Trolls are people too. You can't honestly say that it's unlikely for trolls to target people they personally dislike rather than just picking targets at random. What's your favourite Steam game?
#2 - Picture	01/13/2015 on Damn it, David	+5
#36 - MFW I've already seen all of these except one and wouldn't hav…	01/13/2015 on Cringe Comp 8 : MP4s	+1
#46 - Who said it was a problem? [+] (1 new reply)	01/11/2015 on Titanium Quartz	+1
#90 - dharkmoswen (01/12/2015) [-] Touche!
#43 - His stuff is like 50% Ms. Fortune, 30% Squiggly and 20% other… [+] (3 new replies)	01/11/2015 on Titanium Quartz	+1
#45 - dharkmoswen (01/11/2015) [-] I can't say as I see a problem with that, to be honest... #46 - chiselbit (01/11/2015) [-] Who said it was a problem? #90 - dharkmoswen (01/12/2015) [-] Touche!
#31 - Poppycock is a british exclamation. Kinda like ******** … [+] (1 new reply)	01/11/2015 on Dating A Team Magma Grunt 5	+28
#46 - saltyfries (01/11/2015) [-] Poppycock and Boulderdash I say!
#6 - That sounds about right to me.	01/10/2015 on Dr. Seuss Political...	+6
#4 - Rascist as a product of the time. Once the war was over and th… [+] (8 new replies)	01/10/2015 on Dr. Seuss Political...	+67
#5 - crazyolitis (01/10/2015) [-] I think that Seus just really hated the nazis, and saw that Russia was doing most of the work. Him praising Russia does not mean praising communism, right? #9 - hongkonglongdong (01/10/2015) [-] That's honestly how a lot of people felt. The Nazis were a lot worse than the communists, if only because the communists were less expansionist (obviously still expansionist, as were capitalists like the US, but not on the scale of all-out war). #13 - taham (01/11/2015) [-] And if Trostky would have become leader of the CCCP/URSS (I have no idea how it's named in english), it would have been a lot more expansionist, since he defended the idea of the Perpetual Revolution, if Im not wrong. #15 - hongkonglongdong (01/11/2015) [-] He did, yes. Stalin was much more conservative, and more worried about enemy revolutions art home than friendly revolutions abroad. We call it the USSR, by the way, although CCCP isn't unheard of (being the central committee of the communist party). #12 - anon (01/11/2015) [-] Finland disagrees. And Estonia. And Latvia. And Lithuania. And Romania. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov%E2%80%93Ribbentrop_Pact #22 - levvy (01/11/2015) [-] You mean the same pact all of the other allies signed with the Nazis before? The Molotov Ribbentrop Pact was the only Soviet-Nazi pact, all of the other allies signed pacts with the Nazis but the Soviets were the last to make any pacts with them. Get over yourself and don't just read the Capitalist propaganda. The Soviet wanted the world about the Nazis and Hitler from the start. While the Western "allies" were parting with Hitler the Soviets wanted Europe that Hitler would attack. But no one listened. Blame yourselves not the Soviets for the pact. #14 - hongkonglongdong (01/11/2015) [-] Like I said, still expansionist, just not as expansionist as, you know, taking on all of Europe. #6 - chiselbit (01/10/2015) [-] That sounds about right to me.
#31 - Season 9 is to scrubs fans as the Movie adaptation of ATLA is …	01/07/2015 on Best prank ever.	0
#10 - SJW means Social Justice Warrior and CIS stands for Comfortabl… [+] (24 new replies)	01/07/2015 on Beating A Dead Horse With...	+113
#193 - anon (01/07/2015) [-] CIS stands for that!? Time to join the skeleton war. #198 - aaronsalsa (01/07/2015) [-] #SkeleWar2015 #184 - anon (01/07/2015) [-] for stupid people cis=you are fine with who you are sjw=Someone who wants justice for human beings but a bunch of misandrist and low iq people took over the name people who want equality and justice are called equalist #171 - anon (01/07/2015) [-] as a gay furry male dating a transgender male to female non furry , im fed up with SJW's and there bullshit!!! there not fighting for equality at all there just having a pity party and lashing out at random groups that feel wronged them just by existing. #168 - travisthered (01/07/2015) [-] LGBTBBQ #165 - ragingcacti (01/07/2015) [-] Uhhh.... isnt CIS just used as the opposite of TRANS? Or did I miss when they changed the meaning? #151 - goddamnitnedra (01/07/2015) [-] TFW it's your time to shine in the comment section #144 - oborawatabinost has deleted their comment. #131 - anon (01/07/2015) [-] Ohhh..well I'm a fucking moron, I thought it was just a shortened version of cis-genger (I think that's the word)...Like as opposed to transgender. Ah well, too much Southpark for me! #132 - anon (01/07/2015) [-] Also, davyjonesbooty, I study chemistry and I thought I could confirm my...Southpark logic with what is in the image you posted! #120 - xikato (01/07/2015) [-] actually, cis just means Cisgender. its just if you have a penis and you "indentify" as male, you are cis. same with woman; vagina=female #50 - masdercheef (01/07/2015) [-] woah, wait... cis actually stands for something? I thought it was just a prefix. #41 - franklyimaperson (01/07/2015) [-] nah man, CIS is the Confederacy of Independent Systems #112 - ztron (01/07/2015) [-] Only good clanker is a scraped clanker. #42 - brobafett (01/07/2015) [-] Fuck you, rust bucket. #28 - katiamanagen (01/07/2015) [-] Leady Greens Burnt Toast BBQ? #40 - garin (01/07/2015) [-] I got Lettuce Gherkins Bacon Tomato (with) BBQ sauce. The ultimate sandwich #19 - davyjonesbooty (01/07/2015) [-] Cis actually comes from the latin "cis-" and is usually paired with "trans-". In chemistry, a cis bond is a certain bond in a carbon chain where the chain continues on the same side of the double bonded caarbons. In a trans bond, the chain goes across the double bond see image In the case of LGBT stuff, cis refers to a person who identifies as their biological sex and trans refers to a person who doesn't. So if you have 2 X chromosomes and call yourself a woman, you're cis. If you call yourself a man, you're trans. If you have an X and a Y chromosome and call yourself a man, you're cis. If you call yourself a woman, you're trans. #161 - thismustbeseen (01/07/2015) [-] naw man, CIS is the Commonwealth of Independent States. #18 - LarsGoes (01/07/2015) [-] doesnt CIS mean the opposite of TRANS? like Cisleithania and Transleithania were parts of austria-hungary! #17 - lapsushominum (01/07/2015) [-] I may have been horribly incorrect, but I was under the assumption that Cis and Trans were just referring to their definitions like they are used in the sciences, where cis means same and trans means opposite, and then applying this to gender identity. Wasn't aware it was an acronym in this setting. #32 - anon (01/07/2015) [-] Second on that: I always assumed it was from cis and trans isomers. #21 - anon (01/07/2015) [-] It's the same situation as bae, where people assume it stands for something. #11 - chancevance (01/07/2015) [-] ..... Wow. Thanks for the info.
#13 - Thanks m80	01/04/2015 on Clever Girl....	0
#10 - I'm gonna need sauce on that. [+] (2 new replies)	01/04/2015 on Clever Girl....	+2
#12 - vleasian (01/04/2015) [-] inuxboku ss #13 - chiselbit (01/04/2015) [-] Thanks m80
#42 - Would you say this accurately depicts your reaction. [+] (1 new reply)	01/04/2015 on Seems accurate	0
#43 - mrjweezy (01/04/2015) [-] multiply times 1000 I think a blood vessel may of popped when watching the video
#40 - So what are your thoughts on the vid?	01/04/2015 on Seems accurate	0
#26 - Here you go. [+] (3 new replies)	01/04/2015 on Seems accurate	+1
#41 - mrjweezy (01/04/2015) [-] I didnt think I could hate a person anymore than I have just now #42 - chiselbit (01/04/2015) [-] Would you say this accurately depicts your reaction. #43 - mrjweezy (01/04/2015) [-] multiply times 1000 I think a blood vessel may of popped when watching the video
#7 - I know of at least one instance where they did. They had an in… [+] (6 new replies)	01/03/2015 on Seems accurate	+11
#22 - mrjweezy (01/04/2015) [-] source to that interview? #40 - chiselbit (01/04/2015) [-] So what are your thoughts on the vid? #26 - chiselbit (01/04/2015) [-] Here you go. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QikNH9jF2a0 #41 - mrjweezy (01/04/2015) [-] I didnt think I could hate a person anymore than I have just now #42 - chiselbit (01/04/2015) [-] Would you say this accurately depicts your reaction. #43 - mrjweezy (01/04/2015) [-] multiply times 1000 I think a blood vessel may of popped when watching the video
#16 - Care to enlighten me on the subject of The Lady From Uncle? I'… [+] (1 new reply)	01/02/2015 on We lost a good man today...	0
#17 - surrandre (01/02/2015) [-] I'm not sure on her origin, nor am I aware of her position other that something that came up in an unrelated post, that being "Top Contributor". There are many users who are having the issue of getting their posts removed instantly by her, and flagged for spam by those that like her. She also pinned a comment on the original "Save DemoD" request that basically read "Oh look, here come all of the faggot fanboys", which had well over 600 downvotes compared to less than 100 up, while all the other comments that didn't agree either got deleted or flagged for spam. Unfortunately that's all I know, but I'm sure there's a lot more to it, I'm just too lazy to look, but i hope this answers your question.
#18 - Spitting something up can also mean that someone vomited. She … [+] (1 new reply)	12/30/2014 on CBS News During a Commerial	+2
#34 - brotein (01/10/2015) [-] Man my inbox keeps filling up witht hese random comments metioning me. Cool it bruh!
#35 - I fought a guy who had a whole team of shedinjas. The first on…	12/24/2014 on (untitled)	0
#283 - This ***** knows what good. MFW T.G. Cid joins and shre…	12/17/2014 on im a thief with 2 summoners...	0