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chiselbit

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Video Games Played: Whatever's good
Date Signed Up:5/22/2012
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:A place
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#3018
Highest Content Rank:#6132
Highest Comment Rank:#2471
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Level 5 Content: New Here → Level 6 Content: New Here
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Subscribers:1
Content Views:8590
Times Content Favorited:2 times
Total Comments Made:689
FJ Points:2780
Favorite Tags: five guys (2)
I like this site. Everyone's a faggot here and that's beautiful.

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#40 - I said wash instead of was. I'm typing like Sean Connery talks…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on Frozen in time +3
#42 - hockerz (01/28/2015) [-]
Nothing to say but thank-you.
#39 - I first lit on the concept when I noticed one looked it wash s… 01/28/2015 on Frozen in time +3
#37 - If it makes you feel any better, the donkeys are fine.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Frozen in time +1
#38 - hockerz (01/28/2015) [-]
How? They are literally encased in ice. How can they be warm enough to be alive? Please don't be a liar I'm hoping now
#40 - chiselbit (01/28/2015) [-]
I said wash instead of was. I'm typing like Sean Connery talks. Fuck I need sleep
#42 - hockerz (01/28/2015) [-]
Nothing to say but thank-you.
#39 - chiselbit (01/28/2015) [-]
I first lit on the concept when I noticed one looked it wash shaking off some of the snow. Someone else also posted a pic that looked like they had shifted positions. A few revers image searches got me to an article in foreignese. Can't tell you what it said but pics in the article show that the donkeys are fine, cold as shit and probably pissed, but fine.
#8 - unalaq's face when there is always at least a few faggots dumb… 01/25/2015 on Unalaq 0
#20 - Woah woah woah. Step it back son. Where did the america hate c…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2015 on /fit/ +14
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#27 - vgmddg (01/25/2015) [-]
I wish we could still roll comments.
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#32 - amata (01/25/2015) [-]
Well I'll be fucked
#31 - amata has deleted their comment.
#18 - You want a rat story then here's one. My math teacher back in …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/25/2015 on /fit/ +3
#19 - swagmonstah (01/25/2015) [-]
So your math teacher is most likely a mentally unstable faggot with serial killer tendencies?
Glad he's teaching you faggot Americans basic education. Sounds about right. Surprised he had a nail gun instead of a 556 AK 47 fully automatic glock.
#20 - chiselbit (01/25/2015) [-]
Woah woah woah. Step it back son. Where did the america hate come from. Seriously though. At no point did I insult you and now you're fucking salty. Step off eurofag or I'll shove more than a star spangled flag up your ass.
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#27 - vgmddg (01/25/2015) [-]
I wish we could still roll comments.
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#32 - amata (01/25/2015) [-]
Well I'll be fucked
#31 - amata has deleted their comment.
#16 - He just needs the aid of the **** who acted as our lead…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/25/2015 on /fit/ +2
#17 - swagmonstah (01/25/2015) [-]
Well idk wtf that story was, but mice are much different than rats lol.
I'm fine w/ a mouse scurrying off in a workspace, rats must be eliminated.
#18 - chiselbit (01/25/2015) [-]
You want a rat story then here's one. My math teacher back in high school told me about how he made a living as a youth in florida. He apparently worked at a place that produced orange juice. They had big silo type things that had sloped platforms where the oranges fermented until they were ready to be slid off into a truck. Of course with tons of fruit being around, there were rats. The fruits that were on the slopes were safe but anything that fell was food for the rats. That's where teach comes in. His job was to repair the slopes but he got extra for any rats he killed. So being a logical teenager he made a game of shooting the rats with his nail gun. The games was to see if he could miss the vitals and hit the limbs. He apparently hated rats and wanted them to suffer or some shit. Once the rats were dead he would take them and feed them to a gator that hung around a drainage thing nearby.
#19 - swagmonstah (01/25/2015) [-]
So your math teacher is most likely a mentally unstable faggot with serial killer tendencies?
Glad he's teaching you faggot Americans basic education. Sounds about right. Surprised he had a nail gun instead of a 556 AK 47 fully automatic glock.
#20 - chiselbit (01/25/2015) [-]
Woah woah woah. Step it back son. Where did the america hate come from. Seriously though. At no point did I insult you and now you're fucking salty. Step off eurofag or I'll shove more than a star spangled flag up your ass.
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#27 - vgmddg (01/25/2015) [-]
I wish we could still roll comments.
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#32 - amata (01/25/2015) [-]
Well I'll be fucked
#31 - amata has deleted their comment.
#9 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on this is what happens +1
#19 - leberkase Comment deleted by chiselbit
#27 - It's Orrisic all over again.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on εμπνευσμένη... +1
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#37 - brcstar (01/24/2015) [-]
I think Orrisic used a proxy to thumb himself down.
#48 - >Not using multiple mixed sets and an assortment of top tie…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2015 on Poke goes the rathalos +7
#87 - afreeti (01/22/2015) [-]
not spending so much time in the game that you hunt everything naked
weaponless
i tried finding an image by searching for monster hunter naked run, oh god boner why
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#50 - perform (01/22/2015) [-]
Hail chiselbit, our Monster Hunting god.
#2 - What an astute observation.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on Drummers +32
#3 - landartheconqueror (01/21/2015) [-]
#24 - If you want me to care about your opinion you could start by l… 01/20/2015 on Babies look like potatoes +1
#26 - So I spent a good bit of time browsing last night. Going to a …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2015 on When you bust a week old nut 0
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#27 - coshocker (01/20/2015) [-]
We are actually trying to fix the tags on some of the albums, it's hard to tag them when dome of the albums are so large.
#19 - Keeping to the theme is the least of his problems. Animebewbs …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Babies look like potatoes +1
#23 - anon (01/20/2015) [-]
That's not even true. The first time those guys popped up they just spammed pics and gifs of lewd stuff, it was once people started to hate them that they started to try to be relevant
#24 - chiselbit (01/20/2015) [-]
If you want me to care about your opinion you could start by logging in.
#17 - Animebuttseveryday already exists. He's also funnier than this…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Babies look like potatoes +3
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#18 - thesoulseeker (01/20/2015) [-]
Well there is always room for more anime stuff but he should at least keep to the theme he chose.
#20 - anon (01/20/2015) [-]
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, WE DO NOT HAVE ROOM FOR MORE RETARDED ANIME SHIT!
#19 - chiselbit (01/20/2015) [-]
Keeping to the theme is the least of his problems. Animebewbs and butts tended to make relevant commentary along with the shitposting which made them cool. This guy just posts shit without any commentary. Its why every comment I've seen him make so far is in the negatives.
#23 - anon (01/20/2015) [-]
That's not even true. The first time those guys popped up they just spammed pics and gifs of lewd stuff, it was once people started to hate them that they started to try to be relevant
#24 - chiselbit (01/20/2015) [-]
If you want me to care about your opinion you could start by logging in.
#25 - Thanks for clearing that up. Here's some kneesocks for your tr… 01/20/2015 on When you bust a week old nut 0
#23 - I've always wondered. Did you tell that mlg haxx0r 12 year old…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/20/2015 on When you bust a week old nut 0
#24 - coshocker (01/20/2015) [-]
Well yeah, I actually dropped the site name without even thinking. I dropped the site name in one of my favored PC games, and of course, it was a filled with a bunch of 12 year olds. Since that day, I never give out the site name in fear that it will happen again and actually have my mod rights revoked from me.
#26 - chiselbit (01/20/2015) [-]
So I spent a good bit of time browsing last night. Going to a site I haven't been on in a long time has reminded me of my hatred of fucks who don't tag properly. I mean if the cover of your album features someone hogtied and gagged and the contents are about the same, it might just warrant using the bondage tag.
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#27 - coshocker (01/20/2015) [-]
We are actually trying to fix the tags on some of the albums, it's hard to tag them when dome of the albums are so large.
#25 - chiselbit (01/20/2015) [-]
Thanks for clearing that up. Here's some kneesocks for your troubles. Keep up the good work cocksucker.
#20 - I'm really glad you popped up again. I made an account on that…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/20/2015 on When you bust a week old nut 0
#22 - coshocker (01/20/2015) [-]
You have a lot of catching up to do, I can tell you that much. We are glad to see new members on there and surprisingly, there is a lot more traffic on there since my posts. I haven't really done any for the sole reason that there hasn't been any drama lately.

But we are always glad to see new members, let alone returning members to the site
#23 - chiselbit (01/20/2015) [-]
I've always wondered. Did you tell that mlg haxx0r 12 year old about the site with the intention of him using it or did you just mention you were a mod and actually dropped the site name without thinking? What i imagine YFW a 1337 faggot was mucking things up on your watch.
#24 - coshocker (01/20/2015) [-]
Well yeah, I actually dropped the site name without even thinking. I dropped the site name in one of my favored PC games, and of course, it was a filled with a bunch of 12 year olds. Since that day, I never give out the site name in fear that it will happen again and actually have my mod rights revoked from me.
#26 - chiselbit (01/20/2015) [-]
So I spent a good bit of time browsing last night. Going to a site I haven't been on in a long time has reminded me of my hatred of fucks who don't tag properly. I mean if the cover of your album features someone hogtied and gagged and the contents are about the same, it might just warrant using the bondage tag.
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#27 - coshocker (01/20/2015) [-]
We are actually trying to fix the tags on some of the albums, it's hard to tag them when dome of the albums are so large.
#25 - chiselbit (01/20/2015) [-]
Thanks for clearing that up. Here's some kneesocks for your troubles. Keep up the good work cocksucker.
#11 - This is hoopa unbound. When you have hoopa in your party and v… 01/18/2015 on Tumblr on Pokemon +1
#9 - This is a hoopa. He has another form. Give me a sec 01/18/2015 on Tumblr on Pokemon +1
#3 - The theory is that they're related to Hoopa. A pokeman who mak…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2015 on Tumblr on Pokemon +3
#8 - rollfourexplain (01/18/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 1,743**

Hoopa? There's going to be a pokemon called Hoopa?!
#11 - chiselbit (01/18/2015) [-]
This is hoopa unbound. When you have hoopa in your party and visit a mart it triggers an event which gives you the prison lamp. Use the lamp on hoopa and he shifts to his unbound form.
#9 - chiselbit (01/18/2015) [-]
This is a hoopa. He has another form. Give me a sec
#58 - The bracelet thing is for mega evolutions. You use it on certa…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2015 on Dating a Team Magma Grunt... +36
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#82 - pwnagraphy (01/18/2015) [-]
*Superior waifu
#81 - ablakguy (01/18/2015) [-]
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#59 - thepizzadevourer (01/18/2015) [-]
Oh thanks! I thought it was something like that but wasn't sure.
#57 - You don't seem to understand that the informed consumer is the… 01/17/2015 on PCGamer redeeming... +17
#44 - Every acronym has gotta start somewhere. At least the neat, ca… 01/17/2015 on It's the truth 0
#36 - You seen the Bubsy 3D ones. You can skip alot of the levels by…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2015 on What Feminist Frequency can... +1
#37 - Keavy (01/17/2015) [-]
My friend always gets me a gag gift along with a real gift for my birthday. So far he's gotten me 'BMX XXX', 'Mary Kate & Ashley: Licensed to Drive', 'Bad Boys II: Miami Takedown', and most recently, the aforementioned Bubsy 3D. One of these days I'll actually get round to playing them.

But speaking of birthday presents I'm off to finish his last non-gag gift for me; he put the fan-translated 'Ace Attorney Investigations 2' on a flashcart for me and I'm on the last case. Was nice talking to you, see you around and game on!

Inb4 someone spoils the last case for me
I already spoiled the last case for myself by checking the character pages on TVTropes
It turns out it was the murderer who did it

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#10 - chiselbit (9 hours ago) [-]
stickied by chiselbit
User avatar #4 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
User avatar #1 - sinery (02/23/2014) [-]
You may want to slow down on the whole Orisic thing, it's getting awfully close to spam.
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