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chiselbit

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#7 - Yes  [+] (4 new replies) 12/04/2015 on San Bernardino +70
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#8 - catchphrase (12/04/2015) [-]
>12 clock-like devices
>turns out they're actually clocks
>shooters get 15 million dollars
#69 - minibeep (12/04/2015) [-]
nice clock ahmed
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#12 - maxismahname (12/04/2015) [-]
15 million a clock, 12 clocks

Damn, time to go make some bom... I mean clocks
#9 - chiselbit (12/04/2015) [-]
Its hard to collect shekels when you're dead.
#30 - Are you running a mention list for part 3? 12/03/2015 on Pt. 2 - My Undertale... +5
#9 - You praise their work yet fail to supply sauce? C'mon OP  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2015 on Animo 0
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#30 - olddominion (11/23/2015) [-]
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#24 - Sterski (11/23/2015) [-]
I'm afraid this is just a webm I found on FJ that I'm shamelessly reposting.
#8 - I want on that list 11/21/2015 on Love and Krieg Part 2 0
#67 - As an aside. Its something I wouldnt bother mentioning if it w… 11/21/2015 on motivation +5
#65 - Other M is terrible for a number of reasons. It tried to flesh…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2015 on motivation +22
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#66 - mintea (11/21/2015) [-]
Wow that does sound bad :|
Thanks
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#109 - cheeseboyofdoom (11/22/2015) [-]
Chisel sums it up nicely. I don't know if you will be interested , but this guy goes really in depth about why the other m sucks and why the other games, specifically the prime series is way better.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX4mhp-8sOc
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfS0254dRRw
#6 - I seem to remember that if you plot out the Metroid games chro…  [+] (17 new replies) 11/21/2015 on motivation +45
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#56 - mintea (11/21/2015) [-]
Never played a metroid game but curious - why is Other M so bad and people pretend it didn't happen?
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#144 - YllekNayr (11/22/2015) [-]
METROID OTHER M (Zero Punctuation)

Let Yahtzee tell you about awful
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#67 - chiselbit (11/21/2015) [-]
As an aside. Its something I wouldnt bother mentioning if it werent intentional. Samus gets a lot more dialogue in this game but its all terrible. Not only is it poorly written but the VA sounds like their dead. There is almost no emotion or inflection in anything she says. Which could be chalked up to a shitty VA except the woman voicing her is a professional with other roles she aced. So what happened? In an interview when asked why Samus sounded so robotic and stiff she said that the Director had told her to be that way. Which kinda shows how this was doomed to fail from the start.
#65 - chiselbit (11/21/2015) [-]
Other M is terrible for a number of reasons. It tried to flesh out the character of Samus but missed any of the traits established in the previous games. In all the games before she was basically a silent protag and it was left to you to infer how she felt about sitiuations based on her reactions, outside of small monologues. In this game she talks more but anything she says can be summed up as The Baby.
The Baby referring to an alien lifeform that she had briefly taken care of before dumping off on scientists which it was stolen from. She then had to try and get it back. Long story short you dont see it again till the end of the game at which point its become a soulsucking behemoth wiping out monsters you cant even touch. It realizes Samus was the one who took care of it in infancy and opts not to kill her. And in the games final confrontation it imbues you with all of the energy its been absorbing so you can kill the last boss which also kills it. This is probably one of the most impactful scenes in a Metroid game and they show it in cutscene from at the start of Other M. Its terrible in Other M. In the original you get to infer how she felt. In M she just has a gigantic monologue over the whole thing amounting to "It made me sad"
One of the other major sins of M was that it made her seem wimpy. In the other games she kicked ass and took names with minimal help or interaction with other people. Going so far as to ignore or go against leaders in the game if she felt their actions were immoral or stupid. In Other M she absolutely obeys a military guy called Adam that she used to have a crush on. One of the game mechanics prior had been to run around and naturally discover weapons and upgrades so you felt yourself growing stronger. Adam removes that function since he tells Samus what she can and cant wear and cant use. Even in situations where it would be incredibly important to use an ability Samus wont because her overlord Adam hasnt permitted it. 2 points where this is incredibly obvious as being stupid is the fire area and when one of the marines is getting attacked. You dont get to activate the heat resistant suit in the fire area where you are slowly dying due to heat exposure until you basically beat the area and Adam OKs it. Additionally when one of the marines is getting attacked and its obvious the only way to reach him is with the grapple, Samus is content to sit and watch him die until Adam says to use the grapple 5 sec later.
Another note about making Samus appear weak is when she fights her arch nemesis. Ridley is Samus' big bad and the most recurring boss in the series. Hes a space dragon that killed her family and shes fought ever since. You kill him in every game and she shows up in the next revived via magic, genetic engineering, cyborg enhancement, or cloning. By the time Other M happens she has fought him at least 4-6 times. Yet when he shows up this time she has a breakdown,starts crying and freezes up, and has to be saved by one of the marines. Its equivalent to the CTRL ALT DEL miscarriage scene in terms of absurdity
Speaking of the marines they're terrible. They are all shitty stereotypes with the most prominent one besides Adams only trait being that hes 'black' and basically acts as a shitty buddy cop.
The guy making the game said he wanted to make a more plot centric game which couldve been good if the plot wasnt retarded. Its too long to go into here but they were so proud of their trainwreck of a story that you can unlock a movie mode for beating the game. It basically lets you watch the game as a cinematic. Its alot of poor editing and fastforwards which the devs apparently thought was the perfect way to watch Other M. Which can be seen here www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMI1-DDklqE
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#66 - mintea (11/21/2015) [-]
Wow that does sound bad :|
Thanks
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#109 - cheeseboyofdoom (11/22/2015) [-]
Chisel sums it up nicely. I don't know if you will be interested , but this guy goes really in depth about why the other m sucks and why the other games, specifically the prime series is way better.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX4mhp-8sOc
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfS0254dRRw
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#58 - bluejolt (11/21/2015) [-]
The story is absolute shit. Samus goes from being depicted as a strong heroine in other games to a blubbering baby about some guy who has no character development. It just completely throws the strong heroine character that she is under the bus. The gameplay is pretty okay but very linear. It's fun if you skip all the story segments and pretend it's like a 3D Super Metroid only not anywhere near as good. Plus, the dude could have easily prevented his own death. It's like they just made up an excuse to kill him. It was laughable.
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#87 - ogthegreat (11/21/2015) [-]
So its basically the '06 of Metroid games.
#149 - bluejolt (11/22/2015) [-]
Nah, at least Other M is playable without game breaking glitches.
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#151 - ogthegreat (11/22/2015) [-]
I meant in that it's the most hated game in the series and subjected to fan discontinuity because fans would rather it be purged from their meory entirely.
#154 - bluejolt (11/22/2015) [-]
Then, yes. It's the Sonic 06 of Metroid.
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#152 - ogthegreat (11/22/2015) [-]
Whoops, spellcheck alert. Looks like I forgot the other m
#40 - asdasdzxczxc (11/21/2015) [-]
What? No, the Prime Trilogy takes place between Metroid (or MZM) and Metroid 2, Other M takes place between Super Metroid and Metroid Fusion.
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#9 - murrlogic (11/21/2015) [-]
Nah.

Fusion is a prequel to Other M.

Other M is a sub sequel to Super Metroid the Prime Games come afterwards
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#54 - helpexplain (11/21/2015) [-]
Mate, fusion is the very last game in the entire series chronologically. Other M is the prequel, and you can tell because in Other M Adam is alive but in Fusion he's already dead and just had a personality like his own put into the computer. Everything else comes before those games. www.metroidwiki.org/wiki/Metroid_ (series)
#19 - anon (11/21/2015) [-]
i have no idea how you were able to get something so wrong in just one comment
#21 - If it were just a question you would have left out the next 2 …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2015 on do you get it? 0
#22 - tixelux (11/19/2015) [-]
Well i felt that my complaints had a connection to my question in this/my case.
#18 - What valuable input you've given us today. 'People who like th…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/18/2015 on do you get it? 0
#26 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
found the fanboy
#20 - tixelux (11/18/2015) [-]
No need to get all pissy about it.
It was just a question, there are several channels i would like to block.
And i don't have a problem with people liking Undertale, i just find it very boring.

I just wanted to know if i could block a channel so fuck off.
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#21 - chiselbit (11/18/2015) [-]
If it were just a question you would have left out the next 2 lines of complaining.
#22 - tixelux (11/19/2015) [-]
Well i felt that my complaints had a connection to my question in this/my case.
#17 - Look under HIS left eye. In both pics its got the same weird s… 11/16/2015 on Poland gets rewarded +1
#46 - I hate to be the bringer of bad news but its not coming. Here'…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2015 on Dreemurr Reborn |... +3
#88 - kloudianorici (11/16/2015) [-]
Why. Why would he tease us with hardmode and then never release it?
Does Toby derive some sick pleasure from it?
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#70 - bvsfang (11/16/2015) [-]
oh
#14 - Why France specifically? Hard to say. Why is it happening righ… 11/14/2015 on Paris terrorist attacks... +5
#14 - Care to enlighten me on what this is? Since op decided to be a…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2015 on Traps Be Like 0
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#19 - animebewbseveryday (11/12/2015) [-]
Mayoi Neko Overrun! - I'm.... not your little brother! I swear it was a differrent anime but i cant seem to fin the name of it. So not sure if it was just made in this anime or this is using said anime in its own anime.
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#18 - aznzeus (11/12/2015) [-]
I dont know it either ya little shit
#7 - IKR. I love undertale. But its annoying as **** that 90… 11/12/2015 on Dank Undertale Webm/MP4 Comp +2
#16 - I actually thought of that too but I think its a bit too meta.…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2015 on Fights between siblings are... +3
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#18 - jacksixosix (11/11/2015) [-]
Yeah I know what you mean, his OP-ness is the joke of the series but at some point its going to have to explain it and this makes the most sense, however we also know next to nothing about monsters too.
#26 - mention 11/07/2015 on Undertale | Goat Son:... +1
#34 - Can I get a sauce on that. I like the art but its a little small 11/06/2015 on Where is he? 0
#16 - To be 100% fair at least 2 chars mistook Toriel for an Asgore …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2015 on Night with Mr. Dad Guy +15
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#110 - europe (11/06/2015) [-]
>smaller horns
>smaller frame
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#28 - angelious (11/05/2015) [-]
papyrus isnt known for his brain power(he mistook a human for a rock) and i cant recall the other one.-
#86 - allthesenamessuck (11/05/2015) [-]
Napstablook I beleive
#92 - Better yet lets go over the part where god sent a pack of bear…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2015 on Raising a generation of... +11
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#174 - doughnutholer (11/05/2015) [-]
The picture is in reference to the prophet Elisha (or God's servant). God did not kill "kids" merely insulting Elisha.

Point 1: according to christian think tank the bible's words of "little children" is a horrible translation of the original Hebrew "neurim qetannim" which means young lads, or young men. These were not 10 year old kids who made fun of him, these were young men.

Point 2: The event took place around a city between Bethel and Jericho where anti-yaweh teachings ran rampant! These young men were actually enemies of God and his believers.

Point 3: The prophet Elisha (the 'bald head' in question here) had just performed an important miracle in Jericho, a city suffering from the lack of water, which saved hundreds of lives. This meant the holy spirit was working actively within Elisha and the young men taunting him were taunting God.

They were laughing at God who had just performed an extremely kind service to them.

Point 4: Bald head does not mean "lack of hair". It was a term that alluded to lepers who shaved their heads and became outcasts. Men typically covered their heads at this point so they would have had no way of knowing if Elisha was bald or not. They called him 'bald head' meant 'afflicted with leprosy' or 'outcast'. They were calling an important prophet of God a leper or an outcast.

Point 5: God activated the bears as a safety issue to protect his prophet. the bible said 42 OF these young men were mauled. Meaning they were 42 of a much larger crowd. So how many were there? 50? 68? 120? This was a large crowd of rowdy young men, enemies of Yaweh and his believers, taunting him. It is safe to assume it would not have been long before they attacked and killed him! This was not an issue of pride this was an issue of safety.

tl;dr they were not children, no one said 'baldy', and they were killed by God to protect the prophet
#13 - Comment deleted 10/30/2015 on (untitled) +4
#29 - Its probably time travel. Since he has a picture of the True P… 10/30/2015 on Undertale, sans' grief 2 0
#86 - I'm gonna need the sauce on that for reasons you already can surmise 10/30/2015 on Lewd Bun 0
#67 - I want mentions or some **** 10/27/2015 on Wing head gurl +2
#3 - Speaking of Newty boy. Enjoy this dank vid. 10/26/2015 on why not love me -2
#18 - Can it really be called a short when its 2/5 the size of a ful… 10/26/2015 on SU Short - Hot Dog Duffel Bag +2

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#10 - chiselbit (9 hours ago) [-]
stickied by chiselbit
User avatar #4 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
User avatar #1 - sinery (02/23/2014) [-]
You may want to slow down on the whole Orisic thing, it's getting awfully close to spam.
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