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chiselbit

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Gender: male
Age: 25
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Date Signed Up:5/22/2012
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#84 - Nice try guy. I got into this knowing the odds were stacked ag… 01/11/2016 on Huh imagine that 0
#78 - And you seem certain of the opposite, with nothing but gambler… 01/11/2016 on Huh imagine that +1
#75 - Considering I have a couple friends who are into these who hav…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Huh imagine that +2
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#76 - discobleach (01/11/2016) [-]
skeptical, sure.. but you seemed to be certain of the opposite, with no evidence to back that up
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#78 - chiselbit (01/11/2016) [-]
And you seem certain of the opposite, with nothing but gamblers wishes to back it up. I'd say we're in the same boat thus far.
#70 - Trump has no shot according to my gambling addiction. Case closed  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Huh imagine that +2
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#73 - discobleach (01/11/2016) [-]
25 different betting sites - their entire business is calculating odds - all consider Clinton about 3-4 times more likely to win that Trump. that's insignificant to you?
#75 - chiselbit (01/11/2016) [-]
Considering I have a couple friends who are into these who have been groaning about how their sure candidates have crashed and burned despite looking good on all the sites, forgive me if I'm skeptical.
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#76 - discobleach (01/11/2016) [-]
skeptical, sure.. but you seemed to be certain of the opposite, with no evidence to back that up
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#78 - chiselbit (01/11/2016) [-]
And you seem certain of the opposite, with nothing but gamblers wishes to back it up. I'd say we're in the same boat thus far.
#68 - Because the Dems have such strong opposition to throw against …  [+] (13 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Huh imagine that +4
#180 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
Man the dems don't have shit, but if you don't think trump is crazy, this country is gg no re
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#101 - Shiny (01/11/2016) [-]
"A literal communist"

He's a Nordic model social democrat that opposes open borders immigration. He gets slandered by the media as often as Trump does.
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#153 - chiselbit (01/11/2016) [-]
Sorry it took so long to respond. The response thing didn't pop for yours. Either that or I missed it mixed in with other ones.
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#150 - chiselbit (01/11/2016) [-]
But he doesn't get as much media as Trump, positive or negative. Source, Bernie himself
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrdl0pyw5xk
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#157 - Shiny (01/11/2016) [-]
Trump is so controversial that he gets more attention than any other candidate, period. Most of Clinton's attention is over her dumb scandal bullshit and the closest thing Sanders' campaign has to that is the side effect of a fuck up by the DNC. When he does get attention, it's red-baiting.
#82 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
your votes don't matter unless the electoral college comes to a tie.
#84 - chiselbit (01/11/2016) [-]
Nice try guy. I got into this knowing the odds were stacked against him. If the game is rigged we've just gotta try harder to win it. MAGA!
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#69 - discobleach (01/11/2016) [-]
the odds are definitely not in his favor: it's not even close.

www.oddschecker.com/politics/us-politics/us-presidential-election-2016/winner
#70 - chiselbit (01/11/2016) [-]
Trump has no shot according to my gambling addiction. Case closed
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#73 - discobleach (01/11/2016) [-]
25 different betting sites - their entire business is calculating odds - all consider Clinton about 3-4 times more likely to win that Trump. that's insignificant to you?
#75 - chiselbit (01/11/2016) [-]
Considering I have a couple friends who are into these who have been groaning about how their sure candidates have crashed and burned despite looking good on all the sites, forgive me if I'm skeptical.
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#76 - discobleach (01/11/2016) [-]
skeptical, sure.. but you seemed to be certain of the opposite, with no evidence to back that up
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#78 - chiselbit (01/11/2016) [-]
And you seem certain of the opposite, with nothing but gamblers wishes to back it up. I'd say we're in the same boat thus far.
#64 - Picture  [+] (15 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Huh imagine that +13
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#65 - discobleach (01/11/2016) [-]
oh, i am fairly certain trump's campaign will last until the very end. he will annihilate all other republican candidates.

then he'll lose.
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#68 - chiselbit (01/11/2016) [-]
Because the Dems have such strong opposition to throw against him? A literal communist who got run off his own stage and awoman with so many skeletons even the lib media are starting to get spooked thinking about them being brought up by Trump.
It sounds like you're expecting Trump to win a cage match with Russian bears then fall to malnourished dogs.
#180 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
Man the dems don't have shit, but if you don't think trump is crazy, this country is gg no re
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#101 - Shiny (01/11/2016) [-]
"A literal communist"

He's a Nordic model social democrat that opposes open borders immigration. He gets slandered by the media as often as Trump does.
User avatar
#153 - chiselbit (01/11/2016) [-]
Sorry it took so long to respond. The response thing didn't pop for yours. Either that or I missed it mixed in with other ones.
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#150 - chiselbit (01/11/2016) [-]
But he doesn't get as much media as Trump, positive or negative. Source, Bernie himself
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrdl0pyw5xk
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#157 - Shiny (01/11/2016) [-]
Trump is so controversial that he gets more attention than any other candidate, period. Most of Clinton's attention is over her dumb scandal bullshit and the closest thing Sanders' campaign has to that is the side effect of a fuck up by the DNC. When he does get attention, it's red-baiting.
#82 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
your votes don't matter unless the electoral college comes to a tie.
#84 - chiselbit (01/11/2016) [-]
Nice try guy. I got into this knowing the odds were stacked against him. If the game is rigged we've just gotta try harder to win it. MAGA!
User avatar
#69 - discobleach (01/11/2016) [-]
the odds are definitely not in his favor: it's not even close.

www.oddschecker.com/politics/us-politics/us-presidential-election-2016/winner
#70 - chiselbit (01/11/2016) [-]
Trump has no shot according to my gambling addiction. Case closed
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#73 - discobleach (01/11/2016) [-]
25 different betting sites - their entire business is calculating odds - all consider Clinton about 3-4 times more likely to win that Trump. that's insignificant to you?
#75 - chiselbit (01/11/2016) [-]
Considering I have a couple friends who are into these who have been groaning about how their sure candidates have crashed and burned despite looking good on all the sites, forgive me if I'm skeptical.
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#76 - discobleach (01/11/2016) [-]
skeptical, sure.. but you seemed to be certain of the opposite, with no evidence to back that up
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#78 - chiselbit (01/11/2016) [-]
And you seem certain of the opposite, with nothing but gamblers wishes to back it up. I'd say we're in the same boat thus far.
#7 - It's like an unwritten rule. If you compare ye olde political … 01/10/2016 on Trump Toons Comp 0
#42 - I already went and changed from independent to Republican so I… 01/10/2016 on Definition of irony? 0
#40 - If she's any indication of how he picks people. His cabinet is…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Definition of irony? +2
#41 - jaythreetee (01/10/2016) [-]
He said his negotiators are tough horrible people, perfect for the job. I wish I was an amerifag so I could vote for him.
#42 - chiselbit (01/10/2016) [-]
I already went and changed from independent to Republican so I can vote for him in primaries. I wasnt even going to participate in this election until he showed his beautiful oompa loompa face. I'm so fucking happy that I get to help make America great again
#38 - How could Trump hate women? One of his most effective spokespe…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Definition of irony? +2
#39 - jaythreetee (01/10/2016) [-]
The guy who wants to be his vice president is a latino. Also his spokeswoman is fucking savage.
#40 - chiselbit (01/10/2016) [-]
If she's any indication of how he picks people. His cabinet is gonna be made up of stone cold killers
#41 - jaythreetee (01/10/2016) [-]
He said his negotiators are tough horrible people, perfect for the job. I wish I was an amerifag so I could vote for him.
#42 - chiselbit (01/10/2016) [-]
I already went and changed from independent to Republican so I can vote for him in primaries. I wasnt even going to participate in this election until he showed his beautiful oompa loompa face. I'm so fucking happy that I get to help make America great again
#37 - Anyone who disagrees with me is a fascist. What, do you ex… 01/10/2016 on Definition of irony? +2
#79 - The title of this content applies to this conversation as well…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Rubbing it in +1
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#81 - skeletorexplains (01/10/2016) [-]
i don't like pussies

in a totally non gay way.
#84 - Look at her back. He ripped off her wings and fried them like … 01/08/2016 on LEWD GreenTeaNeko Comp 5/9 +2
#19 - Are you gonna supply some sauce on that?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on MonGirl Louisa story +1
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#24 - hornyllama (01/07/2016) [-]
Dog Days there are 3 seasons also you coulda try imagr searching. just sayin
#53 - They should at least keep from fugging in front of their daugh…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on LEWD GreenTeaNeko Comp 5/9 +12
#63 - thepizzadevourer (01/07/2016) [-]
They were doing it in their bedroom and in the great outdoors
lil' turd walked in on 'em both times
pretty sure she's just a slut
#76 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Your only a slut if your fucking more then one person. being sexually active, even to some what inappropriate levels, with your spouse, theres nothing wrong with that.
#17 - The kid is the daughter of the two pictured there. The blonde …  [+] (9 new replies) 01/07/2016 on LEWD GreenTeaNeko Comp 5/9 +146
#96 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
The blonde isn't really a trap but get's forced to by the dragon.
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#83 - destismad (01/08/2016) [-]
Do you understand the one with the green-haired boy and the angel? I'm asking because you understood that last one, so maybe you got this one to.
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#84 - chiselbit (01/08/2016) [-]
Look at her back. He ripped off her wings and fried them like a chicken
#41 - thepizzadevourer (01/07/2016) [-]
>saying you need to dial back on the sex
#53 - chiselbit (01/07/2016) [-]
They should at least keep from fugging in front of their daughter. Then again she is half monster girl so maybe this is developmentally appropriate, I'm not an expert
#63 - thepizzadevourer (01/07/2016) [-]
They were doing it in their bedroom and in the great outdoors
lil' turd walked in on 'em both times
pretty sure she's just a slut
#76 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Your only a slut if your fucking more then one person. being sexually active, even to some what inappropriate levels, with your spouse, theres nothing wrong with that.
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#18 - iamkagji (01/07/2016) [-]
oh... is there more?
#38 - thepizzadevourer (01/07/2016) [-]
This is all I know of . . . some of this author's stuff is posted for free but other stuff is Patreon-exclusive, so there could be more.
#2 - Nice use of ''we''. That subtle attempt to persuade me into be… 01/07/2016 on So rude +4
#2 - Mention me plox 01/07/2016 on The Punisher : Kitchen... 0
#125 - get me dat mention doood 01/07/2016 on Carrot and Pepper Ep. 8 +1
#103 - Mention me bruv  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on LEWD GreenTeaNeko Comp 3/9 0
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#104 - thelizardqueen (01/07/2016) [-]
i dont know what bruv means so i am going to have to except it
#25 - I want on that mention list 12/20/2015 on Pandemonium Wizard Village... 0
#77 - Picture 12/19/2015 on (untitled) 0
#70 - I have no hope for a veto. But this does show one thing. They …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2015 on (untitled) 0
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#74 - notanotheraccount (12/19/2015) [-]
Do you know where I can find it? I really need to know just how hard were about to be fucked.
#65 - They waited to vote on it in the dead of night. When people ar… 12/19/2015 on (untitled) 0
#64 - Unfortunately they didnt just try to push it. Thy got it throu…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2015 on (untitled) +2
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#69 - notanotheraccount (12/19/2015) [-]
Its a shame my first prayer will be for a veto.
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#70 - chiselbit (12/19/2015) [-]
I have no hope for a veto. But this does show one thing. They were probably hoping to do all these things but much more gradually and less conspicuously . The fact they showed they're hand like this means they feel threatened. We just have to keep the pressure on. The rats know the ship is sinking and are trying to grab as much as they can before they're forced to bail.
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#74 - notanotheraccount (12/19/2015) [-]
Do you know where I can find it? I really need to know just how hard were about to be fucked.

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#10 - chiselbit (9 hours ago) [-]
stickied by chiselbit
User avatar #4 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
User avatar #1 - sinery (02/23/2014) [-]
You may want to slow down on the whole Orisic thing, it's getting awfully close to spam.
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