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chiselbit

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Video Games Played: Whatever's good
Date Signed Up:5/22/2012
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#17 - He didn't ask whether she was fat or not. He asked if licensed…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2014 on His Face, Says Rage Beyond... +3
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#35 - steelcrasher (06/08/2014) [-]
the whole video is about fat people so you're wrong.
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#38 - chiselbit (06/08/2014) [-]
I'm referring to his statement alone. Not any of the other events surrounding it.
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#40 - steelcrasher (06/08/2014) [-]
But he asked her that because she was fat...
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#41 - chiselbit (06/08/2014) [-]
He asked because she said she was healthy and he wanted to know if she was based on factors beyond looks. Fat had nothing to do with the outcome of the answer.
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#42 - steelcrasher (06/08/2014) [-]
Yes it's all about fat...Goddamn it are you so fucking dense ? The question is what does he think that they are happy with their BODIES (you know as happy with being fat).
To which he basicly replied that it's fine id they are happy but is isn't their health suffering because of that...
And her answer was obvious just a big "no i'm not healthy so i'm avoiding the direct answer"
#34 - Picture 06/07/2014 on Can't stop the rock. +1
#31 - Pursuers can pull off a mean stun lock. It's pretty legit. Qua… 06/07/2014 on Fuuking glass knight +1
#27 - I recommend using a weapon that isn't awful. If you're looking…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Fuuking glass knight +1
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#28 - iizsimon (06/07/2014) [-]
i have a +3 great club, i love it the most

i also have the pursuers ultra greatsword that I wanted to upgrade, since it scales good on both str and dex, should i just follow or really restat?

mochidrake pitch in too :^)

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#31 - chiselbit (06/07/2014) [-]
Pursuers can pull off a mean stun lock. It's pretty legit. Quality is pretty trash in this game. A few quality things are worth but not many. I'd recommend losing alot of the dex and putting it in faith or int for a little more variety.
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#30 - mochidrake (06/07/2014) [-]
It really depends on how you want to play. Like I have a PvP character who uses hexes and a club, and a pve character that uses miracles and a greatsword. Frankly, if beating the game is your goal, go with whatever deals good damage but also protects you. But for pvp, you're looking for mobility, damage, and stunning.
#12 - Picture 06/07/2014 on Gladstone 0
#53 - Check out this one 06/06/2014 on Git Gud 0
#51 - Apparently it is. Lagswitch and both sides end up seeing the o… 06/06/2014 on Git Gud 0
#49 - Just lag looks a lot different.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Git Gud 0
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#50 - venomousvalentine (06/06/2014) [-]
You cant benefit from clientside lag. Thats not how it works.
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#51 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
Apparently it is. Lagswitch and both sides end up seeing the other not moving. When they quit the damage received while lagswitching catches up to both. Mutually assured destruction or at the very least a dps race
#46 - There we go  [+] (5 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Git Gud -1
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#47 - venomousvalentine (06/06/2014) [-]
Thats not a fucking lag switch, its just lag.
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#53 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
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#49 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
Just lag looks a lot different.
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#50 - venomousvalentine (06/06/2014) [-]
You cant benefit from clientside lag. Thats not how it works.
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#51 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
Apparently it is. Lagswitch and both sides end up seeing the other not moving. When they quit the damage received while lagswitching catches up to both. Mutually assured destruction or at the very least a dps race
#45 - Give me a min. I think I can link a couple of vids of people d… 06/06/2014 on Git Gud 0
#44 - It still works. Just not the same way. 06/06/2014 on Git Gud 0
#41 - Its not the exact same thing. The principle applies. They star…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Git Gud 0
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#42 - venomousvalentine (06/06/2014) [-]
That doesn't work anymore.
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#47 - venomousvalentine (06/06/2014) [-]
Thats not a fucking lag switch, its just lag.
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#53 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
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#49 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
Just lag looks a lot different.
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#50 - venomousvalentine (06/06/2014) [-]
You cant benefit from clientside lag. Thats not how it works.
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#51 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
Apparently it is. Lagswitch and both sides end up seeing the other not moving. When they quit the damage received while lagswitching catches up to both. Mutually assured destruction or at the very least a dps race
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#45 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
Give me a min. I think I can link a couple of vids of people doing it in Souls games
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#44 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
It still works. Just not the same way.
#35 - Yeah pretty much.  [+] (11 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Git Gud 0
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#40 - venomousvalentine (06/06/2014) [-]
Yeah people don't use those anymore...
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#41 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
Its not the exact same thing. The principle applies. They start losing and then super lag so they can act unhindered.
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#42 - venomousvalentine (06/06/2014) [-]
That doesn't work anymore.
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#47 - venomousvalentine (06/06/2014) [-]
Thats not a fucking lag switch, its just lag.
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#53 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
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#49 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
Just lag looks a lot different.
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#50 - venomousvalentine (06/06/2014) [-]
You cant benefit from clientside lag. Thats not how it works.
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#51 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
Apparently it is. Lagswitch and both sides end up seeing the other not moving. When they quit the damage received while lagswitching catches up to both. Mutually assured destruction or at the very least a dps race
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#45 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
Give me a min. I think I can link a couple of vids of people doing it in Souls games
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#44 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
It still works. Just not the same way.
#21 - Lag switching loser with a speed hack so he could swing super fast.  [+] (13 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Git Gud 0
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#27 - venomousvalentine (06/06/2014) [-]
Lag switch?.. you mean that thing people used in cod games in 2005?...
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#35 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
Yeah pretty much.
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#40 - venomousvalentine (06/06/2014) [-]
Yeah people don't use those anymore...
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#41 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
Its not the exact same thing. The principle applies. They start losing and then super lag so they can act unhindered.
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#42 - venomousvalentine (06/06/2014) [-]
That doesn't work anymore.
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#47 - venomousvalentine (06/06/2014) [-]
Thats not a fucking lag switch, its just lag.
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#53 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
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#49 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
Just lag looks a lot different.
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#50 - venomousvalentine (06/06/2014) [-]
You cant benefit from clientside lag. Thats not how it works.
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#51 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
Apparently it is. Lagswitch and both sides end up seeing the other not moving. When they quit the damage received while lagswitching catches up to both. Mutually assured destruction or at the very least a dps race
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#45 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
Give me a min. I think I can link a couple of vids of people doing it in Souls games
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#44 - chiselbit (06/06/2014) [-]
It still works. Just not the same way.
#36 - What they did allowed other people to do things that changed t… 06/02/2014 on Hypocritical Murrica! 0
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#8 - Where is soundofwinter when you need him? I guess he'll get here  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Such is life in paradise +8
#9 - soundofwinter (06/01/2014) [-]
Why would I dare go to the shithole that is Moscow?

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#13 - dingdongpancakes (06/01/2014) [-]
cause you need to teach those commies some damn respect.
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#2 - Kuroinu  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2014 on I scream for ice cream +9
#4 - gidmp (05/25/2014) [-]
*google it* Jesus Christ!!! What kind of sick bastard make this!!!!!
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#8 - KazumaKyu (05/26/2014) [-]
Kuroinu trips your 'gone too far' alarm? I'd ask if you were new here, but the color of your name says you've been around for at least a couple years.
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#16 - gidmp (05/26/2014) [-]
let's just say it is just recently that i took a liking on anime
#47 - That is the sensible way to look at it. But it doesn't follow …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on Fighting nashandra with... 0
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#57 - theEMAN (05/19/2014) [-]
Since when has the Souls games ever followed game logic. It does its own thing. One could also argue that Gwyn, the last boss in Dark Souls 1, was also easy as balls. You can easily parry and 3shot him, or you hit him with a couple combustion pyromancies and he falls over.
#21 - Tactics advance was so bad man. I was really dissapointed when… 05/18/2014 on old but accurate +2
#75 - Oh no two whole buttons. Too hard worst game. YFW when spoutin…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on Legendary 0
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#78 - lolollo (05/15/2014) [-]
Yes, two whole buttons that I would have had to guess at pressing in the correct fashion. If you really think the problem I'm having is that pressing the two buttons is physically straining, then you're either an idiot, or grasping at arguments. The point is this.

Guess a number between 11 and 99. Your character will die and have to restart at the very beginning each time you guess wrong.

If you still don't get the point after that, take a math class.
#69 - You alternate between the two. Tap both rapidly. Visibly reduc…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2014 on Legendary 0
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#72 - lolollo (05/15/2014) [-]
Yes, and the fact that you had to die each time just to discover that needlessly intricate combination is what I'm saying makes it needlessly difficult. If it were just "Press the heavy attack button" or "Press the shield bash button" like would make sense, then I'd agree with you. But no, you have to do the first half of the Atari code. When I had the thought that it could be pressing two or more buttons at once, or doing some alternation of two or more buttons, I thought "There are more of those combinations than there are single button combinations!" which just added to confirm my initial hypothesis that it was just going to do this "Guess at what to do while I kill you" shit for the entire game...which it did.
#75 - chiselbit (05/15/2014) [-]
Oh no two whole buttons. Too hard worst game. YFW when spouting bullshit.
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#78 - lolollo (05/15/2014) [-]
Yes, two whole buttons that I would have had to guess at pressing in the correct fashion. If you really think the problem I'm having is that pressing the two buttons is physically straining, then you're either an idiot, or grasping at arguments. The point is this.

Guess a number between 11 and 99. Your character will die and have to restart at the very beginning each time you guess wrong.

If you still don't get the point after that, take a math class.

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#10 - chiselbit (9 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #4 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
User avatar #1 - sinery (02/23/2014) [-]
You may want to slow down on the whole Orisic thing, it's getting awfully close to spam.
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