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Date Signed Up:12/01/2010
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Location:New York Long Island
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#20 - i have a question: was Mary a virgin or a virgin in that she s…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/17/2011 on God and devil -6
#55 - klondikemonster (12/17/2011) [-]
...I found out that you can get pregnant from anal sex
...that you can get pregnant from anal sex
...pregnant from anal sex

I can't tell if this is supposed to be joke or if the logic center in your brain decided to collapse in on itself in a subdued implosion.
User avatar #54 - dengekisushi (12/17/2011) [-]
Still having your hymen doesn't mean you're a virgin.
A lot of girls lose their hymen by accident, usually by a pretty rough fall or blunt force.
Hymen has pretty much nothing to do with virginity; it's just a little tissue that eventually tears and bleeds.

But anyways, back to the subject at hand, the Bible says that Mary was blessed by the Holy Spirit.
She didn't get pregnant by having sex.
#50 - jessiijellybean (12/17/2011) [-]
Or maybe she was about to have sex and the guy had a premature ejaculation near her vag? It's not impossible, after all.

<<Pic related if you get the reference. c:
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User avatar #33 - turtledude (12/17/2011) [-]
Haven't you hear? The Anus: Nature's condom?
#25 - jrook (12/17/2011) [-]
Who the fuck told you that you can get pregnant from anal sexy!? Lmao you dumbass
#28 - chimychangagirl (12/17/2011) [-]
Pregnancy cannot occur from the act of anal sex, but because the vaginal opening and the anus are very close together, there is the chance that sperm could leak into the vagina and travel to fertilize an egg.
#30 - jrook (12/17/2011) [-]
Yes well in that case masturbation can also impregnate someone. Masturbate into jar, someone takes jar, takes semen and artificially inseminates. Therefore masturbation can cause pregnancy right?



Oral sex could cause pregnancy too then right?



And btw thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
User avatar #51 - eldorito (12/17/2011) [-]
1. Sperm banks do this all the time.

2. Oral sex can't cause a pregnancy. The mouth isn't close enough to the vagina. Semen doesn't leak into the vagina from the mouth that well, but santorum will leak from the ass to the vagina pretty well if you're doing doggy style.
#60 - jrook (12/17/2011) [-]
1 that was my point

2 its not impossible to spit it out, then it gets in the vagina and BAM pregnancy just like if it were to get into the vag from anal sex.
#35 - anonymous (12/17/2011) [-]
Sperm bank
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#90 - have you ever had to try and casually pull leggings out of y… 12/17/2011 on Reasons why I am walking funny +1
#57 - WHO DROPPED A "CHOCOLATE HOT DOG" IN THE URINAL?!?! … 12/15/2011 on great minds think alike +36
#115 - <---I do it like this 12/14/2011 on Not Bad +24
#23 - Its no use spidey, they're....in a better place 12/13/2011 on Aboriginals +1
#22 - Picture 12/13/2011 on Party like a rock, party... +3
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2011 on We've All Done It -4
#13 - leahcim (12/13/2011) [-]
it would be related if he was talking about a cat and bread accident
#9 - So cute! 12/13/2011 on I dont Usually get Bored +5
#20 - nice  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2011 on Really? 0
#23 - anonymous (12/12/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #310 at Rolling Dubs ** That'd be amazing if it wasn't Faility.
#1 - this comic is in every classroom of my school 12/12/2011 on mighty affective +3
#14 - Picture 12/12/2011 on Shit Just Got Real +1
#94 - Timur is so hot 12/11/2011 on Nailed it. 0
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2011 on Nailed it. +9
User avatar #94 - chimychangagirl (12/11/2011) [-]
Timur is so hot
#14 - good for you! stripper party! 12/10/2011 on Bullies Justice +5
#14 - Comment deleted 12/10/2011 on Speak the truth +1
#16 - Picture 12/09/2011 on Leave a comment posting... +2
#6 - I went out with my psychiatrist because the voices told me to. 12/09/2011 on Funny pictures :3 +1
#8 - well I like it, Beagles are adorable! 12/09/2011 on First taste of freedom 0
#1 - Daaaaaw!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2011 on First taste of freedom +1
User avatar #2 - walshybot (12/09/2011) [-]
I know right :') noone likes it though :/
User avatar #8 - chimychangagirl (12/09/2011) [-]
well I like it, Beagles are adorable!
#1 - Well what do you know, hes right! 12/09/2011 on 30 Rock 0
#197 - To Krinkles  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2011 on behing the profile part 2 +4
#219 - yipkendu (12/08/2011) [-]
I'm a guy and I'd hit it too.
#281 - Yes 12/07/2011 on Fuck the police! +3
#177 - oh so cool like an arctic puffin, puffin, wacky tobacky  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2011 on Fuck the police! +5
User avatar #247 - iforgotwatitis (12/07/2011) [-]
hatin other rappers like im helga petaki
#226 - metaphorfivesix (12/07/2011) [-]
BITCHES AND HOES, BO'S HOES. OHHHHH BITCHES AND HOES.
#234 - metaphorfivesix (12/07/2011) [-]
You jelly? :D
#281 - chimychangagirl (12/07/2011) [-]
Yes
#91 - read oreos and this was the first thing that came to mind 12/04/2011 on That Huge Mistake +7
#40 - pokemon (dont make me choose) law and order Come togethe… 11/28/2011 on please comment +1

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User avatar #221 - rratt (06/11/2014) [-]
just anything more of you is nice
User avatar #220 - simplelife (02/21/2014) [-]
If you are taking requests, I request a booty shot. And more boobs. With maybe my screenname somewhere around there =D
#219 - tehmageguy (11/04/2012) [-]
BORICUA! :P
#217 - Kelech (09/08/2012) [-]
HIII hows you doin?
User avatar #209 - ThongMan (09/01/2012) [-]
Are you currently taking requests for **** ? If not, sorry for bothering you
User avatar #211 to #209 - chimychangagirl (09/01/2012) [-]
i always am!
User avatar #212 to #211 - ThongMan (09/01/2012) [-]
I'm glad you're so kind :3 Maybe a challenge then? How many sharpie's can you fit in the pooper? (They don't have to be sharpies :P) If not, I completely understand why so no worries :)
User avatar #213 to #212 - chimychangagirl (09/01/2012) [-]
uh, only one, i dont plan on stretching anything that don't need stretching
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User avatar #214 to #213 - ThongMan (09/01/2012) [-]
Then my request is one sharpie in the pooper my good lady! Please :P
#208 - Kelech (09/01/2012) [-]
want this pic of jessica nigri as rainbow dash?
User avatar #210 to #208 - chimychangagirl (09/01/2012) [-]
how did you know?
User avatar #216 to #210 - Kelech (09/02/2012) [-]
meh just a hunch
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User avatar #203 - misteranderson (08/21/2012) [-]
Where are you hiding miss changa!
You haven't been online in days!! </3
#187 - patriotprideboy (08/18/2012) [-]
You're really stunning, miss! Thanks for the showing ^_^
You're really stunning, miss! Thanks for the showing ^_^
User avatar #186 - ThongMan (08/17/2012) [-]
Sharpie in the pooper maybe? :3 XD
User avatar #178 - patriotprideboy (08/17/2012) [-]
I missed your **** picture last night... I hate to ask but may I see them? You're quite pretty and it would be a bummer if I couldn't see you in full :(
User avatar #180 to #178 - chimychangagirl (08/17/2012) [-]
sure! no problem!
User avatar #181 to #180 - patriotprideboy (08/17/2012) [-]
great! where will they be uploaded? PM, on here, or...?
User avatar #185 to #184 - patriotprideboy (08/17/2012) [-]
thanks! :3
#168 - oloman (08/17/2012) [-]
Thanks for the great posts tonight ;D
#165 - misteranderson (08/17/2012) [-]
do you take requests by any chance
*cowers*
#166 to #165 - chimychangagirl (08/17/2012) [-]
I ALWAYS TAKE REQUESTS, GET OVER HERE!
#171 to #166 - misteranderson (08/17/2012) [-]
I don't suppose you would do a picture of your legs spread with panties on and feet in the shot?
sorry if I'm weird.. c:
User avatar #172 to #171 - chimychangagirl (08/17/2012) [-]
YOU GOT THAT **** ! BUT IN THE MORNING PLEASE IM VERY TIRED
#189 to #172 - misteranderson (08/19/2012) [-]
any update on this miss? c:
any update on this miss? c:
#188 to #172 - misteranderson (08/18/2012) [-]
Whenever you want to do it is fine, I can't be picky with a beautiful girl doing me a favour :D
User avatar #190 to #188 - chimychangagirl (08/19/2012) [-]
what are THOSE? :o
User avatar #191 to #190 - misteranderson (08/19/2012) [-]
those are some of the finest bronies the world has ever seen!
indian fluttershy is so cute :p
User avatar #192 to #191 - chimychangagirl (08/19/2012) [-]
Can I have one?
User avatar #193 to #192 - misteranderson (08/19/2012) [-]
I dunno if they would let me trade them, they're pretty fussy about who owns them :p
User avatar #194 to #193 - chimychangagirl (08/19/2012) [-]
but, dat pinkie pie is SO cute!
User avatar #195 to #194 - misteranderson (08/19/2012) [-]
well, if you do my request from earlier I SUPPOSE I can lend them to you for a day.

YOU HAVE TO PROMISE TO NOT FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT THOUGH
User avatar #197 to #195 - chimychangagirl (08/20/2012) [-]
oh yeah! i have your request done! ^-^
User avatar #199 to #197 - misteranderson (08/20/2012) [-]
and when/wear can I receive this marvellous gift my lady? ^^
It's a birthday present to myself
User avatar #200 to #199 - chimychangagirl (08/20/2012) [-]
where do you want them?
User avatar #202 to #200 - misteranderson (08/20/2012) [-]
Ohh that's right, I hid my profile :3
Well I'll make my profile visible for today and could you put them there? :D
User avatar #196 to #195 - chimychangagirl (08/20/2012) [-]
but, pinkies hungry, and rainbow dash keeps humping my leg, should i get the squirt bottle?
User avatar #198 to #196 - misteranderson (08/20/2012) [-]
pinkie only eats candy, and the only way to get rainbow to stop is to scratch her behind the wing. :p
#144 - Kelech (08/16/2012) [-]
WULL hello there
WULL hello there
#148 to #146 - Kelech (08/16/2012) [-]
ya i sent ya pm in which ill give a potential request aha but decided to comment too ,
ya i sent ya pm in which ill give a potential request aha but decided to comment too ,
#151 to #148 - chimychangagirl (08/17/2012) [-]
Das nice of you!
User avatar #153 to #151 - Kelech (08/17/2012) [-]
hahah yep , DUAL COMMUNICATION anyway i love that pic hahaha
so anything new today ?
User avatar #159 to #157 - Kelech (08/17/2012) [-]
aww wwell tahts better than doing bad haha
#118 - Kelech (08/15/2012) [-]
WOOT PARTY TIME
#115 - patriotprideboy (08/14/2012) [-]
I want to have sex with you. Are you mad at me now?
#116 to #115 - chimychangagirl (08/14/2012) [-]
I am not mad, quite charmed actually
User avatar #117 to #116 - patriotprideboy (08/14/2012) [-]
oh, charmed? how come?

just curious :3
User avatar #119 to #117 - chimychangagirl (08/15/2012) [-]
It just do
#120 to #119 - patriotprideboy (08/15/2012) [-]
see you in my room, then?
#122 to #121 - patriotprideboy (08/15/2012) [-]
you are really crafty, honey.
User avatar #129 to #122 - crafty (08/15/2012) [-]
I was mentioned on that weird part of fj again lol
#169 to #129 - chimychangagirl (08/17/2012) [-]
i apologize for bothering you
User avatar #124 to #123 - patriotprideboy (08/15/2012) [-]
it's a shame we don't live nearby; i would totally ask you out!

judging from your posts i assume pinkie pie is your favorite pony? :3
#125 to #124 - chimychangagirl (08/15/2012) [-]
pinkie and fluttershy! I'm a fluttershy in public and a pinkie around people i know so, they kinda just came together
and thanks, im sure i would accept! (unless your a creepy fifty year old man with aids)
User avatar #126 to #125 - patriotprideboy (08/15/2012) [-]
hehe, nope. about to be a junior in high school this september! and pinkie pie is my absolute favorite; she's so cute and fluffy and really sweet ^-^
#128 to #127 - patriotprideboy (08/15/2012) [-]
super pretty as well ^-^
#130 to #128 - chimychangagirl (08/16/2012) [-]
I wasnt talking about pinkie, though she is pretty
#131 to #130 - patriotprideboy (08/16/2012) [-]
well, in that case, you know how to charm a guy, miss XD
well, in that case, you know how to charm a guy, miss XD
#132 to #131 - chimychangagirl (08/16/2012) [-]
thank you :3 in real life, I'm so awkward i sometimes just hide my face in my boobs
User avatar #134 to #132 - patriotprideboy (08/16/2012) [-]
charming, and funny too! you're awesome XD

but i am like that too minus the boobs part XD
User avatar #135 to #134 - chimychangagirl (08/16/2012) [-]
YOU'RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH! STRETCH THOSE NECK MUSCLES!
User avatar #137 to #135 - patriotprideboy (08/16/2012) [-]
*stretches*

no avail. maybe I can just hide my face in your boobs instead of mine?
#138 to #137 - chimychangagirl (08/16/2012) [-]
SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN!
#110 - patriotprideboy (08/09/2012) [-]
Big hug for you C:
Big hug for you C:
User avatar #111 to #110 - chimychangagirl (08/11/2012) [-]
YAY HUGGIES!
User avatar #102 - derpyrawr (07/26/2012) [-]
i hope we can be friends /) n__n
User avatar #112 to #102 - chimychangagirl (08/11/2012) [-]
FRIENDS 5EVER!
User avatar #101 - krazyjunk (07/25/2012) [-]
Does it scare you to know that I want to **** you to another dimension?
User avatar #103 to #101 - chimychangagirl (08/03/2012) [-]
not really, I'm more flattered than scared!
#92 - sonoflesbians (07/01/2012) [-]
what's the name of the fan-fic about Big Mac and the CMC?
User avatar #93 to #100 - chimychangagirl (07/11/2012) [-]
dont read it, i care about your mental state, i really do
#94 to #101 - sonoflesbians (07/12/2012) [-]
already read it, wasn't as bad as cupcakes. ._.
Cupcakes was the one that didnt let me sleep till sunlight of the next morning
#95 to #102 - chimychangagirl (07/15/2012) [-]
But, but,, but- BIG MAC I TRUSTED YOU
#96 to #95 - sonoflesbians (07/17/2012) [-]
that sounds like something a CMC shoulda said to give Big Mac a guilt trip and realize what he was doing. D:
User avatar #97 to #96 - chimychangagirl (07/17/2012) [-]
he knew what he was doing. and it gave him an erection
#98 to #97 - sonoflesbians (07/18/2012) [-]
And the story gave cloppers erections as well. D:
User avatar #99 to #98 - chimychangagirl (07/18/2012) [-]
nooooo!
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