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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: ImSpartacusN7
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Xbox One, PC
Video Games Played: Modded Skyrim, DayZ, Mass Effect, Halo, GTA, Everything Valve
X-box Gamertag: ImSpartacusN7
Interests: Vidya Games, Movies, Hanging Out
Date Signed Up:2/27/2012
Last Login:12/27/2014
Location:Merca
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Yeah. I'm a real boy, not that fake "wood" bullshit you see on them reality shows.

Green is my favorite color, that's why I'm not creative.

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#17 - Got a 5-speed stick last november, and I can say I don't want … 03/30/2014 on The legends are true.... +14
#156 - I can't win any of these because I'm just average. 03/28/2014 on Ugliest people of FJ 0
#115 - Good to see some Mass Effect stuff on FJ. I like Mass Ef…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2014 on Mass Effect Races: Geth... +10
User avatar #205 - deviousdanish (03/28/2014) [-]
Go for the optics, Chiktikka!
User avatar #163 - monsieurhonkhonk (03/28/2014) [-]
How fast are you?
#213 - cdlogan (03/28/2014) [-]
#109 - Ah, I see. Thanks man! If you asked me a year ago that I would… 03/26/2014 on Sculpture Comp - By popular... 0
#95 - I didn't say you skip leg day. I just think that's a bad pictu…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2014 on Sculpture Comp - By popular... 0
User avatar #103 - MrJakkadakka (03/26/2014) [-]
Shit, sorry. I replied to the wrong comment.
#80 - Looks like every day is traps and arms day. Still intimi…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Sculpture Comp - By popular... 0
User avatar #99 - MrJakkadakka (03/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's because I'm just tensing my right arm out in front. My chest is actually pretty decent. Bro! I lost a load of weight two years ago! Congrats! Don't give up! Train hard and don't give up! It'll happen!
User avatar #109 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. Thanks man! If you asked me a year ago that I would be fit and down 4 shirt sizes and 10 pant sizes, I'd call you crazy. Haha
User avatar #93 - MrJakkadakka (03/26/2014) [-]
You can't even see my legs in that picture... and I can assure you that I do leg day.
User avatar #95 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2014) [-]
I didn't say you skip leg day. I just think that's a bad picture. You look like you're4 nothing but arms and traps. It makes your chest look flat and puny.

I'm one to talk though. I'm barely toning up after 6 weeks of strict diet and 3-4 days of lifting. Might have something to do with my body being weird after losing 90lbs of fat.
User avatar #103 - MrJakkadakka (03/26/2014) [-]
Shit, sorry. I replied to the wrong comment.
#340 - Nothing wrong with that. I can't eat 80/20 either. 90/10 sirlo… 03/25/2014 on Title 0
#13 - Sauce 03/25/2014 on One thing led to another +2
#331 - That's the smart option. We'll still help you out in any way p…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2014 on Title 0
User avatar #333 - letriggs (03/25/2014) [-]
when it comes to cooking im about as dumb as it gets but I know if I do cook to ask for help
#317 - It's the way we measure the fat/meat ratio. The higher the per…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/25/2014 on Title 0
User avatar #338 - saltyfries (03/25/2014) [-]
I eat 93/7 all the time, 80/20 is too greasy and it makes me sick sometimes...
User avatar #340 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/25/2014) [-]
Nothing wrong with that. I can't eat 80/20 either. 90/10 sirloin is normally what I go with. Makes the perfect burger.
User avatar #325 - letriggs (03/25/2014) [-]
well now I know

to be honest if I ever go to a butcher counter I would ask for the butcher's opinion as they know a shit load more about meat and cooking than I do
User avatar #331 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/25/2014) [-]
That's the smart option. We'll still help you out in any way possible, but sometimes peoples just sound dumb. (I.E. "The bacon Cheddar burger just has bacon and cheddar, right?")

Not calling you dumb by the way.
User avatar #333 - letriggs (03/25/2014) [-]
when it comes to cooking im about as dumb as it gets but I know if I do cook to ask for help
#293 - I work in the meat department, and it's hilarious when people …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/25/2014 on Title 0
User avatar #310 - letriggs (03/25/2014) [-]
well I dont know what ground beef percentage is
User avatar #328 - spyter (03/25/2014) [-]
meat to fat how marbley it is.
User avatar #317 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/25/2014) [-]
It's the way we measure the fat/meat ratio. The higher the percentage the more lean it is.
93% is 93% meat, 7% fat. It's more expensive because it cost more to make. Terrible for cooking in my opinion. Not enough fat to keep it moist.

Honestly, That one wasn't that good and probably could have left it out.
User avatar #338 - saltyfries (03/25/2014) [-]
I eat 93/7 all the time, 80/20 is too greasy and it makes me sick sometimes...
User avatar #340 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/25/2014) [-]
Nothing wrong with that. I can't eat 80/20 either. 90/10 sirloin is normally what I go with. Makes the perfect burger.
User avatar #325 - letriggs (03/25/2014) [-]
well now I know

to be honest if I ever go to a butcher counter I would ask for the butcher's opinion as they know a shit load more about meat and cooking than I do
User avatar #331 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/25/2014) [-]
That's the smart option. We'll still help you out in any way possible, but sometimes peoples just sound dumb. (I.E. "The bacon Cheddar burger just has bacon and cheddar, right?")

Not calling you dumb by the way.
User avatar #333 - letriggs (03/25/2014) [-]
when it comes to cooking im about as dumb as it gets but I know if I do cook to ask for help
#128 - I actually just got a modified version of the first tat the ot… 03/14/2014 on Ta2s 0
#110 - Happy Birthday! I'm tired from losing an hour, but I love the … 03/10/2014 on Totally useless facts Vol. 2 0
#104 - I was just expecting people to reply to this comment saying it… 03/09/2014 on Totally useless facts Vol. 2 0
#101 - How many people on here share my Birthday today? Bo…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Totally useless facts Vol. 2 0
User avatar #109 - dancingdoggy (03/10/2014) [-]
My best friend is turning 24.
She's sad she only gets a 23 hour birthday.
User avatar #110 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/10/2014) [-]
Happy Birthday! I'm tired from losing an hour, but I love the sun staying up till 7:30.]
User avatar #103 - dehnoobshow (03/09/2014) [-]
And we're supposed to learn that information, How?
User avatar #104 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/09/2014) [-]
I was just expecting people to reply to this comment saying it's their birthday. I wasn't actually conducting a survey.
#1152 - How's N. Korea going? 03/08/2014 on Want a personal... 0
#191 - But just like with every other decade, the first few years in … 03/07/2014 on (untitled) -1
#188 - I turn 20 on sunday actually.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2014 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #445 - homebray (03/07/2014) [-]
happy birthday!
#186 - Kurt Cobain died and Justin Bieber was born in 94. But I have …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/07/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #391 - tkfourtwoone (03/07/2014) [-]
Who gives a shit about Kurt Cobain?! Really?!?
#475 - notouchingrequired (03/08/2014) [-]
Found the kid born in the 2000's
User avatar #510 - tkfourtwoone (03/08/2014) [-]
....you're an absolute idiot.
User avatar #242 - ironsoul (03/07/2014) [-]
That is the price they paid to satan for perfection.
User avatar #190 - Closebehind (03/07/2014) [-]
I deeply regret Kurt Cobain and I'll always have that in the back of my mind, but I forgot about Bieber, little fuck needs to stop being so immature.
#119 - While that's hilarious, I think Bruce Lee said something like that.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on Self-Defense +1
User avatar #143 - ninjagaiden (03/05/2014) [-]
He did, I was borrowing from him. You get a cookie.
#12706 - Either you're using too much weight, or are doing too many rep… 03/04/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#35 - I'd be lying if I said I wasn't trying to look good for summer…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Check it out Admin, nice huh? 0
User avatar #36 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
Haha, I'm also gonna go try for a natural tan too, good luck though!
User avatar #39 - adunsaveme (03/04/2014) [-]
i can't tan :c
#31 - Good luck. I hope you get into the habit of a healthy lifestyl…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Check it out Admin, nice huh? 0
User avatar #33 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
Thank man, I'm just trying to get in good shape since Summer is coming up haha, but later in life I will adopt a good healthy lifestyle
User avatar #35 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2014) [-]
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't trying to look good for summer. Haha. My chest up is ready for the tank top, just gotta hide the gut.
User avatar #36 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
Haha, I'm also gonna go try for a natural tan too, good luck though!
User avatar #39 - adunsaveme (03/04/2014) [-]
i can't tan :c
#27 - See, I'm between Endomorph and Mesomorph. Buy some p…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Check it out Admin, nice huh? 0
User avatar #30 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have All Whey protein powder but I haven't taken it for awhile because I was sick and im not sure if that couldve not been helping, but ill try to get back into it. Thanks.
User avatar #31 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2014) [-]
Good luck. I hope you get into the habit of a healthy lifestyle. It did wonders for me.
User avatar #33 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
Thank man, I'm just trying to get in good shape since Summer is coming up haha, but later in life I will adopt a good healthy lifestyle
User avatar #35 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2014) [-]
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't trying to look good for summer. Haha. My chest up is ready for the tank top, just gotta hide the gut.
User avatar #36 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
Haha, I'm also gonna go try for a natural tan too, good luck though!
User avatar #39 - adunsaveme (03/04/2014) [-]
i can't tan :c
#23 - I have no clue what your body type is, but I'm gonna drop this…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Check it out Admin, nice huh? +1
User avatar #25 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm an ectomorph. I have very little fat but I recently lost weight over the last couple years, but pretty much the only protein I eat is whatever I have for diner, and throughout the day I eat fruits and grains. I'm not trying to bulk, just get lean and ripped.
User avatar #27 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2014) [-]
See, I'm between Endomorph and Mesomorph.

Buy some protein powder. Whey protein if you're a guy, (assumed). Soy if you're a girl. It's normally expensive but I guarantee that your local grocery store will have some for around $15. Make a shake every morning with breakfast. Eggs, Greek Yogurt and Almonds are good sources of protein too. Protein bars are good for snacks too. Pair all of that with 3 days a week of lifting, High reps, low weights, and you'll be cut in no time.
User avatar #30 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have All Whey protein powder but I haven't taken it for awhile because I was sick and im not sure if that couldve not been helping, but ill try to get back into it. Thanks.
User avatar #31 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2014) [-]
Good luck. I hope you get into the habit of a healthy lifestyle. It did wonders for me.
User avatar #33 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
Thank man, I'm just trying to get in good shape since Summer is coming up haha, but later in life I will adopt a good healthy lifestyle
User avatar #35 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/04/2014) [-]
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't trying to look good for summer. Haha. My chest up is ready for the tank top, just gotta hide the gut.
User avatar #36 - chokinandtokin (03/04/2014) [-]
Haha, I'm also gonna go try for a natural tan too, good luck though!
User avatar #39 - adunsaveme (03/04/2014) [-]
i can't tan :c
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#49 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #50 to #49 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
You're awesome.
#48 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #53 to #48 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Noice.
User avatar #32 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Greetings monsieur.
User avatar #33 to #32 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Please, call me Mr. monsieur Jr.
User avatar #34 to #33 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
no!
User avatar #35 to #34 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I said Please!
#37 to #36 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
No foolin?
No foolin?
#38 to #37 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what you mean
I'm not sure what you mean
#39 to #38 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
*No foolin = You really mean it?
*No foolin = You really mean it?
#40 to #39 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Oh, well in that case...
Oh, well in that case...
#42 to #41 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
wat
wat
#43 to #42 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
#44 to #43 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Okay then.
Okay then.
#45 to #44 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
So......What now?
So......What now?
#46 to #45 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I am uncertain.
I am uncertain.
#16 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Here we go.





This image was flagged 0 minutes ago
User avatar #18 to #17 - animationhac ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Can you tell me what it was since u cannot post it? Like describe it xD
User avatar #19 to #18 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Well, it was big and black. With some white in the middle. *wink*
User avatar #20 to #19 - animationhac ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Bestiality? xD
User avatar #21 to #20 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
More plain than that. Like 90% black, 10% white 100% fake.
User avatar #22 to #21 - animationhac ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Its that stupid Image was flagged thing huh ? xD
User avatar #24 to #23 - animationhac ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Why do you do dis? D: I need to knnoooo xD hahaha u sneeky man u
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User avatar #15 to #14 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
I used to have you added, but I deleted that account. Just one of the dudes from Iowa.
#12 - anonymous (07/26/2012) [-]
Think you're funny?
User avatar #13 to #12 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (07/26/2012) [-]
Who wants to know?
#10 - vanwinkles **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #31 to #10 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
RIP vanwinkles
#11 to #13 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
I don't even know whats going on.
I don't even know whats going on.
User avatar #6 - zionsype (03/20/2012) [-]
thats all of them
User avatar #7 to #6 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
Dude, you're the best.
User avatar #29 to #28 - zionsype (04/07/2013) [-]
A year later
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I felt like ******* with ya.
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