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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: ImSpartacusN7
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Xbox One, PC
Video Games Played: Modded Skyrim, DayZ, Mass Effect, Halo, GTA, Everything Valve
X-box Gamertag: ImSpartacusN7
Interests: Vidya Games, Movies, Hanging Out
Date Signed Up:2/27/2012
Last Login:8/27/2014
Location:Merca
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Yeah. I'm a real boy, not that fake "wood" bullshit you see on them reality shows.

Green is my favorite color, that's why I'm not creative.

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#38 - I'm in that exact boat right now. Just waiting for the skin to… 02/27/2014 on Damn You Gravity! 0
#16 - Picture 02/22/2014 on Don't want to meet the... +14
#31 - Good things come in time. Just think of it this way, if you qu… 02/22/2014 on Life 101 +1
#27 - Worry about getting patched up first. I wouldn't try to work o…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Life 101 +2
User avatar #30 - infinitereaper (02/22/2014) [-]
You do have a point there. I'll just stretch for now, I've gotten so... unlimber it's not even funny. I've always wanted to have muscle, it would feel good, make me stronger, and make me feel good about myself. I've always been interested in martial arts as well, but I've never been healthy enough to actively practice. I love soccer as a child, but I guess my body kept me from partaking in any sports. So I have no muscle to speak of. Unfortunately t though I have no choice but to push my body even more, my parents just, don't give a shit. Nor do I think they realize how severe this is for me. It's not like I want to be like this. Fuck I want to work, drive, school, work out, learn new things, excel, create, write, draw, etc. I want to amount to something, but it takes everything I have just to survive, literally survive, so yeah, I'll do my best, and hope my body doesn't give out.
User avatar #31 - chiktikkavaspaus (02/22/2014) [-]
Good things come in time. Just think of it this way, if you quit now you're gonna miss the good part. Patience is key.
#22 - Once you truly realize whats at stake, then all bets are off. …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Life 101 +4
User avatar #25 - infinitereaper (02/22/2014) [-]
You're a personal trainer? That's pretty cool bruh.
And thanks, yeah, I'm trying to grasp at everything right now. Most of all I'm trying to keep my sanity. Every time I hear my mother cry, every time my brother flips out, every time my poor pet cat is being threatened to be removed from our household, for christs sakes, I just try to stay calm. No one should have to be used to any of this. I bite my tounge, I squeeze my fists, because I know that if I lose it I'm going to end up losing everything. I don't want to give up. Not now, not after everything I've been through. I want to live, so badly, I just wish I was healthier. Hopefully the doctors can finally help me with that (for once). I just hope they listen to me, because my health is getting really really bad. And I'm running out of energy and constitution to deal with it alone. At least my nose stopped bleeding.
And yeah, I've been trying to lift, but my weight is so unstable, and the last time I was actively working out I lost a lot of weight. I think I went from 136 to 120. Right now I weigh 140 but a month ago I was at 130. I'm about 5'8. Pretty skinny. It's all jacked up. But I'm still trying to strengthen my body. I'm trying to stretch more, maybe do some light exercise, though these days I can hardly stand at times.
User avatar #27 - chiktikkavaspaus (02/22/2014) [-]
Worry about getting patched up first. I wouldn't try to work out until you can live normally on a daily basis. Lifting isn't going to help a thing if you aren't getting enough sleep or food.

But I like the attitude. The fact that you want to do it helps a lot.
User avatar #30 - infinitereaper (02/22/2014) [-]
You do have a point there. I'll just stretch for now, I've gotten so... unlimber it's not even funny. I've always wanted to have muscle, it would feel good, make me stronger, and make me feel good about myself. I've always been interested in martial arts as well, but I've never been healthy enough to actively practice. I love soccer as a child, but I guess my body kept me from partaking in any sports. So I have no muscle to speak of. Unfortunately t though I have no choice but to push my body even more, my parents just, don't give a shit. Nor do I think they realize how severe this is for me. It's not like I want to be like this. Fuck I want to work, drive, school, work out, learn new things, excel, create, write, draw, etc. I want to amount to something, but it takes everything I have just to survive, literally survive, so yeah, I'll do my best, and hope my body doesn't give out.
User avatar #31 - chiktikkavaspaus (02/22/2014) [-]
Good things come in time. Just think of it this way, if you quit now you're gonna miss the good part. Patience is key.
#27 - I only brought my excitement levels down for this comment, bec… 02/13/2014 on Motivational Poster Backfires 0
#60 - Picture 02/13/2014 on I have way too much time on... 0
#16 - Just thought I'd share, I have a date for valentines. …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2014 on Motivational Poster Backfires +22
User avatar #24 - minecraftlamer (02/13/2014) [-]
man only you are excited it seems, bet your date isnt even excited either.

sry my emotions got the best of me
User avatar #27 - chiktikkavaspaus (02/13/2014) [-]
I only brought my excitement levels down for this comment, because I knew that nobody would care. I'm actually quite excited, and I'm pretty sure she is too.
#19 - *South Korea The next winter Olympics are hosted in P… 02/12/2014 on how I imagined ol would be +10
#43 - Technically, they aren't illegal if you have a legally obtaine…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Don't Lie +4
User avatar #113 - mugenchamploo (02/12/2014) [-]
Not true, at least here in America. You may create one backup copy of any software you purchase. Anything beyond that is illegal piracy
User avatar #60 - irico (02/12/2014) [-]
That's why torrenting CAN be legal, I lost a disk so I torrented it and used my code from the box
#81 - Intellectual Property. 02/08/2014 on Sony fanboys incoming! +2
#30 - Honestly, if I see an overweight person in the gym I just want…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/06/2014 on Gym Etiquette +26
User avatar #146 - turbodoosh (02/06/2014) [-]
I think the same thing when I see them out on the road running because if running is hard for me (someone who isn' overweight) it's definitely hard for someone who is.
User avatar #110 - clannadqs (02/06/2014) [-]
Alright, not trying to be offensive here, but I find it pretty stupid to respect overweight people for simply being in the gym. I have massive amounts of respect for those that went from being overweight to being in shape, but I will not show an ounce of respect for those that simply signed up for a gym membership after neglecting their body for years. That's like saying you have respect for someone who didn't study and did terrible in every grade, but their final year they have been studying for a few test and doing their homework.
#130 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
So you respect those who have finished getting in shape, but fuck the people that have just started on the path to getting in shape? Everyone has to start somewhere.
You seem remarkably quick to judge people, like going to the gym makes you a better person?
User avatar #131 - clannadqs (02/06/2014) [-]
I never said I disliked or hated overweight people who are new to the gym. I said that they have to prove they are going to stick with their program and burn off weight for me to be shaking my head in approval and saying ," Hey man, that's great. I admire the amount of weight you lost". It's a sad fact, but most overweight people that go to the gym don't come back after a few weeks.
#248 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
just saying, red thumbs means stop posting
#109 - clannadqs has deleted their comment.
User avatar #111 - iassume (02/06/2014) [-]
Why? Cause they are willing to change something and if they continue they will change.
If someone studies even more they are most likely to do it better the next time.

Change doesn't happen in a second.
User avatar #113 - clannadqs (02/06/2014) [-]
That's not the point. They don't deserve respect until they earn it. Anyone can sign up for a gym membership. As I said, I have the deepest respect for those that went from being overweight to being in shape, but you also have to take into consideration that they neglected their body for years.
#29 - At least you're doing something. Good for you, keep it up. 02/06/2014 on Gym Etiquette +10
#852 - I watched the back half. At least Bill Nye was direct with is … 02/06/2014 on Bill Nye the Logical Guy +1
#72 - As a devout Christian, I will be the first to tell you that Ke…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Bill Nye the Logical Guy +113
#664 - hoskins (02/06/2014) [-]
Agreed, I wouldn't consider him a moron, just ignorantly stuck in his beliefs. I love how you got thumbs for agreeing with everyone else. As someone who actually watched the debate live, both did... pretty damn awful. It went just like I expected it to.
User avatar #852 - chiktikkavaspaus (02/06/2014) [-]
I watched the back half. At least Bill Nye was direct with is answers more often than Ham was. It was a terrible debate overall though.
User avatar #209 - TheRealFinland (02/05/2014) [-]
exactly
#126 - anonymous (02/05/2014) [-]
Well that's because there is no debate between Science and Religion but between Science and Creationism. God, even the Christian God can exist and be in control of everything without undermining Science. But believing the Bible over the physical works of God, AS GOD, is Idolatry.
User avatar #292 - coolcalx (02/05/2014) [-]
and by creationism, specifically young earth creationism.

User avatar #255 - ohhh (02/05/2014) [-]
I was all into to this. But now i just want to go on a sand walk adventure.
#114 - bigfootluke (02/05/2014) [-]
#104 - matoromahri (02/05/2014) [-]
this man gets it.
#325 - Last one.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2014 on Anyone Wanna Cool Wallpaper? +1
#328 - AlexK (02/05/2014) [-]
Awesome, thanks! All I have is this one.
#322 - Picture 02/05/2014 on Anyone Wanna Cool Wallpaper? +1
#318 - Picture 02/05/2014 on Anyone Wanna Cool Wallpaper? +1
#317 - Sure do. 02/05/2014 on Anyone Wanna Cool Wallpaper? +1
#54 - Thanks, but I love my current wallpaper. Definitely saving for…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/04/2014 on Anyone Wanna Cool Wallpaper? +6
User avatar #308 - AlexK (02/05/2014) [-]
You have any more mass effect wallpapers?
#325 - chiktikkavaspaus (02/05/2014) [-]
Last one.
#328 - AlexK (02/05/2014) [-]
Awesome, thanks! All I have is this one.
#322 - chiktikkavaspaus (02/05/2014) [-]
#318 - chiktikkavaspaus (02/05/2014) [-]
#317 - chiktikkavaspaus (02/05/2014) [-]
Sure do.
#80 - hoodedmetal (02/04/2014) [-]
#16 - Very carefully. 02/04/2014 on Present from Stark +6
#11 - Because they're powerful and scary.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2014 on Sneaky Russian +29
User avatar #23 - jwash (02/04/2014) [-]
Seriously though, as a former US soldier and current contractor, I would not want to fuck with Russia. No matter who came out the victor in that war, both sides would have suffered severely.
User avatar #14 - TheHutchie (02/04/2014) [-]
I think your comment was funnier to me than most other people.
#8 - Picture 02/02/2014 on Never change, /b/ +2
#9 - Star Wars. 02/01/2014 on See? Obi-Wan was right! +1
#126 - Thank you for understanding. 01/29/2014 on How I feel. 0
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#49 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #50 to #49 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
You're awesome.
User avatar #53 to #48 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Noice.
User avatar #32 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
Greetings monsieur.
User avatar #33 to #32 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Please, call me Mr. monsieur Jr.
User avatar #35 to #34 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I said Please!
#37 to #36 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
No foolin?
No foolin?
#38 to #37 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what you mean
I'm not sure what you mean
#39 to #38 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
*No foolin = You really mean it?
*No foolin = You really mean it?
#40 to #39 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
Oh, well in that case...
Oh, well in that case...
#43 to #42 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
#44 to #43 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
Okay then.
Okay then.
#45 to #44 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
So......What now?
So......What now?
#46 to #45 - infernalinsolence (10/23/2013) [-]
I am uncertain.
I am uncertain.
#16 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Here we go.





This image was flagged 0 minutes ago
User avatar #18 to #17 - animationhac (03/26/2013) [-]
Can you tell me what it was since u cannot post it? Like describe it xD
User avatar #19 to #18 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Well, it was big and black. With some white in the middle. *wink*
User avatar #20 to #19 - animationhac (03/27/2013) [-]
Bestiality? xD
User avatar #21 to #20 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
More plain than that. Like 90% black, 10% white 100% fake.
User avatar #22 to #21 - animationhac (03/27/2013) [-]
Its that stupid Image was flagged thing huh ? xD
User avatar #24 to #23 - animationhac (03/27/2013) [-]
Why do you do dis? D: I need to knnoooo xD hahaha u sneeky man u
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User avatar #15 to #14 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
I used to have you added, but I deleted that account. Just one of the dudes from Iowa.
#12 - anonymous (07/26/2012) [-]
Think you're funny?
User avatar #13 to #12 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (07/26/2012) [-]
Who wants to know?
#10 - vanwinkles **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #31 to #10 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
RIP vanwinkles
#11 to #13 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
I don't even know whats going on.
I don't even know whats going on.
User avatar #6 - zionsype (03/20/2012) [-]
thats all of them
User avatar #7 to #6 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
Dude, you're the best.
User avatar #29 to #28 - zionsype (04/07/2013) [-]
A year later
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I felt like ******* with ya.
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