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Age: 20
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Video Games Played: Modded Skyrim, DayZ, Mass Effect, Halo, GTA, Everything Valve
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Date Signed Up:2/27/2012
Last Login:7/30/2014
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Yeah. I'm a real boy, not that fake "wood" bullshit you see on them reality shows.

Green is my favorite color, that's why I'm not creative.

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#14 - They haven't done it since Toy Story 3. It sucks, because I wa… 01/27/2014 on Best blooper 0
#27 - This also happens with remotes though too. 01/26/2014 on Serious issue 0
#24 - Mario Kart Wind Waker HD New Zelda New Donkey Kong… 01/23/2014 on Wii U +11
#34 - Picture 01/23/2014 on It will always feel better 0
#32 - Hey, I know you.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2014 on It will always feel better 0
User avatar #33 - infernalinsolence (01/23/2014) [-]
It's entirely possible.
#599 - No need to be a dick. It's a great car that I plan to upgrade … 01/16/2014 on Driver 0
#513 - It's more distracting than you think. 01/16/2014 on Driver 0
#510 - There is a turbocharged model, but I have the supercharged mod…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Driver 0
User avatar #519 - AvatarAirBender (01/16/2014) [-]
I go to school with a guy with the SS, but its a 4 door.

Its kinda sad that my Grand Cherokee is faster than it...
#590 - xathos (01/16/2014) [-]
Are you driving an SRT?
User avatar #614 - AvatarAirBender (01/16/2014) [-]
Nope. Just the 4.7 V8. 0-60 in 6.6
#615 - xathos (01/16/2014) [-]
my buddy had an srt jeep, it was fantastic. however, I am American and I love to support american jobs as much as possible, and jeep is not owned by the italians (FIAT) so I wouldnt buy a new one.
User avatar #616 - AvatarAirBender (01/16/2014) [-]
Well, when my Jeep was made it was owned by Mercedes so....
#617 - xathos (01/16/2014) [-]
my brother had a Chrysler crossfire SRT 6 which was basically a mercedes SLK. I'm not saying other companies make bad cars, I would say on average that foreign cars are better than american cars. My brothers SRT 6 was a damn good car.
#514 - xathos (01/16/2014) [-]
thats awesome. be careful looking for more power, once you start you're always going to want more!
User avatar #554 - capslockrage (01/16/2014) [-]
That's definitely true, I have been upgrading my supra and even though it already goes faster than I'll actually need it to (even for showing off) for some reason I still keep breaking the bank on new parts, almost like an addiction.
#591 - xathos (01/16/2014) [-]
lol I think its because you just get bored/familiar with the power youve had for a while and just want to keep up that scare factor in your car. You always want to put your foot to the floor and scream for your life, and you just lose that thrill after a while when you know exactly how fast its going to be.
#507 - I don't talk on the phone and drive though, that's just it. I'…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Driver 0
User avatar #512 - veettrees (01/16/2014) [-]
Really? Never? Weird I've never found it that distracting.
User avatar #513 - chiktikkavaspaus (01/16/2014) [-]
It's more distracting than you think.
#503 - Why the hell would I want to do that though? That's how accide…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Driver 0
User avatar #504 - veettrees (01/16/2014) [-]
Idk you'd want to do it if you were driving and also needed to talk to someone on the phone.
#593 - xathos (01/16/2014) [-]
people are thumbing you down, just wanna let you know i agree with you. Stick is superior for a driving experience, but sometimes you just need to go to the store and get some milk and you don't want to screw around with a clutch.
#508 - frankiethekneeman (01/16/2014) [-]
If you can't steer and shift with the same hand, you can't drive stick.
User avatar #509 - veettrees (01/16/2014) [-]
"can't" and "find it less comfortable" are not necessarily the same thing.
User avatar #507 - chiktikkavaspaus (01/16/2014) [-]
I don't talk on the phone and drive though, that's just it. I'm not fucking stupid. If my phone rings, I call them back later, when I'm not driving.

I might answer if I'm in cruise control on the highway, but nothing else.
User avatar #512 - veettrees (01/16/2014) [-]
Really? Never? Weird I've never found it that distracting.
User avatar #513 - chiktikkavaspaus (01/16/2014) [-]
It's more distracting than you think.
#501 - If you know how to drive a stick then it can be superior in ne…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Driver 0
User avatar #502 - veettrees (01/16/2014) [-]
Except for talking on the phone while driving aspect. I guess you did say nearly.
#561 - aetri (01/16/2014) [-]
Ever heard of hands free?
Most europeans have an bluetooth carkit.
User avatar #503 - chiktikkavaspaus (01/16/2014) [-]
Why the hell would I want to do that though? That's how accident happen.

When you're driving stick you're actually paying more attention to the driving aspect, so you're less likely to cause an accident.
User avatar #504 - veettrees (01/16/2014) [-]
Idk you'd want to do it if you were driving and also needed to talk to someone on the phone.
#593 - xathos (01/16/2014) [-]
people are thumbing you down, just wanna let you know i agree with you. Stick is superior for a driving experience, but sometimes you just need to go to the store and get some milk and you don't want to screw around with a clutch.
#508 - frankiethekneeman (01/16/2014) [-]
If you can't steer and shift with the same hand, you can't drive stick.
User avatar #509 - veettrees (01/16/2014) [-]
"can't" and "find it less comfortable" are not necessarily the same thing.
User avatar #507 - chiktikkavaspaus (01/16/2014) [-]
I don't talk on the phone and drive though, that's just it. I'm not fucking stupid. If my phone rings, I call them back later, when I'm not driving.

I might answer if I'm in cruise control on the highway, but nothing else.
User avatar #512 - veettrees (01/16/2014) [-]
Really? Never? Weird I've never found it that distracting.
User avatar #513 - chiktikkavaspaus (01/16/2014) [-]
It's more distracting than you think.
#500 - It's stock but it has a racing package with a supercharger. no…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Driver 0
User avatar #552 - capslockrage (01/16/2014) [-]
So basically it's a shitty car with an exhaust that sounds "so totally sick bruh" with some addons to make it LOOK like a racing car.


My supra may not sound as cool as it could, but it more than makes up for it in speed and handling.
User avatar #599 - chiktikkavaspaus (01/16/2014) [-]
No need to be a dick. It's a great car that I plan to upgrade when I have the money for it.

Supras are great too, and I would have loved to find one that was in good enough shape to drive for 50k+ miles before I could polish is up.
#592 - xathos (01/16/2014) [-]
I don't think its fair to say he has a shitty car. Its possible he only had the money for the car and doesnt have money for upgrades. If it makes him happy, let him be.
#506 - xathos (01/16/2014) [-]
Isnt it turbocharged not supercharged? There are youtube videos of these cars hitting 400 hp without too much effort, great cars. I'm a big GM guy.
User avatar #510 - chiktikkavaspaus (01/16/2014) [-]
There is a turbocharged model, but I have the supercharged model.

I did time a 0-60mph run and my car did it in 7.3 seconds. It's a quick machine. I think mines at 205HP.
User avatar #519 - AvatarAirBender (01/16/2014) [-]
I go to school with a guy with the SS, but its a 4 door.

Its kinda sad that my Grand Cherokee is faster than it...
#590 - xathos (01/16/2014) [-]
Are you driving an SRT?
User avatar #614 - AvatarAirBender (01/16/2014) [-]
Nope. Just the 4.7 V8. 0-60 in 6.6
#615 - xathos (01/16/2014) [-]
my buddy had an srt jeep, it was fantastic. however, I am American and I love to support american jobs as much as possible, and jeep is not owned by the italians (FIAT) so I wouldnt buy a new one.
User avatar #616 - AvatarAirBender (01/16/2014) [-]
Well, when my Jeep was made it was owned by Mercedes so....
#617 - xathos (01/16/2014) [-]
my brother had a Chrysler crossfire SRT 6 which was basically a mercedes SLK. I'm not saying other companies make bad cars, I would say on average that foreign cars are better than american cars. My brothers SRT 6 was a damn good car.
#514 - xathos (01/16/2014) [-]
thats awesome. be careful looking for more power, once you start you're always going to want more!
User avatar #554 - capslockrage (01/16/2014) [-]
That's definitely true, I have been upgrading my supra and even though it already goes faster than I'll actually need it to (even for showing off) for some reason I still keep breaking the bank on new parts, almost like an addiction.
#591 - xathos (01/16/2014) [-]
lol I think its because you just get bored/familiar with the power youve had for a while and just want to keep up that scare factor in your car. You always want to put your foot to the floor and scream for your life, and you just lose that thrill after a while when you know exactly how fast its going to be.
#479 - Man, I fuckin love driving my car. Stick is so much more super…  [+] (34 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Driver +4
#573 - blueboysixnine (01/16/2014) [-]
We don't get those in Australia, but that looks pretty awesome

Pic is mine
#594 - xathos (01/16/2014) [-]
Great looking car. I'll be much more interested in the FRS/GT86 once it gets some more power, however. It is just too down on power for me. Sometimes i want to go fast in a straight line
User avatar #638 - blueboysixnine (01/17/2014) [-]
Ive turbocharged mine. 8psi 205rwkw. Ive got a lot of handing mods too, so its pretty damn good around the track
#642 - xathos (01/17/2014) [-]
that's awesome, do you race competitively/autocross or just track time? I took my 6.0 L 400hp (around 350 rwhp and 350rwtq) pontiac GTO and I loved the tracktime but the car was just too huge for the track, body roll was like a freaking yacht. Better handling is always more important than horsepower on a track, i found out
#643 - blueboysixnine (01/17/2014) [-]
Ive done a few timed laps, but nothing where you would see people in the grand stand. The standard versions of your car in Australia are mostly just regular cars. 90% of them are totally fucked and run into the ground by people who don't want to maintain them properly anyway (I work as a mechanic, I see it all). but even the modded ones no one really races them on tracks, only drags if anything.

A photo I saved a while ago, your engine in my car
User avatar #534 - zamka (01/16/2014) [-]
I once drove a stick for the first time and I was going to buy some food, I actually went by the restaurant while looking at it because I was too scared to stop fearing that the car would stall on me, and then went home without food.
#499 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
>Stick
>Superior

Pick one
User avatar #501 - chiktikkavaspaus (01/16/2014) [-]
If you know how to drive a stick then it can be superior in nearly every aspect.
User avatar #502 - veettrees (01/16/2014) [-]
Except for talking on the phone while driving aspect. I guess you did say nearly.
#561 - aetri (01/16/2014) [-]
Ever heard of hands free?
Most europeans have an bluetooth carkit.
User avatar #503 - chiktikkavaspaus (01/16/2014) [-]
Why the hell would I want to do that though? That's how accident happen.

When you're driving stick you're actually paying more attention to the driving aspect, so you're less likely to cause an accident.
User avatar #504 - veettrees (01/16/2014) [-]
Idk you'd want to do it if you were driving and also needed to talk to someone on the phone.
#593 - xathos (01/16/2014) [-]
people are thumbing you down, just wanna let you know i agree with you. Stick is superior for a driving experience, but sometimes you just need to go to the store and get some milk and you don't want to screw around with a clutch.
#508 - frankiethekneeman (01/16/2014) [-]
If you can't steer and shift with the same hand, you can't drive stick.
User avatar #509 - veettrees (01/16/2014) [-]
"can't" and "find it less comfortable" are not necessarily the same thing.
User avatar #507 - chiktikkavaspaus (01/16/2014) [-]
I don't talk on the phone and drive though, that's just it. I'm not fucking stupid. If my phone rings, I call them back later, when I'm not driving.

I might answer if I'm in cruise control on the highway, but nothing else.
User avatar #512 - veettrees (01/16/2014) [-]
Really? Never? Weird I've never found it that distracting.
User avatar #513 - chiktikkavaspaus (01/16/2014) [-]
It's more distracting than you think.
#491 - xathos (01/16/2014) [-]
is it stock or is it running some insane level of boost?
User avatar #500 - chiktikkavaspaus (01/16/2014) [-]
It's stock but it has a racing package with a supercharger. not much for speed, but it has a great exhaust system, so it sounds sick. Racing seats and tires are nice and the suspension in amazing.

I wanna deck it out but I don't have the money for that quite yet.
User avatar #552 - capslockrage (01/16/2014) [-]
So basically it's a shitty car with an exhaust that sounds "so totally sick bruh" with some addons to make it LOOK like a racing car.


My supra may not sound as cool as it could, but it more than makes up for it in speed and handling.
User avatar #599 - chiktikkavaspaus (01/16/2014) [-]
No need to be a dick. It's a great car that I plan to upgrade when I have the money for it.

Supras are great too, and I would have loved to find one that was in good enough shape to drive for 50k+ miles before I could polish is up.
#592 - xathos (01/16/2014) [-]
I don't think its fair to say he has a shitty car. Its possible he only had the money for the car and doesnt have money for upgrades. If it makes him happy, let him be.
#506 - xathos (01/16/2014) [-]
Isnt it turbocharged not supercharged? There are youtube videos of these cars hitting 400 hp without too much effort, great cars. I'm a big GM guy.
User avatar #510 - chiktikkavaspaus (01/16/2014) [-]
There is a turbocharged model, but I have the supercharged model.

I did time a 0-60mph run and my car did it in 7.3 seconds. It's a quick machine. I think mines at 205HP.
User avatar #519 - AvatarAirBender (01/16/2014) [-]
I go to school with a guy with the SS, but its a 4 door.

Its kinda sad that my Grand Cherokee is faster than it...
#590 - xathos (01/16/2014) [-]
Are you driving an SRT?
User avatar #614 - AvatarAirBender (01/16/2014) [-]
Nope. Just the 4.7 V8. 0-60 in 6.6
#615 - xathos (01/16/2014) [-]
my buddy had an srt jeep, it was fantastic. however, I am American and I love to support american jobs as much as possible, and jeep is not owned by the italians (FIAT) so I wouldnt buy a new one.
User avatar #616 - AvatarAirBender (01/16/2014) [-]
Well, when my Jeep was made it was owned by Mercedes so....
#617 - xathos (01/16/2014) [-]
my brother had a Chrysler crossfire SRT 6 which was basically a mercedes SLK. I'm not saying other companies make bad cars, I would say on average that foreign cars are better than american cars. My brothers SRT 6 was a damn good car.
#514 - xathos (01/16/2014) [-]
thats awesome. be careful looking for more power, once you start you're always going to want more!
User avatar #554 - capslockrage (01/16/2014) [-]
That's definitely true, I have been upgrading my supra and even though it already goes faster than I'll actually need it to (even for showing off) for some reason I still keep breaking the bank on new parts, almost like an addiction.
#591 - xathos (01/16/2014) [-]
lol I think its because you just get bored/familiar with the power youve had for a while and just want to keep up that scare factor in your car. You always want to put your foot to the floor and scream for your life, and you just lose that thrill after a while when you know exactly how fast its going to be.
#72 - I chose not to take the food, so Lee didn't technically get ev… 01/15/2014 on main characters 0
#15 - I don't recall which part you're talking about.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2014 on main characters 0
User avatar #48 - comexx (01/15/2014) [-]
When you found a car filled with food and supplies and could decide weather to leave it there they still take it , or to take it. I believe it was after episode two.
User avatar #72 - chiktikkavaspaus (01/15/2014) [-]
I chose not to take the food, so Lee didn't technically get everyone killed.
#7 - Yeah, that response is equally as old and annoying as the Geck…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Photoshop +18
User avatar #18 - propanex (01/15/2014) [-]
I said the same thing and got thumbed down for it... :\
User avatar #20 - skeptical (01/15/2014) [-]
And bitching about it is going to fix it?
#21 - propanex (01/15/2014) [-]
I guess not
#162 - I can't fucking wait to play this on my Xbox one, even though … 01/15/2014 on Minecraft creativity 0
#99 - Fuck yeah, RT/AH 01/15/2014 on Don't tell me what to put... +3
#162 - It worked the second time. 01/13/2014 on you did it wrong +5
#70 - I can't be the only one who thought that it was an elderly hun… 01/13/2014 on Fuck society, be who you... +1
#34 - 7 more days. 01/08/2014 on Trying to get out of the... 0
#138 - That's amazing. True inspiration. I don't keep … 01/07/2014 on Gaming facts #3 0
#65 - Have any more halo wallpapers? I'll share mine if your share yours.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2014 on Gaming facts #3 +1
#93 - Lukanator (01/07/2014) [-]
It's a bit smaller (1023 x 667), but here's one of the true hero of Reach: The Forklift.
#138 - chiktikkavaspaus (01/07/2014) [-]
That's amazing. True inspiration.

I don't keep track of wallpaper sizes......
#75 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
#101 - Walking Dead + DLC = $7.48 Walking Dead: Season 2 = $18.49… 01/05/2014 on Steam-Sale Survivor 0
#53 - Squeeze and Leave 01/05/2014 on Kum & Go 0
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#49 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #50 to #49 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/25/2014) [-]
You're awesome.
User avatar #32 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Greetings monsieur.
User avatar #33 to #32 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
Please, call me Mr. monsieur Jr.
User avatar #34 to #33 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
no!
User avatar #35 to #34 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
I said Please!
#37 to #36 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
No foolin?
No foolin?
#38 to #37 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what you mean
I'm not sure what you mean
#39 to #38 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
*No foolin = You really mean it?
*No foolin = You really mean it?
#40 to #39 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Oh, well in that case...
Oh, well in that case...
#42 to #41 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
wat
wat
#43 to #42 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
#44 to #43 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Okay then.
Okay then.
#45 to #44 - chiktikkavaspaus (10/23/2013) [-]
So......What now?
So......What now?
#46 to #45 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I am uncertain.
I am uncertain.
#16 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Here we go.





This image was flagged 0 minutes ago
User avatar #17 to #16 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
DA fuck?
User avatar #18 to #17 - animationhac ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Can you tell me what it was since u cannot post it? Like describe it xD
User avatar #19 to #18 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Well, it was big and black. With some white in the middle. *wink*
User avatar #20 to #19 - animationhac ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Bestiality? xD
User avatar #21 to #20 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
More plain than that. Like 90% black, 10% white 100% fake.
User avatar #22 to #21 - animationhac ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Its that stupid Image was flagged thing huh ? xD
User avatar #24 to #23 - animationhac ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Why do you do dis? D: I need to knnoooo xD hahaha u sneeky man u
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User avatar #15 to #14 - chiktikkavaspaus (11/26/2012) [-]
I used to have you added, but I deleted that account. Just one of the dudes from Iowa.
#12 - anonymous (07/26/2012) [-]
Think you're funny?
User avatar #13 to #12 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/26/2012) [-]
Who wants to know?
#10 - vanwinkles **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #31 to #10 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/03/2013) [-]
RIP vanwinkles
#11 to #13 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/21/2012) [-]
I don't even know whats going on.
I don't even know whats going on.
User avatar #6 - zionsype (03/20/2012) [-]
thats all of them
User avatar #7 to #6 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/20/2012) [-]
Dude, you're the best.
User avatar #29 to #28 - zionsype (04/07/2013) [-]
A year later
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I felt like fucking with ya.
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